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[–]gfish93 76 points77 points ago

I really enjoyed the ending.

[–]Breathing_Balls 18 points19 points ago

The start was the exciting bit for me.

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[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 6 points7 points ago

BATMAN SPOILERS, YO.

[–]angrybob4213 1 point2 points ago

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

[–]Teknohe 90 points91 points ago

[–]Beegee7730 11 points12 points ago

Topic was not misleading. 10/10 would view again.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 45 points46 points ago

[–]kantorekB14 17 points18 points ago

But misleading titles are hardly ever posted about?

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 8 points9 points ago

This is the first mention I have seen make it to the front.

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if this is a novelty or not, but it surely go places with all the self-hatred.

[–]Breathing_Balls 11 points12 points ago

I know. He is a copy of his former self.

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 2 points3 points ago

Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

[–]Haboo65 0 points1 point ago

that really rustles my jimmies...

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure a Fight Club quote rustles your jimmies. Right.

[–]funnystuff97 1 point2 points ago

[–]Im_thatguy 0 points1 point ago

In the spirit of your user name: http://imgur.com/a/QBTWF#0

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Its been said over and over again, or said too often. I'm fifteen and some what get this.

[–]Bryz_ 33 points34 points ago

15 yr old dubstep producer here

pls check out my tracks

[–]isaacwisdom -2 points-1 points ago

So... I think I get it. Don't beat a dead horse, it's already dead = Don't use an overused topic, it's overused?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I haven't seen this to much I was just using it as an example if I did. But yes that's correct.

[–]isaacwisdom 1 point2 points ago

Ok thanks. I didn't understand the way you put it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I do that a lot. Sorry.

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[–]palpablescalpel 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't look anything like a donkey. Donkeys are stocky. If anything, the horse drawn there is more elongated and slender than a common horse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So you have never heard. Don't beat a dead horse? Wow. That's weird.

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[–]kravitzz 0 points1 point ago

It's a fucking camel.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, I was shocked for some reason. But you are a young fella. I don't care if I'm 2 years older it's weird to me.

[–]_WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -3 points-2 points ago

...

[–]the_lamentors_three 2 points3 points ago

honestly, i forgot what the title said by the time i got to this gif and just followed its instructions. At the end i just sat there and nodded to myself sadly. Something inside me knew that it was nothing, but the final frame just confirmed it and allowed me to move on.

somehow if felt cathartic.

[–]RedAnarchist 16 points17 points ago

Whenever I browse /r/politics

FTFY

Seriously though, all new users should unsub from there and r/atheism. These subreddits have nothing to offer.

[–]RAISEStheQuestion 26 points27 points ago

But then how would you know what r/circlejerk was making fun of?

[–]cwumed 7 points8 points ago

I identify myself as more liberal, and my votes definitely trend on the liberal side. But /r/politics is one of the most lefty biased political forums on the internet.

[–]andrasi 12 points13 points ago

Except /r/politics is not lefty biased but retarded biased. The amount of misinformed retardation I see every time I stumble upon one of their threads is just too fucking dumb

[–]SaturnSucksBalls 0 points1 point ago

Yep. You mention anything that even remotely goes against what they think and you're instantly downvoted.

So much for their so called 'tolerant' and 'open minds.'

[–]xdividebyzerox 1 point2 points ago

Ron Paul isn't Liberal

[–]qlube 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, /r/technology is turning into the same.

[–]The_Drizzle_Returns 0 points1 point ago

I think this sums up /r/politics quite well and what the problem with it is. I do browse /r/politics though since there are some pretty interesting stories that appear in the new section that you can view for the 5 minutes before they are crazy down voted.

[–]DatKass -1 points0 points ago

So brave.

[–]RedAnarchist 20 points21 points ago

This comment really doesn't get posted enough...

[–]UnitedStatesGov 5 points6 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]RedAnarchist 3 points4 points ago

Keep saying it, it'll get funny again.

[–]liberalwhackjob 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a good way to perpetuate the problem.

[–]bowei006 2 points3 points ago

That's the whole entire reason why I unsubscribed from the default /r/politics and will always click on the comments first on a TIL post first. I found that the majority of /r/politics and /r/todayilearned that make it past 1000 upvote points have mis informed titles that deal with absolutely nothing on what the title made me rage on. Or make me feel interested about.

[–]hakutakama 1 point2 points ago

Might be my new favorite gif

[–]Bearded1 1 point2 points ago

Most brutal gif ever... NOTHING!!

[–]steno_light 2 points3 points ago

My favorite thing! Disappointment!

[–]Alexbo8138 1 point2 points ago

The link above is perfect. "Old White Guy Jumps Young Black guy"

[–]PoliticalHivemind 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see a misleading title on Reddit, I realize that I haven't added /r/politics to RES' block feature yet.

[–]FPSMelvin 0 points1 point ago

I hoped to see a picture of a rubber duck. That would be misleading. Or would it?

[–]Markosaurus 0 points1 point ago

I logged in to give you an upvote sir, that gif was most entertaining.

[–]pottyanimal 0 points1 point ago

The "Look at my Tan Lines" posts that were marked nsfw.

[–]ohnoiamaseed 0 points1 point ago

I...I'm surprised.

This is actually funny to me.

[–]funnystuff97 0 points1 point ago

Rename it: hot woman.

[–]LatinWizard 0 points1 point ago

I was definitely expecting a misleading title on this one.

[–]dastweezers 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard hahahaha

[–]SkyBS 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see a post title where every word is capitalized I expect it to be some sort of clever acronym. Alas...

[–]julianne7366 0 points1 point ago

The link above is perfect. "Old White Guy Jumps Young Black guy".

[–]shan849225 0 points1 point ago

But then how would you know what r/circlejerk was making fun of.

[–]Drmcclintock12 0 points1 point ago

Wow I say the same thing every time I get a package in the mail.

[–]preppie227 0 points1 point ago

Ron Paul isn't Liberal.

[–]juliebean303 0 points1 point ago

The points are at 1234. Nobody. Move.

[–]logen99999 0 points1 point ago

this post as a huge upvote to comment ratio.

[–]phasedout0607 -1 points0 points ago

Where is the /r/KarmaConspiracy reference? Am I the first??

[–]vince1727 -1 points0 points ago

Oh god please tell me I didn't miss my cake

[–]vince1727 5 points6 points ago

Fuck, I missed it... http://i.imgur.com/UTggl.gif

[–]ohsothisisreddit -1 points0 points ago

This describes every post on /r/politics

[–]Wurmcoil_Engine -4 points-3 points ago

Yep

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[–]totoro11 -2 points-1 points ago

Are you spamming for funnyjunk or is there a joke here...?

[–]luke95836 -5 points-4 points ago

WHERE DOES ONE FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS??