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[–]teuast 25 points26 points ago

What if I like bacon and worship the devil?

[–]SimonRivero 6 points7 points ago

[–]anairabuscus 1 point2 points ago

Then you have become an impossibility, trapped halfway between commenting, sharing, exct. and ignoring the post entirely.

[–]khelemvor 0 points1 point ago

What if you ignore it and never find out that you worship the devil?

[–]josh72811 8 points9 points ago

That post would cause quite the moral dilemma for a Jew.

[–]Whelks -1 points0 points ago

Jews don't believe in the devil.

[–]loosegravel 2 points3 points ago

[–]josh72811 0 points1 point ago

Huh, did not know that.

[–]BaconChapstick 26 points27 points ago

This picture needs a 9gag watermark under the memebase one, comic sans instead of normal black text, some rage faces, and a little bit of le and it will be like the rest of /r/funny.

[–]Chubbstock 2 points3 points ago

At least they misquoted "Boy" into "well" again for us. I didn't even see the watermark and knew it didn't come from here.

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

and your username should be in all caps

[–]sgtpepper_spray -1 points0 points ago

mostly due to the fact that isnt funny

[–]sweedboii 0 points1 point ago

Why is reddit full of such bitter people? :/

[–]frankster 1 point2 points ago

can we cut this shit out, its getting stupid

[–]Leonard_Laney 1 point2 points ago

I have a serious question. Does anything legitimately funny make it to the front page in r/funny?

[–]zalixaz 1 point2 points ago

what if I like bacon AND I worship the devil ??

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

Most misquoted quote I've ever seen.

I bet you didn't even watch the movie.

[–]DarthJacob 0 points1 point ago

Bacon just turned into to an anti-semite.

[–]bastardman 0 points1 point ago

Well, this meme died quickly

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

Like if Nike

Scroll if Apollo.

[–]Phoniexbates 0 points1 point ago

What if you worship cthulhu?

[–]theseekerofbacon 0 points1 point ago

I don't see a problem with this.

[–]monika1927 0 points1 point ago

Boy,

[–]Holtby 0 points1 point ago

As homer would say, mmmmm bacon

[–]CmndrSalamander 0 points1 point ago

But I like bacon AND worship the devil. I'm at a serious crossroads here.

[–]mtn_dewgamefuel 0 points1 point ago

Eat bacon, hail Satan.

[–]Amateur1234 1 point2 points ago

*Boy, that escalated quickly. This shit drives me nuts.

[–]harmonicoasis 0 points1 point ago

So I watched Anchorman today, and when he said this line, I actually cringed.

[–]oWNYo 0 points1 point ago

[–]WakeAndGo 0 points1 point ago

Better than 9gag

[–]ttake 0 points1 point ago

Bacon has always been serious

[–]Iwishthiswasmymain -1 points0 points ago

Clearly a jab at Muslims.

[–]Zialza -1 points0 points ago

Well, bacon is never worth ignoring.

[–]leaffur -1 points0 points ago

Reposting from memebase? You are the scum of the earth.

[–]Con_Fuse_Us -2 points-1 points ago

I once met a Scottsman.

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[–]thesomedude777 -2 points-1 points ago

~~~ this thread ends here. ~~~

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 -1 points0 points ago

Fak ta police

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Apparently I "worship the devil".

[–]Nivardica -1 points0 points ago

this made me giggle.

[–]CaptainTim1982 -1 points0 points ago

There is no devil.....

[–]anairabuscus -1 points0 points ago

Bacon has ALWAYS been serious.

[–]Miss_Bee -1 points0 points ago

I'm torn, because they're all true.

[–]Logan117 -1 points0 points ago

Actually if you had to pick a side that worships the devil, it would likely be those that eat bacon. Pig is banned from consumption by the 5 largest religions in the world. Devout Hinduist and Buddhist don't eat any meat, Judaism and Islam both forbid it, and even many Christians consider it to be against the Bible, which technically it is. There is never any passage in the New Testament that abolished the old food laws. Man, I sure do love bacon. Mmmmm....

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

That's because bacon demands manly resolutions to all problems.

[–]N0oneL1K3Syou -3 points-2 points ago

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