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[–]HaroldGoldfarb 170 points171 points ago

Calling for a Karmistice??

[–]CodeOfKonami 16 points17 points ago

This comment is grossly under-appreciated.

[–]rvolo 170 points171 points ago

How does it feel to know you're always one gone wild post from losing more than one war?

[–]thenoobx[S] 152 points153 points ago

Im already losing, because she did that. T.T

[–]Cptnwalrus 50 points51 points ago

We're going to need proof.

[–]thenoobx[S] 78 points79 points ago

Whale, if so, he user is veralee28

[–]NewDrekSilver 18 points19 points ago

You might want to reword that, it sounds like you're calling her a whale.

[–]thenoobx[S] 52 points53 points ago

thats me with no sex for a month T.T

[–]AATroop 1 point2 points ago

Is your name Zach, by chance?

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 4 points5 points ago

Are we googeling user names and assuming thats him on her deviant art page?

[–]imperialxcereal 6 points7 points ago

The comments on GW pictures take creepy and pathetic to a new level.

[–]MortyMcMorston 3 points4 points ago

I downvoted all her pics for you bro!

[–]thenoobx[S] 9 points10 points ago

THAT'LL TEACH HER!

[–]ridik_ulass 30 points31 points ago

tbh if she has to get naked to beat you, she has lost and has admited she has noting intellectual or creative to contribute, though if you said that to her she might break up with you.

[–]thenoobx[S] 50 points51 points ago

Im sure she can, she just likes being nude lol

[–]Blanderman 9 points10 points ago

Then you still win.

[–]CptOblivion 1 point2 points ago

What's wrong with being nude?

[–]scottyourban 6 points7 points ago

Nothing. He wins for having a girlfriend who enjoys being nude.

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 5 points6 points ago

Because this picture giving him karma is creative and intellectual.

[–]McJaeger 2 points3 points ago

Well now I know what your dick looks like

[–]scottsdots 4 points5 points ago

I collapsed 4 comment trees to get to you. Even after I had copied the user name.

It wasn't even efficient, I just wanted to click to get there.

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[–]thenoobx[S] 47 points48 points ago

thats her

[–]thenoobx[S] 46 points47 points ago

but i may be winning now lol

[–]nirty_digger 5 points6 points ago

You should have posted them in this thread before cumberland. You fool

[–]TheFluxIsThis 6 points7 points ago

Well, I do believe we can confirm that your fiance does, in fact, have a vagina, a tattoo, and a bellybutton ring.

The saga continues.

[–]thenoobx[S] 16 points17 points ago

she does

[–]AlexanderHammer 12 points13 points ago

I'll help you out simply because you're so chill about her posting on /r/gonewild.

[–]thenoobx[S] 51 points52 points ago

Shes coming home to me im not worried lol

[–]Tashre 21 points22 points ago

It's not about where she ends the night, it's where she starts it.

[–]WideLight 4 points5 points ago

You're doing god's work, son.

[–]notcaffeinefree 4 points5 points ago

Must...not...click...while...at...work.

[–]thenoobx[S] 29 points30 points ago

YES YES NSFW!!!!

[–]giantpandasonfire 5 points6 points ago

GONE WILD-THE DEVILS FRUIT*.

*at work

[–]Terroreyez 0 points1 point ago

mmm peaches....

[–]giantpandasonfire 1 point2 points ago

and vagina.

cream.

vaginal cream.

dammit.

[–]coaltown 8 points9 points ago

Don't worry, you're not missing out on aything good.

[–]joebillybob 1 point2 points ago

You, sir, are a hero.

[–]jimmy_the_tulip 1 point2 points ago

[–]thenoobx[S] 38 points39 points ago

I actually shot those and edited those

[–]masterdebater88 23 points24 points ago

I can't believe you shot your fiance and edited out the gore just to get karma. That's just sick.

[–]thenoobx[S] 25 points26 points ago

Thats it you caught me mahahaha

[–]masterdebater88 7 points8 points ago

Sad truth: Fiance Dead from Karma War Gone Wrong

[–]thenoobx[S] 20 points21 points ago

in my grandmothers back yard

[–]Rocket92 16 points17 points ago

Last time I checked, photos were property of the photographer, not the model. Ipso facto, all her karma from those are yours.

[–]thenoobx[S] 28 points29 points ago

[–]Softcorps_dn 1 point2 points ago

genius ಠ_ಠ

[–]thenoobx[S] 0 points1 point ago

DERRPP, muh bayd

[–]jimmy_the_tulip -3 points-2 points ago

Upvote.

[–]gangstabunniez 1 point2 points ago

I like her tattoo.

[–]Shinji246 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any idea how much karma you just gave her by doing this?

[–]reallylongusername21 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted you. I hope you enjoy it because it's going to be the last war you'll ever get to win, assuming you do get married. True story.

[–]thenoobx[S] 16 points17 points ago

This is sadly true lol

[–]Mage505 0 points1 point ago

I'd say i'd take your cause in hand but that would be a poor choice of words.

Regardless, you have my upvote...can't let a women win the Karma war.

[–]DrEnrique 58 points59 points ago

You can never trust a Lannister.

[–]antigravity21 55 points56 points ago

A Lannister always spays his pets.

[–]Iamsqueegee 14 points15 points ago

Bob Barker was a Lanister?

[–]LegHumper 2 points3 points ago

He must be! antigravity21 interpreted the quote correctly, right? It's that Lannister doublespeak.

[–]_liminal 2 points3 points ago

he's my favorite Lannister after beating up Adam Sandler

[–]BBEnterprises 2 points3 points ago

But you can always trust a Lannister to be a Lannister.

[–]Idiotank 5 points6 points ago

But a Lannister always pays their debts. I think Tyrion is the only Lannister you can actually trust tho.

[–]crosschris 9 points10 points ago

What film is this from?

[–]thenoobx[S] 34 points35 points ago

Penelope

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[–]pumpkin_guts 2 points3 points ago

No, there's at least two versions. The American one has a bunch of stuff edited out. Sadly, this scene is included in that editing. :(

[–]downvotesmakemehard -1 points0 points ago

Censors don't get everything believe it or not.

[–]RogueKitteh 37 points38 points ago

Oh, Peter Dinklage.

[–]reese_ridley 14 points15 points ago

I wasn't sure if it was Tyrion or if I was a bad person because I thought dwarfs all look the same >.>

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 31 points32 points ago

Peter Dinklage does NOT look the same as all dwarves. He is so fucking hot, and I almost never find little people attractive.

[–]Artmageddon 19 points20 points ago

Appropriate username given the comment.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 10 points11 points ago

My username is always appropriate. ;)

[–]Artmageddon 1 point2 points ago

Does that weird pinky/thumb "call me" motion with hand :P

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 2 points3 points ago

Silly! You have to give me the number for your handphone. :)

[–]coaltown 3 points4 points ago

I'm straight and can tell he's good looking.

[–]LegHumper 2 points3 points ago

That one-eyed sassy midget. Gets me every time.

[–]yur_mom 4 points5 points ago

Neither of you have 1,000 karma....I see no war here.

[–]thenoobx[S] 14 points15 points ago

but but its a small personal noob war T.T

[–]yur_mom 1 point2 points ago

You should have a 1,000 by the end of the day. I am guessing the lady will retaliate so prepare your next move...

[–]thenoobx[S] 15 points16 points ago

pretty sure shes already planning

[–]guyinhat 1 point2 points ago

Do you just compare link karma or both comment and link karma?

[–]thenoobx[S] 3 points4 points ago

probably link, as it just started but maybe comment see whats going down!

[–]guyinhat 1 point2 points ago

Well just in case it comes to that I'll give you my upvotes! It's not fair that she can win by just being naked and you can't! Or maybe you can I don't know you...

[–]thenoobx[S] 3 points4 points ago

Umm I'm gonna say probably not lol

[–]guyinhat 0 points1 point ago

Then as god as my witness I will see to it that you win this war! For all those who were at a disadvantage because of their gender or their outer appearance!

[–]Dick_Serious 4 points5 points ago

I'm seeing way too many posts lately specifically about karma or getting karma or not getting karma.

It's like having sex with a hooker who talks the whole time about how being a hooker makes you not like sex.

[–]thenoobx[S] 5 points6 points ago

man if i was a hooker i'd love sex

[–]OoMERRYoO 9 points10 points ago

game of thrones is looking a bit low budget these days

[–]Tonytarium 18 points19 points ago

[–]thenoobx[S] 21 points22 points ago

YEP! rofl didn't know that was on here

[–]ho666 14 points15 points ago

it wasn't, he was looking through the window at the time

[–]thenoobx[S] 21 points22 points ago

HEYY OHH!

[–]ac_slat3r 4 points5 points ago

NSFW please! Luckily I have my own office!

[–]Tonytarium 27 points28 points ago

I said is this your dick and link a image and you didnt think it would be NSFW?

[–]ac_slat3r 9 points10 points ago

Sometimes I don't comprehend what I read before I click, but a NSFW tag is always seen...

[–]darklight12345 1 point2 points ago

it's just like deaddove.jpg

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[–]ac_slat3r 0 points1 point ago

you obviously missed the part where it wasn't marked NSFW....

edit - see the * next to the post time? That means the post was edited. Tonytarium was kind enough to go back and tag it nsfw

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[–]cancon 0 points1 point ago

...what were you expecting?

[–]I_am_not_angry 4 points5 points ago

What is a Karma war?

[–]326159487 2 points3 points ago

It's where two people fight for internet points to determine the alpha.

[–]I_am_not_angry 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit, you are winning.

Good luck

[–]AbsoluteAbby 2 points3 points ago

I have the same problem with my boyfriend. : /

[–]thenoobx[S] 11 points12 points ago

the karma battle?

[–]AbsoluteAbby 5 points6 points ago

yepe. we both have the same corgi. I can't post on r/corgi anymore.

[–]thenoobx[S] 9 points10 points ago

awe I <3 corgi's!

[–]masterdebater88 1 point2 points ago

You were banned from r/corgi? But not your BF? Damn sexists.

[–]AbsoluteAbby 0 points1 point ago

We made a deal not to post anymore pictures of our corgi on reddit. It's not fair that we both don't get the karma for it.

[–]masterdebater88 1 point2 points ago

Ha. Fair enough. Its only fair that you sketch a corgi onto your body, then upload it to GW or /r/corgi now. It'll be so meta-corgi... sorry, I'm high.

[–]MoltenLavaMoon 2 points3 points ago

YOU CAN SEE NICK FROST IN THE WINDOW REFLECTION.

That's all I wanted to share.

[–]thenoobx[S] 2 points3 points ago

indeed its him!

[–]SamMayu 4 points5 points ago

Reddit never fails on making me laugh out loud in my office, followed by this: http://imgur.com/NfN4S

[–]femaiden 1 point2 points ago

Peter Fucking Dinklage!

[–]andrewsmith1986 15 points16 points ago

Can I join in?

[–]thenoobx[S] 24 points25 points ago

Judging by the amount of amazing you have you win.

[–]amadea56 11 points12 points ago

He's so dreamy look at all his karma!

[–]LegHumper 2 points3 points ago

SWOON

[–]2dollarb 1 point2 points ago

[–]thenoobx[S] 1 point2 points ago

this comment highly underrated

[–]2dollarb 0 points1 point ago

I love that show. I'm ecstatic that they're bringing it back!

[–]thenoobx[S] 1 point2 points ago

isn't it just the movie?

[–]2dollarb 1 point2 points ago

No. New episodes are coming to Netflix in 2013!

Woo Hoo! Make sure you tell all your friends. We can't let this awesome show tank a 2nd time!

[–]thenoobx[S] 0 points1 point ago

YUSSSS

[–]BloodyIron 1 point2 points ago

Which movie is this from? It looks familiar.

[–]thenoobx[S] 8 points9 points ago

penelope

[–]fleabeard 1 point2 points ago

Penelope, I think

[–]BenTheZombieKiller 0 points1 point ago

You're fucking stupid

[–]TiberiusUK 0 points1 point ago

Karma war? Well, an eye for an eye...

[–]Shinji246 0 points1 point ago

What's the sauce on this gif? I recognize the actor from Game of Thrones, but what show/film is this from?

[–]thenoobx[S] 2 points3 points ago

penelope

[–]Narppa 0 points1 point ago

I think you just won.

[–]jesseatshit 0 points1 point ago

Well played.

[–]sami055 0 points1 point ago

She has nothing to show. This post crushed all,of her gone wild posts.

[–]neotheism 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this gif a bunch..what is the source?

[–]Swamptor 0 points1 point ago

This is going to kill me, hat movie is it from

[–]AnnoyedAsexual 0 points1 point ago

What is this from? I know I recognize this but I'm not sure from where.

[–]thenoobx[S] 8 points9 points ago

penelope

[–]ttttimmy -1 points0 points ago

Damn you, Dinklage!

[–]Foster50 -1 points0 points ago

What's a karma war?

[–]ryegye24 -1 points0 points ago

What show is this again?

[–]Zenodice -1 points0 points ago

God damn I love Peter Dinklage

[–]potatoguy21 -2 points-1 points ago

What's the gif from?

[–]thenoobx[S] 8 points9 points ago

penelope

[–]UnKamenRider -2 points-1 points ago

If it's a she, it's "fiancee".

Edit: signed, a redditor's fiancee.

[–]jbjr3 -2 points-1 points ago

What movie is this from?

[–]jbjr3 -1 points0 points ago

Really? Downvote?

[–]iSeven -2 points-1 points ago

You probably mean "fiancée". A single 'e' is for men.

[–]MagicSPA -1 points0 points ago

What's a karma war?

[–]tburns14 -2 points-1 points ago

Because midgets.