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[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 7 points8 points ago

1274 of them are spiders.

[–]_ynot_ 5 points6 points ago

And none of them can be seen.

[–]lily_gulmohar 2 points3 points ago

Plants can Kill You Too

[–]Kbear52 3 points4 points ago

No they aren't

[–]AussieSpy 2 points3 points ago

Drop bears are the worst!

[–]bluestones 0 points1 point ago

Well there is one way you can stop them. They HATE Vegemite. It's why we eat it didn't you know? We have Vegemite flavor

[–]tomfiend[!] 0 points1 point ago

Don't even fucking joke about them man. Both my parents were victims of drop bears.

[–]AgeOfHades 0 points1 point ago

man those upside down jokes.

also you should all come visit, nothing bad could ever go wrong

[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 1 point2 points ago

You suck.

[–]colinvern1994 0 points1 point ago

i can only count 32.

[–]lxxwj 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of this

[–]markex 0 points1 point ago

And 672 other things that could kill you

[–]castellar -4 points-3 points ago

[–]luke95836 -2 points-1 points ago

AUZZI AUZZI AUZZI

[–]Runefist_Smashgrab 0 points1 point ago

Its like the Australian version of the Vuvuzela. I remember being at the cricket once and this prick just would not shut up with it. Some mad bastard half the pitch away yelled, in perfect bogan, "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

Whole crowd cheered. I personally stood to applaud his conduct. I would buy that man a beer.

[–]Perryn -2 points-1 points ago

*There are no trees in this picture.

[–]mrlayabout -3 points-2 points ago

*and nearly all of them are racists.