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[–]drfunkenstien014 22 points23 points ago

One of the funniest stand up specials of all time and he never drops a swear word.

[–]marcoholo 8 points9 points ago

He does say "asshole".

[–]Shalashaska315 5 points6 points ago

There's the "Dammit" and "Jesus Christ" bit at the end too

[–]marcoholo 1 point2 points ago

Which is brilliant.

[–]SantaIsADoucheFag 61 points62 points ago

Dad is great... He gave us some chocolate cake..

[–]Jalenofkake 26 points27 points ago

I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

[–]Veo_x 1 point2 points ago

Then you're an intense asshole.

[–]FreckleException 4 points5 points ago

It's a breakfast food!

[–]Shurtugil 5 points6 points ago

It's got flour, and eggs! Thats nutrition!

[–]lady_minerva 5 points6 points ago

Came here to say this. My brother and I sing it whenever cake is about.

[–]SantaIsADoucheFag 3 points4 points ago

As do my brother and I.

[–]Macklem 0 points1 point ago

Fix your fucking tie!

[–]shazaam23 21 points22 points ago

No matter how many times this is reposted it only strengthens my love of Bill Cosby.

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

That's good to know, because it's reposted often :/

[–]eninety2 11 points12 points ago

"I was getting the cookie for you..."

[–]sage101 5 points6 points ago

"I don't want the cookie."

[–]eninety2 7 points8 points ago

"Well can I have it..."

[–]NoSubrannke 6 points7 points ago

Let the beatings....BEGIN!!!!

[–]Doug_Com 5 points6 points ago

You should see my mum with my kids. They can do no wrong but i guarantee you when i did.the same thing when i was their age my ass was stinging from the slap i got. no fair mum.

[–]AliasUndercover 6 points7 points ago

Cosby was a funny SOB when he was younger and not trying to get into Heaven...

[–]g1zmo 2 points3 points ago

I just nostalgia'd a bit. My grandmother had this show on LP and I used to listen to the shit out of that when I was a kid.

[–]Shit_Dickery 3 points4 points ago

I still have this on a VHS Tape. His comedy is gold.

[–]coolplace 2 points3 points ago

I feel like Bill Cosby is one of the rare comedians where if you only read quotes of his you're really missing out on the humor. His timing and tone when saying this joke are so perfect it really makes the entire thing.

[–]Beetlebub 14 points15 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Such is Life 0coms 11pts 3mos atheism
Bill Cosby on grandmothers 742coms 2419pts 3mos funny
Bill Cosby on his mother. 1com -1pt 1mo atheism
Classic Bill Cosby 108coms 1492pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]davister 1 point2 points ago

I see that G Pa found out how to post....

[–]FrailRain 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite repost.

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 1 point2 points ago

Are there even any good PG comics anymore? Everyone is so "edgy" these day, what with the atheism and all.

[–]BookDuck 1 point2 points ago

Kevin James. A lot of fat jokes, I find them funny being a fat guy and all.

"I know [Robert] De Niro, you know, it's all famous that he packed on 60 pounds for Raging Bull, but ah, he just did it for one movie, I do that for every movie."

"My fitness goals are different than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth. "

"You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go "Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?"..."Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?"

[–]TARDIStaxi 0 points1 point ago

Mike Birbiglia is pretty clean. My favorite current comedian.

[–]awesomedudeguy 0 points1 point ago

Brian Regan

[–]ppark9689 1 point2 points ago

Can I get a link to his stand up?

[–]aleatorictelevision 1 point2 points ago

had to watch most of the special to find it, but here you go http://youtu.be/Nq9yWXtI6aA?t=1m40s

ahh nostalgia

[–]stayhigh247 1 point2 points ago

Zadoobe doo, deezabba zabba babbaboo

[–]bisp247 6 points7 points ago

zip zop zoopity bop

[–]luckyshamrok19 3 points4 points ago

reddit has ruined anything Bill Cosby has ever said for me. As soon as I know it's his quote, I jump to the end to read the zoobity zoop bip bop da bop.

[–]isaidnomayonaisse 1 point2 points ago

Bill Cosby should also have one on reposting

[–]pikeybastard 0 points1 point ago

When people of my acquaintance slag off America, I always remind them: put a man on the moon, elvis, Bill Cosby. There is no comeback to that.

[–]SteveTheSultan 0 points1 point ago

Go carts

[–]revbone 0 points1 point ago

Here is Robert McNamara trying to get into heaven;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgjfNGIO8A

[–]Teh_Candyman 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think he looks kind of like Q-Tip?

[–]GandalfTheFunky 0 points1 point ago

Quote is wrong. It's referring to both of his parents. "These are old people, who are trying to get into heaven now."

[–]calebhall 0 points1 point ago

I got that Dvd for like 5 bucks at Walmart

[–]UraharaZR 0 points1 point ago

Man, i really have to find some popular picture to post in here, that is so widely known, so i can rake karma.

[–]abeautifulsky 0 points1 point ago

As a 16 year old, I have never laughed so hard at anything in my life. Whenever I'm home sick, this seriously lifts my spirits. You can never go wrong with Bill Cosby.

[–]focus-pocus 0 points1 point ago

Had the pleasure of seeing this guy perform. Thank you for posting this and reminding people that he was more than strings of nonsense words.

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

I try to explain this to my nieces and nephews. My mother is a legitimately evil person.

[–]dewhashish 0 points1 point ago

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal objects. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

[–]superpastaaisle 0 points1 point ago

Bill Cosby on tax cuts for the rich:

"Now you see, the problem with the hibbity rich cuts is the choo choo wakaboo puddin pops and kookoos"

[–]Bencool -2 points-1 points ago

rarrararrararepost ra ra ra repost ra rara repost.

[–]shindelins -1 points0 points ago

It so sad when he Jokingly talks about killing his son :(

[–]bobmystery -1 points0 points ago

This was probably posted too long ago for anyone to read this, but when VHS rental stores first began popping up (local stuff, not Blockbuster or Hollywood or whatever) my grandfather would take me (a boy of around 9) and pay an outrageous $8 per night to rent "Himself" every weekend I spent with him, and we would watch it over and over and over and laugh our asses off.

Goddamnit, I'm going to get a copy of Himself and take it to his house this weekend and re-live that glory. (he's 94 years old and I'm 35 now)

[–]Senile_Bill_Cosby -3 points-2 points ago

I do not remember saying that...

My mother was as sweet as Strawberry JELLO you see. I would come home from school as a young boy, and every day there she was meeting me inside the door just bursting with joy for me to be home. She would give me a big kiss and lick me all over my face, and her tail would be a wiggling and a waggling, back and forth, hitting my legs as she would turn around in circles barking at me. She was the happiest when I was getting home. It always made me sad when this mean old woman would put her outside in the garage. She never meant to pee the carpet, but sometimes her excitement would be so great that while her tail was a wiggling and a waggling she would pee a little. That meant she had to go outside. I'd feel bad so I would sneak out to her and give her a little treat. We would share an ice cold JELLO puddin pop. She would lick the chocolaty goodness off my face and we would have a grand old time in that garage.