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[–]harmonicoasis 29 points30 points ago

My god, can you imagine what it would be like if Chipotle were that spicy?!?

[–]rth182[S] 15 points16 points ago

You mean this doesn't happen all the time..?

[–]hansoulow 25 points26 points ago

Well, that was quite the click.

[–]PsychoN1tro 14 points15 points ago

It took some courage, but ultimately I was relieved.

[–]Xpress_interest 1 point2 points ago

It takes courage and a shower, but afterwards, definite relief.

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[–]kmoz 9 points10 points ago

better get him some chipotlaway

[–]Cr3stfallen 0 points1 point ago

You mean, after the first time you found blood in your underwear you weren't alarmed at all?

[–]Bondsy 11 points12 points ago

What the hell are you eating at Chipotle?

[–]Literal_LOL 1 point2 points ago

This is brilliant, bravo sir.

[–]LOLinternetLOL 3 points4 points ago

Chipotle is so fucking bland and boring. The above picture is what your shit looks like if you go to Tijuana Flats.

[–]Obj_solid 3 points4 points ago

Looks like I'll be having mexican for lunch.

[–]LOLinternetLOL 2 points3 points ago

If you live by one, you are so damn lucky. I used to, but moved from Florida to Texas. They have a giant bar of hot sauces, all of them delicious....and their burritos can be up to the size of your forearm.

[–]rth182[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes the great things of Texas! Especially West Texas.