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[–]maxogden 100 points101 points ago

the video is even better

[–]jakesnake08 13 points14 points ago

that mans laugh is the sound of pure joy

[–]Grubersauce 3 points4 points ago

This pleases the man.

[–]heydabop 10 points11 points ago

His laugh is so happy.

[–]sick_of_memes 18 points19 points ago

Damn it...I just spent 10 minutes looking at owls and ducks on youtube because of that link. Time well spent.

[–]BlurryBlue 23 points24 points ago

[–]crowseldon 3 points4 points ago

From different angles. :P

[–]Rosalee 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious, and it's lovely to see how healthy and prosperous looking those dogs are :)

[–]attractive_commenter 1 point2 points ago

You'd have more then triple your upvotes now if you posted that cat feeding frenzy ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT3hfSJ1bks

[–]TheFluxIsThis 6 points7 points ago

I...what...what is even happening here!?

[–]Ardipithecus 15 points16 points ago

Some monkey populations in Japan have become very over populated in certain areas and have become a tourist attraction of sorts. What's really interesting is that in these large numbers, these monkeys have picked up behavioral habits that resemble our own in heavily populated areas (move fast, little to no eye contact, keeping personal space). I'm too lazy to look for a source.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 9 points10 points ago

That's both interesting and kind of terrifying.

[–]misuchiru03 0 points1 point ago

I mean, think about it, where can the monkeys go? And the Japanese don't eat monkey, so there's not a whole lot of options unless they start.

[–]Kilmir 9 points10 points ago

Spread a rumour that monkey balls are an aphrodisiac. That should cut down the populations in no time.

[–]misuchiru03 1 point2 points ago

well played.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

As long as they aren't talking yet.

[–]machinegunsyphilis 6 points7 points ago

Looks like he's feeding the monkeys! I've watched trucks dump piles of bread for them back in Hong Kong. You want to steer clear of them, though, they're wicked scary up close.

[–]Killer_Killa_Tequila 12 points13 points ago

Just like redditors...

[–]dmagee33 2 points3 points ago

"That one just pissed itself"

Those guys sound fucking awesome.

[–]RNRSaturday 337 points338 points ago

This is also what happens when people realize you are a girl in reddit.

[–]bibiane 122 points123 points ago

No one has given a shit in my experience. I hope people aren't assuming I'm ugly. Do I sound ugly to you?!?

[–]uofmike 595 points596 points ago

No, you sound needy

[–]crazedcanuck 45 points46 points ago

Just wait till you have to listen to her in real life bro.

[–]Backupusername 20 points21 points ago

Three punctuation marks? Look at you, you didn't even need one at the end of your sentence!

You're not needy. You're... aloof. And... carefree. You don't give a damn what other people think about you, do you? Goodgodtakemenowstrangerontheinternet

[–]huzzy 8 points9 points ago

Take me, I'm missing a period as well
Good thing I'm a guy too

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[–]Throwawaychica 14 points15 points ago

It's a trap!!

[–]Great_balls_of_fire 24 points25 points ago

Shhh... She won't realize it's a trap if you don't tell her

[–]bibiane 20 points21 points ago

Thanks you! I have now had the full Reddit experience.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 9 points10 points ago

Oh, you're just beginning. /r/creepypms will be waiting for you shortly.

[–]GraveDigger1337 4 points5 points ago

That wasn't even as close as creepy as I thought it would be

[–]anusdestroyer2 1 point2 points ago

PM me.

[–]cadet999 3 points4 points ago

QUICK SOMEONE FIND THE PICS

[–]sick_of_memes 4 points5 points ago

[–]terriblehuman 2 points3 points ago

welll hellloooo there!

[–]Throwawaychica 10 points11 points ago

Ditto, whenever people find out a girl, they ask me for naked pictures. ಠ_ಠ

Didn't realize Reddit was full of 12 year old boys.

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 16 points17 points ago

I think you are severely underestimating the hormonal period of male adolescence.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 6 points7 points ago

Pretty sure the first thing any 13 year old boy will look up on their first solo google experience is something involving boobs or naked girls.

Source: childhood.

[–]387245 2 points3 points ago

Hell, my 27 yr old boyfriend randomly googled boobs one day as we were sitting on the couch watching Hell's Kitchen. It never ends.

[–]jackzander 5 points6 points ago

As a 20-something boyfriend, I google boobs on the couch and my girlfriend points out her favorites.

It can be an interactive experience.

[–]Wild2098 0 points1 point ago

This makes me :D

[–]Lost_Online 0 points1 point ago

Pff, I've seen it happen earlier, when my brothers were eight they looked up boobs on google.

[–]lingeringthoughts 0 points1 point ago

Hm? Has no one else experienced being a horny girl?

I googled dicks constantly. Still do, sometimes.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun -1 points0 points ago

I can't say that I have experience being a girl, much less a horny one, sooo....umm....yyyeeeeaaahhh....

[–]ayline 1 point2 points ago

[–]bibiane 6 points7 points ago

I like that one :-) so many crazy subreddits. I want to go through and see if someone who's unfortunate looking gets told that they're a lost cause. So far it's average-pretty girls looking for validation of their good looks. I'll keep looking! Edit: I have 0 problems with people wanting compliments. It's how must people are set up.

[–]ayline 10 points11 points ago

Yea, it and /r/AmISexy are just 90% attractive people looking for attention. However, the few times I have seen less than attractive people posting on either of them, they get suggestions on how to improve their look. So it's not all bad.

[–]EXAX 0 points1 point ago

Where the girls are hardly ugly because of the horny men commenting.

[–]randomsnark -1 points0 points ago

a little

[–]daherpdederp 0 points1 point ago

no, but you do sound like a woman, let the games begin!

[–]anusdestroyer2 -1 points0 points ago

I think you're beautiful. :)

[–]MEINCOMP 0 points1 point ago

There once was an ugly redditor, she was so ugly everyone died. The end.

[–]flamingflipflop 0 points1 point ago

Same with me, unless it's directly a sexual comment... I like boys and girls..

[–]DimethyleneBlue 4 points5 points ago

Nah. They just ask for pics and then get all offended when you refuse. Then you ignore them, they assume you're fat and ugly, and life goes on.

[–]shutupjoey 0 points1 point ago

Or any online video game

[–]AfroKona 3 points4 points ago

Or when you pretend to be a girl.

[–]StarTrippy 1 point2 points ago

People just assume I'm a guy, despite my girly username.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 29 points30 points ago

Check out the winner that's managed to hop on the cart.

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 27 points28 points ago

My cabbages!

[–]veggiepirate 32 points33 points ago

This is how I imagine the Steam game giveaway threads look.

Also, "Ook ook?" (Can I get a Skyrim-flavored one?)

[–]SupermanV2 13 points14 points ago

That looks like monkey forest in Ubud.

I laughed at everyone who bought bananas to feed the monkeys. It was like wearing a giant bullseye on your chest.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

If I ever visited there, I would be tempted to buy one of those bananas. I have always wanted to fight a monkey.

[–]johnnygrant 2 points3 points ago

you will fight a 1000

[–]billin 0 points1 point ago

Soo grab a banana and follow the yellow line... You'll know when the test starts.

[–]masterdebater88 1 point2 points ago

It's all fun and games until 20 monkeys start humping your face.

[–]Private_Ballbag 1 point2 points ago

When I was there a monkey reached into my pocket to grab food, they are not afraid of humans at all.

[–]bvanman 5 points6 points ago

"So I guess you're just happy to see me then, huh?"

[–]GotoPapa 0 points1 point ago

This is not monkey forest in Ubud, this is monkey mountain in Beppu, Japan. A mad place well worth the visit if you're ever in the neighbourhood

[–]HikariKyuubi 13 points14 points ago

And people ask me how can I dislike monkeys... they're essentially uninhibited furry humans on speed.... or meth.

Scariest animals on the planet.

[–]zeroes0 5 points6 points ago

Yo, bitch....let's cook!

[–]Roomy 86 points87 points ago

Just imagine a guy with a flamethrower against all those monkeys. What are the chances he'd actually make it out of there alive instead of being buried alive in a mountain of flaming monkeys?

Is that weird to think about?

[–]FoodIsProblematic 4 points5 points ago

My money would be on the monkeys, if they were attacking. Fast buggers.

[–]masterdebater88 0 points1 point ago

I can only imagine that the smell of a pile of flaming monkey fur is enough to choke a man.

[–]old_calico_cat 5 points6 points ago

What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man?! They're animals!

[–]CUN3G0ND3 16 points17 points ago

I like the way you think, sir.

[–]thefran 0 points1 point ago

it's great other people think of this stuff too

[–]Ritius 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure the monkeys would be terrified of the fire and scatter in all directions. You'd only get any of them with the first spray. Have to time it well.

[–]directorguy 0 points1 point ago

How in the world does flaming monkeys help the world at large? Other than the obvious.

[–]SnakeyesX 10 points11 points ago

[–]Jerlko 9 points10 points ago

START THE PLANE!

[–]Fuzzylogic90 9 points10 points ago

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[–]clickity-click 5 points6 points ago

I've been through Detroit early in the morning and I can totally relate.

[–]misappeal 36 points37 points ago

Fun fact, my coworker filmed this video.

[–]shutupjoey 12 points13 points ago

That was fun. Thanks.

[–]Goombatron 15 points16 points ago

get him here now.

[–]doedipus 31 points32 points ago

I FILMED A KARMA TRAIN OF MONKEYS AMA

[–]cadet999 8 points9 points ago

Bullshit, im callin it.

[–]Aldog44 0 points1 point ago

dammit soviet russia...

[–]Gal1ifrey 0 points1 point ago

AMA?

[–]Insignificant_Being 2 points3 points ago

/r/CasualAMA if anything..

[–]BasedClass 2 points3 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]YoIQuit 1 point2 points ago

Fellow friend of Paul?

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 6 points7 points ago

One of mine. Also this one and this one.

[–]davidsjones 4 points5 points ago

They remind me of the Macaques at Mt Emei in Sichuan. There were large troops toward the base of the mountain where lots of tourists went and the tourists would buy peanuts to feed the macaques. These macaques would fight for the food, steal water bottles, and when thy misbehaved "minders" smacked them with long rods. They generally looked sick and miserable.

Now farther up the mountain, I spent the night in a monastery and in the morning was walking around and there were troops of macaques up there too, but instead of fighting for scarce scraps (as entertainment for tourists) they were fed by the monks, (in addition to what they could forage) They were calm, spent time grooming and not fighting and you could walk right up to them without them being at all concerned. You could leave food or water bottles out and they, it seemed, never even thought about stealing the. They looked healthy, no random bald spots like the ones lower down who had so much stress.

The ones at the monastery had it soooo much better.

edit, clarity

[–]DocJawbone 0 points1 point ago

Feeding large troops of monkeys is a baaaaaad idea. Shit can get out of hand real fast and those things are not your friends.

[–]shazaam23 3 points4 points ago

This is how I felt as a christian stumbling into Reddit for the first time

[–]avapoet 0 points1 point ago

Wait: are you the man with the food cart, or the food, or the monkeys in this anology? The Internet must know!

[–]sjbock3 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of the beginning of blackhawk down

[–]digitalinfidel 2 points3 points ago

He should be getting danger pay.

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 1 point2 points ago

These monkey created a better gif on 1 typewriter in minutes

[–]papitosabe 1 point2 points ago

you think thats bad...you should see the Popeye's on thursdays for the $3.99 manager's 8 piece special...

[–]GuanYuber 2 points3 points ago

I actually know where this .gif is from. It's from a monkey park in Saga Prefecture, Japan (I can't think of the name of it right now). It's a mountain that's inhabited by a ton of these Japanese Macaques, and every time a "keeper" gets food out, every single monkey from that side of the mountain will immediately swarm around the keeper as he throws the food around for them, which means you get 400-500 monkeys within a space of about 80 feet.

[–]8_4_Schu 1 point2 points ago

Happens every time the KFC catering van drives through the 'hood.

[–]Waltz_Tides 2 points3 points ago

This fills me with an intense fear of monkeys!

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[–]inkrat 0 points1 point ago

Were you at least able to get yours this month?

[–]TheGreatCornHolyOh 0 points1 point ago

No churro for you!

[–]SpankyGnarkill -1 points0 points ago

LET THE FEEDING FRENZY COMMENCE!!!!!

[–]HiyaGeorgie 0 points1 point ago

That looks like more fun than a cavern of monkeys.

[–]Who_flung_poo69 0 points1 point ago

The rise has begun.

[–]JoeTango 1 point2 points ago

Rise of the planet of the apes.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 1 point2 points ago

NNNOOOO!

[–]Assmar 1 point2 points ago

"Poor vendor" every fucking time.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 1 point2 points ago

The hell was in there?

[–]TheRealBoyardee -1 points0 points ago

food

[–]nicuchk -1 points0 points ago

this took my breath away. terrifying.

[–]babys3alclubber -1 points0 points ago

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti -1 points0 points ago

Wall of death! Wall of death!

[–]JimmyJamesincorp -1 points0 points ago

BEST JOB EVER!

[–]Famousjameson -1 points0 points ago

I almost started foaming at the mouth

[–]Pharose 0 points1 point ago

Are those apes? They look more like monkeys with their tails cut off. Anybody know what species they are?

[–]Ardipithecus 1 point2 points ago

[–]sethtaylor7 1 point2 points ago

[–]xiaowudao 0 points1 point ago

mines of moria.

[–]eiffel6565 1 point2 points ago

Hot Dogs , Hot Dogs ... OHH SHIIIIIT !!

[–]lexisauce 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this for hours

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

The first word they said was 'No'.

[–]Nefarious_Lobster 1 point2 points ago

This is r/atheism when shown an absolutely stupid facebook post.

[–]Villike 0 points1 point ago

There's usually at least a funny title when people post this one .-.

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

Is this how upvotes work? someone should edit it so that it's upvotes instead of peanuts

[–]orsr 0 points1 point ago

Exactly my thoughts when I saw this .gif.

[–]Bamka 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, it's awful what they've done to the macaque population to boost tourism. Now they are way overpopulated and uncontrollable. >_< Good idea!

[–]Jesv 0 points1 point ago

Temple run 2

[–]FVBAR 0 points1 point ago

"I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, oh I'm an ape man." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HmaAPaP-h0

[–]FreeTopher 0 points1 point ago

It's like a monkey puppy mill. But with smiles!

[–]JediDwag 0 points1 point ago

There is totally one riding the cart. He is the smart one.

[–]pjh 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love the monkey who was smart enough to jump in the cart and is just sitting there chilling eating all he wants.

[–]TheFlamingGit 0 points1 point ago

If he falls he is hosed.

[–]FluffidyPuff147 1 point2 points ago

This scares the fuck out of me. Monkey swarms are terrifying.

[–]Donut504 0 points1 point ago

dats a lota monkeys...

[–]Mordred19 0 points1 point ago

I haven't had a very exotic history with animals, so I'm really curious what it's like to interact with apes and monkeys, these little person-like animals with all this dexterity and speed and intelligence. Anyone have a pet monkey, or take care of them for a time or something?

[–]ggaspari 0 points1 point ago

BR? BR? BR? BR? BR? BR?

I REPORT YU

[–]almondpastey 0 points1 point ago

That's petrifying

[–]Shoodyman 0 points1 point ago

Mine too

[–]Daveyd325 1 point2 points ago

I always worry that if this is how they really feed animals, that there's one who never gets enough.

I particularly worry about penguins in this case.

[–]Slasher-ace 0 points1 point ago

You attracted the horde!

[–]Slasher-ace 0 points1 point ago

You attracted the horde!

[–]PeteTheBandit 1 point2 points ago

That shit is bananas

[–]clickity-click 1 point2 points ago

B. A. N. A. N. A. S.

[–]getoffmemonkey 0 points1 point ago

The spelling.... it hurts my American brain.

[–]apop99 0 points1 point ago

How do you pronounce gif?

[–]yourafagyourafag 1 point2 points ago

Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me, and that's when I got mad...

[–]arodynamicfalcn 0 points1 point ago

what kind of dogs are theOH MY GOD THEY'RE MONKEYS

[–]renegade_forks_ 0 points1 point ago

This Gif made me sad, I don't know what the situation is, but it hit me that in the world we live in, most likely those poor animals are slaves. That man running through is their less than benevolent master who runs through ONCE per day with food, and that motivates them for another 24 hours to do the man's bidding. This gif brought nothing but pain to my soul. and that's enough internets for me tonight...

[–]DoneDigging 0 points1 point ago

What is that cart carrying? Bananas?

[–]you_wont_read_this 0 points1 point ago

I hate monkeys. This is a nightmare gif for me.

[–]VampiricPie 0 points1 point ago

Just imagine if this was your job. You could accidently trip then be mauled or possibly eaten by a horde of hungry monkeys.

[–]Post-ironicDiscoStu 0 points1 point ago

You're going to get some hop-ons...

[–]facenibbler666 1 point2 points ago

Damn, dirty apes.

[–]TheOnlyQman 0 points1 point ago

Someone change that cart to an upvote. It will depict reddit.

[–]RMHT123 0 points1 point ago

shitshitshitshitshitshit

[–]Attacca 0 points1 point ago

This is in Beppu city, Oita prefecture Japan.

[–]gengengis 1 point2 points ago

All I can think about is Herpes Simian B virus. Something like 70% of Macaque monkeys are seropositive for the disease, which kills you. Too many times I've been the dumb tourist with a dozen of these monkeys leaping all over me, sometimes in rabies endemic areas. After a vicious attack and thousands of dollars in human rabies immunoglobulin and five shots of rabies vaccine over the course of a month, I will drop kick any one of these things that comes near me.

[–]Xenataur 0 points1 point ago

Why was this purple.

[–]barashkukor 0 points1 point ago

Monkeys going bananas for potatoes!

[–]PopQuizWhoGivesAFuck 0 points1 point ago

I believe you spelled "favorite" wrong.

[–]AwkwardStares 0 points1 point ago

I fucked up a reply and can't figure out how to delete this so I'll just edit in a joke: How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

[–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit to new memes

[–]A_Giant_midget 0 points1 point ago

replace the guy pulling the cart with the colonel or koolaid man

[–]illusionoflove 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, they went ape shit

[–]pbizzle 0 points1 point ago

I will never go to this fucking place

[–]Imtheantinoob 0 points1 point ago

Ah, this may be from india since they have a major monkey problem. Hindus can't kill moneys/deal with them because of their religion (http://hinduism.about.com/od/lordhanuman/a/hanuman.htm)

[–]Maniak82 0 points1 point ago

We can see the same behavior when Apple sell a new product...

[–]redhammer11 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to return to Brazil, but I hear the monkey problem has got even worse there

[–]TheMellowestyellow 0 points1 point ago

Insert joke about cabbages here...

[–]KantusThiss 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were dogs at first -.-

[–]EXAX 0 points1 point ago

Steam Summer Sale.

[–]misuchiru03 0 points1 point ago

Planet of the Apes would have been much better had this happened instead.

[–]SchwinnKid 0 points1 point ago

That is far too many monkeys.

[–]ZvikaDaFreaka 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make a gif replacing each monkey with an upvote arrow... I would give that post exactly one upvote.

[–]Prof_Doom 0 points1 point ago

Listening to the "Mombassa" track from the Inception Score makes this GIF so much more epic!!!!

[–]alexthesoldier 0 points1 point ago

Zerg swarm...all I could think when I saw this.

[–]dE3L 0 points1 point ago

youtube commenters visualized.

[–]supandi 0 points1 point ago

Steam games giveaway on /r/gaming was something like this

[–]DSTFU 0 points1 point ago

Like trying to board the karma train

[–]RiNgO70 0 points1 point ago

COME ONE COME ALL LIL NIGLETS! FRESH KFC FOR ALL!

[–]sneg 1 point2 points ago

[–]ilovebacon123 0 points1 point ago

You've alerted the horde!

[–]LightningMaiden 0 points1 point ago

Run motherfucker, run

[–]LightningMaiden 0 points1 point ago

RUN FOREST!

[–]POWERGULL 0 points1 point ago

its like a Steam sale...

[–]Samuel412 0 points1 point ago

God, being there would scare the shit out of me. Monkeys are scary bastards.

[–]Sane333 0 points1 point ago

[–]Shit_on_your_Chest 0 points1 point ago

You spelled favorite wrong.

[–]KMAR 0 points1 point ago

The first of the month in the ghetto

[–]Elbarfo 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I'm reminded of /r/politics........