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[–]LaVidaEsUnaBarca 32 points33 points ago

Civilization V, I like to pack a bowl or two crank up some Classical Music and conquer the world.

[–]jceez 30 points31 points ago

Only problem, next thing you know its like 6 hours later.

[–]citisin 20 points21 points ago

And then you lose.

[–]corporeal-entity 2 points3 points ago

Not this time! Elizabeth on Archipelago is laughably easy. UA + Great Lighthouse + Commerce policy = Navy that breaks the laws of special relativity.

[–]GabberDaan 0 points1 point ago

I have this problem, but with Anno instead of Civ games. Nothing wrong with Civ but i just enjoy a game of Anno more.

[–]omgnestor 2 points3 points ago

ride of the valkyries

[–]Kibekt 1 point2 points ago

Civilization V

But Civ IV is better.

[–]LaVidaEsUnaBarca 4 points5 points ago

You know... I've been playing this game all my life, since Civ 1 I had it on a 3 1/2 in diskette along with my savegames, I didn't even own a computer at the time, so every weeked I went to my uncle's house to play Civ and I can tell you that Civ V is just another installment of the series, it has a different game play and I simply love any of the games in the series, I had played IV for years, and I'm happy to move to V not because is better, but because is different.

[–]Kibekt 2 points3 points ago

Fair enough.

[–]hopatista 0 points1 point ago

Your uncle was very cool to let you come over and play on his computer for countless hours.

[–]Razatron 0 points1 point ago

Nah, only problem with Civ 5 is the multiplayer issues.

[–]Draxxar 0 points1 point ago

what specific issues? been playing a lot of multiplayer myself and i've only had a couple bugs where a friend couldn't end their turn. there should really be an "end turn" button

[–]Whikadoodle 0 points1 point ago

In my opinion, Gods and Kings makes Civ V greater than Civ IV.

[–]familyguy20 1 point2 points ago

I do the same but with Total War. Next thing I know I am on turn 150 after starting at turn 1 and I have spent 6+ hours building an empire.

Its awesome!

[–]slapadabase 0 points1 point ago

Can someone here tell me exactly the point of this game. I've read reviews and am 75% sure i'd enjoy it, but can you tell me the end game.

[–]jceez 0 points1 point ago

You play a civilization... like China or Rome, start from the stone-age, research new technology (like pottery to nuclear fission), found cities, build units (everything from an archer to stealth bombers), and "win" by either killing everyone (military win), launch a space shuttle (science win), build the UN and be voted the #1 dude (diplomacy win) or create a utopian society (cultural win).

It's fun as shit dude.

[–]slapadabase 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man, appreciate the description. I'll keep a heads up for when it's on sale at Steam and get my hands dirty.

[–]jceez 0 points1 point ago

You just missed a 75% off sale that ended yesterday =(

[–]slapadabase 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that's terrible. Do you know how much it is usually?

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

How can I come to like this game? I blew $55 for this game when it came out, because of all the rave reviews and awesome world-dominating stories that were on reddit at the time. I hated the turn-based gameplay and was bored within a couple hours.

Please tell me how I can have fun playing this game and get my money's worth.

[–]LaVidaEsUnaBarca 0 points1 point ago

I think Civilization is a great deal about imagination... for example the aztecs special trait is gaining culture from enemy units killed. So this one time I'm playing as Moctezuma and I need to increase my happines so I embark in the construction of Notre Dame and I start a war with my neighbors only to harvest some culture from the killed units.

I could imagine as the Aztecs will do it, that I'm building a Notre Dame made out of the bones of all those dead enemies. It just felt Awesome every turn, every enemy unit killed to acomplish the construction of a building in which my people could gather to worship the God of war Huitzillopozchtli!

Can you imagine it?

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

Not really, and especially not right now at a [0]. I don't have much of an imagination, which probably explains why I don't like this game.

[–]SquigthePig 60 points61 points ago

More like KIEFA ...

[–]albequirky 13 points14 points ago

Smokin on KIEFA!

[–]johnwolflindley 17 points18 points ago

I up voted you because I think this is a reference to that song "Cashing' Out" which I enjoy very much, my nigga.

[–]albequirky 11 points12 points ago

I imagined /r/trees would be a bit more hip-hop friendly

[–]nardar 7 points8 points ago

Got a condo on my wrist girl i'm cashin out, i'm cashin out....

[–]Wawad1 1 point2 points ago

How are you doing toady Mr. Cashing Out?;

now to go find my shit

[–]Madhadda 2 points3 points ago

I read it in Cash Out's voice.

[–]Tutterz 18 points19 points ago

I love playing FIFA when im baked. It always reminds me of chess when playing with friends.

[–]psilva 18 points19 points ago

I've always thought this, that FIFA is like an organic, living, breathing and moving chess.

[–]CallTheOptimist 9 points10 points ago

It is the beautiful game

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

TIL why football/soccer is so appealing to everyone who isn't American. To me it's just a bunch of fools running back and forth around an oversized field for a couple hours and never making any progress.

Plus the rules confuse me. Offsides is bullshit; it takes away a great strategy element and the only thing that would make the game fun to watch for me. Also why does the game keep going after the clock expires?

[–]thejesse 0 points1 point ago

played it on mushrooms once, and played the best i ever had, but the four shadows on each player from the stadium lights kept distracting me.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 22 points23 points ago

alright ents: what is your absolute favourite video game to play while blazed?

mine is Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

[–]papabear420[S] 59 points60 points ago

FIFA 12 is what my friends and I play. Four player online with bong breaks at half time.

[–]zainoster 27 points28 points ago

I absolutely love playing fifa when i'm blazed

[–]CinnamonBlueBears 21 points22 points ago

every night.

[–]ehaggerty 14 points15 points ago

I play practically every time I spark up at home

[–]illogicalexplanation 6 points7 points ago

I am so sad that Gary NevilleClive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend and Martin Tyler and Alan Smith are not going to be the commentators in the North American version of FIFA 13 :(

[–]CunthSlayer 6 points7 points ago

Just throw on the Spanish announcers. When you're high it makes you get into the game even more. GOOOOOAOAOAOOAOAOAALLLL

[–]illogicalexplanation 2 points3 points ago

GOLAZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]zombie_wrider 4 points5 points ago

ASO ASO ASO ASO ASOOOO!!!

[–]CunthSlayer 2 points3 points ago

OSO OSO OSO

[–]eddytlaw 1 point2 points ago

WHAT? aren't they, like, in every single fifa game ever?

[–]illogicalexplanation 1 point2 points ago

The North American version of the game will feature new commentators in Gus Johnson, Tommy Smyth and Sam Ryan, replacing Martin Tyler and Alan Smith. Tyler and Smith are still the announcers for the European and Australian versions. This is the first game in the series to include a sideline reporter.

Greg Gumbel, Marcelo Balboa and Charissa Thompson will be the commentators for the tournament modes as well as a secondary team. Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend will be returning in the European and Australian versions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_13

Fuck Tommy Smyth!

[–]Envy_Thiswhat's high 1 point2 points ago

Yea this is upsetting, but on the bright side fifa 13 is going to be fucking insane!@!!!!!! I can not wait

[–]GrandmasterSexay 1 point2 points ago

Gary Neville isn't even in the English version, or in ANY version. Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend are one pairing, the other Alan Smith and Martin Tyler.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

Haha shit, you're right. I need to stop watching prem replays.

[–]GrandmasterSexay 1 point2 points ago

I still miss Motson. He's not that good, but god damnit his voice alone is something I could listen to on loop.

That or Jonathan Pierce.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

Yea, damn shame they wouldn't let Motty go over to Setanta when BBC lost the live broadcasting rights.

Maybe Pierce will be the lead commentator on 5 live when Motson departs for good?

[–]cakucaku2 6 points7 points ago

None of my frients like playing FIFA D: I have to play by myself

[–]papabear420[S] 4 points5 points ago

Have you tried playing online?

[–]cakucaku2 2 points3 points ago

I bought the game used, so I don't have the online pass and I don't really want to give any more money to EA right now. And I only play on professional difficulty, guarantee I'll get my shit rocked online.

[–]alonelynomad 5 points6 points ago

Man, you gotta try head to head online. I can only beat professional about 65% of the time yet ive finished in division 2 so far. People arent SUPER good and youll learn. The play against another human is much more rewarding. Since u bought the game used, your technically only giving EA the amount of the online pass.

[–]papabear420[S] 3 points4 points ago

I'm also stuck in Division 2.

[–]snowstrand 6 points7 points ago

I was stuck in division 2 for the longest time. But one day I packed a big bowl, got in the zone, and won the league title in 14 straight games.

[–]cakucaku2 1 point2 points ago

True, but I miss the days where I can buy a game new or used and just enjoy it. Without having to pay extra. But that's a whole different issue.

Anyone know offhand how much the online pass is for Xbox?

I am debating on getting FIFA 13 on release, if I do I will make my online debut. I'm going to have smoke a shit ton to counter act my fits of rage when things like passes or shots don't go how I wanted it to. I have a love hate relationship with FIFA, maybe the massive amount of love I have for trees will counter the hate I have for FIFA. Only time will tell.

[–]Kibekt 0 points1 point ago

If you have it on the computer download Gameranger.

[–]radioslave 0 points1 point ago

Gameranger doesnt have FIFA 12

[–]Kibekt 0 points1 point ago

No? Damn/

It does have 11 though.

There can't be that much difference, it is a sports game.

[–]radioslave 0 points1 point ago

FIFA 12 re did the defensive engine so it's a pretty big difference

[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

PC? Apparently it is rather easy to play the pirated version online.

[–]radioslave 0 points1 point ago

I have it, don't play online but i'm managing Swindon Town atm. 4 season in and i'm in the Championship. Hoot.

[–]cakucaku2 0 points1 point ago

Xbox actually. My pc, to be honest, has trouble running minecraft. Best games I can run are like l4d and medieval 2. FIFA 12 is out of the question unfortunately.

[–]swadman14 2 points3 points ago

I know that feel. I used to play every single day, like I actually needed my FIFA fix. now I never get to play since my FIFA mate is gone, and I have 09 so finding people to play with online is a joke. But ya getting high for FIFA UPTOKES WEEEEHWWWW

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

dude, picked it up a month ago... all we have been playing is 2 on 2

[–]papabear420[S] 0 points1 point ago

2 v 2 is great, we've only been recently been trying to all play on the same team against someone online with mixed results.

[–]hanzvermhatt 0 points1 point ago

playin' on xbox or ps3? if it's xbox - let's boogie. just prepare yourself to get worked.

[–]milugan 0 points1 point ago

i love you hhahaha

[–]AndreNickatina 12 points13 points ago

Super Smash Bros.

[–]mikeycamikey10 8 points9 points ago

FIFA!!! Nothing better then the international game of wonder

[–]kayz 5 points6 points ago

Mario Kart 64 :D

[–]Piratiko 6 points7 points ago

Lately, Day Z. Weed makes me all paranoid which makes me more careful which makes me play better. If you know Day Z, you know what I'm talking about.

Also, Minecraft. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLLLDDDD...

[–]ionlyhave1nose 11 points12 points ago

NHL 12. You could probably write a full length novel out of us shit talking

[–]Whikadoodle 0 points1 point ago

Same here. I used to play Fifa, but I've started playing EASHL with the BAP camera. With fancy headphones on and sitting really close to the TV, I literally feel like I'm on the ice. It's amazing.

[–]MyFavouriteVegetable 8 points9 points ago

Ocarina of time man. Ocarinaaaa. Of time.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 2 points3 points ago

[–]Whikadoodle 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted because I sang the "La"s while reading them.

[–]ImAtA6 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god yes!!!!!!!!!!! And that settles it...I know what I'm doing tonight.

[–]cheeboiga 4 points5 points ago

FIFA, Pro Evolution Soccer, and Capcom Vs. SNK 2 (Dreamcast bitches!). When I pull off Akira's supermove on a friend, I feel like a fucking boss.

[–]plasticTron 0 points1 point ago

I gotta try PES, fifa has been annoying me lately

[–]cheeboiga 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever tried PES...ON WEED? Seriously, it's like playing FIFA on the fast setting, but faster and more videogame-y. Plus, chip shots are way easier to weight, and they don't stop on the goal line/hit the crossbar like in FIFA.

[–]andrewdeba 2 points3 points ago

NBA2K12, CS:S, SSX, Super Smash Bros, Mario Party 2, all fun as fuck.

[–]sleazyz 2 points3 points ago

NBA2k12

[–]walrusryan 3 points4 points ago

I've been hooked on Mass Effect 3's multiplayer for a while now. Skyrim and Borderlands are also awesome sober or blazed.

[–]omgnestor 1 point2 points ago

nhl 12, l4d2, and any rockstar game

[–]Thefinalwerd 1 point2 points ago

Yo please tell me you have a PS3, I will rock your socks after a hit.

My favorite game though is probably SSB.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

PSN ID: LeonHRodriguez

starting line-up: Thor/Dante/Morrigan or Shuma Gorath

what's your team?

[–]Thefinalwerd 1 point2 points ago

PSN ID: Gibraltar17

I rock either Haggar/Frank/Raccoon or Arthur/Haggar/Zero

I have yet to play a good Thor or Shuma so I definitely would be interested. I normally play at night or right after work.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

I only started practicing with Shuma a couple of days ago, but I have been pleasantly surprised with how flexible (both figuratively and literally) he is - two different kinds of projectiles, a command-throw, solid standing range and very respectable overall damage

sounds good, but you should know that I live on Vancouver Island (Pacific Time Zone) so that may be kind of inconvenient if you don't live in North America

why Haggar? I've yet to meet a single person who would choose to play as him - his conspicuous lack of any projectile makes him a liability, in my opinion

if you haven't already, definitely join /r/UMVC3 - lots of useful information and helpful members

[–]Thefinalwerd 1 point2 points ago

I'm on the east coast so no problems there except I obviously won't be on as early as you in many cases, though still add me and I'll definitely play though I am average at best.

I'll check out that subreddit, but to be honest I prefer to think of stuff and make up stuff on my own in that game. I barely even use the training room, most of my combo stuff comes from toking, playing online and just making up stuff that comes to mind.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

fair enough, but allow me to give you a couple of helpful tips nonetheless:

  • 'medium,medium,heavy,special' is pretty much the one aerial combo that works with every character
  • Akuma's Goshoryuken Ultra is uninterpretable; I've watched an opponent Goshoryu through an entire Shinku-Hado from Ryu
  • press two attack buttons while blocking just as you are hit to do an "Advancing Guard"; an AG is like a regular block except you sustain no chip damage

In order, the top HP characters in the game:

  1. Thor (1,250,000 HP)
  2. Hulk & Haggar (1,200,000 HP)
  3. Nemesis & She-Hulk (1,150,000)
  4. Taskmaster & Chris Redfield (1,100,000 HP)

looking forward to seeing you online - I'll be on tonight!

[–]Thefinalwerd 1 point2 points ago

'medium,medium,heavy,special' is pretty much the one aerial combo that works with every character

Haha thanks, but this is one of the reasons why I try to just create my own things. This combo doesn't work with one of my mains Rocket Raccoon. I have had to create most of his stuff through trial and error because his hitboxes and stuns are so weird.

I've gotten a pretty good feel for him though. I'm picking up after work tonight, so hopefully I'll be on later (like 9 or 10 est) with fresh greens.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

solid - I just acquired fresh supplies of both Purple Kush and Kryptonite yesterday!

real talk: I fucking hate Rocket haha I never play as him, that would explain why I didn't know that 'medium,medium,heavy,special' doesn't work with him

to me, he feels like UMvC3's equivalent to OddJob in Goldeneye 007 - a significantly shorter character who is thus significantly harder to hit

oh, and 6:00 PM PST sounds perfect

[–]Thefinalwerd 2 points3 points ago

Ha well I play him because I like unorthodox characters that people tend to ignore. I wouldn't call him the OddJob of UMvC3 because if he was you would see him used as much as Wesker and Vergil.

No one wants to use him because he has one of the lowest healths in the game, his moves are all really short, his damage sucks and the only way to get use out of him is to learn all of his weird executions.

The only reason I picked him up is for his assists, he's great at messing up the other team's strategy and he gets me to level 4 real quick with frank.

Now I just use him because no one else does, but I love getting me some hatemail with him.

[–]a_bit_befuddled 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit. Man it depends on my high haha. Usually I replay Final Fantasy 6 over and over. But sometimes it's Dead Space 2. Lately, however, after smoking I've been playing a lot of Shadows of the colossus.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

you have to try Dragon's Dogma; marry the world of Elder Scrolls to the combat of Devil May Cry and gigantic boss-encounters from Shadow of the Colossus

fun, fun, fun

[–]a_bit_befuddled 1 point2 points ago

AWWWW fuck yeah Dragons Dogma was awesome! I love Oblivion. Its my favorite game. I even have it tattooed on my leg haha. Best part of Dragons Dogma was my pawns. I made a warrior girl who was short as shit when I was blazed off my ass. I named her Eggs.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

I recreated Dante from DMC - same movement animation, same height and muscularity...I even made him a Warrior so he'd always have a giant two-hander strapped to his back

[–]NimbleForce 1 point2 points ago

The new SSX. Shredding down the mountain while spinning the board between your fingers while making a fucking huge flip while blazed is just AWESOME.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 1 point2 points ago

the soundtrack also happens to be excellent

[–]Melloz 1 point2 points ago

Of all time, probably Quake. That game was so twitchy that the herb helped get into the zone against good players.

Nowadays, probably Crusader Kings II. Problem is, 6 hours are gone before I know it.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

are you playing the GoT mod?

[–]Melloz 0 points1 point ago

No, just been playing vanilla so far. I need to try it out.

[–]gruntznclickz 1 point2 points ago

NBA2k12. My buddy and I will play our created team with look alike star players (90-93 overall) and mediocre real life supporting crew (70-75 overall) and play through seasons while hanging out all night. We make it so we are locked onto only our player, no switching. I've become the player in the game several times. It's awesome

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

that's awesome; I have been convinced that I was Vega temporarily back during the days when my roomates and I would play Street Fighter IV for indeterminate stretches at at time

all of a sudden, it would be morning and the birds would be singing and children would be getting ready for school...meanwhile, we're still Shoryuken-ing it up

[–]zombie_wrider 1 point2 points ago

Right now, the answer is Borderlands. That game is hilarious, trippy, and fucking awesome. But my all-time favorite video game to play stoned is Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer for the original x-box. There is nothing better than puffing a fat bowl, and then shredding the gnar at all of the greatest surf spots in the world. The ocean is so beautiful it trips me out. Even in videogames...

[–]Jonny_Blunts 0 points1 point ago

I forgot that game existed, assuming it backwards compatible... I'll have to check it out.

[–]enhightened 1 point2 points ago

I love playing UMVC3 while baked but anything past a [7] and my execution is waaay slow.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

yeah, me too - let's have a session some time

PSN ID: LeonHRodriguez

[–]Jonny_Blunts 1 point2 points ago

I love that game. Throwing Cap's shield and fucking people up with pin point precision while stoned is like "whoa."

And when you get your ass kicked who gives a fuck? Just smoke another bong.

[–]jetpackfuel 0 points1 point ago

Tetris lol

[–]rimjobflashmob 0 points1 point ago

Minecraft. I've made some crazy ass sculptures and castles while high off my ass in that game. Only stipulation: play on Creative mode. Survival is far too stressful.

[–]BasedJesus5150 0 points1 point ago

Nba 2K12 Ps3 ID: BasedDavid

[–]Dammit182 0 points1 point ago

Skyrim. Everything about it is beautiful, and even more so while you're baked.

[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

ITT: I want to try pot again.

Is there a way to do it without the smell?

edit: Also, you guys totally have to play Beat Hazard while baked and let me know how awesome it gets.

[–]Gwohl 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Same here. Love getting on Xbox Live and assist-spamming my rivals! =P

But I always turn the sound off. Tunes go much better with the game than the actual game's sfx/music tracks do.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

...listening to the nuances in the audio help you anticipate what's going to happen easier; you are putting yourself at a disadvantage by turning off the game's sound

[–]Gwohl 1 point2 points ago

I'm aware of that. I used to do sound design for video games, so I know how essential they are to the gameplay. However, seeing as I am already getting stoned before playing, I am not really all that serious about winning or losing. I'm not good enough to really have the audio make that much of a difference anyway.

[–]Spektrax 0 points1 point ago

Super Smash Bros. on N64

[–]TeRRoR503 0 points1 point ago

AC:R

[–]kiefcheif 4 points5 points ago

ps3 or xbox 360? i play fifa 12 on ps3, i need someone to play with haha i dont have much friends that like to play fifa 12.

[–]papabear420[S] 3 points4 points ago

I play on the 360. If you're looking for a someone to play with check out /r/fifa12 they have leagues and stuff.

[–]CinnamonBlueBears 1 point2 points ago

is there one for fifa 11 anywhere? im cheap and only buy the new fifa every other year.

[–]GiggsJ10 1 point2 points ago

Dude me too!

[–]Thefinalwerd 1 point2 points ago

Msg me and I'll play you :).

[–]kiefcheif 1 point2 points ago

add me man ! WeinerschnitzeI, the L in schnitel is actually an i haha

[–]Thefinalwerd 0 points1 point ago

I'll try to remember, haven't played in awhile but I used to be pretty nasty when I did.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to add you tonight as well man, hope to play you in an online friendly after 8 or 9pm est.

Cheers!

[–]plasticTron 0 points1 point ago

feel free to add me, my name is the same^

[–]NHsucks 4 points5 points ago

Dude, you'rem not supposed to smoke the bong!

[–]eddytlaw 1 point2 points ago

yea you're supposed to drink it!

[–]NHsucks 0 points1 point ago

Finally someone that understands!

[–]ehaggerty 5 points6 points ago

who else feels like they play better baked? I may just be imagining it but I feel like I get more creative and see different passes after I smoke...my defense definitely isn't any better though, after smoking red card count skyrockets

[–]General_Eisenhower 3 points4 points ago

stoned offense = golden, stoned defense = SLIDE TACKLE WITH RECKLESS ABANDONNNN

[–]nomatophobia12 2 points3 points ago

I couldnt agree more with everything you just said. Im averaging roughly a red card every game when im stoned! haha

[–]papabear420[S] 5 points6 points ago

Nothing wrong with a red card every once in a while, sometimes you need to send a message.

[–]ehaggerty 1 point2 points ago

my excuse is always..."but the physics just looked sooo keeeeeewl"

[–]derroserick 0 points1 point ago

Uptoke because I'm jealous :( I'm terrible when I play high.

[–]mooseflake 2 points3 points ago

YES. my brother and I always play FIFA 12 high as shit. make it so awesome. I go as Cote D'iviore and just wreck with Drogba and that other dude

[–]papabear420[S] 2 points3 points ago

Seydou Doumbia? Kieta maybe? Or could it be Gervinho?

[–]mooseflake 2 points3 points ago

GERVINHO, dude's got some moves

[–]ehaggerty 3 points4 points ago

doumbia is pure speed its awesome

[–]mooseflake 1 point2 points ago

yeah man they all are speedy, whose your team?

[–]ehaggerty 0 points1 point ago

I'm a manchester united fan so I usually start my manager mode as them but usually my team eventually just turns into straight speed players like lucas moura, doumbia, wellington and hazard

[–]mooseflake 1 point2 points ago

thats awesome, i love finesse players, so fun to break ankles haha

[–]willtang420 1 point2 points ago

When I'm baked and play FIFA, most of the time its like I become one with my team when I'm just passing the ball in the net and beating my mates 5 nil. Anyother Ents experiance this upside of smoking?

[–]sleazyz -1 points0 points ago

i could only imagine the outcome if you added some lsd

[–]imnotyourfriendguy 1 point2 points ago

Favorite game to play baked

[–]psilva 1 point2 points ago

I totally feel you man! Submitted this a little while back:

http://www.reddit.com/r/treecomics/comments/pi2zv/fifa_at_an_8/

[–]Dukes1320 1 point2 points ago

Be careful with that, I effectively wasted two semesters of college by blazing and playing FIFA. Shit's mesmerizing.

[–]UrethraSpillage 1 point2 points ago

My buddy and I love playing FIFA when blazed. We feel like we're watching a soccer game on like a city street corner. We go ape shit when one of us scores a goal haha

[–]Iwilmer549 1 point2 points ago

i feel you man. that picture summarizes pretty much the last 2 years of my college career

[–]gunnersfan21 1 point2 points ago

hahaa so true

[–]blenderben 1 point2 points ago

i feel the exact same way! playing games while high makes games SO MUCH MORE enjoyable.

[–]ohiokush420 1 point2 points ago

Fifa ftw

[–]ThatSpuds 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to do this, but some scumbag then stole over a year's worth of kief because he ground his weed up in my grinder one night, figured he was worth it.

[–]SPMex760 1 point2 points ago

I love playing with the Mexican announcers. GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

[–]StillRapids 1 point2 points ago

im ranked #250 in the world for xbox and i reef n fif every day

[–]sosogreazy 4 points5 points ago

Fucking yes. Playing online is the best, especially after I score. I just start laughing my ass off cuz I know how pissed the other guy is.

[–]JARsofMAyo 3 points4 points ago

Question for the Mods: How is this more relevant to r/trees, compared to the artwork that you delete?

[–]papabear420[S] 5 points6 points ago

Im not a mod but I thought I'd still share my point of view. In my opinion this post is trees related because it demonstrates how I feel after smoking trees. I explicitly mention a big kief bong. This is more trees related than the current top post which is a picture of a pineapple

[–]JARsofMAyo 2 points3 points ago

Right, no knocks against your post. I agree that is totally connected to trees. But then again, who is to say that everything we do isn't connected to trees.

For example, I posted a video, that i made while high, inspired by trees, and edited super high. I definitely think r/trees would have enjoyed it, but the mods disagreed. Within a minute it was removed because the mods thought it had nothing to do with r/trees.

I messaged the mods asking why other artwork (like the sharpie drawing of a circle and triangle with drippy colors coming down) are acceptable, and something similar like mine is not. They replied by saying "Thanks for the heads up", and they removed that post.

I feel bad for that artist now, cuz it wasn't my intention for the mods to delete it, it was an example of their bais, and I want all ent artwork to be shown here.

TL;DR: Who decides what artwork/images are related to trees or not? I think the community of r/trees should, not the mods.

[–]illogicalexplanation 2 points3 points ago

Please highlight some artwork whicuh has been deleted.

The mods have vigorously been pursuing vapid memes/reaction gifs/videos in order to send them over to r/see, but not these types of posts.

[–]JARsofMAyo 1 point2 points ago

So i posted this video i made, which was removed immediately. EDIT: Mods just 'reinstated' this post. So its now a day old, so.. yea i might just repost it.

I asked the mods why and they said it was irrelevant, so i sent another message showing that other artworks that are all just inspired/motivated by trees: http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/x0ssy/i_like_to_draw_after_a_few_rips/ http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/ws360/i_make_desktop_wallpapers_when_im_stoned_and/ http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/wzdxd/not_prepared_for_many_upvotes_but_any_other_ents/ And said this:

What i'm getting at is how do you decide what has a reference to cannabis or not? Food has the same reference to cannabis as art: they're both enhanced by it. Of course everything is better high, but saying that art has no reference to cannabis, especially when the creator is saying it does, seems slightly unjustified. I would just like unbiased moderation - If you're gunna delete any content that has no reference to cannabis or the community, you might as well remove ALL content that is titled "i like to draw when i'm high". My video was created for a community like this to see, and just because [the mod who delete it] thinks its irrelevant, doesn't mean the community thinks its irrelevant. Consistency would be nice, but i guess you all have to come to an agreement. If it's to remove any art that [seems] irrelevant, you're doing it wrong. EDIT: I sincerely apologize to those artists that had their work(above) removed. I was hoping mods would have realized that deleting inspiring posts was unjustified, but I was wrong.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

I agree with you 100% and I am very sorry to hear about your run in with the mods over your video that you had made.

I think mods have been overly judicious recently due to the flooding of the sub by vapid content. Obviously what you submitted was not vapid (No art is vapid!), and there is something seriously wrong with r/trees if user created art is being deleted.

As a matter of fact a fellow ent and I started up a subreddit for user created art specifically because we felt that such posts were being kept from the community, not by mods, but rather by vapid meme after vapid meme.

So when I hear that mods are removing user created art I start to get very nervous.

This is something I am very concerned about and I would like to help you stand your ground in defense of user created art being allowed on r/trees.

Now if you had come here defending memes as art we may have had a disagreement, but your video was not vapid or vacuous. What the fuck was that mod thinking?

[–]JARsofMAyo 1 point2 points ago

haha, i appreciate your compassion, and I'll probably keep posting artwork just to see how r/trees responds. But i really think the mods were trying to erradicate ANYTHING that seemed to be unrelated to r/trees.

I only messaged them because there were a few posts of just artwork, titled like "I love to draw while high" on the front page, and then mine title "made this video at an 8..." was deleted immediately. And i'm kinda pissed they went the route of deleting all the artwork that didnt have a joint or marijuana leaf in it.

I dunno, i'm just rambling at this point.. need to go smoke and make a new video for mods to remove.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

Haha, well it seems like there is about to be another mass migration from this place.

A lot of users clamored about removing vapid memes/reactions gifs/images with text, buit I did not hear one person claiming user created art should go.

Obviously the mods have taken it too far.

Every self-post Friday I would go around making a comment on those users who would attempt to post memes/reaction gifs by linking to them in their self-post submission, not because I want to see the submissions deleted, but rather because an informed community keeps this place full of vibrant content.

Now that I hear some of that vibrant content is being deleted under the pretense of "vacuous and vapid irrelevance" I am one pissed off mister kitty.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 0 points1 point ago

I like how it's ChEAT.jpg

[–]ChiefSmokemup 0 points1 point ago

I'm right with ya there.

[–]sirusvilla 0 points1 point ago

Every night with my roommate. More in my weekend. Minus the kief. Just medicinal grade trees -_- (that's my just-had-a-bowl emoticon).

[–]afi420 0 points1 point ago

Tiger Woods

[–]wingeddingbats 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate team anyone?

[–]unclejimmy 0 points1 point ago

I just upvoted everyone for reminding me to play more fifa! Online is fun, but there's nothing better than boxing out a room with your best friends in multiplayer!

[–]WhiteThunder69 0 points1 point ago

Me and two of my bros can blaze and fif for hours. Being high just makes the game so much more intense and emotional. Screaming, yelling, laughing uncontrollably. And half time bong hits are a must with each game whether you're playing or not haha

[–]MaceZilla 0 points1 point ago

great pic/great headline. UPTOKE!

[–]IrreverentRelevance 0 points1 point ago

Haha this is the complete opposite of my experience. Whenever I smoke and watch an actual match, it all looks fake to me like a tv show or video game.

[–]_shaman 0 points1 point ago

Seeing the amount of people who love trees and soccer (and FIFA) makes my heart just melt. I've finally found you brothers and sisters.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I see you like to use the Co-op camera. Me too.

[–]Unisyco 0 points1 point ago

I need to play FIFA with all you others!

[–]ViewtifulJoey 0 points1 point ago

Fifa is so awesome high. Everythings so detailed.

[–]MissMac 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted this because I experienced a similiar occurrence while playing MW3.

[–]coolstorybrosky 0 points1 point ago

You smoked a "bong of kief"?

I think we got a noober here

[–]masturbateToSleep 0 points1 point ago

I really have a strong dislike for sports/sports games. Glad you can enjoy them though :D

[–]Wawad1 0 points1 point ago

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DRAGON BALL Z FIGHTING GAMES?????????

[–]vxx -5 points-4 points ago

PES over all.

[–]papabear420[S] 1 point2 points ago

I have never played it but I have heard that it is a lot of fun.

[–]vxx 4 points5 points ago

I don't have a big problem with Fifa. The only thing I hate is that you still, after all the years, see the different movement actions. If you hit a button you see that another motion hits in the program.

Also it; s easier to shoot goals if you know how it works one time. I heard the last part s a lot of better on that.

PES on the other side is easy to start with but have some really advanced controls if you know what to do.

Sorry, my English sucks and I am pretty sure that I am the only one who understands what I was trying to say.

[–]imnotyourfriendguy 1 point2 points ago

As a former PES guy, FIFA has been the better of the two since FIFA 10

[–]vxx 1 point2 points ago

Ah shit, I think I have a mission now.

play all the Fifa

[–]CinnamonBlueBears 0 points1 point ago

play all the fifa, and smoke all the reefa.

[–]cakucaku2 0 points1 point ago

I've played both, I prefer FIFA. The automatic control is too much in PES and turning it off makes it too difficult. I like FIFA because I can actually do the skill moves and beast it up. Also, PES seems ridiculously fast.

[–]iPigeon -1 points0 points ago

Can someone tell me what kief is?

[–]tekkenjam -3 points-2 points ago

soccer is gay