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[–]stirfryandnoodles 11 points12 points ago

...and doesn't look the least bit disappointed.

[–]DGVictus 5 points6 points ago

He's still high...

[–]KaizerSmokeHaze 0 points1 point ago

"Smoked pot, watched porn, got caught. This is me bragging"

[–]I_am_not_angry 1 point2 points ago

His friends probably came by and high 5'd him.

[–]nategamer01 1 point2 points ago

The punishment was wearing those sandals in public.

[–]nullality 1 point2 points ago

I wanna be friends with that guy, that's way better than "FREE HUGS"

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

No he saw the salad dressing.

[–]CaptainKingChampion 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen the living embodiment of remorse until now.

[–]wdoler 0 points1 point ago

Mother of Repost

[–]Aliencow 0 points1 point ago

i don't understand. why gets he punished? weed and porn... the only thing what would be better is weed and sex with two pretty girls. Some parents are realy strange!

[–]SceretAznMan -1 points0 points ago

Americans.... you think this will solve the problem? This will only make the youth create better ways to hide all that stuff. What needs to happen is spank that kid with a belt