this post was submitted on
924 points (54% like it)
6,089 up votes 5,165 down votes
shortlink:

AdviceAnimals

subscribe1,371,446 readers

2,196 users here now

Do you love hockey? Y U NO subscribe to r/NHLMemes?

Welcome to r/AdviceAnimals

Sound advice from animals anything!

Rules

  • We're here to have a laugh, don't get too serious.

  • Follow the general Advice Animal format. Two line setup or a pinwheel background

  • No reposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it.

  • No verticals or staredad comics. At all.

  • No posting memes you saw in real life.

  • Don't make memes about your friends in real life. Ever.

  • Shortened links (tinyurl, bit.ly, etc.) are not trusted by the spamfilter and will be automatically removed. Please refrain from using them.

Making Memes

Visit:

or use

  1. Please keep the 'advice' relevant to the character. If you're not sure, go to knowyourmeme.com.

  2. If you'd like to use AdviceAnimals in your comments, here's how.

Messaging the mods

  1. We are always happy to help. Please attach a link to the comments of your submission and a description of the question/problem you are having.

  2. If you can't see your submission in the new queue and think it has been filtered as spam, please double check that your new queue is ranked by new and not rising.

  3. If you still think it is in the spam filter, don’t delete your submission, message the mods instead. Deleting it will make the spam filter more likely to filter you next time you post.

  4. click here to message the moderators

  5. click here to request a new flair to be made

You might also enjoy:

Our Family

and Friends

Good Guy Gregs check the new queue

created by mesutima community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

923
924

How I feel after reaching 2k Link Karmaforced meme (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by SmokehTheBear

all 140 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]sharts_mcgee 28 points29 points ago

Nooneeverpaysmeinupvotes.jpg

[–]copyandpasta 8 points9 points ago

Best I can do is negative downvotes

[–]myhandsarebananas 26 points27 points ago

What I wouldn't give for a kitten that doesn't grow up to be a cat...

[–]CoupleK 4 points5 points ago

My cousin's farm cat had a litter of kittens, and at some point his car had leaked a puddle of antifreeze on the ground and all the kittens drank from it. Many of them promptly died, and nearly all the rest died within a couple weeks. One however, survived for about a couple years after that day, but simply never grew up. It was a perma-kitten!

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]CoupleK 4 points5 points ago

Well it survived for a couple years and then died. Perhaps I should have been more clear. Sorry it doesn't have a happy ending :(

[–]Alexianesteban 8 points9 points ago

Dwarf cats bro. Look it up. They stay close to the size of a kitten!

[–]kojak488 16 points17 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's their change of attitude, not size, that's the problem.

[–]frorge 7 points8 points ago

...

[–]gasaluki 16 points17 points ago

I actually felt ashamed. I did it with one turd

[–]MyJustMeHere 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit dude, how many Courics is that?!

(Edit: No pun intended)

[–]seanbear 1 point2 points ago

I see you say edit. But where is your edit asterisk?

[–]MyJustMeHere 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it dude? Was I meant to put an asterisk? It was like a ninja-edit anyways T-T

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

Ninja edit

Edit

Edit

Edit

Fuck you

Edit again

Make it rain on this bitch

Edit

[–]oOkeuleOo 68 points69 points ago

how i felt after getting 2k link karma... i still need 44 :/

[–]MrMagPi 21 points22 points ago

I'm sooooo close :D

Upvotes for everyone!

[–]jstone0402 6 points7 points ago

Heck I've posted 3 links and only have 7 link karma :(

[–]theobanger 12 points13 points ago

I'll upvote to be nice.

I got 2000 in my first day though. (I have a kitten and a photo of a quokka)

[–]Winn_Ware 5 points6 points ago

2000?

....we can't be friends anymore >_>

[–]mylivingeulogy 12 points13 points ago

Karma train anyone??

choo choo

[–]TILonReddit 5 points6 points ago

Wish I had as much karma -_-

[–]mylivingeulogy 2 points3 points ago

Well jump on the train little man, I'll show you all the sites!

[–]SausageMcNasty 11 points12 points ago

Wonderfully enough, I still need 33.

AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY

[–]science87 11 points12 points ago

[–]oOkeuleOo [+38] 6 points 51 minutes ago (8|2)

[–]seanbear 2 points3 points ago

+38

Looks like oOkeuleOo has a stalker.

[–]Contradictions 7 points8 points ago

I would also like to get on board with this karma love :)

[–]thoughtplains -1 points0 points ago

Hey. Gimme gimme

[–]SmokehTheBear[S] 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/8UzOP.png 38 but close!

[–]1k2ka 15 points16 points ago

This won't give him any karma. Mass downvoting or upvoting someone's profile is ignored.

[–]MrMagPi 2 points3 points ago

It's the thought that counts :)

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

Exactly--if you really want to help someone out, open the comments section of each post in a new tab and upvote there!

[–]Kelvination 4 points5 points ago

How I felt when I reached 2 Link Karma....

[–]RYANightmare 6 points7 points ago

Today is my birthday and I'm very uncreative. Fun Fact: I share a birthday with Chip Skylark. Its in the episode where Vicky kidnaps him. May I feel your feel please.

[–]clockworkdiamond 7 points8 points ago

Upvote for using cliche kitten!!

[–]Bencool 7 points8 points ago

The karma checklist

[x] 10,000 link karma

[x] 1,000 link karma post

[x] 2,000 link karma in one day

[x] 7,500 comment karma

[x] 1,000 comment karma comment

[x] 2,000 comment karma from one thread

[x] Reach the front page of r/all

[ ] Be the top comment on r/askreddit.

[–]you_rock_rock 3 points4 points ago

I've heard at 10 billion karma there's a 50/50 chance you plummet straight into the 7th circle of hell. Karma really is a bitch.

[–]nubzore 5 points6 points ago

I'm the opposite, 1800 comment karma, 7 link.

[–]Alexbo8138 1 point2 points ago

That's fine kiddo

[–]nubzore 1 point2 points ago

I think comment karma is better anyways.

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

Agreed! Commenting is better than posting.

[–]nubzore 0 points1 point ago

Fur sure.

[–]cookiemonstrehab 5 points6 points ago

2k? I have like 100 and I felt awesome :(

[–]dunomaybe 4 points5 points ago

Now that's a meme I've not seen in a long time. A long time...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I prefer the one with Domo-Kun.

[–]SCUBA-Steve-o 2 points3 points ago

This is the one I remember from middle school. I thought, sweet! I hate cats!

[–]SeriousThoughts 5 points6 points ago

YOU FOOLS DONT GIVE HIM MORE!

[–]tragic-waste-of-skin 6 points7 points ago

I've had 2 of my links hit the front page. Everything else gets buried before it makes it off the starting block. The miss hit ratio is TOO DAMN HIGH.

[–]ItsOnlyKetchup 3 points4 points ago

I have 24...same thing

[–]poplockncropit 4 points5 points ago

No one pays me in up-votes. :/

[–]DCarlzzz 5 points6 points ago

I only have one link karma...

[–]Cerealkillr95 4 points5 points ago

I used to have that picture (minus the text) as the wallpaper on my phone. I'm a guy.

[–]Anangrychip 6 points7 points ago

1700 karma.....

Asshole

[–]spm201 6 points7 points ago

Yesterday I woke up to 1500 comment karma on one comment. I felt special for about 2 seconds.

[–]schlap 5 points6 points ago

I have one...my life is a lie.

[–]BrakeChrutz 5 points6 points ago

Now make another one after you get to 3k. And then repeat. It will be a never ending cycle of that sweet karma.

[–]sprite50 4 points5 points ago

How I usually feel after posting a link to reddit..

(The briefcase guy)

[–]Soulmemories 8 points9 points ago

2k Link karma exclusively by posting to /r/trees? Groovy.

[–]Joaf 7 points8 points ago

That's like the easiest mode of Reddit

[–]mkicon 1 point2 points ago

You can easily get it with 2 pictures of females holding plant material.

[–]you_rock_rock 1 point2 points ago

*Grovey * FTFY

[–]Hello_HI_Hey 2 points3 points ago

I think I give 5 up votes for every down vote.. I'm too generous

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Aww it's the "God kills a kitten every time you masturbate" kitteh! I miss her.

[–]heinouspissbitch 4 points5 points ago

Congratulations, you officially have no life.

[–]CriticalFluid 1 point2 points ago

Keep it up and we'll have upvote inflation on our hands.

[–]writesinlowercase 3 points4 points ago

everytime i see this picture i can only think of the demotivational poster from forever ago:

every time you masturbate

god kills a kitten

edit: oh yah also congrats

[–]simenk 5 points6 points ago

The sad thing is that concidering the age of this picture; this kitten/cat is probably dead by now :/

[–]virnovus 7 points8 points ago

How I felt after reaching 2000 link karma:

What am I supposed to do now?

[–]ballerstatus89 11 points12 points ago

At my pace, I'll get there in 8 years

[–]MrMagPi 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted all of your links. You'll get there soon my friend.

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 7 points8 points ago

Upvoting links From the users page doesn't give them any karma.

[–]MrMagPi 2 points3 points ago

So the mass downvoting to TrappedInReddit was in vain? Oh the humanity!

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure it's the same with comments.

[–]MrMagPi 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Aqnha.gif

[–]frorge 4 points5 points ago

better than the 54 I'll need.

[–]SmokehTheBear[S] 10 points11 points ago

Upvote all your links!

[–]jeremyrs 1 point2 points ago

I did

[–]Another_Desk_Jockey 6 points7 points ago

How I felt after reaching 2000 link karma:

I'll let you know.

[–]virnovus 4 points5 points ago

How I felt after reaching 9000 link karma:

My karma is... OVER 9000!!!

[–]jeremyrs 2 points3 points ago

Get 3,000

[–]bigmeetchlarryhoover 5 points6 points ago

Don't spend it all in one place....oh, wait

[–]kleptooo 9 points10 points ago

why do people care about how much karma they get?

[–]kinggira5 2 points3 points ago

http://whitsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/okay-meme-face.jpg

how i feel after not getting any karma ever

[–]Laughingstok 2 points3 points ago

Pssh.. amateur.

[–]IStoleTheMoon 2 points3 points ago

The feeling of being the 1000th liker... Priceless =D

[–]imnotahick 2 points3 points ago

link karma is for scrubs

[–]dreder 2 points3 points ago

reddit is confusing

[–]Thefinalwerd 2 points3 points ago

I'm 17 away from having my 1k cherry popped.

Edit: Thanks for that quick 3 way, but still need 10 more of you.

[–]NadStomper 2 points3 points ago

Repost tommorrow for 3k.

[–]Mahatma_Ghandicap 4 points5 points ago

Fuck your fucking feels right in the fucking face!!!

[–]frorge 5 points6 points ago

yes

[–]flaystus 4 points5 points ago

I got most of my karma from my first post. I've been stuck in a 100 away from 2000 since I joined.

[–]deadymcstevejobs 4 points5 points ago

As did I. I can't seem to get any outside of /r/minecraft

[–]frorge 5 points6 points ago

this comment is ironic.

[–]Atumus 7 points8 points ago

Grats now that you have filled this achievement of a life time only thing left to do is kill yourself.

[–]Tak291 7 points8 points ago

Downvote.

[–]Norass411 4 points5 points ago

must be nice

[–]dan2737 3 points4 points ago

You can do better than funnyjunk.

[–]Norass411 1 point2 points ago

Damn, didn't source check. Just google searched and was too lazy for imgur rehost. Dat failure :/

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 2 points3 points ago

How are you hitting 2k Link Karma before 2k Comment Karma?

baffles

[–]biggityboss 1 point2 points ago

Free Karma for all, yaaaaaaay!

[–]maxupp 1 point2 points ago

I dont get it... 2000 didnt even take a month. Havent done anything after, though.

[–]Gratlofatic 1 point2 points ago

Hehe, way past there

[–]Anadyne 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]Robertej92 1 point2 points ago

I'm only 1900 off after 1 year. Achievable

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

I felt the same way when I hit 10k comment Karma.

[–]TheEcstatic 1 point2 points ago

I need 1998!

[–]TheEcstatic 0 points1 point ago

make that 1993...i'm on my way muthafuckas!

[–]K_Swag 1 point2 points ago

I don't feel obligated to upvote things with kitties, I'm just INCAPABLE of not upvoting kitties (=ェ=)

[–]John_Trollston 1 point2 points ago

How does it feel to have 3000 now?

[–]rj2896 1 point2 points ago

I'm currently working on hitting 30 :(

[–]JAMIEInc 1 point2 points ago

I got 1451 karma for a bag of dildos I found outside McDonald's... Reddit is dirty.

[–]TheLemonTree 1 point2 points ago

Why do people like karma? What do they do with it? Serious question, it's not like we can buy TF2 hats with it

[–]Killsitty 1 point2 points ago

How does 3000 feel?!

[–]jenjen3252 1 point2 points ago

Imagine being the person who upvotes this from 1999 to 2000.. (it's at 1094 now)

[–]M129k 3 points4 points ago

I reached over 5k on my old account. I still don't know what I should do.

[–]werty1432k 2 points3 points ago

10k felt pretty good!

[–]Jizzle11 2 points3 points ago

my reaction

[–]Kwyjiboy 3 points4 points ago

Well, yesterday I needed 1980 more link karma. Today I only need 485 more. At this rate I'll reach 10,000 by next week.

[–]JBOSS_08 4 points5 points ago

Yes please

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I don't get the whole Karma obsession, if you really just want the number its not hard to get. Just have tits and you're flooded in it. Pretending to have tits will also work in a pinch though.

[–]superhappytrail 0 points1 point ago

No kidding. You stopped 200 points shy of 50k.

[–]Duraace 2 points3 points ago

So these points make you feel something? That's really weird. Like you are getting an endorphin rush from these numbers next to your post.

[–]wowanothercat 0 points1 point ago

wow another cat

[–]Beanbaker 4 points5 points ago

Does everyone really think that you can just put captions on a picture and it's an advice animal? This is what is ruining this subreddit.

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

It's an old meme.

Ninja edit: It's whiny bitches like you that ruin this Subreddit.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 1 point2 points ago

Link Karma is overrated, good job, you're getting internet points for something you most likely had nothing to do with. Comment karma, now that's where it's at. (Except all the puns, stupid jokes, more puns, and more puns)

If karma was currency, Comment Karma would be glorious Pounds, Link Karma would be fucking Yen, there I said it.

[–]dexter277 1 point2 points ago

....annnnnndddddddddddddd now you have 3k.

http://i.imgur.com/TKujg.gif

[–]A_Slow_Descent 1 point2 points ago

tfw that was over 16k ago

[–]assblo0d 0 points1 point ago

i need 664 :(

[–]towo 0 points1 point ago

I just read "2k link karma llama" and was wondering if I maybe missed some special award for a popular post.

[–]PeteTNT 0 points1 point ago

I got 2400 link karma, AMAA

[–]mbgluck 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck do submissions like this get any more than 50 upvotes, let alone front page?

[–]deem40 0 points1 point ago

How I felt after reaching 2000 link karma.

[–]firmakind 0 points1 point ago

Select the first comment of your post. Press a on your keyboard. Then j. Then repeat.

[–]SmokehTheBear[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote all the comments!

[–]dangerousD85 3 points4 points ago

Done.

[–]tumbleweed42 4 points5 points ago

I just noticed that Snoo's cape is bacon. Oh my.

[–]SmokehTheBear[S] 2 points3 points ago

That gif is SO awesome, first time I saw that, not even being sarcastic or anything, totally legit

[–]Not_Jack_Nicholson 1 point2 points ago

2000 lol I went from like 1,300 to 2,600 with one post so I never had the milestone moment. I'll get back to you when I hit 5000.

[–]SmokehTheBear[S] -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit 1000+ karma in 4 hours...I..I don't even know what to say, am I finally one of you guys?

[–]WarYoshi 1 point2 points ago

One of us them! One of us them!

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 23656 on app-05 running 2c0449c.