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Louis CK's dream has come to reality! (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by iparga
[–]zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz 19 points20 points21 points 3 months ago
"Straight only". Good luck having straight sex with a dead male who can't get it up.
[–]Bear03 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
he wld be super up...rigor mortis!
[–]Alvleeskliersap -4 points-3 points-2 points 3 months ago
it's not a muscle!
[–]blastedt 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Wikipedia says otherwise.
[–]Potchi79 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Death Erection used to play at the bar by my work. They broke up after the singer OD'ed.
[–]Zebidee 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
That must have been hard on them.
[–]Wicked_Inygma -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
It was quite traumatic, actually. They walked in and found a stiff.
[–]batfan20 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
They were probably better than Limp Bizkit.
[–]UnacceptableUse 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That sounds like a band I could really get into
[–]FinisJenningsDake 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Correction: it sounds like a band that could really get into you.
[–]IncombingInk 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
TIL
[–]int3rwebz3 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Dafuq did I just read?
[–]SellinThings -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Rigamortis, anyone?
[–]StridentLobster 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
That is not how rigor mortis works.
[–]SellinThings -4 points-3 points-2 points 3 months ago
Rigamortis is funnier.
[–]paddypunk 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
That card has been around for YEARS! I got mine in the mid-eighties from Psychick TV or Whitehouse or any one of those excellently ugly industrial bands.
[–]Kibekt 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Oh man.
That's the first time I've seen Whitehouse mentioned outside a music subreddit/ 4chan.
You're awesome.
[–]paddypunk 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I don't think I've ever been called awesome before - made my morning that has!
[–]Kibekt 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I just envy you seeing them live at their prime.
Not that their more recent stuff is bad mind you.
[–]SellinThings 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
:) Alas, hope
[–]alexrw 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
fuck it, when your dead have a ball. fuck me in the ear. cum on my face. give my little brother five dollars though each time you visit or gtfo
[–]STUN_Runner 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
"I wanna be the Willy Wonka of perversion. [SINGING] You can shit in my mouth and pretend that I am your father...'"
[–]Borskey 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I don't care, I am dead
[–]ClampingNomads 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Genius. It has come to pass that Death shall not stop me trolling my family.
Ctrl + P
[–]lugh_the_bard 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
But seriously, is legal? I would totally let people have sex with me
[–]QuoteOfTheHour -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
Leave. Leave, and never ever return.
[–]ragnaROCKER 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
necrophiliacs haters gonna hate necrophiliacs.
[–]ItsAWhaleItsAvail 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Fantastic! Is there an app yet?
[–]Lemm 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Anyone have a link to the Louis CK bit OP is referencing?
[–]Wicked_Inygma 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roFbUQeKplU ?
[–]wsitu 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wow, so three prominent comedians all do this same bit.
[–]ZombieFaceXP 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Im... morbidly interested, despite myself.
[–]Squackula 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
As am I.
[–]angrybob4213 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
That's fucked up...
[–]Midnight_Skye 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Wait... They do this?
[–]cyanidecynic 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I think these should be handed out along with organ donation cards.
[–]k8steak 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
GET YOU SOME
[–]dressedAsDog 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wasn't it a David Cross joke? Or they both tell it?
[–]jessotopher 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
could you honestly bang a dead chick? (this question is not for forever aloners) (because obviously yes)
[–]Squeejee09 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
With her permission (and a mostly non-decomposed body)? Yes.
[–]fortnight14 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Is this real?? How is this legal?
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
I thought that was a Bob Odenkirk bit.
[–]cammod -9 points-8 points-7 points 3 months ago
All feminists who are in support of sexual liberation should also support this. Oh, and also pedophilia.
[–]Lemm 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Pedophilia is an interesting case. While I recognize the possibility of a healthy relationship with a minor, how does the law treat such a case? Children are not given rights for the most part. The law treats them as incompetent and unable to legally make an informed decision. The legal system cannot handle giving children the right to competently choose a partner without giving them other rights as well. Supporting legally sanctioned pedophilic relationships opens up an entirely new can of worms. So ultimately, supporters will need to come up with a fix for all of the newly created problems before seeing even the idea being considered.
Also, it's never a good idea to tell any group of people what they ought to be supporting.
I really do feel sorry for pedophiles, at least the non-rapey ones.
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