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[–]chain_chomp 332 points333 points ago

I wonder if there's an infomercial for this with the grey-scale clips of women getting frustrated trying to pee normally: "Tired of the sitting and squatting? Well now there's the SHEWEE!"

[–]DHK83 81 points82 points ago

You've been able to get these in the UK for years... They have separate female urinal blocks at some music festivals for this very reason.

[–]Canarka 30 points31 points ago

Saw this many years ago on dragons den UK.

Edit: Here is the clip

[–]DodongoHatesFire 42 points43 points ago

Created by Sam FOUNTAIN? Am I being trolled here?

[–]Vcent 3 points4 points ago

Same in Denmark @ Roskilde festival.. I have however been told that those things (shewee's)are impractical, cumbersome and useless _^

[–]JoeShmoe49 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I heard the same exact thing there, but it's probably better than getting yelled at by my friends with megaphones and voracious applause while trying to take a squat.

[–]PatchFace 1 point2 points ago

and carrying something around that's covered in urine is never really the best idea

[–]johndeer89 20 points21 points ago

Don't forget to shake, ladies.

[–]ChunkBunny 14 points15 points ago

I can just imagine, some poor woman squatting to pee and squirting all over the bathroom. "Ugh! There has GOT to be an easier way!"

[–]chillwang 0 points1 point ago

http://shepee.org/

[–]Cakesmite 0 points1 point ago

in japan, it would be legit though.

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    [–]kluanelaker 595 points596 points ago

    I have the weirdest plastic funnel right now...

    [–]classy_stegasaurus 46 points47 points ago

    I have a bad feeling that this is going to turn into a saying.....

    [–]Kiwi150 51 points52 points ago

    I sorta hope it does

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      [–]DHK83 1 point2 points ago

      I have the weirdest plastic funnel right now...

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        [–]kidsareNSFL 84 points85 points ago

        Nice try, but you'll still get destroyed in a distance competition with such a giant funnel pee hole. There ought to be a competitive version with a turbo nozzle.

        [–]Xpress_interest 29 points30 points ago

        Like a gatorade squeeze bottle tip. Just need to get a good seal.

        [–]ScotteeMC 9 points10 points ago

        Pee with a finger over the end.

        Remove from vaginal area.

        Move finger so only small part of the end is open.

        Blow hard as fuck into the wide end.

        Congratulations, you are now a sniper.

        [–]james9075 13 points14 points ago

        but you could only aim down, unless you wanted to drink pee...

        [–]Frank_JWilson 23 points24 points ago

        Anything for victory.

        [–]ponchobrown 1 point2 points ago

        ohh man that mental image....

        [–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago

        Pretty sure that would just cause a backflow of pressure that would lead to leakage or urine in the vagina. Fairly certain this doesn't actually go into the urethra.

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          [–]the_sleeper 60 points61 points ago

          I'll just leave this here

          [–]jackattack502 11 points12 points ago

          This needs way more upvotes.

          Because Top Gear is damn funny. And very relevant.

          [–]LunaOfTheNight 0 points1 point ago

          Please for the love of Hammond tell me that there is a subreddit for top gear

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            [–]Joe_ManginiPSN 61 points62 points ago

            Now my GF & I can autograph our yard lol

            [–]chu2screwed 23 points24 points ago

            ಠ_ಠ

            [–]HalfObsession 12 points13 points ago

            Snow.

            [–]FalafelRaptor 32 points33 points ago

            The amount of stuff you ladies have to put in or near your vaginas for different purposes is mind boggling. Your purses must be like a jay-jay utility belt.

            [–]piratestronghold 114 points115 points ago

            Also, this. As a female soldier, if/when I get deployed I will be acquiring one of these so I don't have to squat in front of all the guys.

            EDIT: this is what you should display as ungodly.

            [–]DaBoel 43 points44 points ago

            "Because live's greatest adventure shouldn't be finding a bathroom"

            [–]Hooin_Kyoma 4 points5 points ago

            "Mister, why are you pissing here?! Do you not know this is private propriety?!" "What, wanna join me? Is that it? There's room for both of us."

            [–]cyanoacrylate 37 points38 points ago

            Have you ever tried one? I've heard they're really convenient from the people I know who use them...

            *Divacups, that is.

            [–]FranAnn 40 points41 points ago

            Very convenient. And you get used to dumping the blood out, it's really not a big deal. I highly prefer it to pads and tampons, I find it to be a lot more comfortable, and it saves money since you just keep washing it out, sanitizing it at the end of your cycle, and reusing it.

            /advertisement

            [–]konekoanni 12 points13 points ago

            I'm there right with you. It does take getting used to, but once you have the hang of it, it's much easier than you might first think. I love mine because it sits lower than a tampon (I can't wear tampons, because I can feel them even when inserted properly) and isn't squishy and horrible like a pad. Also, you can leave it in longer because there isn't a risk of TSS. Pretty amazing little device. My OB was laughing because she thought it sounded very old-fashioned, but I think it's awesome. Also, more eco-friendly.

            [–]animeari 5 points6 points ago

            How do you empty this without making a mess?

            [–]kitkatkatydid 9 points10 points ago

            generally, start over the toilet. empty, finish cleaning in sink

            [–]mtled 6 points7 points ago

            Probably a weird question, but what do you do while rinsing it in the sink? How do you avoid dripping/ making a mess in the meantime? My flow is really too heavy to go more than a couple of seconds without needing to clean up again....

            [–]kitkatkatydid 0 points1 point ago

            I don't use the Diva cup, I use soft cups, which are a disposable version. I suppose a panty liner and toilet paper under the cup while you carry it to the sink. Rinsing it out wouldn't take too long I think

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              [–]GundamWang 11 points12 points ago

              I will never wash my head in the ladies' bathroom sinks again.

              [–]the53rdcalypso 9 points10 points ago

              Just stop rubbing your hands around the base of the sink and drain area before putting your hands under water and you should be just fine.

              [–]HarryLeggs 3 points4 points ago

              Why did you ever begin?

              [–]kitkatkatydid 0 points1 point ago

              why were you washing your head there in the first place?

              [–]FranAnn 14 points15 points ago

              Well, you're not really grasping the base of the cup. There's a stem on the end you can use to pull it forward a bit, and then you sort of hook it more towards the top. So the blood stays in the base, and you just make sure it tilts upright as you pull it out and voila, blood stays in the cup until you dump it in the toilet.

              I don't know if that explanation makes any sense, but I'm finding it quite difficult to explain the process. I've been using it for over a year and I don't really think about it when I do it. I did have some less tidy experiences when I started using it, though.

              [–]konekoanni 3 points4 points ago

              Pretty much this. I tried explaining to my sister why it was so awesome, and she thought I was crazy. It just takes practice, that's all.

              [–]tapdncingchemist 1 point2 points ago

              Yeah, there was definitely a learning curve with it. I used to only change it in the shower, but once you get the hang of it it's easy.

              [–]pez319 1 point2 points ago

              Nope, you did a great job. I'm sufficiently horrified now.

              [–]HuggableBear 0 points1 point ago

              So like this then?

              [–]singingbeauty126 1 point2 points ago

              How does it not fall out or leak?

              [–]FranAnn 1 point2 points ago

              When you insert it, you insert it folded up and then it spreads open inside, and you have to make sure it opens fully. Then you give it a turn, and the powers of suction keep it in place and prevent the leakage. It wouldn't fall out easily just due to the size; one of the first times I tried to remove it I tried to pull it straight out and it was not the most pleasant experience.

              [–]kitkatkatydid 0 points1 point ago

              I prefer throw away menstrual cups. No risk for TSS, and each one is good for 12 hours, and if I take it out in a public restroom I don't have to rinse it out,I can just toss it.

              [–]FranAnn 1 point2 points ago

              Yeah when I got my Diva the store didn't have any disposables; this would have been about two years ago now, I just realized.

              I've considered trying them out, but I've yet to run into a situation where I'm actually forced to clean it out in public toilets. I may just be lucky in that my schedule (as a student) allows for me to work around it and make sure I'm in a private toilet if I need to deal with it.

              [–]thecolourofthisstone 1 point2 points ago

              Well surely there would be a risk of TSS if you left it in for longer than 12 hours? Same with the Divacup, so as you clean it every 4-8 hours as suggested there's no risk.

              [–]phantomganonftw 3 points4 points ago

              There's actually a much lower risk of TSS with the diva cup, even though you leave it in longer (I don't have a source, but I definitely read somewhere that there's never been a documented case of TSS linked to a diva cup or similar product.) This is because 1) cups don't dry out/damage the vaginal walls like tampons do -- tampons can cause small tears in your vaginal walls, and if you change them too often or not often enough the risk of this increases. 2) tampons keep the vagina from cleaning itself properly and inhibits normal pH balancing. Cups don't do this.I would assume these things are also true of the disposable cups.

              That's not to say that it's impossible to get TSS from a diva cup, but the risk is much lower than with tampons and you can leave it in much longer than tampons.

              [–]konekoanni 2 points3 points ago

              Also the Diva Cup is made from medical-grade silicon, so as long as you clean and disinfect it regularly, it's basically risk-free.

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                [–]NerdyNThick 28 points29 points ago

                My GF Swears by the cup, never had a leak, can go swimming, costs so little (per use) it's pretty much free, I was also a little skeeved out when she first told me about them, but after a bit of research, I cannot fathom why women are willing to essentially stuff cotton balls up their hoo hoo's.

                [–]dogboobes 20 points21 points ago

                Sticking cotton balls up there vs. sticking a plastic cup up there...

                In terms of what is more psychologically weird to stick up one's hoo hoo, there isn't much of a difference there...

                [–]somadrop 4 points5 points ago

                At the risk of oversharing/sounding creepy, a lot of women stick plastic in their hoo hoo, for funsies. Maybe a hygienic purpose makes sense, too.

                Though to be fair, I don't even like tampons, so...

                [–]NerdyNThick 5 points6 points ago

                The whole monthly cycle thing is still weird to me (being a guy and all)...

                [–]Legio_X 36 points37 points ago

                It's based on the moon cycles, I think. Kind of like Mayan prophecies and werewolves.

                [–]themightymagikarp 23 points24 points ago

                As a woman, I can confirm this.

                [–]Fatty2x4 23 points24 points ago

                As a Mayan and a werewolf I can too

                [–]M374llic4[S] 6 points7 points ago

                As a prophecy, I can too.

                [–]LoopofHenle 8 points9 points ago

                As the moon, I can confirm these confirmations.

                [–]isuphysics 1 point2 points ago

                What happens when you guys get in the mood? Does she have to remove it before? I can see that ruining the mood.

                Or do you guys just take a week long break from sex every month?

                [–]NerdyNThick 1 point2 points ago

                We call that week BJ week :) And since it doesn't leak, I can go down on her all I want without worry (though she doesn't like it as much during her period).

                The removal of the cup is no different than having to remove a tampon before sex. Pads of course would come off with the panties (though she rarely if ever wears them :D), but anything else (in my limited period product knowledge) would need to be removed just like the cup.

                Price is the biggest benefit.. a quick google search came up with $30-$50 per cup, her last cup lasted about 3 years. Super quick math reveals that tampons (36 count for about $8) and using a box per cycle the comparison would be (approximately):

                $40 for the cup (every 3 years) = $1.11 per cycle ($40 for 3 years) $8 for tampons (every month for 3 years) = $8 per cycle ($288 for 3 years)

                Cleaning it (from what I'm told) is as simple as soap and water after emptying it, and a quick boil in water to sanitize it between cycles.

                From a function standpoint, a comfort standpoint (she doesn't even know it's in), and a price standpoint, switching to a cup is just logical. Let's not even get into the topic of environmental friendlyness. Just how much trash is generated using pads or tampons... 100% of the product is thrown away (or flushed) after use. The box the cup comes in gets recycled, and the cup lasts years (and can be recycled as well IIRC).

                *edited for spelling

                [–]unilixaouk 18 points19 points ago

                Wow funny to see this cropping up in Reddit. I am the director of Whiz UK, the maker of the Whiz freedom which is distributed worldwide. Piratestronghold we would be very happy to support the troops in any way we can and as such I have created the code "USA2012" which can be used in our website "http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/product_shop.aspx " for a 50% discount.

                Hope it helps in your trials.

                Regards

                A.Marinho

                [–]piratestronghold 5 points6 points ago

                Wow! Glad to see your support, even if it is in the downstairs, haha. I will be sure to let all of my fellow female soldiers know of your terrific offer!

                [–]LeAnnderthal 0 points1 point ago

                Can I join the service, get my discounted Whiz...product...and then leave? I'll tell them I lost my shit once I got my She-Wee...

                [–]StatesSimpleSummary 1 point2 points ago

                Wow, this is great! I'm not a member of the armed forces, but I'm an enthusiastic day hiker and music festival attendee. Someone up above (link) posted about the reviews your product received. That comment, combined with your timely offer of a discount, convinced me to buy two.

                This is how marketing should be - friendly, timely, and done by someone who cares. Thanks, and I hope you have some good sales today!

                [–]Zinfandel 9 points10 points ago

                Exactly. I wish this was around when I was in the army.

                [–]fail_girl 12 points13 points ago

                I don't see anything wrong with diva cups. I have a friend who has some kind of oversensitivity to standard feminine hygiene products, and she says that it's also very convenient for long trips and the like.

                To each their own, I suppose.

                [–]kitkatkatydid 8 points9 points ago

                they last up to 12 hours for most women, so for trips, very convenient.

                [–]abbymalby 2 points3 points ago

                These are easier to empty and disposable (daily or weekly)

                [–]lzsmith 1 point2 points ago

                and easier to insert/remove, imo.

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                  [–]mefm247 2 points3 points ago

                  You should consider the Whiz instead, same price but FDA approved. It got the best marks from Adventure Travel and it's both anti-bacterial and hydrophobic (shake to clean they claim).

                  http://www.adventuretravelmagazine.co.uk/index.php/gear/298-dont-worry-pee-happy-womens-weeing-devices-on-test

                  You can buy it from here: http://www.whizproducts.co.uk

                  [–]workingfisch 6 points7 points ago

                  According to my sister recently deployed in the Army, a similar product is standard issue. We had a discussion about it a week ago.

                  [–]evover 13 points14 points ago

                  Fuck you. There's nothing wrong with not wasting shit tons of resources bleeding all over hundreds of dollars worth of cotton and chemicals.

                  [–]Consequentialist 3 points4 points ago

                  I've considered getting one of those just for convenience.

                  [–]roshielle 1 point2 points ago

                  I just cant imagine myself doing the clean up part. Just ew.

                  [–]g1bb0n 3 points4 points ago

                  TY for the link. Just bought one of these for the wife.

                  [–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 0 points1 point ago

                  my biggest hangup with it is when you are done using it, you have a plastic funnel with piss all over it. You're supposed to just put it in your pocket and move along?

                  [–]mtled 1 point2 points ago

                  Piss? Where do you think these things go?

                  Eta haha sorry...I was still thinking about diva cups! Don't mind me...

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                    [–]bmoreoriginal 0 points1 point ago

                    You are the only female I can think of that has a legitimate excuse to use one of these things. And BTW, I don't think this will make pee breaks less awkward, just more convenient.

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                      [–]reluctant-upvote 38 points39 points ago

                      Beats this

                      [–]deffsight 21 points22 points ago

                      That's debatable...

                      [–]chain_chomp 2 points3 points ago

                      Indeed.

                      [–]Ruddiver 27 points28 points ago

                      apparently I have a new fetish.

                      [–]TheFlyLife 1 point2 points ago

                      I've never understood why I liked it..

                      [–]TheFlyLife 1 point2 points ago

                      I've never understood why I liked it..

                      [–]bobdisgea 1 point2 points ago

                      Not new for me.

                      [–]bro_b1_kenobi 57 points58 points ago

                      This is the end. This is how we all die.

                      [–]nebakanezerr 21 points22 points ago

                      Now I can finally pee in a urinal properly.

                      [–]godneedsbooze 12 points13 points ago

                      god damnit you will NOT take that from us!

                      [–]Thoraxe 5 points6 points ago

                      Finally the standing pee solution the ladies have been hankerin' for....

                      [–]sylver_dragon 24 points25 points ago

                      Needs to be bio-degradable. Because, what's gonna happen to it when they are done peeing?

                      [–]coffeemug20 53 points54 points ago

                      Ehew. Didn't think of that.
                      "Honey, will you grab my outdoor pee funnel out of the dishwasher?" Who will be the first woman to get a Urinating in Public charge. She could be the Amelia Earhart of wizz.

                      [–]pandalin 48 points49 points ago

                      Spoken like someone who's never seen a girl drunkenly pee-squat in a gutter.

                      [–]Phargo 35 points36 points ago

                      You honestly don't think that's already happened...

                      [–]nxtlvljumz 1 point2 points ago

                      Did... did you do that because today's her birthday? Anyway that'd be an unfortunate way to go "disappeared into thin air after being apprehended and charged with public urination".

                      [–]jugelington 11 points12 points ago

                      You wash it?

                      [–]colonel_mortimer 19 points20 points ago

                      Yeah, but you're still carrying around a piss-soaked funnel until you can do that.

                      [–]lajksdgbiu 15 points16 points ago

                      Maybe it's coated in some hydrophobic material?

                      [–]stellareddit 67 points68 points ago

                      Let's leave the gays out of this.

                      [–]jugelington 0 points1 point ago

                      If I remember correctly, they come with a little plastic case that you keep it in, so the piss doesn't get everywhere.

                      [–]sylver_dragon 7 points8 points ago

                      I imagine that this would be used in those situations where a normal rest-room facility isn't close at hand. So, you stop on the side of the road, the lady jumps out, whips out her "Shewee" and goes about writing her name in the dirt, now what? Shake and zip up just doesn't seem as good of an option as it is for guys.

                      [–]pinkhead 12 points13 points ago

                      Baby wipes.

                      [–]OriginalStomper 2 points3 points ago

                      or Clorox wipes

                      [–]puppydecapitator 6 points7 points ago

                      The "p-mate" is made of recyclable and disposable cardboard...

                      US: http://www.dontsquat.com/ NL: http://www.p-mate.nl/

                      [–]SorenTrigg 1 point2 points ago

                      They aren't a disposable thing usually. At least the one I have experience with. They are just a rubberized thing that you fold back up and put into its small zip up tube carrying case. So you can reuse it later.

                      [–]TheGreatKhan22 2 points3 points ago

                      There are different ones that are made of cardboard and disposable. This one is just gross.

                      [–]kezza596 5 points6 points ago

                      You say that it's gross, but what if you need a really long pee break? That cardboard stuff ain't gonna hold out for too long...

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                        [–]gotshot567 17 points18 points ago

                        I'd prefer the Shenis

                        [–]BIGGESTnameEVER 1 point2 points ago

                        After looking at this, I thought that I should clear my history to make sure nobody gets confused as to why I was looking at a Shenis.

                        [–]LeAnnderthal 1 point2 points ago

                        It's a bit more...recognizable...if it falls out of your purse, however...

                        [–]AATroop 1 point2 points ago

                        Works as a dildo too.

                        Edit: You can use it both ways.

                        HEYOO

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                          [–]Spr09 4 points5 points ago

                          I'd like to see you try and dot the i!

                          [–]sean_of_the_dead 5 points6 points ago

                          But will it blend?

                          [–]foelopiantube 1 point2 points ago

                          The invention women deserve!

                          [–]Tauna 1 point2 points ago

                          But not the one it needs right now

                          [–]etari 3 points4 points ago

                          I don't know why I thought of this.

                          [–]fail_girl 10 points11 points ago

                          I went camping with my friends who were all guys, and I would've killed to be able to just drop trou and piss wherever I'd like. This is really the only case of penis envy I've ever had.

                          [–]DRAC2GUNZ 3 points4 points ago

                          I doubt they would have cared if you did.

                          [–]stillofthesilence 2 points3 points ago

                          That thing still looks like it would be really hard to get a good seal and you'd still end up dripping all over yourself. Not to mention, what about wiping?

                          [–]Gusta457 3 points4 points ago

                          I had an idea like this when I was 10

                          [–]ZombiesBeStylinOnMeh 5 points6 points ago

                          reminds me of this

                          [–]pacoliketaco 3 points4 points ago

                          ...why. Isnt peeing into your golf club more embarrassing than pissing in a bush?

                          [–]coolcool23 1 point2 points ago

                          Didn't you listen? It comes with a towel so you can pretend that you are just awkwardly setting up for a swing that you'll never take.

                          [–]deathrabbit 2 points3 points ago

                          Haha and then put the piss-covered funnel back in your purse!

                          [–]LeAnnderthal 0 points1 point ago

                          They come with plastic bags to keep them in, thank god.

                          [–]SaShayLaLu 1 point2 points ago

                          am I the only female who can pee standing up with little problems? It's all about how you tilt your pubic and where you apply pressure with your hand.

                          [–]bexynolan 1 point2 points ago

                          Oh man... I had to use one of those when I went camping... it was weird.

                          [–]Lootam 1 point2 points ago

                          I'm quite curious, did it work well? And was it more efficient than, say, squatting?

                          [–]xirho67 1 point2 points ago

                          saw it on top gear

                          [–]stayinbed 1 point2 points ago

                          How many times do you have to shake that thing?

                          [–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 1 point2 points ago

                          ~(ಠ_ಠ)~

                          [–]Rachelree 1 point2 points ago

                          Love your name!

                          [–]aboeve 1 point2 points ago

                          I always wondered why there are zippers on girls pants.

                          [–]digital_darkness 1 point2 points ago

                          This is fucking nasty...

                          [–]ScanExam 1 point2 points ago

                          Shenis

                          [–]nonsensicalusername 1 point2 points ago

                          I'm relatively certain i lack the coordination to not cover myself in my own piss.

                          [–]Lovinglivinglife 1 point2 points ago

                          I'd hate to be the one person who had to explain themselves if someone saw them like, "oh sorry, I just had to use this plastic funnel to pee real quick, my knees are so tired."

                          [–]redditphantom 3 points4 points ago

                          http://www.shewee.com/

                          Apparently it comes with a resealable bag. There goes the line in the mens room.

                          [–]ScotteeMC 3 points4 points ago

                          Whoa, there's an Extreme version...for giant vaginas?

                          [–]DaughterofCheyk 1 point2 points ago

                          I find your lack of knowledge about anatomy disturbing. Vaginas are in no way involved in the urination process.

                          The Extreme is apparently longer, "for easier aim or when wearing bulkier clothing".

                          [–]mindtapped 1 point2 points ago

                          I had this idea years ago and never capitalized on it. I called it the "She-nis".

                          [–]Narfff 1 point2 points ago

                          Sorry, buddy: http://www.shenis.com/Shenis/ABOUT.html

                          [–]supersoniiic 3 points4 points ago

                          My boyfriend bought me one of these for when we went camping.

                          Also, I just used it yesterday to pee into the toilet with the seat down without getting any pee on anything. Better than most guys.

                          [–]merco 13 points14 points ago

                          but the tip of the funnel doesn't randomly get stuck closed in the middle causing an erratic stream.

                          [–]sociallyawkwarddildo 1 point2 points ago

                          In your vagina apparently?

                          [–]Tatpixie13 1 point2 points ago

                          I think I want one! Thankyou op

                          [–]EAL119 1 point2 points ago

                          I think Arya Stark might have found this useful.

                          [–]nuclearswim 1 point2 points ago

                          These things fucking rock. Disgusting porta-potty? SheWee to the rescue! Out fishing and no good spot to squat? SheWee saves the day! -Yes, this is personal experience.

                          [–]Phori 1 point2 points ago

                          I never have to stop during road-trips again!

                          [–]nommytorton 3 points4 points ago

                          Damnit! How is the patriarchy going to oppress women if they can do everything we can?

                          [–]mistersou 2 points3 points ago

                          My reaction

                          [–]classy_stegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

                          Seconded

                          [–]Jukepot 1 point2 points ago

                          Why? Wouldn't you want convenience like that if you were a woman?

                          [–]Mochimoogle 0 points1 point ago

                          Brace yourselves for snow autograph season

                          [–]ProfessorCaptain 0 points1 point ago

                          Problem with this: how many ladies will put the shewee back in their purse for next time?

                          EDIT: Solution: INTRODUCING THE SHEWEE PERSONALIZED CARRYING CASE!!

                          [–]geert 0 points1 point ago

                          Upvoted because of the name. :)

                          [–]chain_chomp 0 points1 point ago

                          Now someone invent something that will let me take a shit standing up.

                          [–]DCstroller 0 points1 point ago

                          Saw this was like "meh". Saw the title, immediately bust out laughing.

                          [–]Zialza 0 points1 point ago

                          I WAS going to say something about Japan...

                          [–]retrobuddha 0 points1 point ago

                          now In larger size for those unexpected poops

                          [–]Lightstitch 0 points1 point ago

                          Saw this in a CVS

                          [–]LyssaPearl 0 points1 point ago

                          Whatever, the Shenis is loads better. 12" long and GOLD. I think you can get black too.

                          [–]immaturewalrus 0 points1 point ago

                          This better catch on.

                          [–]dreadredheadzedsdead 0 points1 point ago

                          How the fuck is she doing that through athletic shorts? Those things don't have a fly...

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                          This is new to you guys? I've seen this on festivals 6 years ago, it was called a "plastuit" (pee funnel).

                          [–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

                          We have now truly reached gender equality.

                          [–]DaKuteCate 0 points1 point ago

                          Shut up and take my money!

                          [–]jeffha3 0 points1 point ago

                          You could piss in a guy's ass with this.

                          [–]SgtSausage 0 points1 point ago

                          Chicks - you can do this without the plastic funnel.

                          [–]strawberrybetty 0 points1 point ago

                          What is gross about this is who would carry this around after it was used?? where do you put it? carry it around in your back pack after each use? As hilarious as this is, especially the name, I'll stick to popping a squat.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                          awesome.

                          [–]Grilled_Cheesy 0 points1 point ago

                          ಠ_ಠ

                          [–]hippiechan 0 points1 point ago

                          Women are more than capable of peeing whilst standing. It's pretty common for women to pee upright in Ghana. Check out this article on peeing and how we've identified upright peeing with masculinity and men.

                          [–]cfujimori 0 points1 point ago

                          I worry about it leaking out the wrong end

                          [–]jamesmhall 0 points1 point ago

                          I hope they are biodegradable.

                          [–]KlooKloo 0 points1 point ago

                          We're about to witness the Girl Piss Funnel war.

                          [–]daf08 0 points1 point ago

                          those are some old adidas predators you've got on

                          [–]ccs4420 0 points1 point ago

                          But........... all those years.... dealing with having to sit on my balls......I thought standing while peeing was my reward.... now there's nothing.

                          [–]richred 0 points1 point ago

                          They don't work. Friends took them to Glastonbury, and ended up leaking on themselves. It was pretty gross and they didn't want to talk about it the rest of the trip lol....rookies

                          [–]soraiku 0 points1 point ago

                          I've used one of those! It's strange and empowering all at once.

                          [–]astronautcock 0 points1 point ago

                          I would use the fuck out of this.

                          [–]DorkothyParker 0 points1 point ago

                          I have a different brand of this. I loved it when I went camping because I was able to go pee with my husband. We crossed streams.

                          [–]DiscoSarah 0 points1 point ago

                          All I can think about is how that thing is gonna be all pee drenched when I'm done. No thanks, I'll pop a squat and just remember; butt goes down hill and be sure you get your pants out of the way.

                          [–]iowno 0 points1 point ago

                          I need to see this in action

                          [–]Fried_Beavis 0 points1 point ago

                          My God is where I left em', but is now wondering why it is that women would want their own urine all over their junk just to not have to squat.

                          [–]jreives04 0 points1 point ago

                          Women cant let us men having peeing while standing up can they

                          [–]geurkms 0 points1 point ago

                          THEY STOLE MY IDEA. I suggested this no less than three years ago to my girlfriend at the time, and she said it was a horrible idea. And now this? If this becomes the next big thing, I'm going to leave society and become a monk.

                          [–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

                          And I thought I was afraid to have to ever look through a purse before...

                          [–]HollrHollrGetCholera 0 points1 point ago

                          I see 0 possible ways this could be useful.

                          [–]GLG2012 0 points1 point ago

                          I dont know what I would do if a girl pulled one of those put of her purse.

                          [–]Vivipwns26 0 points1 point ago

                          To be honest this would be a hell of a lot easier while being stuck on location with no accessible bathrooms

                          [–]ElGatoTheManCat 0 points1 point ago

                          Now women 'round the world can have their periods any time ANY WHERE!!!

                          [–]larson92 0 points1 point ago

                          I learned about this via Top Gear.

                          [–]bakedNdelicious 0 points1 point ago

                          There is an amazing advert for these which appears in my Girl Guiding UK magazine (I am a Guide leader) which depicts a woman running down a hill with her head thrown back in glee...... this caused a good laugh around the campfire one evening at camp!!!

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