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[–]alexsord 164 points165 points ago

GTA police logic.

[–]thursdae 81 points82 points ago

Maybe I should play IV. Every other GTA I've played, their logic was to ram into me at high speeds.

Assholes.

[–]Chubtoaster 35 points36 points ago

That's pretty much how it is in IV. They shoot at you in crowded areas with many bystanders, ram into you at high speeds, and they drive off of unfinished roads if you postion yourself underneath the under-construction highway.

[–]EmperorSofa 29 points30 points ago

From what I remember the original AI for the cops in the GTA series was bugged in that it would not consider any other objects in it's way, and it would relentlessly try to smash into you because the idea of slowing down wasn't included.

The testers thought it was way more fun that way so they kept it.

[–]who8877 2 points3 points ago

It was supposed to be a racing game at the time though.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion -1 points0 points ago

However if they do stop you, they try to box you in and once you can't move they try to make an arrest. Unless your stars are too high, like over 3, then they just shoot the hell out of you and your car until you die.

[–]stillnotking 3 points4 points ago

GTA police are easy to evade. The ones in Driver: San Francisco are the real motherfuckers. They're faster than you (even if you're in some high-end sports cars) and they will actively try to run you off the road, then surround you so you can't move.

[–]Vapour70 0 points1 point ago

You mean the cops during the classic escape challenge. When you have that Aston Martin and you have to get to the bridge in under a certain time. The cops on that are absolutely psychotic. It's a fun/annoying challenge.

[–]f3nd3r 2 points3 points ago

I remember one of the older GTA's, I think it was 3, where if you got a few stars going and ran down an alleyway, cop cars would proceed to just crash horrifically over and over, sometimes literally flying through the air. So much hilarity.

[–]soh_based 2 points3 points ago

This was the title last time it was reposted.

[–]supernatendo 41 points42 points ago

On a mission from God.

[–]wwj 2 points3 points ago

[–]Ponifiedrants -4 points-3 points ago

Tell him you failed.

[–]I_HaveAHat 33 points34 points ago

Why didnt the last cop cruiser just stop and trap the car?

[–]Sobertese 78 points79 points ago

Because he was busy thinking "no ones stupid enough to..."

[–]kyhe06[S] 1 point2 points ago

because fuck the police, that's why

[–]perezidentt 0 points1 point ago

If I remember correctly, this was from a sketch on a TV show. Reno 911 I think.

[–]ilikehamburgers 7 points8 points ago

[–]perezidentt 8 points9 points ago

Oh snap, that cops not a very good driver then.

[–]trust_deceit 1 point2 points ago

Thank you so much for this. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

[–]leHCD -1 points0 points ago

To be fair, it would be fairly easy to swerve around a stationary police vehicle anyway.

[–]rawrc 10 points11 points ago

"The Joker has escaped from MCU!"

[–]MetalMan77 6 points7 points ago

someone needs to make this a perfect loop. use it as a "waiting" animated cursor.

[–]NamfoodleYimble 10 points11 points ago

Cue Yakety Sax.

[–]Dudester_XCIC 3 points4 points ago

[–]doggetay 32 points33 points ago

You spin me right round, baby, right round

[–]sogwennn -1 points0 points ago

Like a record baby, right round round round

[–]TheVandyMan 5 points6 points ago

Does anyone know where the full video is? I would like to see what happened next.

[–]CFritZ 44 points45 points ago

It's got a crazy twist ending. You find out the guy driving the getaway car was dead the whole time.

[–]MechaToast 9 points10 points ago

Dude! Spoilers!

[–]benartmao 1 point2 points ago

WHAT?!

[–]ilikehamburgers 4 points5 points ago

Since nobody legitimately answered your question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyjuoM4pQa4

[–]TheVandyMan 0 points1 point ago

Nice job, thank you.

[–]machetebrownsugar69 2 points3 points ago

"Refreshing"

[–]jimfl 5 points6 points ago

"Okay, you're on adds."

"Strat?"

"Just kite them."

[–]scribbling_des 0 points1 point ago

Most adds are smart enough to cut through the center of a small circle and nail your ass.

[–]jawni 0 points1 point ago

Most adds have 0 turning radius, most cars do not.

[–]fora-mejora 8 points9 points ago

"Doughnuts are free today, pigs."

[–]sogwennn 4 points5 points ago

badum tss

[–]fora-mejora -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks, man.

I appreciate it.

[–]CrabCow 1 point2 points ago

This is what many in the COD zombies business call a "rape train". :)

[–]koyo4 1 point2 points ago

We'll just wait here till this fucking gif loads

[–]koyo4 2 points3 points ago

I give up.

[–]MagicDave 3 points4 points ago

The best part of this is that it looks like he lost 2 of the 3 cops chasing him.

[–]benbeltran 2 points3 points ago

[–]luketaytay 3 points4 points ago

What?

[–]anonymous92 2 points3 points ago

Each cop car was focusing only on the car in front of them, not taking in the surroundings of the entire situation.

[–]lolodotkoli 1 point2 points ago

Wrong link or thread?

[–]benbeltran 0 points1 point ago

Nope, tunnel vision because of the high speed can affects cops. I don't know if this is the case or if it's some clip from a sketch or something, but I've heard it's quite common for cops to make "stupid decisions" during car chases because they focus so much on not losing the vehicle that they don't notice, well, everything else.

[–]braknurr 0 points1 point ago

This is what I do to people chasing my commando in Mechwarrior online.

[–]MrGoodbytes 0 points1 point ago

Works best with Yakkity Sax.

[–]Sockso 0 points1 point ago

I can't watch this without hearing the Benny Hill theme.

[–]quincy-jones 0 points1 point ago

more of a spin move if you ask me

[–]dong_bags 0 points1 point ago

Is this hosted on a Dreamcast

[–]Capexist 0 points1 point ago

How does this still get upvotes

[–]Snazzx 0 points1 point ago

Damn you Kevin. Damn you.

[–]Letheate 0 points1 point ago

and the award for oldest gif on the internet goes to...

[–]MrMac94 0 points1 point ago

What is this like the 5th repost in like a month?

[–]lilduck 0 points1 point ago

I heard the song "Jump in the line" when watching this.

[–]mauvareen 0 points1 point ago

I saw this live on TV when it happened. It was funny then, still kinda funny now. I believe it was the same week a guy dressed as a clown stole a car and led cops on a chase. That's when police chases were "popular" to watch.

[–]k0mark 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else think of Charlie Chaplin movies when they seen this

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[–]auximage 11 points12 points ago

People that have seen this gif 20 times already

[–]alphanovember 10 points11 points ago

People who hate stupid fucking gifs that take ages to load?

[–]supernatendo 11 points12 points ago

Didn't take that long to load.

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[–]evilbob 4 points5 points ago

No, it didn't.

[–]IvyGold 0 points1 point ago

It's taking forever for me.

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

This guy | V

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[–]Noobs_Stfu 0 points1 point ago

... there is no juking in this gif! I've been robbed.

[–]Thatguy6345 0 points1 point ago

I believe this to be the 5th time i have seen this across a span of 4 months.

[–]repostbotv37 0 points1 point ago

Previous discussion/more information:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/t9mxy/gta_cops/

[–]TheJucheisLoose 0 points1 point ago

L.A.'s finest! When they're not beating up minorities and padding their retirement fund, they're driving in circles!

[–]allthatisman37 -1 points0 points ago

GTA cops...

[–]Noelthemexican -1 points0 points ago

This is interesting.

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