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[–]Habana 80 points81 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Crime fighting ready. 49coms 1213pts 3mos aww
Super-Friends 3coms 10pts 12mos pics
Criminals beware! 54coms 374pts 1yr funny
Old heros for a new generation 2coms 15pts 3mos pics
Superteam Unite! 8coms 20pts 1yr pics
The most successful crime fighting team 7coms 85pts 8mos pics
Adorable overload. 6coms 109pts 9mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]gradual_stroke 57 points58 points ago

This is a perfect example of why reddit needs to the karma like 4chan but as we exceed a salami the wird con quack evaluating possibilities.

[–]Rhar 48 points49 points ago

I got a head injury a couple weeks ago and I've been using Reddit to pass the time as I recover, and to make sure that I can catch warning signs of it turning for the worse.

As I read your comment my thought process was just like "SHIT. THIS IS IT. THE SEIZURE SHOULD START IN A SECOND, I'M DONE FOR."

Terrifying, thank god this is a novelty account.

[–]gradual_stroke 9 points10 points ago

Uhm, what are you talking about? It's just a name.

[–]Naggers123 6 points7 points ago

Word salad is a sign of stroke.

[–]MelloDeath 3 points4 points ago

No way.

[–]A_Listening_World 1 point2 points ago

What happened?

[–]Schlack 17 points18 points ago

that is precisely what i was thinking

[–]Trip_McNeely 5 points6 points ago

...and he's dead.

[–]AtomicRaine 5 points6 points ago

wat.

[–]palordrolap 2 points3 points ago

yeah. look more like. definitely.

[–]basec0m 5 points6 points ago

Never laughed harder at a novelty account...

[–]lubmuhkitteh 5 points6 points ago

glad you said something i wouldn't have caught it.

[–]TeaStainsAndTobacco 0 points1 point ago

There should be a system in place where this happens:

  • Once an image/video has been reposted 5 times in the past year, it should be archived on some external reddit-related site---and then all newbies should be referred there before posting.

sure this is not a perfect solution, but I think that something like it could really cut down on reposts.

[–]Tactful 18 points19 points ago

"When your couch lays in ruins, you have my permission to die."

[–]MattTruelove 2 points3 points ago

9/10 would watch again.

[–]golfer_ninja 0 points1 point ago

I feel like there should be a spoiler tag on that, but I still laughed. Upvote for you.

[–]Tactful 4 points5 points ago

If it's in the trailers, it's fair game.

[–]camelCase47 0 points1 point ago

Gotham's reckoning.....

[–]AloysiusSavant 0 points1 point ago

Pardon my ignorance. Is this a reference to some form of pop culture? The quotation marks imply that its quoted from something. However upon google search I found nothing pertaining to this quote?

[–]hard_headed 2 points3 points ago

A quote from the new Batman movie: The Dark Knight Rises. Cool quote, cool scene, cool movie. Cool cool cool

[–]VicYesterday 4 points5 points ago

Oh look, it's this picture again.

[–]new-socks 1 point2 points ago

I love his little guitar shoes.

[–]pickettash 1 point2 points ago

This is a dangerous combo of adorable and bad ass. That kid will grow up to do great things

[–]icalledshotgun 1 point2 points ago

The Bark Knight?

[–]HEINOUS_ANUS_COOKIES 1 point2 points ago

"you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker"

[–]Apostolate 4 points5 points ago

Tonight: Broccoli Kryptonite.

[–]CockGoblin8D -4 points-3 points ago

Kryptochow*

[–]NorthAntrim 5 points6 points ago

Most reposted image on the internet.

[–]haste75 -1 points0 points ago

It is also one of the best images on the internet. Everything about it is so perfect, It makes me want to be part of that canine-baby super hero team.

[–]DTJoker 7 points8 points ago

Why is there so many upvotes for a repost?

[–]phrankygee 0 points1 point ago

Because the awesome.

[–]DTJoker 0 points1 point ago

But it's not original people should be rewarded for originality not because they copied someone else

[–]Epiicuros 2 points3 points ago

The post you saw, maybe upvoted and found funny of this picture I can almost guarantee is a repost.

[–]awesomeness1234 1 point2 points ago

Wait, that isn't me at all!

[–]Ludicrous_Slim 1 point2 points ago

Wonder Woman really should consider waxing.

[–]sneakycastro75 1 point2 points ago

The Dog Knight Rises

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 1 point2 points ago

couldn't find a third dog, stole a baby instead.

[–]sudevsen 1 point2 points ago

just made my day.....
Barkman
Wonder Woofan
Supahbaby

[–]Robstaley -1 points0 points ago

HAHA! HEY LOOK THEY DRESSED UP THOSE DOGS LIKE PEEEOOOPLE! AAAAHAHAHAHA! AH HAAA HAAA HAAA! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY! HAAA!

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

batpup is so damn proud! absolute pure awesomeness indeed

[–]rarahertz 0 points1 point ago

Too soon, man, too soon...

[–]Awen89 0 points1 point ago

Well, I always knew wonder woman was a bit of a dog. But Batman?!

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

Batman-dog looks great in this. Piss off Wonderwoman!

[–]EMRaunikar 0 points1 point ago

Ruhruhruhrepost

[–]treay61 0 points1 point ago

tat ta daaaaaaa

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

is the funny part of this the fact that it's a /r/aww reject?

[–]jonas303 0 points1 point ago

Batman dog gets it.

[–]mr-nobe 1 point2 points ago

Look at that fucking dog. Look at him. That is who should have played batman in Christopher Nolan's movies.

[–]sethlynne 0 points1 point ago

dumbsketball. the mailman Carl Malone will have a field day.

[–]angelchi 0 points1 point ago

want all three outfits. dog sized medium. :)

[–]unsaid14017 0 points1 point ago

Wish I could upvote that comment more than once.

[–]counterspell 0 points1 point ago

best thing I've seen all morning. THANK YOU <3

[–]TheSmarach -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, but I fail to see any "awesomeness" in this picture.

[–]ServerGeek 1 point2 points ago

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's a redditors son. I'll see if I can find the original post.

[–]ServerGeek 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome. Better then Tineye. Thanks!

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

It's reddit specific.

[–]ServerGeek 0 points1 point ago

Which is perfect, because the only time I use TinEye, is when somebody claims they took the photo of ______. And, most of the time, it's a repost and they're full of shit.

[–]Kingkronic 0 points1 point ago

Oh no it's wonder bitch.

[–]Missing_Intestines 0 points1 point ago

Wonder Woman is a bitch.

[–]IWGBTP 0 points1 point ago

Or pawsomeness?

[–]squirelox -3 points-2 points ago

The absolute joy on your child's face shows how epic of a parent you are.

[–]imjonathanblake -2 points-1 points ago

What I find awesome is in the imagination of a kid, right there he's truly a superhero and those are his superhero companions, and you just don't get pure happiness like that as an adult. Right now, to the kid, he's nothing but badass.

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[–]FINN_Stoned -1 points0 points ago

Where'd you get the picture?

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[–]thadanimal999 5 points6 points ago

so then it must never have been on reddit before right?

[–]FromaLand -2 points-1 points ago

They're also an epic dog owner, you couldn't fit any more joy in those tiny dog brains.

[–]Wocka_Wock -1 points0 points ago

Wonder Woman can be such a bitch.

Note to self: people hate contextual dog humor.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha I love how stoic the one on the right looks

[–]cheesefalcon -3 points-2 points ago

This has nothing to do with this post, but I just want you to know that abou 10 seconds ago I got a huge hard on, and it actually hurts a bit. No matter how I position it.

[–]Haikumaker -2 points-1 points ago

The Super Baby
With Wonderdog and Batdog
Just pure awesomeness

[–]Kingkronic -2 points-1 points ago

Oh no it's wonder bitch.

[–]carthoris26 -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to see idiots bitch about reposting awesome content, was not disappointed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Wish I could upvote that comment more than once.

[–]Moefty -1 points0 points ago

brlazazrgaall grhefk ?

[–]amberrhymeswithlamps -1 points0 points ago

I had to look at the picture three times to realize that was a baby in the middle.

[–]maninthemass -1 points0 points ago

Fucking stupid.

[–]roxasomega -1 points0 points ago

Oh look, it's wonderbitch, superkid and The God Damned Bathound.

[–]Camets145 -1 points0 points ago

Literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

[–]jjamz 1 point2 points ago

I almost thought you figuratively thought it was the cutest thing, close call.

[–]valentineisarat -1 points0 points ago

Bencowtastic has waaaaaay too much karma to repost something so amazingly old.

[–]kamleshrr -1 points0 points ago

yeah this was my display pic for facebook its awesome

[–]azuredraconis -1 points0 points ago

That is just too CUTE!!!

[–]zalemam -2 points-1 points ago

So freakin cute!

[–]Bluefreakbob -2 points-1 points ago

AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL

[–]RudyBagels -2 points-1 points ago

'You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you....they will stumble... They will fall. In time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.'

[–]MT_Vittle_Me -2 points-1 points ago

haha, he's got his dukes up

[–]ereidel -2 points-1 points ago

lol that dog on the left.

[–]vodkacokebloke -2 points-1 points ago

i no longer fear for my old age with superheroes like these due to protect us

[–]BadMeetsEvil24 -2 points-1 points ago

Taking my damn upvote back.

[–]CummingEverywhere -3 points-2 points ago

As much as I'm against dressing up animals, this is pretty cool.