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[–]NinjaHippoMonkey 20 points21 points ago

[–]jefro2293 1 point2 points ago

thats funny shit

[–]where_are_the_trees 79 points80 points ago

[–]pwnagetacos 8 points9 points ago

Oh, I see what you did there.

[–]doodlebro 11 points12 points ago

This isn't even NSFM. 1/10

[–]ephyoosecay 2 points3 points ago

haven't seen this... what's the M?

[–]LegendBiscuits 4 points5 points ago

Munchies

[–]GeneralLeeAwesome 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking, Not Safe For Mosque. I was abit off.

[–]frank_fincher 1 point2 points ago

I spent ages trying to work out what Not Safe For Mork meant

[–]gator2112 0 points1 point ago

The knife drawer at Mindy's place.

[–]Faceless_Golem 0 points1 point ago

Not safe for munchies? What the fuck does that mean?

[–]LegendBiscuits 1 point2 points ago

It is not safe for viewing while you have/are prone to getting the munchies as it will make you hungry/make you even hungrier.

[–]Faceless_Golem 3 points4 points ago

Awesome! Knowing what NSFM means allows me to hate this post on a completely new level!

[–]LegendBiscuits 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha, glad I could help you out man.

[–]ephyoosecay 0 points1 point ago

word. thanks. ...strange though.

[–]Odin_Dresvarpr[!] 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, man, drinking boiling water doesn't seem very safe for any part of your body.

Except maybe your ankles, and that's only if you don't splash.

[–]thissiteisalright 88 points89 points ago

I rarely downvote on /r/trees, but when I do, it's an obvious repost that has NOTHING TO DO WITH WEED.

[–]welliLikedrugs 21 points22 points ago

almost forgot i was in r/trees

[–]RickyGlicious 11 points12 points ago

Well sir. This made me laugh and weed makes me laugh. So therefore THIS IS WEED!!

[–]H4zzard 5 points6 points ago

Yeah but by that logic your black is left an up is white

[–]Kanex 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what's up and down?

[–]CannabisJack 3 points4 points ago

My banging your mom.

[–]Kanex 2 points3 points ago

Strangely I'm not at all bothered by this comment...

[–]CannabisJack 0 points1 point ago

Uptokes for having a sense of humor!

[–]RickyGlicious 0 points1 point ago

Touché

[–]RickyGlicious 0 points1 point ago

Touché

[–]mcstanky 4 points5 points ago

Not to mention no one wants to die...

[–]TheSickFuck 0 points1 point ago

You don't die. You only burn yourself and change hair color afterwards. It's like you turn into a super saiyan.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah taking will ferrel's joke and pretending it's your own is pretty lame.

[–]loulan 0 points1 point ago

It was probably posted to all other subreddits before.

[–]Mast3rPooh 9 points10 points ago

Even worse than a bad repost is a bad repost from FunnyJunk......

[–]SchecterShredder 0 points1 point ago

Even worse than a bad repost is a bad repost from FunnyJunk that was reposted from Will Ferrell.

[–]brandonay226 9 points10 points ago

Stolen from Will Ferrell.

[–]cycopl 3 points4 points ago

Eating an uncooked block of ramen isn't appetizing at all, even with munchies.

[–]therein 1 point2 points ago

It kind of is to me. One time I was high out of my mind, and my stove was broken, I decided to put the powder onto the block of ramen and ate it. It was pretty decent.

Next day, I decided put it into a cup and run hot tap water over it. It worked, and I had cooked ramen.

[–]steamboatdavey 1 point2 points ago

i like how as a result your hair turns white haha

[–]alqn 1 point2 points ago

does your hair color change when you snort chicken powder?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I just add an egg and smoke weed.

[–]Light_one_up420 1 point2 points ago

Since this is about ramen. Try this out, 1. Make sure you have a packet of shrimp and a packet of chicken 2. Boild noodles 3. Pack a lil greens to enhance this grateful munchies snack;) 4. Empty ALL of the water 5. Simply add chicken and shrimp flavoring, stir and KABAAA its done. Now enjoy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is completely off topic and not NSFM.

Yet again, /r/trees is just being retarded

[–]illogicalexplanation 1 point2 points ago

did you repost this for karma or did you just come across it?

[–]mark331 1 point2 points ago

Trees told me to downvote so i'll downvote. This does have nothing to do with trees.

[–]MrClever 1 point2 points ago

NFSM=Not Safe for Munchies. Unfortunately this is a repost and he simply added the NFSM to make it relevant.

Downtokes for repost.

[–]SuperSlyChicken 0 points1 point ago

Thats a horrible way to eat taken anyway, it'd taste horrible

[–]ephyoosecay 1 point2 points ago

everyone knows you have to baste taken.

[–]CoNiGMa 1 point2 points ago

I thought taken was better fried?

[–]SuperSlyChicken 0 points1 point ago

God dammit auto correct

[–]heemster 0 points1 point ago

so my old roommates (moved out in June) have this on their refrigerator....

[–]NinjaHippoMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain NSFM to me? I keep seeing it on /r/trees ... NotSafeFor...?

[–]onceforgoton 2 points3 points ago

not safe for munchies, I believe.

[–]Chasincows 0 points1 point ago

His hair changed color at the end

[–]SlapDaBase 0 points1 point ago

NSFM = not safe for mormons?

[–]LeroyTokeins 1 point2 points ago

Nothing is safe for Mormons.

[–]_wait_what_now 1 point2 points ago

oooh, I'd assumed it was Not Safe For Mom, in case your mom reads over your shoulder.... & now that i type this out, i realize how dumb that was...

[–]BaadKitteh 0 points1 point ago

I think that is a completely legit thought process.

[–]mumps96 0 points1 point ago

that guy had two mouths! freaked me out {8}

[–]ipster76 0 points1 point ago

ramen NSFM

[–]MasterOfPuddi 0 points1 point ago

This comic was made by a guy named 'mondo' on Funnyjunk about two years ago.

[–]Bryguy100 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say this is NSFM, there wasn't even any food pics in it = /

[–]burnie_mac 0 points1 point ago

instant downvote....lame [6]

[–]novacasa2 0 points1 point ago

seen it.

[–]ImRonBurgundy_ 0 points1 point ago

I cringe every time I see a parody account on Twitter tweet this.

[–]AshDroBoy 0 points1 point ago

wasn't this one of will ferrell's tweets?

[–]BaadKitteh 0 points1 point ago

=( good god, this must have be posted dozens of times already, and is irrelevant to trees. No sir, I don't like it. Though I actually loved that comic the first time I saw it. Can't remember when that was. [6]

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

dude... this was made already but better because it had charlie sheen snorting the ramen powder and stuff....

[–]Kravkalash 0 points1 point ago

I prefer my brick of ramen uncooked. Call me crazy. Call me late for dinner if you want, too, cause I've got oodles of that shit in mah cabinet.

[–]garesnap 0 points1 point ago

So many upvotes..... I really hope the majority of ents don't think this way... :/

[–]da_man_made_of_bread 0 points1 point ago

This, sir, made me laugh uncontrollably, but then again I'm high right now.

[–]LeahMae 0 points1 point ago

Fuck haters, i laugh every time i read this (:

[–]jordanrhys 0 points1 point ago

I hate that stupid ramen thing with a passion.

[–]Zulog 0 points1 point ago

this made me lol

[–]scubusdubus 0 points1 point ago

I went out with the girl who drew this. AMA

[–]UKnowAaron 0 points1 point ago

I had to go back and make sure I was on /r/trees

[–]friendoffoe 0 points1 point ago

Nice touch: the hover hands in the final panel.

[–]Starwars_ent[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sorry guys I did not know it was a repost, I did some research this was 1st posted to reddit over a year ago, I myself had never seen it. A friend of mine posted it on FB made me laugh so I shared it. Going forward I will do my best to make sure I am not reposting.

[–]Joey0811 0 points1 point ago

Lol that's what Muscles Glasses from Epic Meal Time posted on twitter

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -4 points-3 points ago

how to repost, like a boss.

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[–]poopship2012 1 point2 points ago

Just curious, who gives a fuck? I mean, someone is exploiting an internet site for meaningless points?

[–]Durpadoo 1 point2 points ago

Better than you, reposting not like a boss.

[–]LeCudder 0 points1 point ago

Do you have to be blond to fuck beaches?

[–]YouCantBeSeirous 1 point2 points ago

Did you know that the difference between blond and blonde is blond is for men and blonde is for women?

[–]G420classified 4 points5 points ago

Did you know you're wrong? It's whether you're using it as a noun or adjective. Good try though

[–]YouCantBeSeirous 1 point2 points ago

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

What does this have to do with trees?

[–]D1M1R -1 points0 points ago

This was created by "Mondo" from Funnyjunk, oh my.

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

funnyjunk is absolute crap, and this was originally tweeted by Will Ferrel

[–]D1M1R 0 points1 point ago

I didn't say it wasn't, and I'm aware, I was just sayin' that the comic itself was drawn by him.

[–]Dag3rn -3 points-2 points ago

if it's new to me...uptoke.

[–]Newtothetoke -2 points-1 points ago

Uptoke for using the NSFM tag

[–]TreesAndPoker 2 points3 points ago

what is nsfm?

[–]DrinkinBluntss 2 points3 points ago

Not Safe For Munchies.

[–]LeCudder 1 point2 points ago

Not safe for munchies.

[–]Newtothetoke 1 point2 points ago

Not safe for munchies, an ent posted a few days ago about tagging food posts with NSFM so when your high you don't click on food posts.

[–]LegendBiscuits 0 points1 point ago

Except it's kind of inappropriate here

[–]philistic53 -2 points-1 points ago

Have a downvote!

[–]IronLung420 -1 points0 points ago

I've herd this before but I've never seen a comic for it. I enjoy this.

[–]PrettyPedi -1 points0 points ago

That.... was definitely not what I expected.

At all.

[–]BajaFresher -2 points-1 points ago

Am I the only one that thought nfsm stood for Not Safe For Morons?

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[–]Flantastic185 11 points12 points ago

I don't want it to become a thing...

[–]jetpackfuel 1 point2 points ago

Acronym*

FTFY ;)

[–]adj16 6 points7 points ago

Actually, it's technically an initialism. The term acronym is used when the letters can be read as a word, as in the acronyms SONAR and MILF.

[–]jetpackfuel 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha well damn. I'll just see myself out...

[–]Fappin_Alone_Guy -3 points-2 points ago

Not safe for mouth? Drinking boiling water isn't safe I don't think.

[–]Sythe- -4 points-3 points ago

Why are the women referred to as "bitches" :I ?

[–]JesusofTorn 2 points3 points ago

Because the internet is the last bastion of open and blatant sexism and we shall enjoy that right until the US Government destroy the internet.

[–]Sythe- 0 points1 point ago

I don't enjoy sexism

[–]JesusofTorn 0 points1 point ago

Then don't, but please don't try and stop me enjoying it because they are just jokes and I don't mean it.

[–]BaadKitteh 0 points1 point ago

Some of us give no fucks about it. I dunno, funny is funny, I think that even terrible/wrong things should be laughed at. Maybe they should be laughed at more. Handling sensitive issues with kid gloves seems counter-intuitive to me... for instance by and large people who commit violent crimes like murder and rape want to be caught, and love the attention it garners them when they are. Referring more to the serial type than the crime of passion type. Man is a violent creature and most of us have probably had moment where we really seriously considered killing someone, right? Anyway. I think if we showed disdain for the acts, ignored the criminals(by all means focus on the victims in real situations, I'm twisted but I'm still human). Seems to me the worst thing for these types of pathological attention whores is to be thought of as boring. I think I went past [6] somewhere in there...