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[–]sweetygirlfaj 82 points83 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]fishmaster2012 23 points24 points ago

I love how this is always the top comment whenever we break something. You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

[–]Semajal 1 point2 points ago

Inception quote of awesome :D

[–]sweetygirlfaj 4 points5 points ago

Fair, but I figured I would karma whore for once. It's been the only time I've gotten the opportunity. lol

[–]okgasman 42 points43 points ago

When she says "sweetheart", she means me, not you guys. so all of you neck beards stay back. If it doesn't work out between us, I will let you guys try.

[–]pstut 3 points4 points ago

Funny, I thought the same thing...but he can't be talking about both of us...hmm

[–]connery78 6 points7 points ago

Can we break Omegele and Cleverbot too please?

[–]that6guy66 1 point2 points ago

if we try hard enough we can do it...

[–]beachjustice 6 points7 points ago

Great advertising scheme. Reddit will be feeding it for a good long time.

[–]LandoKardasian 5 points6 points ago

Entertaining screen caps of any decent app will get it at least 3,000+ downloads

[–]Synux 0 points1 point ago

Evidence, please.

[–]LandoKardasian 0 points1 point ago

I don't have evidence but I do recall a few apps that have come through the woodwork whether it be by comical intrigue or a developer actually posting about it. Like the pseudo-pandemic (but better) game that a developer made and posted screens of asking people to try it out and give feedback; it was his first time using iOS for that purpose.

[–]monkeymoat 2 points3 points ago

fucking good, im sick of those screen caps.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Does that mean we can finally stop posting all of them?

[–]Gumner 7 points8 points ago

Their twitter makes me think, "whats an ather?"

[–]Jottor 3 points4 points ago

I would rather spell it "siege".

[–]CrazyJoe91 3 points4 points ago

We break any website someone posts about. Damn redditors have no self control

[–]MBannon2020 1 point2 points ago

That's why it crashes every 5 questions.

[–]htdlr 1 point2 points ago

Sooorrry...

[–]USArentAmerica 3 points4 points ago

Again

[–]ZephyrBiscuit 2 points3 points ago

People who beat dead horses. People who beat dead horses, everywhere.

[–]ThePoliceMan -2 points-1 points ago

If "would you rather" was a dead horse, very few people would be using it except those few redditors who still think it's hilarious. It's not hilarious, but it is fun when you're bored and when all the links are purple.

[–]SleepyAstronaut 1 point2 points ago

You're both wrong.

[–]ZephyrBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

Beating a dead horse has nothing to do with the amount of people beating it. The horse is dead. It is not "hilarious" nor is it any "fun." If you enjoy, go do it on your own.

Although you do deserve a congratulations for making it up to, currently, 350 upvotes when 10 other people posted it at the same time.

[–]mrpotatoes 1 point2 points ago

I keep reading that twitter handle as "Your ather" and wondering wtf an ather is.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

That S.P.A.G. is awful.

[–]KickAssCommie 0 points1 point ago

Why do we always seem to break the interwebs!?!

[–]Republiken -1 points0 points ago

seige?