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[–]anexanhume 331 points332 points ago

Needs more watermarks.

[–]triforce88 334 points335 points ago

watermelons*

[–]Twatamatic 116 points117 points ago

good save.

[–]HankSpank 212 points213 points ago

slave*

[–]TakeThisWithYou 70 points71 points ago

That's it, I'm going to hell.

[–]CheeseAttack 182 points183 points ago

Detroit*

[–]Sixtyn9ne 18 points19 points ago

*Flint

[–]chopsaver 20 points21 points ago

*Pontiac.

Fucking Yooper.

[–]oscaron 20 points21 points ago

Now that's someone who's lived in Michigan alright.

[–]Voltage69 1 point2 points ago

Flint's the worst!

[–]JKol88 1 point2 points ago

Africa**

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 1 point2 points ago

New Jersey*

[–]sneg 61 points62 points ago

[–]drewmsmith 31 points32 points ago

I've been watching too much MMA. The last half of that video all i was tinking was "knees, knees, knees"

[–]AznMadness42 1 point2 points ago

Trained MMA/self defense, and all I'm thinking is ways for each one to do better in the fight. "punch here! block there! lock up and knee! come on you suck!!"

[–]cheapdvds 3 points4 points ago

I want the source with lots of flashing light and a magical hammer.

[–]Nathan561 2 points3 points ago

And some how i ended up watching the bleach movie on the side....again

[–]ChaosAsian 4 points5 points ago

Reddit has spoiled me. I'm not used to seeing comments that look like they were written by 10 year olds.

[–]illz569 14 points15 points ago

What reddit are you reading?

[–]Ali921 6 points7 points ago

Thank you, many lols were had.

[–]nouveau1 1 point2 points ago

I love it when they get de-weaved.

[–]sterlingsilver6 1 point2 points ago

dishowitgodowninnahoodmang

[–]Pak-O 0 points1 point ago

I like how when they pause to catch a breather at the :33 mark, everyone just shambles around them looking like they are trying to mind their own business (bidness).

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 485 points486 points ago

Those Maplestory animations! 7 years of my life :(

[–]webdevbrian 156 points157 points ago

Me too! I can notice those purple numbers from anywhere.

[–]NCBedell 102 points103 points ago

Them orange ones too. I loved playing on a Bandit and watching the numbers stack.

[–]Popnickel 82 points83 points ago

Goddamn, you guys are making me want to play again

[–]bleakeh 111 points112 points ago

New classes, zones, and features await you! ...

...

In GW2.

[–]NCBedell 21 points22 points ago

Don't forget about the update tomorrow! Azwan, here I come.

[–]Boyko 17 points18 points ago

Oh god no, I don't want to start again! It ate up so much money and time!

[–]alligot123 11 points12 points ago

Azwan is pointless. At least in KMS it was.

[–]Deathhawk242 2 points3 points ago

No... I refuse! I can't go back! So many wasted years!

[–]Tasty_electro 9 points10 points ago

i feel so nostalgic yet i know i shouldnt go back :(

[–]johanbcn 3 points4 points ago

GoingWild2?

[–]jovialminotaur 5 points6 points ago

Good thing I started playing WoW like an adult. I miss you MapleStory... TT~TT

Edit :: Formatting derp.

[–]Bearshoes5 17 points18 points ago

sniff sniff smell that? a smell an organized reddit event relating to maplestory

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

...aaaaaaand that's how I found out /r/maplestory exists.

[–]Zelkova 6 points7 points ago

I like when this gif pops up. I get so many more subscribers to the subreddit! ;333 (/r/maplestory mod)

[–]nonameowns 30 points31 points ago

don't. MS is getting more worse.

[–]faceinthegrass 17 points18 points ago

Between 06-08 it was all good. After that the gameplay and updates just diminished in value.

[–]TeoTheTesticleTaster 8 points9 points ago

I just pop in once every few months.... just to satisfy my cravings

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

That's what I've heard. As someone who was a beta tester and loved the game for years, this makes me sad :/

[–]nonameowns 9 points10 points ago

yeah more power nx junks and fail economy and whatnot.

[–]jovialminotaur 9 points10 points ago

I don't see why you're getting downvoted. I started just after beta and it was an amazing feeling when you finally reached a high enough level to gain respect. Now any asshole can do it with the right funding in a matter of hours.

[–]AudibleKnight 5 points6 points ago

I was a global beta player and enjoyed the time I spent with the community (besides the mindless grinding). I tried the facebook game when it was in beta and saw how they could make the game even worse by adding energy points to attack. Ugh. I've downloaded the iphone games, but am kind of scared to try them out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

F-F-Facebook.. game?!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]microbe5800 3 points4 points ago

Don't do it that game is a plague!!!

[–]Childs_Play 1 point2 points ago

Don't. It's not cool to go back anymore. They've made it way too easy for newcomers now. It's like the LoL to Dota.

[–]MabyLater 13 points14 points ago

Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow, Savage blow... only 1110 more monkeys!

[–]completelyjaded 7 points8 points ago

A fellow Bandit! Respect. My favorite class. Although we get crap for having low damage compared to assassins but I'm not sure how our damage got after Big Bang. I heard we got a lot better.

[–]MattCz 5 points6 points ago

Yeah! After BB, chief bandits have flash jump and shadow partner. 'Band of thieves' became stronger with more range, but our meso explosion can't do millions of damage anymore. Also, assaulter does three hits now.

[–]completelyjaded 5 points6 points ago

That's pretty sweet, I was to stingy with Meso to ever use meso explosion much anyway. So many people running around with mils and I'm just hanging in with just enough Meso to buy pots and restock every level. After watching videos it looks like pretty flash jump humped it's way through a lot of classes like a starving whore.

Glad the range increased, BoT's original range sucked. Assaulter with shadow partner seems pretty godly. So many years on that game. I miss it so much.

[–]Armpitfluff 1 point2 points ago

Fellow 173 shadower here. My range is still 5-6k :D

[–]SPiiiRAL 5 points6 points ago

we got shadowclone, buffed damages and lower mana costs

[–]completelyjaded 1 point2 points ago

Never really had much trouble with mana costs. Although I guess it helps with the cost for pots and what not.

[–]SPiiiRAL 1 point2 points ago

Unfunded dits have a chance of actually leveling now ;)

[–]Indigoma 2 points3 points ago

There was just a complete revamp for thieves. Currently, Shadowers are by far the best job in the game. And they're fun as hell.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Ranger, reporting in.

 

*Must admit, though, as a lowly Hunter I always bowed to Chief Bandits. You lot are right impressive.

[–]DreadOfGrave 1 point2 points ago

Bowmaster reporting in. Not extinct, yet!

[–]bluntvision 28 points29 points ago

[–]Ohh_Yeah 4 points5 points ago

Hahahah what

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

wat

[–]Maelii 2 points3 points ago

I dont laugh at anything. But that made me spill wine.

[–]Indigoma 1 point2 points ago

Mapur Sitori*

[–]REDDIT- 32 points33 points ago

Redditor since: 07-23-2012 (1 day)

Comment Karma: 6,492

Fascinating.

[–]Newman1022 9 points10 points ago

it's probably a bot (or maybe a person) that pastes the top comment from a picture that has been reposted. Exhibit A.

[–]REDDIT- 3 points4 points ago

You're right. The username makes sense now. All Many of his comments are top comments from previous posts of the same image. I'm beginning to doubt the usefulness of Karmadecay since 1) Reddiquette clearly states that reposts are fine and 2) that it's being abused by users to repost top upvoted comments.

1 minute ago.

1 day ago.

[–]DreadOfGrave 1 point2 points ago

What's the point in this?can they redeem their karma for cash or something? is that what I'm missing here?

[–]Pteryx 12 points13 points ago

Looks like he's commenting TiR style.

[–]Aihwa 6 points7 points ago

Well his username is copy and paste...

[–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit that guy posted every hour since that account was made.

[–]dotVillain 5 points6 points ago

cc nub or i get my main and ks u

[–]Karwano 11 points12 points ago

Maplestory started sucking when:

  • Knights of Cygnus came out
  • Increased exp gain (can now farm to atleast lvl 80 in 1 day)
  • releasing new OP classes every month that outshine the classic adventurers that every one used to love.

[–]11110011 1 point2 points ago

Miss the beta days where getting to 70 was considered pro and the Balrog wasn't a totally puss.

[–]IsABot 8 points9 points ago

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that lost years to this game. Thanks Reddit!

[–]__TheLastDodo__ 6 points7 points ago

This was written by /u/dronai 6 days ago, this is merely copy and paste FYI

[–]TopHatPanda 3 points4 points ago

just started maple europe again yesterday. After a stop for a year. Feels good man.

[–]joss33 6 points7 points ago

Haven't played in like 3 years. Just took a look. Wow. So much has changed

[–]NewbCactus 2 points3 points ago

What the hell is this Guard and Catch bullshit?

[–]Ohh_Yeah 2 points3 points ago

There was a PQ they added where you had to damage these ghost things some and then catch them with an item, Pokemon style. Had to get so many in a certain amount of time. Was neat I guess.

[–]Ebolamonkey 1 point2 points ago

It was a pretty good game. The loot system was actually pretty fun. Scrolls and everything actually made it possible to get even BETTER equipment whether you found it or bought it.

[–]FlyingShisno 1 point2 points ago

When was the last time you played? I haven't played in 3 years. Have they whore'd themselves out yet(more than before)? I got a slow connection and don't really want to download the whole thing.

[–]AudibleKnight 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! Those numbers were haunting me and I couldn't remember from where. I must have blocked those years I played from my mind to forget all the horrible grinding which makes up that game.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 163 points164 points ago

[–]aisner190 161 points162 points ago

Jesus, that chicks a tank.

[–]comicsansibar 187 points188 points ago

Defensive stance will be nerfed next patch after they see this.

[–]hayashirice911 34 points35 points ago

Yeah that fucking proc that can instantly make the weapon durability fall to zero is fucking bullshit.

[–]timothytandem 19 points20 points ago

I didn't notice in the first video that skinny chick is using like a stick or something. Dayuuumn!

[–]Untz234 26 points27 points ago

Its a motherfucking metal rod. And part snapped when it hit her. I am scared

[–]Popcom 19 points20 points ago

Metal rod, that snapped when hit against flesh? not likely

[–]games456 5 points6 points ago

I believe it is a metal fence post. If you watch the actual video it is definitely metal. You can hear it clearly.

[–]joshjje 1 point2 points ago

I heard it loud and clear, and I only watched the GIF.

[–]drinkandreddit 5 points6 points ago

Metal rod? It looks like a wooden 2x4 to me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

It breaks over the large woman's head, and she doesn't even flinch. There's no way it's a metal rod or even a 2x4.

[–]drinkandreddit 4 points5 points ago

No it doesn't. Watch closely. She gets her arm up. It shatters on her forearm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Fair enough. You are the better man.

Wait I take it back. It still looks like it's breaking over her head.

[–]drinkandreddit 2 points3 points ago

LOL. I think we need more frames per second.

[–]Cheshire057 7 points8 points ago

Check the video. Im pretty sure its metal. You can hear it it the ground.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDNvfD6s4no

[–]Ramonskies 39 points40 points ago

That's actually Michael Oher

[–]omnicious 26 points27 points ago

The one that starred in Precious?

[–]doot_doot 12 points13 points ago

No, you're thinking of Gabourey Sidibe, this is the dude from The Green Mile.

[–]saltonasnail 4 points5 points ago

No, that's Michael Clarke Duncan. You're actually thinking of Ving Rhames

[–]The_Mosephus 3 points4 points ago

No, thats the guy from Pulp fiction. You're thinking of Carl Weathers.

[–]Aint_got_no_agua 2 points3 points ago

No that's the dude that's got a stew going. You're actually thinking of Terry Crews.

[–]Phase714 2 points3 points ago

No, thats the President from Idiocracy. You're thinking of Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.

[–]Mysterious_Andy[!] 1 point2 points ago

No, that's the dude with the Jesus Stick of +5 Beating. You're thinking of Tommy Lister.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 20 points21 points ago

Her physique suggests she's a boomer.

[–]Sokonomi 36 points37 points ago

This is what fat people do. They charge up on abuse, snap, gain retard strength and block out pain, and then shit gets real.

[–]NotaMethAddict 10 points11 points ago

Hey, I can actually see what happened in this one!

[–]slvrbullet87 15 points16 points ago

Ah the ghetto... I don't miss you at all

Note: I came from the white people ghetto... they call them trailer parks

[–]silent_mind 4 points5 points ago

Well I hope the Cracker Killers pay well or its back to the ghetto you go

[–]fornicationist 2 points3 points ago

Hey, don't want any trouble... you don't have to send your posse out here to do a 1-8-7 in my ass.

[–]Vogey 7 points8 points ago

Look at those kiting skills.

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the little chick dropped the weapon and the big chick got a hold of her right at the end. That little girl is about to die a horrible death.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

I love it when the big one attempts some weird half-assed flying kick right near the beginning.

[–]konydanza 42 points43 points ago

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Hood

[–]Journalisto 26 points27 points ago

That girl has an amazing kick for somebody her size.

[–]Joppejohn 63 points64 points ago

Anybody who watched the Boondocks recognizes this as a Nigga Moment.

[–]gliscameria 11 points12 points ago

Too bad no one threw a chair, it would have been perfect.

[–]FruitBeef 18 points19 points ago

Maplestory!

[–]Ayann 4 points5 points ago

Paladin vs. Hero

[–]thenice_try_guy 9 points10 points ago

Not sure why, but reminded me of this

[–]FalconTrash 2 points3 points ago

I knew it was fake when he picked the lightsaber up at the wrong end.

[–]dowork423 1 point2 points ago

this one's pretty funny too

[–]justsaysblackpeople 267 points268 points ago

black people

[–]Nj_all_day 152 points153 points ago

Novelty Accounts: Reddit's loophole for racism

[–]freddiesghost 51 points52 points ago

Since when does reddit need a loophole for racism?

[–]JoePrey 8 points9 points ago

Since when does anyone need reddit for racism?

[–]LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 37 points38 points ago

The loopholes don't stop there.

[–]bta47 36 points37 points ago

Neither does the racism.

[–]IAMBollock 21 points22 points ago

I expected to come into this thread and see a witty top comment, maybe someone even giving a link to the creator, or where I could watch more things like it... but alas, 'black people' is the top comment all because there are black people in the gif and the username fits. Fuck you.

I want more funny gifs dammit.

[–]show_me_ur_butthole 24 points25 points ago

­

[–]Thad_Jarvis 28 points29 points ago

(o)

[–]vegittoss15 42 points43 points ago

(*)

I'm a cat.

[–]SniperTooL[!] 4 points5 points ago

That's very high butthole.

[–]cbfw86 10 points11 points ago

He's a cat.

[–]tinfins 1 point2 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 13 points14 points ago

Haha! What a hilarious novelty!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]delarhi 3 points4 points ago

Hmm, I'm surprised I haven't seen these posted in the comments yet.

REAL SUMO WRESTLING

[–]LibertyTerp 2 points3 points ago

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

[–]xX_Trollhunter_Xx 5 points6 points ago

The one on the left is to OP. I hope they patch real life soon.

[–]DrDragun 4 points5 points ago

[–]_ShyGuy_ 1 point2 points ago

Can we do this with more fight gifs?

[–]thursdae 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this a few times, but this needs to become a thing. Fighting game animation/sound effects on top of gifs or videos of actual fights or even fights from movies.

[–]proJARsniper 1 point2 points ago

ugg, now i want to play maple again.... that game was more addictive than crack

[–]darkheart86 1 point2 points ago

If only this were real, and everyone solved disputes like this...

[–]crinkleberry 1 point2 points ago

any more like these?

[–]hburg_throwaway 1 point2 points ago

LOL Maplestory <3

[–]luvz 1 point2 points ago

Wow, this was at least 4x better than I thought it would be based on the thumbnail.

[–]Cave__Man 1 point2 points ago

I want more please!!!

[–]TricycleGoblin 1 point2 points ago

I request more gifs of fighting with damage numbers, abilities, etc...this is awesome.

[–]GrundleOuch 1 point2 points ago

my new favorite gif

[–]CoreyRogerson 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/wqgq1/marvel_vs_hoodrat_3/

Age-6 days. ALMOST got to the one week point.

[–]mburke1124 1 point2 points ago

Could we get a few more watermarks?

[–]ButtonSmashing 1 point2 points ago

Her power levels' over 9000!!!!

[–]redvandal 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of 'Real Sumo Wrestling' which is really groovy in a happening far-out kind of way

[–]EmpyralT 1 point2 points ago

That makes no sense... How can one feasibly "catch" a black person?

[–]Nutshell38 1 point2 points ago

There should be a subreddit for this. I would subscribe.

[–]DockaDocka 1 point2 points ago

Animals... animals. If you cant act like a damn civilized human being and resolve your issues like a being with the slightest cognitive ability then you belong in a cage.

[–]johnpwnedyou 1 point2 points ago

MAPLESTORY !

[–]jp07 1 point2 points ago

[–]aznsteviez 1 point2 points ago

Anyone recognize those animations from MapleStory?

[–]Mishmash34 1 point2 points ago

holy shit! she took 9999 damamage like a boss

[–]Proactivate 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for maplestory.

[–]TheLivingAwesome 1 point2 points ago

Damn nature you scary!

[–]Hexarage 4 points5 points ago

had to check if i was in /r/maplestory for a second!

[–]GodOfFap 3 points4 points ago

The added effects are from Maplestory

[–]unitarder 3 points4 points ago

The video with effects added to it is of some black chicks fighting.

[–]Atrain009 2 points3 points ago

Ah, Maple Story.

[–]Audentio 2 points3 points ago

Maplestory skills.

[–]youdontscreamatme 1 point2 points ago

All I could think of was this

[–]Uehen 1 point2 points ago

Is this my new favourite thing?

[–]BeenWildin 1 point2 points ago

As a former MapleStory player, that made me lol.

[–]Otzil 1 point2 points ago

Re-Re-Re-REPOST!!!!

[–]curset 0 points1 point ago

WHY DOES IT END?

[–]jvestido 0 points1 point ago

holy crap that woman is hulkin'

[–]joe-manji77 0 points1 point ago

street fighter 5...look at those graphics

[–]MisterCalampski 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to figure out how to do this to porn.

[–]ep-w2012 0 points1 point ago

Can you find/do more of these?

[–]8-bit_d-boy 0 points1 point ago

WOMBO COMBO!

[–]Jabullz 0 points1 point ago

Thank you Internet.

[–]NegativeCreep420 0 points1 point ago

'Reptile' by Skrillex came on in my head after reading the title.

[–]dfman3 0 points1 point ago

Best Gif I have seen all day applause.

[–]PublicUrinator 0 points1 point ago

Great camera work. Some of those angles and panning shots were awesome.

[–]McNuggle 0 points1 point ago

I could not turn away, that was so well done!

[–]sporvath 0 points1 point ago

Maple Story.

[–]baked_brotato 0 points1 point ago

This shit is the reason why I browse reddit.

[–]Kids_Perspective 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry another class will come out and take this tank to town.

[–]aaronhff7 0 points1 point ago

Go E Honda! I choose you!

[–]dragoncore74 0 points1 point ago

I hate you

I just logged onto maple for the first time since may... See you all next year...

[–]GSR_b17 0 points1 point ago

Finish her!!!!

[–]Flowingfoam 0 points1 point ago

The fact that this gif utilizes abilities and counters from maplestory is pretty amazing.

[–]icon315 0 points1 point ago

I want more of these

[–]elevenothree 0 points1 point ago

I'm more surprised to see maplestory in gifs than I am of the actual gif.

[–]srod999 0 points1 point ago

Hahahha Maple Story PVP: In The Ghetto Edition!

[–]crisk21 0 points1 point ago

Maplestory! Too bad the game sucks now.

[–]Hazonboi 0 points1 point ago

The epic conclusion to the black knight trilogy

[–]kvlt616 0 points1 point ago

Hosted at mentalzero

[–]mtme 0 points1 point ago

Listened to this while watching. I highly recommend this.