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[–]EditingAndLayout 1338 points1339 points ago

Well, if there's one bright point about our society, this is not a mass-produced card category yet.

[–]headfullofuselessnes 650 points651 points ago

Sorry you got (insert here). We'll make millions.

[–]profound_whatever 742 points743 points ago

Sorry you got (fucked).

(stuck with the check)

(an abortion)

(sent back in time)

[–]Captainobvvious 900 points901 points ago

Sorry you got a shitty novelty card.

[–]enthreeoh 241 points242 points ago

This one might be worthwhile.

[–]boomerangthrowaway 133 points134 points ago

I would buy a shitty novelty card

[–]Gives_You_Ebola 62 points63 points ago

I bet I could buy 100 shitty novelty cards.

[–]rocketman0739 73 points74 points ago

I applaud anyone willing to buy 100 novelty cards, but take it from this old cardster, something something etc. treadmills

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

As a card guy myself, I can completely confirm this. Treadmills etc.

[–]gabemcg 12 points13 points ago

This meme has gotten lazy

[–]christian-mann 13 points14 points ago

If you can't, don't feel bad about yourself. With my special training program, anyone can buy 100 shitty novelty cards in 7 weeks.

[–]penkap1 6 points7 points ago

i bet you'd buy the shit outta those shitty novelty cards.

[–]tonyvila 149 points150 points ago

Sorry you will have gotten sent back in time.

[–]Chuymatt 102 points103 points ago

The hitchhiker's guide has some advice on the subject of the grammar of time travel...

[–]effurface 19 points20 points ago

I'm surprised that never caught on.

[–]davvblack 37 points38 points ago

Willen on-gotten sent back in time?

[–]Domineyton 67 points68 points ago

Sorry you were shot, went into a coma, then woke up to the zombie apocalypse.

[–]TravestyTravis 77 points78 points ago

But hey! Your best bud is banging, I mean looking after, your wife!

[–]moose_dad 62 points63 points ago

Sorry you got downvoted.

[–]GreekRudder 33 points34 points ago

sorry you got (AIDS)

[–]becausesevens 183 points184 points ago

Did you hear the one about the child with AIDS? it never gets old.

[–]anal_hoagie 38 points39 points ago

When life gives you aids, make lemonaids.

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 32 points33 points ago

Ha! Holy shit, dude.

[–]becausesevens 117 points118 points ago

What is six inches long and didn't get sucked yesterday? Whitney Houston's crack pipe

am I in the wrong place?

[–]fearbork 20 points21 points ago

Sorry you got bad-joked by becausesevens!

[–]Ijustneedonemoretry 18 points19 points ago

Sorry to break it to you but there is something more unpersonal than that. The Card Stamp

[–]MrLister 14 points15 points ago

My step-father has Alzheimer's, so when it is time to get someone a card he tends to grab whatever catches his eye. We make these type of adjustments to the card which he then signs. They're pretty awesome (and sometimes completely inappropriate).

Gotta have fun with it lest it make you sad I suppose.

[–]FerdThePenguinGuy 7 points8 points ago

Because of this post, I'm buying one of those. From now on, every card I send will have (insert occasion here) checked, along with "Go to Hell".
edit: I accidentally some words.

[–]macgillweer 47 points48 points ago

You should market this in Canada. Millions of Canadian dollars; or beaver pelts & whiskey. Whatever they use to trade with up there.

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[–]amazingmoose 22 points23 points ago

And Toonies.

[–]seanbergmanrules 15 points16 points ago

Reminds me of the 30 Rock episode where they try to pre-film natural disaster telethons.

"When the birds first started attacking us we all thought it was pretty funny and made Hitchcock jokes. But we’re not laughing now because our laughter excites the birds, sexually."

[–]DeedTheInky 28 points29 points ago

There will come a time where someone will be desperate, and there will be no other cards left, and then someone will receive a card that reads: Sorry you got BIRTHDAY.

[–]SmokeyDBear 14 points15 points ago

If someone sold these with "Aaaaaaaaaa" and then two dotted lines underneath I'd buy hundreds and carry a few around with me and just give them to anyone for anything.

"Aaaaaaaaa
that's a fine lookin'
sandwich ya got there!"

[–]benfaist 30 points31 points ago

I'm pretty sure that the era we live in is significantly less violent than those before. But I am on my phone so I can't cite anything. So feel free to down vote me of proven otherwise.

[–]chasdabigone 15 points16 points ago

i definitely have read that on reddit before. TRUE

[–]red321red321 24 points25 points ago

i hear they've started production in detroit, actually

[–]KallistiEngel 11 points12 points ago

And they're looking to expand to Syracuse, NY.

[–]lightheat 22 points23 points ago

Trust me, no one's sorry for stabbing people there.

[–]TheJoel2012 270 points271 points ago

Is there a story behind this? Why were you stabbed? Did you get in too deep during a high stakes poker game?

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 605 points606 points ago

I wasn't going to post the story, but since a lot of people are interested, I will.

I was out drinking with some friends. I was walking next to one of my friends chatting with her, when I heard a girl behind me screaming. Turns out there was a guy trying to steal her purse. She was about two steps away from me. I turned around, saw them fighting over the purse, jumped in and tried to hit the guy, but didn't make good, solid contact cause I was drunk and reacting instantly. Turned out, he had planned for this. I'm a pretty small guy, and he got control of the situation pretty quick. We fought for a brief moment, then he pushed me away. Then, pain. Lots of pain. Getting stabbed really fucking hurts, and don't let anyone ever tell you anything different.

Turns out he got her purse anyway, cause she saw the knife and let go right before I jumped in. Luckily there were a lot of witnesses and the guy was caught and is currently in jail for this.

I have no way of proving this, except friends who can vouch for it. Sorry.

edit: what i meant was that i had no proof of the story. of course i have scars. they'll get posted at some point. maybe with my friends and the tattoos they got.

[–]ilovetime 521 points522 points ago

You have no proof of getting stabbed!? Who are you, Wolverine?

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[–]ilovetime 30 points31 points ago

Doh

[–]reebokpumps 22 points23 points ago

been slashed 1 1/2 inches deep, verification that it hurts

[–]LuckWillows 52 points53 points ago

To be fair, the people in the Weapon X program probably refer to him as a "what" rather than a "who," so there's at least one scenario in which the original comment could work.

[–]cakezilla 26 points27 points ago

This is deliciously pedantic.

[–]thegoatseeker 15 points16 points ago

Actually mutants are not human under federal law, so "what" is appropriate. http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2011/12/29/are_mutants_human.html

[–]justmarkplease 118 points119 points ago

Hey man, there's definitely worse ways to get stabbed, you know? At least you were trying to do good.

[–]kerune 61 points62 points ago

He did good. But not well. :(

[–]Rocketbird 72 points73 points ago

Definitely. Some people have stab fetishes. OP is not one of those people.

[–]m1sterlurk 42 points43 points ago

stab fetishes.

Those are the only two important words in that post.

[–]ziggy161 37 points38 points ago

well i guess it depends on what you're being stabbed by

[–]ThouEnjostToMoveIt 4 points5 points ago

I am too scared to press that link.

[–]pulled 5 points6 points ago

It's SFW and SFL.

[–]runs-with-scissors 5 points6 points ago

In fact it's awesome.

[–]Tommeeh 35 points36 points ago

Aaaaaaaaaay

It's your

BIRTHDAY

(Sorry you got a stab fetish)

[–]lawofmurphy 85 points86 points ago

Are there people out there downplaying the pain of being stabbed? I graze myself with a chef's knife and I whine about it for days.

Anyway...people suck...I'll upvote you for being a good samaritan, not for getting stabbed. No one wants upvotes for being stabbed.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

Pretty soon we'll have a bunch of redditors stabbing themselves just to get upvotes and get well cards from their friends.

[–]phrankygee 22 points23 points ago

10/10 would get stabbed again.

[–]Xen0nex 38 points39 points ago

"Check out this adorable stab wound I got behind a dumpster in a dark alley"

[–]Cfskinner 19 points20 points ago

"Just a picture of me, dying in the gutter after being stabbed."

[–]ninja_stalker 12 points13 points ago

Look at this stab wound my girlfriend gave me! What does Reddit think?

[–]TheLoveKraken 5 points6 points ago

Brb, buying a knife and some googly eyes.

[–]norsurfit 34 points35 points ago

It's just a flesh wound, really...

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

So what happens legally/financially?

Did you sue him for hospital bills?

Do you have a right to 25% of all of his future income until the debts incurred for stabbing you are satisfied?

Was this guy young? A minor? Can you sue his parents for the money?

[–]hurtmyknee 10 points11 points ago

Some states have a Victim's Compensation Act.

[–]Shebangalanglang 5 points6 points ago

What constitutes as a victim? Would I get benefits if, say, someone pushed me down?

[–]TheTane 7 points8 points ago

I want to know the answer to these questions as well. Retribution is a must in this situation.

[–]JustCAF 14 points15 points ago

Holy shit, glad you're ok man. I can't even imagine the pain of being stabbed.

[–]ImPigBoT 24 points25 points ago

"I was out drinking .... " ::Popcorn::

[–]TheRainMonster 18 points19 points ago

Geez, is your friend a super-spy with elite hacker codes in her purse? I don't imagine that anything in my purse is worth stabbing someone over. Well, maybe someone out there is truly passionate about shitty old phones, month-old receipts, tampons, and a wallet with $9 in it.

[–]NewAgeNeoHipster 16 points17 points ago

Hey now, $9 goes a long way. That's like almost 2 Little Caesar's pizzas.

[–]agentup 4 points5 points ago

if it was a year ago today, you should still have the scar, especially if it was so bad you were out for a few days. I had knee surgery in 2007 and the scar is still very visible

[–]Se7en_Sinner 842 points843 points ago

He brought a stomach to a knife fight.

[–]aKiDnamedMowgli 127 points128 points ago

I exclusively bring tridents, I usually have to lay low afterwards though

[–]Rhonstint 69 points70 points ago

Damn it Brick.

[–]Mickster1267 25 points26 points ago

Brick where did you get that hand grenade?

[–]nachoman456 18 points19 points ago

abs of steel? turns out its just a turn of phrase.

[–]Rocketbird 861 points862 points ago

I'm the guy that gave him this card. I was in the supermarket when I heard the news, and decided to improvise. Yesterday I gave him a hug for his stabaversary and stole two slices of his pizza. I'm glad he's still around, drinkin' whiskey, playin' golf n shit, allowing pizza thievery.

[–]Code-name_Moose 286 points287 points ago

Stabaversary made me lol

[–]AvidOxid 98 points99 points ago

If this is true, your card is borderline brilliant.

[–]Rocketbird 79 points80 points ago

Haha, thank you. I think my crappy handwriting adds to the abruptness of it.

[–]thrik 4 points5 points ago

How'd he get stabbed?

[–]Rocketbird 18 points19 points ago

He posted the story elsewhere, it's a subcomment, not top level. Basically he's Kick Ass. Kinda came out of nowhere. Fuck LA.

[–]cefriano 17 points18 points ago

As someone who has walked past a dude elbowing out a window, a dude shooting up heroin on the curb, and a dude that followed me for a block making a wanking motion, ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT, I agree. Fuck LA.

[–]larabar 127 points128 points ago

OP: Is this guy legit?

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 315 points316 points ago

I can confirm that this man gave me that card. He also did everything he stated above...including stealing two slices of pizza when I told him he could only have one.

[–]Angusdiet 163 points164 points ago

You should stab him for doing so.

[–]Ccatalyst 73 points74 points ago

Then give the card back to him!

[–]tetrisman95 43 points44 points ago

So he only stole one?

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 15 points16 points ago

^ Lawyer right here.

[–]bigbobo33 12 points13 points ago

What a great friend.

[–]Rocketbird 11 points12 points ago

I basically took a bite of the first slice and decided that that pizza was way too fucking good to only have one slice of.

[–]megagoosey 27 points28 points ago

And if he tries to keep you from stealing that pizza, just stab him. Especially since you know he can take it now.

[–]dclowd9901 10 points11 points ago

You remind me of Workaholics.

[–]Rocketbird 5 points6 points ago

Coincidentally, we love that show.

[–]Chevellephreak 2 points3 points ago

Ders!

[–]fndmntl 3 points4 points ago

I like the cut of your jib. I regularly do this -- on a tight schedule or not. Nothing brings out a smile in someone when they open a "Mazel tov, it's your Bar Mitvah!" on their graduation.

[–]Sarkli11 468 points469 points ago

Your friends have a good sense of humor, keep them close.

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 270 points271 points ago

yes, my friends are great. the surgeries i had to go through were obviously very fresh, so laughing as hard as i did at that was easily the most painful laughing experience of my life.

[–]JesseBB 180 points181 points ago

And they say laughter is the best medecine. Those idiots.

[–]Naggers123 58 points59 points ago

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 13 points14 points ago

Note for everyone: People with cancer do not enjoy this show.

[–]Sarkli11 6 points7 points ago

What happened anyway?? Will there be any permanent damage or will you make a full recovery?

[–]LLjuk 2 points3 points ago

he said it was a year ago, so I suppose he knows what is the aftermath :)

[–]red321red321 419 points420 points ago

but your enemies closer

so you know, you can keep an eye on them before they stab you

[–]FromaLand 173 points174 points ago

[–]EditingAndLayout 57 points58 points ago

I'm a knife... knifin' around... cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut

[–]PrincessTrollestia 23 points24 points ago

Do you take those.. those... intelligence drugs?

[–]EditingAndLayout 20 points21 points ago

I don't need intelligent drugs, Thom. Because I don't know what they are.

[–]RockasaurusRex 6 points7 points ago

But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not, because... I'm different. Just different.

[–]lonjaxson 11 points12 points ago

Ha-haa! Ha- ha- Ha-haa!

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 13 points14 points ago

No touching!

[–]red321red321 38 points39 points ago

I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life - I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize - that's my life - but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Michael. It wasn't enough time.

[–]EditingAndLayout 9 points10 points ago

Greatest movie ever.

[–]Stavo_Von_Sexron 3 points4 points ago

I cried

[–]epic_narwhal64 24 points25 points ago

Wouldn't you want to keep your enemies further away so that they will be out of stabbing range?

[–]nick-greco 74 points75 points ago

How badly were you hurt?

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 379 points380 points ago

i was stabbed in the left side of my abdomen. one of my kidneys was damaged beyond repair and had to be taken out. i also had part of my colon removed.

[–]Helen_A_Handbasket 1488 points1489 points ago

So you now have a semicolon.

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 782 points783 points ago

Actually, this is a hilariously correct comment. My two best friends got tattoos to mark our friendship after this. They got semi-colon tattoos right on their side, where I was stabbed.

[–]gunslingermime 443 points444 points ago

You have the best friends ever

[–]bastian1343 66 points67 points ago

You didn't have a stoma at any point?

If not, be very thankful to whatever deity or variation of fate/circumstance you adhere to that you only lost some of your colon.

You can live fine without the whole thing, but the path to "fine" is long and full of shit.

[–]Atario 61 points62 points ago

the path to "fine" is long and full of shit

So is a colon.

[–]xnecrontyrx 16 points17 points ago

The joke... you got it.

[–]balmanator 6 points7 points ago

Dude, and a kidney.

[–]psychroclasm 3 points4 points ago

Dude, are your friends redditors? I distinctly remember a semicolon cake being posted for someone who had part of their colon removed.

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 6 points7 points ago

they are, but i never got a semi colon cake. just the tattoos...those cheap bastards.

[–]hassattack 3 points4 points ago

Do you by chance happen to live / used to live in Seattle? If so, I just may know who you are and the people who got those tattoos

edit: Just looked through some of your comments. I definitely know who you are.

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 4 points5 points ago

thats neat. who are you? if you know me i probably know you.

[–]Elleiram 6 points7 points ago

My brother was in a really awful car accident years ago and also lost part of his colon due to the injuries. The first time I could, I made this joke with him...and got to hear him laugh again. humor is awesome in these situations. semicolon ftw

[–]Helen_A_Handbasket 14 points15 points ago

Half-assed humor is the best. :D

[–]getwronged 2 points3 points ago

Almost spit Coke all over my laptop. Thank you.

[–]Tyrshand 61 points62 points ago

Holy shit! And I'm the bad ass in my group of friends because I took a knife to the LEG... I'm glad it didn't remove your spirit! I love you!

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 78 points79 points ago

Haha, I love you too. Yeah, we're all pretty glad I can laugh about getting stabbed...it comes up frequently in conversations with my friends. But, even your shit, taking a knife to the leg, is no joke. I'm sure you're with me on this, but...man, getting knifed fucking hurts.

[–]Tyrshand 33 points34 points ago

Yes. Yes it does. Even with adrenaline factored in. I didn't necessarily get stabbed though, as opposed to more of a slash, but it fucking HURT. And The EMTs were initially freaking me the hell out telling me it may have nicked my femoral artery. D: But its good to laugh, man. If my friends weren't such dicks about it, making sarcastic comments and calling me bladerunner and shit, the actual shock of being mugged and cut may have taken a much bigger toll on me.

[–]RommelTJ 20 points21 points ago

I'm stealing the Bladerunner joke.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 14 points15 points ago

You have a leg stabbing victim to harass?

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[–]bohemian89 29 points30 points ago

"... some of my colon removed."

"Holy shit!"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]wow_great_name 14 points15 points ago

Holey shit! FTFY

[–]Tyrshand 5 points6 points ago

I am choosing to pretend that THAT was intentional...

[–]saltyplumsoda 7 points8 points ago

I've taken an exacto knife to the forehead, a v-shaped gouge to the palm of my hand, and a swiss army knife to my ass, but only because I was a clumsy fool. I tip my hat to you, donut guy.

[–]girlnamedlance 14 points15 points ago

Have a problem finding your pockets?

[–]spirited1 9 points10 points ago

Getting stabbed in your upper, fleshy, part of the leg is usually instant death. Your largest artery is located there and if it's open, well, adios amigo. so yeah, you're about as lucky as him

[–]Tyrshand 14 points15 points ago

D: OHGODWHY It left a cool scar, though.

[–]DeathHaze420 5 points6 points ago

That artery is on the inside of your leg, not the outside tho. You can get stabbed in your leg no problem, until you cut that artery.

[–]Tebasaki 32 points33 points ago

Sure beats a blood soaked note with "I'll be back to finish the job in one year."

[–]usedtobeadinosaur 1144 points1145 points ago

I guess you were in stitches when seeing that.

[–]ThatOtherGai 469 points470 points ago

Hey now this is no place for puns, IV got a mind to report you.

[–]Ootachiful 403 points404 points ago

At least you took a stab at making a good pun.

[–]NuttinOnYou 329 points330 points ago

Your pun was pretty dull.

[–]manic_spiken 287 points288 points ago

Sorry we're not all sharp when making comebacks.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 279 points280 points ago

You've made your point.

[–]Naggers123 222 points223 points ago

You don't need to sound on edge

[–]BKMD44 375 points376 points ago

You don't bring a knife to a pun fight.

[–]betafish37 240 points241 points ago

Shank you for pointing that out.

[–]Georgeocurtis 138 points139 points ago

I'm all cut up over what to say next.

[–]Could_Be_Your_Father 138 points139 points ago

Knife

[–]pyabo 64 points65 points ago

I'm sure the OP is not amused by this sort of bedpan humor.

[–]skyskr4per 23 points24 points ago

See, this is a good pun. The full sentence is correct twice.

[–]Tactful 56 points57 points ago

I always thought there was a market for "shitty situation" cards. It's instinctive for us to glorify culturally "good" events, and attempt to totally ignore or compensate for the bad ones. Sometimes shit happens, and that shit can be obliterated via multiple routes. Humour is one of those routes.

I'd do a custom card site with low batch prints of minimalist "uncongratulatory cards". Things like:

  • Congratulations to the beginning of your beautiful divorce.

  • My love for you hits harder than that car that hit you.

  • Our friendship grew over time like stage II lymphoma.

This actually goes hand-in-hand with another idea I had; funeral photography. As human beings, we always want to frame positive memories. When taking photos we tell each other; "Smile". We hide and bottle and package our misery, our doubts, our fears, and then deliver them weekly to therapists or bartenders or our families via passive agression. I think by confronting and befriending those negative emotions, we can overcome them... like a veteran re-visiting the beaches of normandy.

"Smile for the camera". No. Cry for the camera. Scream for the camera. Take pictures of arguments, and use them later like generals reviewing old battles in order to better prepare their peacetime defences. Video-blog your hospital visits. Hire a funeral photographer, and remember people as they actually were... instead of through rose-tinted holographic glasses (we're in the future in this hypothetical).

[–]poleethman 32 points33 points ago

I got a funny card for my friend who just had kidney surgery. It was not a good choice for his stitches.

[–]the_donut_guy[S] 43 points44 points ago

yeah, laughing at this card hurt....bad. luckily i was stapled, not stitched up. apparently emergency doctors don't like doing stitches.

[–]Rocketbird 110 points111 points ago

Eh we just don't like doing that, so fuck it just staple him up. I don't have time for this home economics shit.

[–]ghostsauce 25 points26 points ago

Pretty damn close, actually.

[–]Scottiedontdunk 11 points12 points ago

It's sad that I have a PhD in Engineering with a minor and Econ and I just realized that the "ec" in Home-ec stood for economics.

How do I have a minor in econ and not even know how to sew on a button... I'm a fraud. http://imgur.com/gallery/MLDDj

[–]Lillipout 18 points19 points ago

Who can blame them? Staplers make a very satisfying K-THUNK sound.

[–]BA_Start 37 points38 points ago

[–]JustCAF 15 points16 points ago

That is one of the most obscure sites I've ever seen.

[–]cb122 4 points5 points ago

When I had my 2nd kid via c section, they gave me staples. The doctor decided it would be cheeky to sing copa cabana while doing it. So every line was "at the copa" thunk thunk "copa cabana" thunk thunk...

[–]Se7en_Sinner 113 points114 points ago

[–]thewarehouse 42 points43 points ago

Additionally relevant:

White Power Bill: "White power!"

GOB: "I'm...white..."

[–]3rd_degree_burn 10 points11 points ago

That's it, you people have been holding me back long enough! I'm going to watch some Arrested Development.

[–]julesasner-dt 12 points13 points ago

I like how that guy went from playing a "cool" guy to a socially awkward lawyer

[–]el_capitan_obvio 197 points198 points ago

That card really...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...cut to the heart of the matter.

[–]abownds 71 points72 points ago

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[–]dol1house 43 points44 points ago

My boyfriend just demanded that if he is ever stabbed he wants a card like that.

[–]ViscountShiningWit 36 points37 points ago

Such a demanding person, maybe thats what will lead to him getting stabbed...

[–]dol1house 10 points11 points ago

Maybe "requested" was a better word? His exact words were "if I ever get stabbed I want this, lol".

[–]Xen0nex 18 points19 points ago

This is a textbook signal that your boyfriend secretly wants you to stab him, but is afraid to come out and say it. Plan a romantic evening, just the two of you, with a walk in the park.

Then stab him.

It will suture your future together :)

[–]theimpolitegentleman 3 points4 points ago

Sew wouldve made that joke 10x better

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 23 points24 points ago

He really said "lol" out loud? Yep, he's definitely asking to get stabbed.

[–]FERRITofDOOM 7 points8 points ago

Where is he? We could totally do this.

[–]baalsitch 8 points9 points ago

I loved the top comment on imgur: "Sunday, Monday, stabby days!!!"

[–]nachoman456 8 points9 points ago

I did the same thing with my mom. I got her a fathers day card and replaced mother with father everywhere, then wrote "shut up it was cheap!" at the bottom. huge success, her favorite card I've ever given her.

[–]dead_brony 10 points11 points ago

Reminds me of last mothers day. The local store only had these really cheesy or super religious mothers day cards so I got a card That said "thanks" and just wrote "for going through labor" below it

[–]bbrosen 9 points10 points ago

Hallmark is really missing a key demographic

[–]jsrduck 9 points10 points ago

Does Bob Loblaw do personal injury cases?

[–]inferior_troll 7 points8 points ago

I just checked in on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog and indeed he does.

[–]GAFMisat0 36 points37 points ago

Why were you stabbed? Got jumped, mugged?

[–]alaskankiwi 2 points3 points ago