This man does NOT like to be honked at

anonymousrapeface · 3 months

Turn windshield wipers on and laugh hysterically

thereallamewad · 3 months

Amazing Grace, huh? Yankee Doodle might be more appropriate.

I_Steam_A_Good_Ham · 3 months

I AM THE ONE WHO HONKS!

[deleted] · 3 months

Can't tell if that is a threat or a invite for a free lap dance for my car.

supergimp · 3 months

I'd rather that he sing "I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole....... isn't that right, dawsonscreekrox??

Lampmonster1 · 3 months

I have never understood why people get so mad about being honked at. I honked at a woman I worked with when she sat at a green and she acted liked I walked up to her car and farted in her window. Another time a guy got alongside me and gave me dirty looks for a mile. The guy was staring off into the distance sitting at a green! I guess they get mad because they get startled, but that's nonsense if you ask me.

timmymac · 3 months

When my wife is in the car she tells me to GO as soon as the light turns green.

I just thank her for being there for me because I find it hard to get anywhere when she's not in the car to help.

Edit: green not red.

MisterCritical · 3 months

It's the slow singing of Amazing Grace that would annoy the hell out of me.

pumpkin_guts · 3 months

You haven't lived till you've been honked at after the other light has gone red, but before yours has turned green. You have to admire their impeccable timing to get that honk just so even while wondering what the fuck made them think you should be barreling into the intersection before it's clear of cars.

andrewsmith1986 · 3 months

Fuck, I want to honk at him just to see that show.

sgtpppr · 3 months

Though I find it is more likely if someone honked at this guy enough to get him to post an angry Facebook update, his 0.2 second estimate is probably more like 10 seconds "while I clean out the passenger side of my car". Maybe 0.2 seconds after he finally looked up and realized it was green.

throwaway7887668 · 3 months

This is how I imagine it would happen except its not on a boat

thomaswagner_91 · 3 months

You wanna know how I know this is fake? This seems like a Facebook mobile app and it is not like this forever.

Baby_Punter · 3 months

After considering it, this is in fact the only appropriate response to being honked at .2 seconds after a green light.

redinyourhead · 3 months

This man should NOT drive in Mexico...

s2011 · 3 months

Welcome to New York

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Sportsedition · 3 months

Don't visit New York City.

proraver · 3 months

I like this idea. I usually just jump out and ask them if they are ok.

SinisterMidget · 3 months

If he gets honked at frequently enough to be this upset about it, it's a safe bet that he's just a shitty driver.

divad1978 · 3 months

The worst is where you are behind someone that takes that .2 second too long and the person behind you honks and then the person in front of you chews you out calling you an impatient asshole. And then me doing my best Larry David impersonation pointing behind me saying, "It wasn't me it wasn't me, it was the people behind me."

cerdmier · 3 months

It sounds like someone needs to pay attention while driving.

thom612 · 3 months

Ugh...people get upset at this kind of stuff? If somebody honks at you at a stoplight just start driving.

Powerhouse34 · 3 months

Irrational? Yes. Effective? Absolutely.

Dan_the_moto_man · 3 months

For his sake I hope their windshield wipers don't have any sharp edges on them.

dawsonscreekrox · 3 months

Yeah, except he obviously posted this in response to someone honking at him at a traffic light, and then didn't get out of his whip and whip it out.

[deleted] · 3 months

Did you consider he might liked to be honked at, and is very proud of his singing ability and his thingee?

sinysh · 3 months

challenge accepted

Solkre · 3 months

Well, if he's going to sing it as slow as humanly possible. He'll just be standing there with his dick on the window going "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

kjester · 3 months

OP must live in Miami.

Dented · 3 months

Definition of a NY second.

ceir · 3 months

pics or it didn't happen.

harpderpington · 3 months

Okay, new rule. I am going to honk every time the light turns green from here on out in the hopes that one day, this guy will be in front of me. Will report back with pics.

Ekiph · 3 months

Maybe he should be watching the cross traffics lights....

IPatientZero · 3 months

My rule is 5 seconds. If they sit there for 5 seconds and don't move an inch, they get a small beep. Just a reminder that the light turned green. Not a long, douchebag beep. I only do that when I get cut off :P

Manacit · 3 months

I don't understand why people are so ready to pull penises OUT of their pants. Personally, when I'm pissing people off, I'd like to keep vital organs like penises where they're out of harms way.

Maybe I'm just in the minority.

Hank_Moody · 3 months

This man would literally spend the rest of his life singing naked in public if he lived in Chicago.

BilldaCat10 · 3 months

It's worse now because people have their face in their phone at the light. I don't check my phone if I'm first in line, as I know I need to watch the light. If I'm further back in line, I might, as I'll notice the car in front of me moving with my peripheral vision.

Trying to get better about staying off the phone though, period.

iFlick · 3 months

This man does NOT like to be honked at

Then why'd he offer to do all that for anyone who honks at him?

cbfw86 · 3 months

Don't live in France

Rasta_Man69 · 3 months

i guess that brings "honk if your horny" to a whole new level

Haddock__ · 3 months

Well, just drive ya big baby cunt!

GigliWasUnderrated · 3 months

If you continue to fail to embrace adverbs, I'll stick my dick on your windshield and sing amazing grace as slowly as possible.

A1649 · 3 months

If you are from the Omaha, NE area that was me yesterday, and I just want you to know i'm sorry. My horn is very sensitive and I bumped it with my elbow when I was turning my A/C on. Tried to wave and mouth sorry. Don't actually try that though. It wouldn't end well

corbanus · 3 months

I wish I could do this, but I lack the proper organ.

wanderinglife · 3 months

When someone honks at me immediately after a light turns green, I sit there waiting halfway through its yellow phase then quickly speed off and leave them waiting at a red light. Again.

alcalde · 3 months

The net result of this post is that, as a gay man, I've now been encouraged to honk my horn every time the light turns green.

wilsonism · 3 months

I hate people that can't give you one second to release the brake and press the accelerator. Unless you are transporting a live organ for transport, you are not that fucking important. If you are, shouldn't you be in a helicopter?

e5cape · 3 months

and then i run you over

ungodlywarlock · 3 months

I feel his pain. After living in LA for several years, I REALLY started to hate these people. The worst people were the ones that actually honked at you while the fucking light was red because the the light for cross traffic had just changed to yellow.

They would honk so that you start driving because the light was ABOUT to change.

True road rage right there.

FerociousImbecile · 3 months

How does he have your cell number??????

Footlongcorndog · 3 months

This man also has no fear of windshield wipers

untouchable_face · 3 months

First time I really wished I had a dick...

expedient · 3 months

Too wordy for a bumper sticker. How about: Honk 4 Amazing Dick

mchao · 3 months

OMG THIS WAS THE POST THE GRANDPA WAS TALKING ABOUT

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