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[–]mappberg 128 points129 points ago

There's probably some nose candy in that house as well...

[–]californian10 2 points3 points ago

I would hope so. Otherwise it's going to waste.

[–]tenhotuisku 30 points31 points ago

Is that a single apartment/house? I want that.

e. http://twistedsifter.com/2011/06/portabello-estate-orange-county/

[–]tecocrep 7 points8 points ago

Awesome! Only 34 million

[–]Gareth321 0 points1 point ago

8-}

[–]chewyflex 27 points28 points ago

I just realized how shitty my all inclusive Mexican vacation was.

[–]dean815 38 points39 points ago

fuck man, my life sucks

[–]Phallic 19 points20 points ago

If you think living in a place like that would make you happier, then you're doing life wrong.

[–]Frankeh 6 points7 points ago

Nah, I call bullshit. I'm a pretty happy person, but I know I'd be a lot happier if I lived somewhere like that and had the money to go with it.

[–]AyavaronSpace is deep 0 points1 point ago

You'd probably be a lot happier if you had a friend who owned that house and frequently invited you to amazing parties held there.

[–]uptightandpersonal 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, let's be honest. That house looks awesome on first glance, but it would probably lose its appeal after the first month or two. Then it would just be your home. Since everything is relative and all, your standards would be raised so even that impressive architecture wouldn't be all that great, and anything simpler or less grandiose than that would just seem shitty.

[–]I_Talk_to_the_Wind 4 points5 points ago

Sounds like you're describing the Hedonic treadmill

[–]Pajamas_ 1 point2 points ago

I think I could find a way to be happy there.

Views like that don't get old.

[–]soyabstemio -1 points0 points ago

It lost its appeal to me after a few seconds when I noticed the very artificial rocks.

[–]lucky_mud 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the pool after mowing that patch of grass in the middle. That would be annoying.

[–]skatermario3 4 points5 points ago

I know that feel bro :/

[–]oc974Space is deep 11 points12 points ago

Jackie Treehorn?

[–]lmcclel 5 points6 points ago

He treats objects like women.

[–]supergalactic 5 points6 points ago

Yeah but I still jerk off manually

[–]Duderino316 0 points1 point ago

That's one hell of a caucasian Jackie.

[–]pokeyjones 1 point2 points ago

... man.

[–]pokeyjones 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

[–]solrac97_13Space is deep 16 points17 points ago

we'll see this in our FB news feed in about 6 hours

[–]eequalsmc2 17 points18 points ago

I've seen it there already. LIKE N SHARE IF U WANT TO LIVE IN DIS HOUSE

[–]enderxeno 1 point2 points ago

I've seen it on my facebook years ago. GASP

[–]Minifig81Nyanyanyana 2 points3 points ago

It's not a video, so we'll never see it on Tosh.

[–]ninjamesNyanyanyana 2 points3 points ago

Here's your video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RUVkXjyUxDE

[–]Alliandre 6 points7 points ago

Is that in the Palm Desert/Palm Springs area?

[–]EroticCakes 4 points5 points ago

Orange County, California.

[–]Alliandre 1 point2 points ago

Oh, nice. It looks just a house in Palm Desert that I got to tour.

[–]0goober0 4 points5 points ago

Look just like the Brink map, Founders Tower (best picture I could find)

[–]bigdicksidekick 4 points5 points ago

It's the Portabello Estate. I had a phase as a kid where I would look up things I would buy if I were a billionaire and this has been my dream home since.

[–]Frankeh 0 points1 point ago

Every time the Euromillions lottery gets over £100m I buy a ticket. I always look around on the internet and imagine what I could buy with all that money.

Most entertaining £2 you can spend, imo.

Protip:£100m can buy you a metric fuckton of shit. Even the most expensive houses in central london are well within your reach. Generally they don't go from more than £40m or I couldn't find many that cost more than that. Put a Veyron in the garage, still only £41m. Invest the rest and live like a motherfucking boss.

[–]MozzarellaSquirrelNyanyanyana 8 points9 points ago

that was delicious

[–]f3nder00 4 points5 points ago

is that an apartment? das freakin nuts. I want.

[–]thatsitimsigningup 2 points3 points ago

upvote for perfect title :)

[–]Pablok7 2 points3 points ago

I feel that woahdude is slowly turning into /r/pics :O this is a cool pic, though.

[–]zoso471 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck, where is this paradise?

[–]diulei 0 points1 point ago

Portabello Estate - Newport Beach, CA

[–]ffollett 0 points1 point ago

Someone figure out where the hell this is so I can go there!

[–]Chitownreddit 1 point2 points ago

What a dream place. Too bad its unobtainable for 99% of people. I wonder what the taxes are on a place like that?!

[–]diulei 1 point2 points ago

More like 99.99%. Sold for $34 million in 2010. To be in the 1% you "only" need to make around USD $380,000 per year. So that includes lots of doctors, lawyers, small business owners, etc. who, by our mortal standards make lots of money, but will never see this type of wealth in their lifetimes.

[–]violaceous 0 points1 point ago

My guess is that even the taxes for this place are more than us mere plebs could afford.

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[–]violaceous 0 points1 point ago

Property taxes, bro. You can't put your property in an offshore account.

[–]krallice 0 points1 point ago

where the hell is the evening sky that blue?

[–]supergalactic 2 points3 points ago

In HDR

[–]WakataALL HAIL 0 points1 point ago

The whole thing is just a little part of one huge, amazing house. Portabello. I live close-ish and have driven past. Damn, I want it.

[–]froggyhare46 0 points1 point ago

Where is this?

[–]FongoBongo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the type of place where a full-blown drug endorsed orgie would occur.

[–]japrNyanyanyana 1 point2 points ago

It's like a Mario Kart level...

[–]briangilmore 1 point2 points ago

Exactly! The one you'd play in VS. mode in Mario Kart 64. First thing I thought of. Fuck yeah. Upvoted.

[–]GhettoDickens 0 points1 point ago

Is that the place from that trashy tv show with the theme that goes..."yivegot doo dickets ta baradize. Backya bags weez leavin tonahight"

[–]aviatorkpoc 0 points1 point ago

I've gone cliff diving/snorkeling right in front of this house numerous times. Theres a old lady sun bathing outside alllllll the time! She's nice enough to let us use the side gate to get easy beach access.

[–]JabroniMurph 0 points1 point ago

This pic looks exactly like one of the levels on Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

[–]calibrated 1 point2 points ago

I cannot overstate how much I hope the top and bottom pools connect through an underground water slide.

[–]jdaviscourt 0 points1 point ago

Top pool doesn't, but there is a waterslide that goes into the bottom pool.

[–]calibrated 0 points1 point ago

In this case, God is good. But not great.

[–]lxzander 0 points1 point ago

/r/roomporn

[–]Gackt 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but I like looking at pics like this one while high and dream of one day visit those places.

[–]And_Everything 0 points1 point ago

I TOLD YOU to turn of those DAMN LIGHTS

[–]JesterOfTheSwamp 0 points1 point ago

Background worthy

[–]diulei 0 points1 point ago

Portabello Estate - Newport Beach, CA

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb 0 points1 point ago

Fucking rich people.

[–]kasmith2020 0 points1 point ago

Halo 2 - Ivory Tower

[–]flapjowls 0 points1 point ago

If I ever buy that place I'm going to turn the whole thing into a pool. You'd have to swim to every room, There'd be water slides to get down levels, and treacherous waterfalls to climb to get up levels. Your bed would just float wherever. Some rooms would be entirely submerged so if you wanted to hang out there you'd need scuba gear, like maybe the theater is underwater. I'd consider just turning it all into an aquarium so I could have a pet seal, and there'd be schools of fish, shit, maybe even some dolphins too.

[–]Bit_Chewy 0 points1 point ago

This place just looks like a jelly-bean. I'd rather be in a bamboo hut.

[–]annies__boobs 0 points1 point ago

I want to go to there.

[–]explosivo563 0 points1 point ago

ORGASM OF THE EYES

[–]hurley21 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this belongs on Facebook with a caption, 'LIKE and SHARE if you would live here'...

[–]warrenraaff 0 points1 point ago

people don't deserve to live in such luxury... sigh jealousy makes me nasty

[–]MuscularCat 0 points1 point ago

This house looks great, but I actually think it's too big. I don't think I'd ever want to own a house that took 5 minutes to walk from one end to the other. Much rather buy something of a similar look but much smaller, without all the useless (but awesome) crap like a bowling alley.

[–]guant0n 1 point2 points ago

Imagine being high in there. [8]

[–]AH64 0 points1 point ago

If I had $1 for every time I've seen this posted on Reddit, I would be able to buy this house.

[–]ShelllbeeePill popper 1 point2 points ago

I feel like you're exaggerating.

[–]Syrupsiipin 0 points1 point ago

I look at this place and just think to myself how awesome it would be to throw an under-aged high-school-drinking-party there.

[–]prof9000 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I guess. Or an adult party with hookers and blow.

[–]KingJulien 0 points1 point ago

Hot women, sick DJ you hired for the night, cocaine bar...

keg of natty light doesn't really cut it

[–]NsongsterJenkem connoiseur 0 points1 point ago

Like Project X, except even cooler. And hopefully without it burning to the ground.

[–]LlammaPandaCat -1 points0 points ago

Dude that movie fucking sucked worse than any other party related movie.

[–]mizzou47 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this the house from The Fast and The Furious that was used as the agency's headquarters?

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