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[–]HaloWarLord711 1 point2 points ago

I don't have any type of phone and no, life is not like that

[–]l3dig 0 points1 point ago

Same here, but I have plenty to do with my hands. Usually involving taking away or hiding other people's phones when they are attempting to interact with me in person.

[–]AS3K 0 points1 point ago

Life after an iPhone, maybe?

[–]HaloWarLord711 0 points1 point ago

I'd be fine, I had a nintendo ds, 2 psp's and returned both within 2 weeks of buying them I wouldn't be one of those people who are dependent on a phone

[–]Brandon01524 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it

[–]JustYourAverageDerp 1 point2 points ago

If you haven't seen the movie, he says in that scene, "I don't know what to do with my hands."

[–]afindling10[S] 0 points1 point ago

never seen talladega nights? such a travesty

[–]Brandon01524 0 points1 point ago

I have, but it's not like I can willingly quote every scene from every Will Farrell movie that he's ever made. I suggest a caption next time.

[–]JustYourAverageDerp 0 points1 point ago

More like any phone.