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[–]Gandhi123 109 points110 points ago

un4chanately

[–]Thysess 51 points52 points ago

Hates Reddit for circlejerking Circlejerks about how much they hate reddit

[–]Moklok 16 points17 points ago

so meta

[–]Basbhat 4 points5 points ago

they just circlejerk about how much they hate everything though.

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 35 points36 points ago

Great, some generic Reddit comments that are straight from /r/circlejerk.

[–]yasisterstwat 16 points17 points ago

And yet having never been to r/circlejerk i've some how seen countless redditors speak like that.

[–]HashRunningRapist 4 points5 points ago

You must be new here. Never been to r/circlejerk? Who the fuck is this guy?

[–]yasisterstwat 2 points3 points ago

Ive been here since october and i hate most of you people, why would ever go there.

[–]maruchanftw 0 points1 point ago

Ha!

[–]HashRunningRapist 0 points1 point ago

It's only the greatest critique of Reddit ever.

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 1 point2 points ago

Who'd have guessed that /r/circlejerk circlejerks over the most common comments? Amazing.

[–]Klowned -1 points0 points ago

circlejerk is /all

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

Oooohhh just checked it out, its the exact opposite of what i thought it was

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES -3 points-2 points ago

That is because they do. But these comments are less funny than most cj ones.

[–]122ninjas 10 points11 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
As much as I hate to say it, pretty damn accurate 4chan... 2836coms 2508pts 7mos funny
4chan nails it. Edit: Also, this. 1com 0pts 18dys funny
4chan nails it. 1com -1pt 1mo funny
The truth 732coms 934pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]zangor -1 points0 points ago

Lol. Reposts dont exist in 4chan.

[–]Goaliekid0223 14 points15 points ago

This has to be one of the most reposted things on reddit.

[–]I_am_not_angry 27 points28 points ago

This was SOOOO funny 9 months ago when it happened...

[–]Pro_Sauce 8 points9 points ago

Did you check the username?

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[–]I_am_not_angry 0 points1 point ago

It has the dates right on it...

[–]MDWilliams03 0 points1 point ago

Calm down

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 11 points12 points ago

Redditor since:2012-07-24 (0 days)

So brave.

[–]genna903 5 points6 points ago

Looks like he's a redditor from a few seconds ago, douche.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for pointing out the username.

On an unrelated note fuck that guy.

[–]lordkabab -2 points-1 points ago

Bro Save.

Seriously, if you don't save, and the power goes out, you will have to all those levels again.

[–]DeathHamsterDude -2 points-1 points ago

I've already downvoted him four times it seems.

I do my bit.

[–]complex_reduction 6 points7 points ago

Every fucking day there is something on the front page insulting Reddit. Even more common are top comments, by Reddit users, insulting Reddit users or Reddit in general.

Is every single Reddit user suicidal or something? Does everybody hate themselves? I seriously want to sit down and hug some of these people sometimes. Or slap them in the face.

You know, it's okay to like Reddit. Seriously, it is. You don't have to make fun of Reddit and/or its users to prove to people you're some kind of independent spirit who doesn't mesh with the "hive mind".

Nobody cares that you're a conservative Christian who hates cats and gaming, whatever - it's not amazing or interesting at all that you're not part of the average demographic.

Nobody cares about your criticism or opinion. My favourites are self-posts designed as wanker-bait designed purely to lump a bunch of whiners together in a giant sticky self-hateful bukkake: "What do you hate about Reddit? I'll start ...", "What would you change about Reddit if you could?", "What opinion do you have that goes against the hivemind?", "What is your least favourite subreddit?".

There is nothing wrong with being an "average Reddit user" because there is no such thing. Everybody jerks off all over each other's faces about "neckbeards" and "basement dwellers" but I think it's extremely clear that Reddit users come from all walks of life, from the artistic to the skilled to the intelligent to the twelve year old Youtube user who heard we have boobs here.

Fuck, OP's submission isn't even funny or clever. It's just wankers wanking wank all over every other depressed pointless wankers wanking furiously, hoarsely screaming out their own name, their salty tears running through their pubic hair as they try to make sense of their non-identity and inability to control their own life.

[–]InfiniteDeath 5 points6 points ago

This is everything I see on the front page

[–]Siouxsie2011 1 point2 points ago

The last comment is a genuine criticism.

It does really fucking annoy me when I see something that sounds kinda interesting in /r/TIL and it just links to a Wikipedia page where I've got to search the page to find the relevant statement and the page doesn't tell me anything more than the title of the hyperlink to the page said. Link to the source you lazy fucks.

[–]Aaron51598 1 point2 points ago

ALSO A REPOST

[–]cleanallthethings123 2 points3 points ago

Repost

[–]Renbail -2 points-1 points ago

Go outside

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[–]Derporelli 5 points6 points ago

So....it's okay?

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

so if someone's novelty account was "pics_of_dead_kids" and linked exactly to what his account was, then it'd be just peachy, since "it's his thing"?

[–]RouseHouse1013 1 point2 points ago

*le repost

edit: Looks at username.

Oh, you're one of those guys.

[–]anthrocide 2 points3 points ago

Yea, you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.

[–]norealpurposehere2 2 points3 points ago

"DAE Hate reddit but use it all the time to tell everyone on it how superior you are to them?"

[–]midbc 0 points1 point ago

lame

[–]epic_awesome 0 points1 point ago

Does 4chan just sit around making Reddit threads these days?

[–]noburdennyc 0 points1 point ago

reddit sits around on /b/ making these to post on reddit

[–]epic_awesome 1 point2 points ago

LAMECEPTION

[–]FeliciaHardy 0 points1 point ago

HHNGGGG~

[–]BabySealHarpoonist 0 points1 point ago

This is kind of weird, but I was searching Anne Hathaway on reddit in an attempt to find her response to the Aurora shootings, and I noticed your thread towards the top about how you don't think that she is fit for cat woman. How do you feel after having seen the movie? (assuming that you have)

[–]FeliciaHardy 0 points1 point ago

I haven't yet, but I have heard great reviews from others who agreed with my stance. I am less weary these days. I think, though, I have a bias that it more against Anne Hathaway than it is for the good of Cat Woman.

[–]AvatarJack 0 points1 point ago

These are just getting lazy now...

[–]OneofthemBrians 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately this post has been reposted AGAIN.

[–]cowheadcow 0 points1 point ago

old as shit

[–]cheshirelaugh 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, why couldn't I have seen this this morning and just completely skipped reddit today.

[–]Iamadinocopter 0 points1 point ago

reposting, they forgot the unoriginal content.

[–]DinaDinaDinaBatman 0 points1 point ago

I hate everyone,everyone is gay, love me, i'm funny admire me - -Everyone on 4chan testing the extremidies of narcisism, synisism and homophobia since 2003

[–]MyWUCHA 0 points1 point ago

why used the word, "unfortunately?"

[–]catsnstuff97 0 points1 point ago

we post like its 4chan.

NIGGER AIDS COCK BITCH OP IS A FAG

[–]MaceFace2 0 points1 point ago

wait all of the internet is like this

[–]Sibber93 -2 points-1 points ago

I guess people dont like 4chan making fun of reddit?

[–]bschneider 0 points1 point ago

People don't like this because it is on the frontpage so often (yes, I've seen OP's username. OMG SO WITTAY I ADMIT TO REPOST SO IT'S ALRIGHT). In a sense they (4chan) are right, many things are bullshit here, but I doubt there are effective counter-measures.

[–]Jiggyfly325 0 points1 point ago

I love Legend of the Hidden Temple!

[–]seven_pm 0 points1 point ago

They clearly won't get it right until someone will try to repost it.

[–]ATownStomp 0 points1 point ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]Xoombrah 0 points1 point ago

They should have just posted "Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Atheism Kittens"

[–]sirkingsleyz -1 points0 points ago

Your name says iit all so I don't even need to ssay that this iis a repost

[–]darthsky_walker -3 points-2 points ago

Who gives a shit what the date is, that is funny!! I haven't even been on here long and have figured out that this website is exactly like that.

[–]squirtis -3 points-2 points ago

it looks exactly the same as r/circlejerk.

[–]nickaroo -1 points0 points ago

Secretly OP is a 4chan user.

[–]randomhero1172 -1 points0 points ago

Well, they just shit on our party

[–]ralphpotato -3 points-2 points ago

To many grammar and spelling mistakes. Not clever.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -4 points-3 points ago

ITT: We post like we're on 4chan

[–]melance -3 points-2 points ago

This is against the terms and conditions of being a decent human being.