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[–]zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz 19 points20 points ago

"Straight only". Good luck having straight sex with a dead male who can't get it up.

[–]Bear03 8 points9 points ago

he wld be super up...rigor mortis!

[–]Alvleeskliersap -4 points-3 points ago

it's not a muscle!

[–]blastedt 6 points7 points ago

[–]Potchi79 7 points8 points ago

Death Erection used to play at the bar by my work. They broke up after the singer OD'ed.

[–]Zebidee 22 points23 points ago

That must have been hard on them.

[–]Wicked_Inygma -3 points-2 points ago

It was quite traumatic, actually. They walked in and found a stiff.

[–]batfan20 1 point2 points ago

They were probably better than Limp Bizkit.

[–]UnacceptableUse 0 points1 point ago

That sounds like a band I could really get into

[–]FinisJenningsDake 2 points3 points ago

Correction: it sounds like a band that could really get into you.

[–]IncombingInk 8 points9 points ago

TIL

[–]int3rwebz3 2 points3 points ago

Dafuq did I just read?

[–]SellinThings -1 points0 points ago

Rigamortis, anyone?

[–]StridentLobster 1 point2 points ago

That is not how rigor mortis works.

[–]SellinThings -4 points-3 points ago

Rigamortis is funnier.

[–]paddypunk 10 points11 points ago

That card has been around for YEARS! I got mine in the mid-eighties from Psychick TV or Whitehouse or any one of those excellently ugly industrial bands.

[–]Kibekt 2 points3 points ago

Oh man.

That's the first time I've seen Whitehouse mentioned outside a music subreddit/ 4chan.

You're awesome.

[–]paddypunk 2 points3 points ago

I don't think I've ever been called awesome before - made my morning that has!

[–]Kibekt 0 points1 point ago

I just envy you seeing them live at their prime.

Not that their more recent stuff is bad mind you.

[–]SellinThings 11 points12 points ago

[–]alexrw 15 points16 points ago

fuck it, when your dead have a ball. fuck me in the ear. cum on my face. give my little brother five dollars though each time you visit or gtfo

[–]STUN_Runner 4 points5 points ago

"I wanna be the Willy Wonka of perversion. [SINGING] You can shit in my mouth and pretend that I am your father...'"

[–]Borskey 2 points3 points ago

I don't care, I am dead

[–]ClampingNomads 2 points3 points ago

Genius. It has come to pass that Death shall not stop me trolling my family.

Ctrl + P

[–]lugh_the_bard 8 points9 points ago

But seriously, is legal? I would totally let people have sex with me

[–]QuoteOfTheHour -3 points-2 points ago

Leave. Leave, and never ever return.

[–]ragnaROCKER 3 points4 points ago

necrophiliacs haters gonna hate necrophiliacs.

[–]ItsAWhaleItsAvail 2 points3 points ago

Fantastic! Is there an app yet?

[–]Lemm 1 point2 points ago

Anyone have a link to the Louis CK bit OP is referencing?

[–]ZombieFaceXP 1 point2 points ago

Im... morbidly interested, despite myself.

[–]Squackula 0 points1 point ago

As am I.

[–]angrybob4213 1 point2 points ago

That's fucked up...

[–]Midnight_Skye 1 point2 points ago

Wait... They do this?

[–]cyanidecynic 0 points1 point ago

I think these should be handed out along with organ donation cards.

[–]k8steak 0 points1 point ago

GET YOU SOME

[–]dressedAsDog 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't it a David Cross joke? Or they both tell it?

[–]jessotopher 0 points1 point ago

could you honestly bang a dead chick? (this question is not for forever aloners) (because obviously yes)

[–]Squeejee09 1 point2 points ago

With her permission (and a mostly non-decomposed body)? Yes.

[–]fortnight14 0 points1 point ago

Is this real?? How is this legal?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I thought that was a Bob Odenkirk bit.