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[–]Cameron_Newton 95 points96 points ago

PM'ed! I live in The Woodlands fellow ENT

[–]Goldennarwhale 43 points44 points ago

HE'S GONNA SAVE THE DAY YOU GUYS

[–]GC022 4 points5 points ago

OHMYGODYES!

[–]johnnyhanks 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit he is!!

[–]Leisurely_Hologram 0 points1 point ago

I love this technology. I get used to it... turn it on, turn it off. Seems simple. But jesus fucking christ! Its conciseness digitalized and we are really fucking good at it! Im truly stoked about this development.

[–]kyuba 10 points11 points ago

you're a hero, man

[–]GoPro 7 points8 points ago

you are a hero, i myself thankyou for helping this person in need :)

[–]catpflug 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I also PM'ed him. I'm not too far away.

[–]itsambition 1 point2 points ago

I really hope there's a follow up thread with an ent visiting OP.

[–]Duderino316 0 points1 point ago

All ents love happy endings :)

[–]Rhazilver 34 points35 points ago

http://imgur.com/p50M9 I think you wanted this.

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 17 points18 points ago

This is just awesome. I love this.

[–]esoterrorcat 6 points7 points ago

what you're showing me here doesn't make sense. you have presented me with a screenshot, from 4CHAN, where an image that makes me sad inside is salvaged by the masses into an adorable collage of love. are you from a parallel dimension?

[–]hodradek -1 points0 points ago

I think it's from a baww thread

[–]Rhazilver 0 points1 point ago

I hope.

[–]SmallToaster 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha, this is great, love it

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 62 points63 points ago

I'm in Woodlands, Texas. I just got an apartment here and hours away from anyone i know. Just me and my cigarettes as stupid as it sounds, haha. And thanks for the wishes, guys.

[–]RustleJimmies 17 points18 points ago

Dallas smoker here. I was in Woodlands just last week. Had I known you were there I would have hooked you up.

[–]wiginkgo 49 points50 points ago

Oh please PM him or something - that photo is hitting me RIGHT in the feels and I'm so sad for our fellow ENT. I've had my share of lonely birthdays too and ...omg I'm actually tearing up. Happy Birthday, KnuckleChuckle! [6]

[–]RustleJimmies 14 points15 points ago

Woodlands and Dallas are about 5 hours apart, I'm not close enough to go make a delivery.

[–]ajmaxwell 6 points7 points ago

Even the balloons are sad :-(

[–]PrettyPedi 8 points9 points ago

I just noticed that. It's so sad, they're all droopy. Someone get this bear high nao! :(

[–]ajmaxwell 4 points5 points ago

It made me extra sad when I saw that the decorations were just as sad as the sad bear :-(

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 11 points12 points ago

Oh it's no worries, man. I'm sure I'll find a hook up somewhere. I only just arrived here about a few hours ago. But I appreciate it the concern, just toke up for me, haha. :P

[–]Goldennarwhale 0 points1 point ago

I'm not from Texas, but is woodlands anywhere near Galveston?

[–]Owl_mo 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday from the other side of Texas ( el paso ) fellow ent

[–]eydryan 9 points10 points ago

I know how you feel man, I'm working in berlin, far away from everything you're missing, and the people here aren't as friendly and welcoming as the people back home. Just try to buck up and see things as an adventure rather than noticing all the things you miss. Maybe even treat things as if you were on vacation where you are. It helps me sometimes. Also, try to pick back up hobbies you used to have back home or in the past, regardless of how time wasting they are, they should help make you feel more at home.

[–]TheRhysman 2 points3 points ago

This dude/dudette

[–]ohmygodbees 4 points5 points ago

Dont worry, we still love you!

[–]Tmps3 3 points4 points ago

Hijacking the top comment for this but... Try out one of those online smoke sessions, kinda like chat roulettw without dicks and with weed. Better than nothing, no? Happy bday

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 1 point2 points ago

I've seen the photos and stuff from it but never really tried it myself. As soon as i get some bud I'll definitely try it out.

[–]Tim94 5 points6 points ago

The best one yet is called Seshroulette. Also, I wish you a great birthday! Being alone on such a day sucks.

[–]probablysomeoneelse 0 points1 point ago

Only came to the comments section to see your location and if I could help you. Unfortunately I'm in CT and can't help, best of luck/happy birthday friend <3

[–]piero1255 0 points1 point ago

Damn! Bad timing... I am currently in Mexico but I live in the woodlands and have a good stash of weed that I would have shared with a fellow woodlands ent. Happy Birthday tho!

[–]piero1255 0 points1 point ago

Oh and did you know The woodlands is nicknamed "Weedlands" a lot of good weed around

[–]legalizeweedNhookers 1 point2 points ago

I work in the Woodlands, want to blaze a bowl tomorrow after I get off??!!

[–]Chukwulatte 0 points1 point ago

I go to the school by the woodlands. I hope i'll be there in a month.

[–]legalizeweedNhookers 0 points1 point ago

smoke a bowl at my lunch break? PM if down

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 18 points19 points ago

Guys, problem solved. My uncle is coming down with an oz of Blue Dream and some lean. You guys have really boosted my spirits up, I'm glad to have such great people wish my a happy birthday. Thank you all.

[–]zestways 7 points8 points ago

Is your uncle Juicy J or something?

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 3 points4 points ago

Hahah, ohmygod. I didn't make that connection until now.

[–]tooners 0 points1 point ago

he's a fuckin' fiend

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 23 points24 points ago

Merry Christmas to you too, man.

[–]thatsnotoregano 12 points13 points ago

I'd like to kindly point out there is a reply button.

Have a nice day.

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 17 points18 points ago

I'd usually respond in an angry manner but... You're right. There is one. Thanks for sharing your observations with me.

[–]thatsnotoregano 10 points11 points ago

No problem, friend.

May your search for buds and bud be fruitful.

[–]IndubENTably 6 points7 points ago

Nothing better than BUDdies.

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 17 points18 points ago

Thanks everybody, believe it or not your comments really turned my day around. Hope everybody as a great day as well!

[–]readingis_sexy 8 points9 points ago

You have us! you will always have us... o_o

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 13 points14 points ago

Man, I couldn't be prouder to say that every Ent is like family to me. Thanks, everybody.

[–]THE_CUSH_WIZARD 15 points16 points ago

Except for gary, he's kind of a dick

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Fucking Gary.

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 10 points11 points ago

Or Scumbag Steve.. That guy always finds a way to be dick.

[–]XAMOTA 3 points4 points ago

I thought Scott was the dick?

[–]idontbangnomore 3 points4 points ago

uptoke for a beautiful reference.

[–]GC022 0 points1 point ago

Scott is a giant dick.

[–]SoundOfOneHand 2 points3 points ago

So, just like family?

[–]metalhead4 5 points6 points ago

Happy birthday from a Canadient! May trees wander into your life soon.

[–]albin- 4 points5 points ago

Happy Birthday from Switzerland!!! This ent family goes aaaaall aroooound the world!

[–]Xeloras 4 points5 points ago

Happy Nameday! Where you at?

[–]gobills13 4 points5 points ago

Happy b-day from the 716 my dude!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Sir, will you explain the numbers to me? I see them everywhere and I know they have relation to where you live... But I just don't get it.

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 3 points4 points ago

Its Area Code, people just like to represent. :P

[–]RE1Do 5 points6 points ago

eggrollercoaster, this should explain

KnuckleChukle, happy birthday man. Chin up. I guarantee next July 24th will be off the chain!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Danke<3

[–]gobills13 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, buddy! :D!

[–]EntgineerNumber27 5 points6 points ago

Happy stuff and all that jazz! [6]

[–]NOTbelligerENT 3 points4 points ago

How long will it be til a Woodlands, Texas ent sees this, and comes to the rescue...

[–]Celera 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday !

[–]SLO_growing 4 points5 points ago

happy birthday! if i was anywhere close we'd be sparking your birthday blunt but I'm all the way in California :/ hope you have a great day!

[–]stoneymeow 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday! Treat yourself to a delicious meal

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Merry Christmas!

[–]Buffbuffpass 3 points4 points ago

Aw if I was in Texas I'd smoke you out, no one should be alone on their birthday.

[–]angry_beaver124 3 points4 points ago

HoustENT here! If I wasn't working the late shift tonight I'd definitely offer some for a fellow TexENT. But maybe some other day? Happy birthday to you man!

[–]MantisMB 3 points4 points ago

I had many like that growing up. It's just another day until you make it one that isn't. Stay up!

[–]leftcoastlove 4 points5 points ago

Happy birthday dude!! I know how sucky and lonely it can be after moving away from everyone you know and care about. I was pretty miserable for about a year. Hang in there! A little cliche, but the downs make the ups better!!

[–]MadAsRabbitz 0 points1 point ago

I immediately thought you were talking about Down Syndrome. I am an awful person.

[–]booper 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday! I'll take an extra toke in your honor!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday, buddy c: Best wishes! Feel better<3

[–]ajmaxwell 4 points5 points ago

You've got 284,297 friends right here!!!

EDIT: Happy birthday!!!

[–]bfv13 2 points3 points ago

I'm in Houston all the time for business. Sadly, not this week though. Happy bday, we'll toke one for you and send good vibes your way!

[–]BinnocentEyestander 2 points3 points ago

Happy Birthday Frient, may some trees flock to you like fat kids flocking to cake

[–]Braden_alumni 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday bro!

[–]brooklent 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday, knucklechuckle!!

[–]LulzAllAround13 2 points3 points ago

Happy Day you came out your mother's womb!

[–]thegardens 1 point2 points ago

that's awesome

[–]Jawnnay 2 points3 points ago

Hey man, I'll be your friend. :> Just gotta enjoy the simple things, sit outside somewhere and just take it all in. Happy birthday!

[–]opinjonated 2 points3 points ago

Upvotes in the hope that a well positioned ent can see this.

[–]Light_one_up420 2 points3 points ago

Happy birthday! if i was down there and had some trees i would fer sure smoke you out. I know the feel though ive been on a force T-break for a month and have to wait till aug 11 tell i can get some trees i am counting every minute tell then... Best of luck man!

[–]THTree 2 points3 points ago

I have NO idea why, but this picture made me very sad :( Happy Birthday, fellow ent!

[–]Raunchyy 2 points3 points ago

That is such a sad photo. I kind of want to go celebrate a bear's birthday now.

[–]Maybesilver 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday !

[–]the420bakery 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday man!

[–]ksieben 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday! don't sweat it, you're new, you'll make friends

[–]fish4tea 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday from an Englent!

[–]ahonglex 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday man!

[–]artificial1nt3l 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday friENT!

[–]jay456Entlord 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday! :)

[–]OldKinderhook426 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday homie!

[–]aduckslemonade 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday ! :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday!!!

[–]thisonesakeeper 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday!!!! :)

[–]yougotafrientinme 1 point2 points ago

happy birthdayy! may these uptokes lift your spirits, and the tree gods be on your side :)

[–]xsourdieselx 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday man! Keep your chin up, things will turn for the better with time.

[–]catsmakeweirdnoises 1 point2 points ago

Congratulations on yet another successful revolution around the sun!

[–]Joeman12 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday! Go and chill somewhere nice outside and relax dude.

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 4 points5 points ago

I'm sitting out on my balcony and spraying wasps away and just got a bad case of smokers eye xD Maybe inside is a better idea, haha.

[–]plurwolf7 1 point2 points ago

sorry bro :/

[–]deltaninethc 1 point2 points ago

Merry personal christmas!

[–]Rayquaza077 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday, man! Just give it a couple days, things will even out.

[–]exiled_one 1 point2 points ago

Happy hatchingday, there's anything more that i could do :(

[–]kaptinkangaroo 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday man. Good luck with the search. Come to Utah and I'll hook you.

[–]StonedSteve 1 point2 points ago

From Austin. Happy Birthday to you!!!!

[–]einz73 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday fellow ENT! Greetings from West Virginia!

[–]licks 1 point2 points ago

happy birthday, tree buddy! hope you get a solid connect over in woodlands, and i also hope your birthday starts looking up. go out and do something, meet some people... it sounds difficult, but really it can be as easy as you'll let it be. think about it! :D

[–]btbambassman 1 point2 points ago

this literally made me sadface

[–]Volfe 1 point2 points ago

Happiest of birthdays man, I know how you feel.

[–]cptpike 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday! Best of smoking wishes and the replenishment of your tree supply!

[–]fishboy728 1 point2 points ago

what is that picture from? It's great. Also happy birthday.

[–]nico191bc 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday!

[–]annuhh 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday!!!!

[–]RedEyeWalleye 1 point2 points ago

As long as I have my red 100's, I have as many friends as smokes in my pack. =D

[–]KnuckleChuckle[S] 1 point2 points ago

Reds is where it's at, man!

[–]wingeddingbats 1 point2 points ago

Dude It's my birthday today too!!!! Happy Birthday fellow ent!!! Ill toke one up for you tonight _____^

[–]UpGoaTedThis 0 points1 point ago

This one's for you buddy. Happy Birthday

[–]undeadSeasponge 0 points1 point ago

Been there dude. Happy birthday anyway! Get out there and cause a ruckus.

[–]TiddyWaffles312 0 points1 point ago

happy bday yo! things will turn up.

[–]Sirnickle 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday!

[–]Parkinsonxc 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday friend. Good luck to you and your move.

[–]TrueLivin 1 point2 points ago

its my homies birthday today to and another homie's (http://www.facebook.com/UnlimitedGravityMusic) last night. Were all smokin one down for you man.

[–]Krisj450x 0 points1 point ago

Grew up in Spring,TX. Love the area!

[–]wero38565 0 points1 point ago

cant tell if legit or karma whore... but anyways i love you man

[–]GoPro 1 point2 points ago

i wish you the best of luck sir...

p.s. i love turkey sandwiches w/ kraft chipolte mayo. [6]

[–]ainamarth 1 point2 points ago

Happy Birthday. If you were around SD, my fellow frient and I would be smoking you out.

[–]IrateContender 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday man!

[–]identity_free 1 point2 points ago

wuv you :)

[–]defjuxie 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday Wishes.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, hope all works out. This image really hit me hard, I have a friend down in Galveston.

If you don't mind driving he said he'll introduce you to some people down there.

Cheers!

[–]Tmps3 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday my friend! I would go out to a bar tonight and see whats to be seen. Keep an open mind, say fuck it once or twice, and who knows you might have an adventure. If not, youre exactly where you are now. Good luck!

[–]PhillyJMAC 1 point2 points ago

WRONG! You have friends here on r/trees. Happy Birthday brotha!

[–]UrMomsA_ThrowAwayAct 0 points1 point ago

Hippy Bathday! Hope you're feeling alright. I know what it can be like to feel a little out of place and lonely on your special day. :(

[–]m4verick03 1 point2 points ago

I'm not even a smoker but that photo makes me want to grab a baggie from 6th street and drive it to you. Just moved to ATX from NYC a week before my birthday because my Ex kicked me out, I feel your pain man. The woodlands are pretty cool though.

[–]Butterbawlz 0 points1 point ago

You have us! :]

[–]god_is_money 1 point2 points ago

I'm smoking one up for you! love from cali

[–]Lumpy_Moe 0 points1 point ago

know that feel, bro. Know that feel.

[–]atlas_again 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if you weren't such an angry bear who lives by himself/herself in a cave, you'd have some fun today. Seriously, go outside, Mr. Bear.

[–]Tech7C9 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday, KnuckleChuckle ;)

[–]ixiTheDoctorixi 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake Day!

[–]gianniks 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday! I hope you find some good people to spend it with!

[–]Evil_Iowan 0 points1 point ago

Aww, right in the feels, li'l buddy. Happy birthday! I'm in Illinois, but I'm concentrating really hard to send you happy vibes.

[–]lyssa69 0 points1 point ago

Awww.... No one should be alone on their birthday!!!! I hope ur day goes great anyway!

[–]bluedices 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday from new hampshire!

[–]domitriang 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[–]Solemnis 0 points1 point ago

dang, wrong side of Texas, bro.

happy birthday though.

[–]OhJustThatOneLady 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday from a Dallas!(;

[–]kehler86 0 points1 point ago

Lots of love to you. Get drunk and game out. Hope you have a great birthday.

[–]Goldennarwhale 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday knuckle chuckle.

[–]EsslingenAmNeckar 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday from Esslingen, have an upvote as a gift

[–]mhagen 0 points1 point ago

I'll be your friends-on! Happy birthday friend! :D

[–]scttrbrain 0 points1 point ago

My birthday's tomorrow man and I'm sort of in the same situation. Sorry to hear that, but you got us ents to keep you company :)

[–]bassplaya899 0 points1 point ago

[–]GustavThorsen 0 points1 point ago

EU-edition: Dane here. I just moved to Madrid 13 days ago. But my roomie is an ent, so we get along :)

[–]greenstriker 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what I can do other than giving you uptokes and many wishes for new frients. :)

[–]PaytonQuinn 0 points1 point ago

I feel you, man. Looks a lot like my birthday every year.

[–]Dr_JuiceMaster 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday!! hope you find some Ents to have fun with over in Woodlands, Texas!

[–]le_red 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday, dude!

[–]AKlaggmaster 0 points1 point ago

Tree's will always be here for you!

[–]gorillafrog 0 points1 point ago

We love you! Enjoy your day!

[–]RaveMittens 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, I know I'm pretty slow on the uptake here, but I just genuinely want to wish you a happy birthday and happy times. That pic hit me right in the feels man.

[–]not0your0nerd 0 points1 point ago

internet hugs man, I hope your birthday turns out well even if you started it alone. sad birthdays are the worst.

[–]AyleiDaedra 0 points1 point ago

It's alright, you have your online family, here at r/trees. Happy Birthday, man. I hope it looks up for you. :)

[–]HobbsietheTiger 0 points1 point ago

You've always got friends at r/trees brother. You never have to be alone

[–]only_uses_expletives 0 points1 point ago

well if your ever in the portland, oregon area hit me up...

[–]squaaduhoh 1 point2 points ago

birthday happy!!

[–]Swanron 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday

[–]maebyfunke 1 point2 points ago

Commodore and I are singing you "happy birthday" from Boston!

http://i.imgur.com/kJglV.jpg

[–]WimvwJr 0 points1 point ago

Right in the feels :(

[–]takaznik 0 points1 point ago

This was me a few weeks ago, I didn't even think to post here, you sir are a genius! and a happy birthday to you

[–]Deaddard 0 points1 point ago

Allow me to share this amazing day of birth with you today!

[–]House_of_Flip-Flop 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[–]Trees4twenty 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday fellow ent hope it gets better for you!!

[–]mmmhmmok 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!

I hope Cameron_Newton hooks you up but while your waiting, ill just leave this here..pssst... Its adventure time clips ;)

[–]mediEvil 0 points1 point ago

Hey, it could be worse. I have quite a few "friends" who said they would come to my b-day party and didn't show up. Instead they all went out drinking together. It was this last Saturday, so I am a little bit sour about it still.

[–]Kateysomething 0 points1 point ago

I know I'm late to the party, Ent, but I hope your day has turned around and that Cameron_Newton came through - if not with trees, at least with a friendly face!

[–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday!!! :D

[–]Oje2011 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[–]CYBERDYNE9000 0 points1 point ago

same thing here, moved 5000km away from my family a month before my birthday. and a month after my birthday i discovered i had cancer. and yesterday i ran out of trees. god damn you life.

[–]crackity-jones 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but look at all that karma! Happy birthday fellow ent! Hope it ends up being alright.

[–]PuliGT 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday, today is mine as well. Spending my day playing video games.

[–]SerialCow 0 points1 point ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I wish I had something cool to give you. D: Would you like a Polaroid type credit card sized photo of some sort?

[–]ivebeentoldimloud 0 points1 point ago

Happy birthday! :)

[–]Collaterlie_Sisters 0 points1 point ago

This happened when I moved to Knoxville. Well, I had a boyfriend and a cat, but no trees or friends, and I totally know what you mean.

[–]Hoodmau5 0 points1 point ago

This picture breaks my heart every damn time

[–]VonBrewskie 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday buddy! I live in CA, but I'm thinking of you! Hope everything goes well for you!

[–]DJMattB241 0 points1 point ago

Hey dude. I did this in February. Packed up and moved away from my friends and family where I'd lived my entire life, and started new in New Hampshire. I've never done anything like that, and it felt completely insane.

The first day was easily the worst. My brain just kept going "What did you DO?!" over and over and over. Luckily I got a hold of a friend back home and talked to her for about two hours while I unpacked.

Even just thinking about that day is kind of terrifying.

Anyway, the point is, it does get better. It takes a while, but you're cool, you'll make friends and you'll be fine.

Bro-hug.

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 0 points1 point ago

Treat yourself to a nice meal.

[–]VitruvianOrange 0 points1 point ago

I move there tomorrow! :)