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[–]rockinliam 31 points32 points ago

Xzibit's ship shipping company?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

In before Yo D...oh. No.

[–]wet_cement 14 points15 points ago

This is the MV Blue Marlin, a ship-shipping ship.
Edit: Actually looks like this may be after it has come off of the Blue Marlin. Here's a video.

[–]mcsweetits 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I have ever said "ship-shipping ship" before today.

[–]ForensicFungineer 0 points1 point ago

What else would you ship your ships with, other than a ship shipping ship?

[–]jvnk 12 points13 points ago

There has got to be better pictures of this. Surely noone saw this and thought, "That's normal, won't bother getting a picture."

[–]wet_cement 21 points22 points ago

[–]frogminator 0 points1 point ago

Touche, now I am a believer

[–]EgregiousJones 10 points11 points ago

JFC. I have loved this kind of situation for far longer than the Xzibit meme has been around.</hipster> I puzzle friends by excitedly pointing out trucks towing/hauling trucks of the same kind. I alienate people by getting wide-eyed at bags full of bags (no, not the grocery bags we keep under our sinks -- I'm inured to that). When I saw a picture of a tiny car (Fiat 500?) sitting in the back of a big SUV, one of my first temptations was to send it to everyone I know. I even flipped out when I first saw an oil rig being transported by ship, and that's only roughly related to what's going on in those other cases

Pictures of things performing their functions with respect to things of the same kind are to me what cats/weed/atheism are to stereotypical but non-existent redditors.

So, thanks. This is the second time I've wished I had more votes to deploy, excluding posts in which someone convincingly describes heroism such that I tear up.

(I realize that explaining an upvote is lame -- you voted something up: yes, you've expressed your appreciation, now stfu -- but I reckon I'm late enough to this thread that it'll escape notice.)

Edit: Upon re-reading that, I, for the first time, realized that my dissertation is about a type of the phenomenon I was just describing. (It's about abstract objects performing their functions with respect to other abstract objects, among other things.) Thanks for the epiphany, Iamsexyandiknowit.

[–]HerzBrennt 2 points3 points ago

TIL I'm not the only one. My earliest recollection of it was seeing this and it drives me to save to buy both. Yeah, the truck thing though - I puzzle my wife by pointing out when a dealership is using a truck from another manufacturer to haul the trucks the dealership sells.

[–]djbdubs 19 points20 points ago

This is photoshopped right? if not how to they stack ships... is there a crane strong enough?

[–]nawitus 24 points25 points ago

Apparently it's real.

This was seen in Rotterdam harbour ... 13 ships all welded together & to the barge . Built in China to fuel the explosion in cargo needs. before the recession... now they are all lying around unfinished & un paid for. But it is impressive to see them stacked up like this.

[–]djbdubs 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for that... but how did they stack them? My work mate seems to think using a massive dry dock, float one ship in, suspend it drain the dry dock a bit and float another one in under it, fill the dry dock and so on... sounds plausible?

[–]ALoudMouthBaby 27 points28 points ago

I think you underestimate just how hard core maritime construction is. We've gotten very good at moving massive objects around over the years. Something like this wouldn't even break a sweat moving those ships.

[–]DeskFlyer 11 points12 points ago

So where's the crane that lifted that bad boy into place?

[–]davvblack 8 points9 points ago

Somehow my brain files these cranes under the same "Awe-inspiring human achievement" as space shuttles. Just freaking awesome.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 3 points4 points ago

I think people also overestimate how heavy a barge is. They are definitely heavy of course but really all they need to do is displace a lot of water and not leak. No engines, no heating/cooling, no navigation. Just a big rounded box so lifting them is going to be a lot easier than lifting a ship of the same size. Plus the bottoms are flat which makes stacking them way easier.

What I find more impressive is how they can load cargo cranes on ships. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR6e_7Jpu-I

[–]PowerLord 2 points3 points ago

[–]Guyon 1 point2 points ago

Hey! I live near that!

[–]thicka 3 points4 points ago

I'm just surprised the ships can take the weight of so many ships on top of them. each one of those ships even the little ones have to weigh at bear minimum 100 tones and there are 4 of them stacked on one little boat. the mother boat is understandably built for the load but how does the first stacked boat take the strain? I'm amazed.

[–]meuzobuga 3 points4 points ago

100 tonnes is the weight of a train locomotive. These ships are most likely orders of magnitude heavier.

That being said, I'm amazed just like you are.

[–]Creepybusguy 2 points3 points ago

They look to be about 5000 DWT or so. Maybe less.

[–]thicka 0 points1 point ago

yeah i just estimated the lowest possible weight like if they were made out of aluminum with carbon fiber supports filled with helium or something. and i am still amazed they don't crush each other which is the point because like you said 5-10 thousand tones is a better guess so how do they support the weight. apparently there are supports welded inside the ships for strength. which makes me wander why they didn't just you know....transport the ships via...water? it doesn't make to much sense to me.

[–]djbdubs 0 points1 point ago

underestimate... more ignorance lol thanks I can sleep at night now :)

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[–]ALoudMouthBaby 1 point2 points ago

Ships of that size are a massive investment. I'd imagine it's an alternative to selling them for scrap or paying to moor them all individually.

I honestly have no clue though. It seems like a bizarre decision to me as well. I'm sure it was financial.

[–]Creepybusguy 0 points1 point ago

They shouldn't tip over if that's what you're worried about. If you view it as one big(ish) ship then the weight of it all is spread out over a larger area than just the single hulls. The larger the area the more bouyant it is.

If your'e worried about them sitting there rusting and falling apart... Well that will take a very, very long time and I'm guessing the builder is planning/trying on selling them off at some point or another piecemeal. They'll be gone before they become overly dangerous. Although with how depressed the shipping and ship purchasing market is right now it could be a very long time before they get sold.

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[–]Creepybusguy 4 points5 points ago

I wouldn't be worried about that either. They aren't held together by jsut a couple of wires. It would be a safe bet to say that some massive steel girders and beams have been welded to them to keep them together.

The one thing the marine industry has down to an art is welding steel together so that it can take tremendous stresses and strains for a long period of time. Containerships are designed to flex and bend with the waves for example. On one ship I was on is had a hallway running the length of the ship so you could get up forward in bad weather. During Hurricane Katrina it was creepy to not be able to see the end of the hallway due to the flexing and bending of the ship. It was moving up and down and side to side at least a meter or two over the lendthe of the ship. (250m long)

[–]HandBananaHammock 5 points6 points ago

there are cranes plenty big enough

[–]MisterNetHead 1 point2 points ago

Post a pic, this is /r/MachinePorn after all!

[–]ohwhyhello 1 point2 points ago

I don't see that magazine have a lot of readers..

[–]solusolu 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that is a reputable source.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 9 points10 points ago

Photoshipped

Looks totally shipped. I can tell by the ships, and from having seen quite a few ship ships in my time.

[–]marqdude 0 points1 point ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSCV_Thialf

This will lift just about anything.

[–]djbdubs 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for that wow what a beast

[–]Interphase 36 points37 points ago

Everything looks shipshape

[–]rascal999 -1 points0 points ago

Now let's not go overboard on the pun thread.

[–]radium-v 2 points3 points ago

I think I'll just barge right in and say this pun ship has sailed

[–]Ajunk -1 points0 points ago

I think you're being far too stern.

[–]CivilEGR 11 points12 points ago

It's like the Costco of ship yards.

[–]killtheslackers 12 points13 points ago

More like the Cosco...

I'll show myself out.

[–]CyanideCloud 2 points3 points ago

You... I like you. You can stay.

[–]ruindd 2 points3 points ago

The first couple times that I heard about cosco ships my brain was like "costco has ships? i must be hearing this wrong". I didn't say anything because I knew everyone would stare at me like I was a dumbass if I was like "cosTco or cosco?"

[–]vaelroth 11 points12 points ago

Holy ship!

[–]MisterNetHead 3 points4 points ago

It's like a cube of ships. Would probably float for weeks on any side you chose to put it on.

[–]molrobocop 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking, "Well, if the primary ship sank, just jump on one of the other ones."

[–]btown_brony 3 points4 points ago

Shipping is magic.

[–]stebbiv 2 points3 points ago

No. In fact, they actually use the laws of physics to help them transport the vessels.

[–]flattop100 2 points3 points ago

It's surprising to me that they have structural strength in the correct axis to support the weight of the other ships.

[–]InflamedFlamingo 2 points3 points ago

Inshiption

[–]DerpFacedKiteFlyer 21 points22 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like shipping ships so we put 6+ ships on yo ship so you can ship ships while you ship ships!

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[–]peanutsblow36 13 points14 points ago

Yes we understand the reference thank you.

[–]Denroll 1 point2 points ago

I regret not taking a pic of the gigantic floating crane that was brought over to recover the South Korean navy ship Cheonan after it was torpedoed. So massive.

[–]Plow_King 1 point2 points ago

it's ships all the way down.

[–]ratamac 1 point2 points ago

well there's something you don't see every day!

thanks for posting.

[–]Iamsexyandiknowit[S] 0 points1 point ago

Youre welcome.

[–]ratamac 0 points1 point ago

seriously! that's pretty cool! it must be a monster platform/ship underneath to hold up that much weight (some serious displacement going on underneath).

[–]sandmam86 1 point2 points ago

How many ships could a ship ship ship, if a ship ship could ship ships?

[–]mr_midnight 1 point2 points ago

When I was a deckhand, I was always told the difference between a 'boat' and a 'ship' was that a boat could be carried by a ship, but a ship was too big to be carried by anything.

Buuut I could just have shitty info.

[–]BdotDS 3 points4 points ago

"Please don't let there be any 'shipception' comments...Please don't let there be any 'shipception' comments...Please don't let there be any 'shipception' comments."

[–]InconsiderateBastard 0 points1 point ago

Seeing that and counting 13 ships, I think this is the first time I've felt superstitious.

[–]deadpeasant2 0 points1 point ago

are these all panamax?

[–]Shappie 0 points1 point ago

SHIP IT DOWN TO THE SHIP AND WE'LL SHIP IT OUTTA HERE!

[–]Potchi79 0 points1 point ago

How could this be more efficient than letting them travel on their own power?

[–]sigma_noise 0 points1 point ago

Maybe those are unfinished hulls without engines..?

[–]thomas1to 0 points1 point ago

Meta-shipping

[–]nathansikes 0 points1 point ago

I've seen some 'shops in my day, but this is still mind-blowing.

[–]rustafarius -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]vaelroth 1 point2 points ago

But can it transport a Canyonero?

[–]PATATAMOUS -1 points0 points ago

It is unsinkable!

[–]Mantonienn -2 points-1 points ago

Shipception.

[–]byze -2 points-1 points ago

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