Is this rule real??

CtrlC_plus_CtrlV · 1 month

i don't call it the 5-second rule. i call it the "i have an immune system, and i'll be goddamned if i'm not gonna use it" rule.

NoWuffo · 1 month

Ahh, I see someone likes Woot shirts!

AndyOniyate · 1 month

At first I thought this was a Rule 34 joke and they were about to fuck the pretzel.

statistical_anemone · 1 month

Mythbusters covered this. The rule is not in fact true. You can eat one piece of food of the ground after many minutes and not have their be any germs, and another food after a split second and have their be tons of germs. What's the difference? Wetness. Wetness sucks up the germs quite readily.

But, I think if anyone of us dropped something sticky and wet on the floor we'd sure as fuck not apply the five second rule. So, you're pretty much safe.

mtux96 · 1 month

It depends on how rich you are. If you are really poor, then it's a 30 second rule.

ouTPhaze · 1 month

It's actually clause 23.1 in the official Germ Race rulebook. You have to wait for a 5second count before making a run for the food object. If the food object is removed within that time, then you missed it and have to wait for another round.

Larsenmur · 1 month

can anyone explain to a european guy what rule you are talking about?

Gramage · 1 month

Shit I feel dumb. For a second I thought you were talking about some kinda pretzel untwisting rule I never heard of...

tagrav · 1 month

Depends on how much you paid for that steak

ChelseaColleenn · 1 month

I take it you don't watch myth busters.

dtoppin · 1 month

Love the photo. Disagree with the 5 second rule.

afellowtree · 1 month

I can tell you that rule 34 is real...

hrabib · 1 month

This is how I live my life

whatbrighteyes · 1 month

what up wootshirt

MrSteveB · 1 month

I have that shirt woot shirt. I got it when I bought the random $6.66 shirt they have every once in a while. I never wear it, but it's a cool shirt.

Mefreh · 1 month

Mythbusters did an episode on this.

The transition of bacteria is almost instantaneous - things happen much faster at a microbial level than they do at our own. (generalization) The amount of bacteria that crosses over depends on many factors, of which a prominent one was how wet or dry the item in question was. (Wetter = more bacteria)

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/five-second-rule-minimyth.htm

Here's a link.

downhillonslicks · 1 month

no - heard on some NPR show - some smarty pants did the study - you drop it and it is germ'd up. doesn't matter the time - at least in a human ability to react.

Coolbreezy · 1 month

Dirt doesn't keep track of time.

ssssssss_boom · 1 month

I have this shirt! [woot!](www.shirt.woot.com)

Kyle_Crafty · 1 month

No. The bacteria actually gets on the food as it hits the ground. That's like saying you dip your hands in water for 3 seconds and it doesn't get wet. Chances are you'll survive if you eat it regardless (assuming you have a proper immune system)

killedmypassword · 1 month

no, it's not.

mookstar1 · 1 month

Ive eaten food i found on the street before. So my answer is sure it's a real rule, however it doesn't apply to my life. Also, I'm disgusting.

MontrealBornanRaised · 1 month

For some reason I though of rule 34, and now I want to see pretzel porn.

question_all_the_thi · 1 month

That's not how the 5 second rule works.

Five seconds is the time it takes the dog to reach it.

Theobon · 1 month

5 second rule is a simple way to explain things to kids. Kids like consistent rules as they are the easiest to internalize. Complex situation rules take a lot longer to learn and understand.

A parent wants to have a way to explain that:

Don't pick up things off the ground and put them in your mouth.
It is okay for them to pick up something you dropped and give it back to you to eat.

Thus the 5 second rule was created.

Twoflappylips · 1 month

Mythbusters busted it...

brownboy13 · 1 month

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NickN3v3r · 1 month

According to the almighty wisdom of Mythbusters, the rule don't mean shit. Basically they theorized that the germs will be there no matter what and the five second rule does nothing to stall germs from being on the food cause they'll already be there anyway. Also I think it was the same episode that they discovered a dogs mouth is cleaner than Adam's mouth, but that's just small details you know?

sheravi · 1 month

If you have cats, or pets of the shedding variety for that matter, I would say no.

Aaronmcom · 1 month

WARNING does not work if dropped in human feces, paint, glue, or any other liquid/semi-liquid.

superoriginalusernam · 1 month

I definately thought that this was refering to rule 34 for a minute and that this was a timed gangbang or something.

shadumdum · 1 month

I have this t-shirt. One of my favorites.

McPantaloons · 1 month

That germ is counting too fast. The pretzel looks like it just made contact and he's already on three.

shoegarbagebiology · 1 month

Baron Vaughn knows all about this.

abigboot · 1 month

The sad part is, I have that shirt...

Andross561 · 1 month

http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2007/05/09/rethinking-the-fivesecond-rule/

Thatswatsheproclaims · 1 month

Wtf....I literally just dropped my pretzel 10min ago then said fck it, threw it away, went on reddit to find this.....

Reddit never ceases to amaze me....and scare me...

inuyasha10121 · 1 month

Remember, what doesn't kill you only horribly debilitates you for the rest of your life.

SirSandGoblin · 1 month

i work in kitchens and a guy i work with told me about how a health and safety officer once asked him how he had improved his kitchens hygiene since they last did an inspection, and he said "we changed the 5 second rule to a 3 second rule", apparently the inspector didn't take the joke well

phsyco · 1 month

Warning: Does not work with soup

ryoner89 · 1 month

My 8th Grade Cooking teacher explained it best. As soon as it hits the floor, it's going to collect dirt and dust and whatever else can possibly stick to it. There's not really such a thing as the "5 second rule"

Certain types of food I'll shrug, brush it off, and eat it. Other things, such as sticky foods, I'll throw away.

stargrazing · 1 month

Phew, I thought you were trying to call rule 34 on that picture at first.

fromthe206 · 1 month

I read through the Farmer's Almanac one year and it said as soon as food touches an unclean surface it is contaminated. There is no 3-second or 5-second rule. That's just something people made up.

roger_podakter · 1 month

No, but your immune system is. Get over it.

OatGerm · 1 month

Little germs: It fell, let's get it!

King germ: No! We must wait 5 seconds!

smokyexe · 1 month

It's not. Mythbusters even had an ep about it.

sambojomo · 1 month

No. And actually carpet transfers less bacteria to your dropped food than tile or other hard surfaces do due to reduced contact area.

Camtronocon · 1 month

They actually did a Mythbusters on this. Essentially it depends if the food is wet or dry if I remember correctly. If it's dry (i.e. a chip ((crisp)) or pretzel) it takes much longer (like 2 mins+) for to to show any extra bacteria.

If it's wet (i.e. like a piece of meat) it happens much faster.

rantifarian · 1 month

That pretzel looks like a shit

I_EAT_TEETH · 1 month

I call it the, "It didn't land in any bodily fluids." rule.

random_seals · 1 month

Well if it's on the internet, it must be real, why would someone just go and lie to you?

snoochiepoochies · 1 month

I thought this was a Rule 34 question. Took me a minute.

mteck · 1 month

I bought this on a shirt for my bro last Xmas. He texted me after he received it and couldn't figure it out! Fucking rookies.

nitefang · 1 month

Screw the Five Second rule. My rule is that if I can't see anything on it, and I am not in a biochemical weapons manufacturing plant, it is safe.

CADM1UM · 1 month

i live by the 20 minute rule. 5 seconds stresses me out

clowndubpope · 1 month

Not true, but still i would eat shit off the floor thats been there for over some odd hours

dastweezers · 1 month

Holy shit, germs the size of mice

leveraction1970 · 1 month

I grew up poor. We had a 7 second rule in order to save more food.

monstrmyles · 1 month

Saw that shirt on woot months...still pretty funny.

Wesleyvisser15 · 1 month

I use the 5 second rule because i have a low immune system

noobathiking · 1 month

This rule doesnt apply to thru-hikers. I shit you not, i had my snickers drop in horse/mule shit when i was doing the John Muir. I dusted it off and savored the nougat filled calories.

hefnetefne · 1 month

It depends on the food item. An M&M is safe for quite a while. Pastrami on the other hand, is an instant no-go.

Source: Mythbusters

FredL2 · 1 month

I initially thought you meant a new internet rule regarding sex between food and germs. I need to cut down on my internet exposure.

whatwhat27 · 1 month

explodr · 1 month

If you drop something on the ground, it doesn't land surrounded by eager bacteria trying to get to it. It lands in bacteria, among other things.

Unshackledai · 1 month

There was a recent study that said the rule is more likely closer to 10 seconds I think, although it was a while ago so I don't have the source, this is on a smooth dry surface, it decreases for a wet or corrugated one.

adanishplz · 1 month

If it hits the floor, it ain't food no more.

Selinux · 1 month

C'mon people! How are there still people who take this myth seriously?! If something falls on the ground it is for all intents and purposes instantly infected, unless the ground for whatever reason happens to be sterile.

HyzerFlipDG · 1 month

no it's not a rule.. are you serious? Don't eat things that hit the ground!

kabomlamma · 1 month

they are already on there before it even falls, so no

Friedpiper · 1 month

Bacteria doesn't just hang out on the ground if it's got nothing to eat. Now if the pretzel fell in dog shit, well then that's a little different.

jeahs21 · 1 month

not if u drop it in the toilet. shouldn't be eating in the bathroom anyway.

Dragon_Whiskers · 1 month

bolt289 · 1 month

If it's a vegetable the five-second rule need not apply, for all other food types then yes - eat it.

raazman · 1 month

It's legit.

[deleted] · 1 month

Somehow I knew you were some kind of spammer or something. Uninspired post looks like something out of a shitty top 10 list. Please delete your account and don't come back.

TheOdinson6690 · 1 month

Those are generous germs, giving you a extra 2 seconds and all

funny

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