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Let's make posts of historical events and pretend they just happened.

Pretend the historical event is happening now and you are making a reddit post about it.

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Good posts - Clever, smart, witty posts pretending the historical event is actually happening right now, and what a post on reddit about the event would look like. Example of a great r/RedditThroughHistory post. Oh, and don't forget about RAGE COMICS! These can be great RedditThroughHistory posts if done correctly. Give it a try!

Bad posts - Posts that link directly to wikipedia pages for the most part are not very creative. If a big historical event was happening right now, you wouldn't really post the link to its wikipedia page on reddit. Also, posts of something that got famous and end in "I sure hope this catches/doesn't catch on", or some variation thereof. These posts aren't very creative and lack substance - you might as well just say "HEY HARRY POTTER THAT WAS NOT VERY WELL KNOWN AND THEN IT WAS WELL KNOWN!" or some variation. And lastly, try not to post about events from the last 5, 10, even 20 years. They are too recent. Get out your old Social Studies textbooks and get more creative!

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[–]Duste 43 points44 points ago

An artist's work always goes up in price and appreciation when he dies. My suggestion? Kill yourself.

[–]YUNoDie 12 points13 points ago

Faking your death is an even better solution.

[–]Troll__McLure 32 points33 points ago

Have you tried to apply for art college? Academy of Fine Arts Vienna, maybe?

[–]loki010[S] 21 points22 points ago

My battle is simply building up the courage to apply.

[–]Troll__McLure 17 points18 points ago

You can always blame the jewish establishment, when declined.

[–]1wntr 0 points1 point ago

Short version: IMO, many artists have this paridox. On the one hand you have the tallent to blow an observers mind (impresive painting by the way:), and in the other hand, you are putting a piece of yourself on display.

The key (IMO), is to find your corresponding circles (the collectors of your style) that have the resources to support your art.

You just have to find them.

[–]IonBeam2 41 points42 points ago

My name is David Wienstein, and as a prominent art critic, all I can say is that luck has nothing to do with your failure. Your painting resembles the simple-minded doodlings of a child, and I would not be surprised to learn that it is merely an expression of frustrations concerning your inability to attract women.

[–]SanchoMandoval 14 points15 points ago

Dude you submit this or another painting to this subreddit at least once a week. Just go into politics already. Or get on that Titanic boat you also start a thread about every other day.

[–]ValuableDan 6 points7 points ago

Stay with it, but don't let it take over your world. Also, a change of venue might inspire your creativity. I hear Argentina has a wonderful art community.

[–]nothis 7 points8 points ago

Oh, right… it's Tuesday on /r/redditthroughhistory.

[–]CedarWolf 3 points4 points ago

Keep at it. The stereotype of the "starving artist" is there for a reason... just keep on trying until you make it.

[–]Office_Zombie 3 points4 points ago

You are truly an artist of great vision and very very little talent. In fact; I would even go so far as use the term "Talent-less" Did your mother force you to drink bleach while hitting you in the head with a hammer? I would expect her to do something like that.

Did I fail to mention that I know your mother? She likes to service me and my friends after Temple; three men satisfied for a nickle. (Three at a time that is.) She doesn't charge for the dog. Something about doing it for love...

Keep up the talent-less work. You will never amount to anything.

Yours truly, Mitch Goldberg

[–]txphotog 0 points1 point ago

IDGI

[–]loki010[S] 11 points12 points ago

[–]txphotog 5 points6 points ago

fuck that's right Addy was a painter before he decided to gt all genocidy...

[–]TinHao 2 points3 points ago

Maybe a stint in the military will help fortify your constitution and encourage development of a Stirling and reliable character.

[–]mtme 0 points1 point ago

[–]ValuableDan 1 point2 points ago

That solution is good, but I'm afraid it will only be a temporary one.

[–]Office_Zombie 1 point2 points ago

Yeah; there should really be a final solution...

[–]edselford 1 point2 points ago

Your best bet is to emigrate to America, you can get work as an illustrator in the science fiction magazines. Maybe even take a hand at writing...

[–]Mysteriousdoor 0 points1 point ago

Move to Russia and paint to express your problems with the government. Your art can be the beginning of a movement!

[–]deadsoon 0 points1 point ago

I would strongly consider politics, sir. With enough luck and intestinal fortitude, you may be the first man in politics to actually change the world! Godspeed!

[–]BrainAnthem 0 points1 point ago

Whether or not your paintings ever become lucrative, you should never give on it; there's always time for art and politics.

[–]BillyBad37 1 point2 points ago

You suck! You should join the army or something!

[–]DefineGoodDefineEvil -3 points-2 points ago

I see what you did there.