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[–]BluffHawk 2 points3 points ago

I think he just got the same person twice, not sure if that's a double kill

[–]Demonweed 1 point2 points ago

In sixth and seventh grade, there were a couple of guys who tried to bully me. Neither of them was very big, so I'm not sure I can call it proper bullying. Basically, they would sneak up behind me in public places, attempt to kick me (occasionally resulting in an entirely painless boot to the ass) and then flee for their lives when I turned about to deal with the nuisance. Still, I suppose it was a little sad since I was a loner and thus rarely had anyone around to warn me of such an approach.

In 8th grade, one of them transferred to a Catholic school, and the other was too afraid to cause any trouble on his own. However, in high school the one who transferred turned up on a rival soccer team. He also happened to have a decidedly ominous looking set of dental braces. He was a forward, I was playing stopper. Quite possibly the meanest single act I've ever performed went a lot like this video, except that I was on defense and he left the game after a single ball to the face. I don't like hurting people, but even much older and wiser, I think in this case, I would do it again.

[–]mister_ratburn 0 points1 point ago

Why do we fall, Bruce?

[–]poonerang 0 points1 point ago

Boom, headshot.

[–]nathypoo 0 points1 point ago

Double tap?

[–]gamerllama 0 points1 point ago

UAV standing by

[–]iusebackdoors 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh sooo hard! Should have way more up votes

[–]Menca 0 points1 point ago

more like spawn kill

[–]kobeandthelakers 0 points1 point ago

that would be more of a "spawn kill"

[–]NewCentury 0 points1 point ago

not a double kill more like overkill