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[–]Nigger_is_a_Bad_Word 279 points280 points ago

Could easily be Reddit behind the scenes if you substituted the alcohol for vintage video games, and the woman for a man.

[–]Sierus 75 points76 points ago

Ah yes, the male pintrest.

[–]macadactyl 2 points3 points ago

Some moron made a "male pintrest" something with darts in the name I think. He was plugging it on the men's dress up subreddit.

[–]melodeath31 13 points14 points ago

no, no don't substitute the alcohol! don't do that!

[–]ddftd8 0 points1 point ago

Leave the alcohol. Substitute video games for Vonnegut.

[–]DARNED_RIPPED_TIT 39 points40 points ago

For optimum reddit-ness of a in a single picture, you should

  • Keep the Vonnegut book, and in the post comment on twilight and how intellectualism in the United States was decreasing, and how you want to move to a Nordic country.
  • Have some sort of Ron Paul 2012 item somewhere in frame, for optimum effect, just outside of view, where someone in the comments could say "Hey! Is that a Ron Paul Botton / Shirt / Related item?" you could then lecture reddit on politics.
  • Have something indicating that you're atheist / a refrence to Sagan, or Neil Tyson in the picture. Perhaps a transcript of "Pale Blue Dot".
  • This step is optional, but it would help if a herb grinder was on the table. Preferably one with a pineapple on it. Mention being at a [7]
  • Reference being forever alone, throw in a reference about "fundie" girls and duck faces.
  • Tell how you rescued your cat from a dumpster behind a bible factory.

OR

  • Be a woman and wear a low cut shirt, have tits in frame.

Edit: also hate on 9gag.

[–]Rocket_J_Squirrel 5 points6 points ago

Shot coffee out the nose on the "Tell how you rescued your cat from a dumpster behind a bible factory."

The only thing I would add is, rescued cat from the dumpster behind a burning bible factory!

[–]cd00 -2 points-1 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]NIGGER-NIGGER-NIGGER 34 points35 points ago

I like your username.

[–]midbc -2 points-1 points ago

100%

[–]mehdbc -1 points0 points ago

I like your username.

[–]Nigger_is_a_Bad_Word 0 points1 point ago

Tis a bad word, brother.

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[–]pkmntrainerRed 2 points3 points ago

21 days, nice.

[–]Chewbaccagawea 3 points4 points ago

Your account is older than my girlfriend.

[–]Yabbob 1 point2 points ago

Dude, you shouldn't date newborns.

[–]Chewbaccagawea 0 points1 point ago

They're the only people that don't know who I am before I meet them.

[–]Outrigger047 -3 points-2 points ago

1 year, 9 months, and 13 days. Nice.

[–]sheriff_skullface -1 points0 points ago

Vintage video games don't try to get away...

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[–]Mr_Jingles 252 points253 points ago

Hey! That's me on the table!

[–]thebeattakesme 82 points83 points ago

i said this in my head like a lyric from losing my religion.

[–]freakspeak 44 points45 points ago

That's me on the table. That's me getting insta.. grammed, without my permission.

[–]WolfKnifeLaserTorch 12 points13 points ago

Trying to keep, in this position.

[–]ArseAssault 13 points14 points ago

And I don't know if I can do it

[–]Captain_Redbeard 5 points6 points ago

Oh no this took too long.

[–]Dakrun 3 points4 points ago

I read it in the voice of Will Ferrell as Harry Caray.

[–]DCAnimatedUniverse 2 points3 points ago

This is your time to shine!

[–]jbernardshaw 17 points18 points ago

Redditor for 11 months. Legit.

[–]arksien 18 points19 points ago

Sadly this is a likely scenario for a large amount of /r/aww...

[–]Zoyd 103 points104 points ago

Link to the artists site: http://pandyland.net/71/

And seriously, there's a rule relating DIRECTLY to this in the sidebar that has been there for ages. Next time you see a comic and don't know its exact origins, and don't bother looking them up, DO NOT post it.

[–]pvalerio[S] 22 points23 points ago

Good point, I thought it was in the URL, turns out that only links you to Gawker which is where I got the comic. Looking at the site again, it was written on the bottom of the site. Upvote for good guidance. Thanks.

[–]Simonzi 40 points41 points ago

Instagram? That's 99% of the goddamn photo's here on Reddit.

[–]Frohirrim 13 points14 points ago

Epitome of hyperbole

[–]kharmakazy 35 points36 points ago

Literally everyone uses hyperbole all the time.

[–]BeethovenFanatic 0 points1 point ago

You're mentally unstable. I've seriously never seen anyone on reddit ever use hyperbole ever.

[–]phenomenos 6 points7 points ago

That's a very satisfying combination of words.

[–]Nemokles 2 points3 points ago

Excellent band name.

[–]Rocket_J_Squirrel 0 points1 point ago

It is, isn't it? Upboat for you!

[–]DARNED_RIPPED_TIT 1 point2 points ago

I always read that as "ep-uh-tome of hyper-bowl"

[–]TheNotoriousJMP 0 points1 point ago

Brian Regan reference?

[–]DARNED_RIPPED_TIT 0 points1 point ago

Yes!

[–]iamiamwhoami 0 points1 point ago

Epee tome of hyper bowl

[–]broohaha -2 points-1 points ago

What's with the apostrophe?

[–]webby_mc_webberson 7 points8 points ago

instagrim.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 2 points3 points ago

This is just fucking depressing. Not saying I didn't like it, but it's pretty sad.

[–]celerityfm 1 point2 points ago

Yep :( it got me too.

[–]stormy_star 6 points7 points ago

I'm 98% sure this comic was based on a girl I have on Facebook. Right down to the "Bliss" comment...

[–]smitty010493 2 points3 points ago

great book.

[–]ninjalincoln 0 points1 point ago

OCDont ya know

[–]ninjalincoln 1 point2 points ago

Someone please instagram this picture

[–]adithecat 0 points1 point ago

Done. I noticed that the original picture was in a square-shaped aspect ratio. This probably means that the OP had posted it on instagram as well :P

[–]ninjalincoln 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for doing that. I meant 'Show me it with a dumb filter', but as long as you we're snarky with it, I'm good.

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 1 point2 points ago

I take pictures as I normally would, apply a quick filter & then I never log back in until I need to take another picture. I could do without the social network aspect of it.

[–]lenouveauRedditawr 1 point2 points ago

That's how I imagine people who post "Found him/her/it like this...." are like.

[–]fxthea 1 point2 points ago

It's also hilarious when they take a "candid" photo and post it from their own instagram account. You have to imagine the scenario like this: Girl: "Hey, can you take my phone, walk over there, wait for me to pretend I'm not looking and then take a picture of me?"

[–]keltric 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, this was JUST ON the second or third page, and that person linked to the original webcomic instead of buffing Gawker's numbers.

http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/wyt7u/instasham/

At least TRY to look for these things.

[–]rb5snoopy 0 points1 point ago

Man without a country's a pretty sick book. Easy to read too.

[–]CaptainDoctorBanana 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I don't find this funny at all. I just feel really bad for the cat, missing the happy and loving friend he used to know.

[–]mrya 1 point2 points ago

That's an awesome book.

[–]amishrefugee 1 point2 points ago

I can forgive modern faux-hipsters for their various attempts at music and cultural cliches and such, but cheapening Kurt Vonnegut? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. You leave that man out of your insincere shenanigans. He deserves better than being name-dropped for coolness credentials.

...I don't even know who I'm ranting at :(

[–]Rocket_J_Squirrel 0 points1 point ago

It's OK, just rant. I'll join you !

[–]YeahIWrestleBears 1 point2 points ago

This was submitted to r/comics 10 hours ago. For shame. FOR SHAME!

[–]mysticrudnin 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. If I had that shit I wouldn't have time for, well, reddit or whatever.

But my cat died, I can't afford things that aren't kool-aid right now, and I've read the books I own.

That came off a little upset, I suppose.

[–]mchao 0 points1 point ago

false. that book isn't 50 Shades of Grey.

[–]happy_khan 1 point2 points ago

how much does a hipster weigh?

an instagram.

[–]jeffisntworking 0 points1 point ago

I find Pomeranians actually trump cats in general on instagram. I don't agree with it, just what I've noticed.

[–]retrodoe 0 points1 point ago

I laughed

[–]kenneth1221 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tasgallxx 0 points1 point ago

Little shit is one of my favorite phrases along with fat fuck.

[–]Dammit182 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted at "Make a funny face or something you little shit".

[–]TL-DReddit 0 points1 point ago

Shameless steal from a webcomic.

You are awful.

[–]DeBurgo 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]humfuzz 0 points1 point ago

the glass should be empty in the last frame

[–]TheSidePocketKid 0 points1 point ago

At least she picked a good book?

Also, does anyone know in she's /gonewild before?

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

Dear Photoshoppers, make that 50 Shades of Grey

[–]VivatRegina 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see these, I wonder 'Who the fuck are you following if you see this shit all the time'

[–]FiatFuror 0 points1 point ago

Clearly made up, NOBODY'S favorite Vonnegut is Man without a Country.

[–]nksdabomb 0 points1 point ago

That annoying Facebook bitch that drives you nuts with her "lovin life" posts.

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

Substitute 'Instagram' for 'Internet'. Except maybe 4chan.

[–]GrimTuesday 0 points1 point ago

That is really, really saddening.

[–]zombiefeynman42 -2 points-1 points ago

Where are the shitty filters that make it look like the picture was poorly photoshopped in order to make it look like it was taken 50 years ago?

[–]HarshRealism -1 points0 points ago

This comic makes me sad.

[–]herpderpfuck -2 points-1 points ago

idongetit