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[–]Princeps12 298 points299 points ago

I love how at the end the guy is like "Get the fuck off me!" and the dog keeps wagging his tail like "LOL Wat"

[–]brussels4breakfast 48 points49 points ago

Looks like the dog had been waiting for this moment for a long time.

[–]TetraDisaster 21 points22 points ago

FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS!

[–]Col_Psoas 12 points13 points ago

Some dogs wait a lifetime

[–]bandog 5 points6 points ago

for one special humppp

[–]zdominator86 0 points1 point ago

`

[–]ironshackle 8 points9 points ago

SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME

[–]Thumbz8 10 points11 points ago

Very strong argument in the case of Cats v. Dogs.

[–]aphir 7 points8 points ago

Head humper

[–]PanicBear 1 point2 points ago

Watch the head humpers Gordon!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Skull fucker?

[–]LeavesYouGuessing 10 points11 points ago

Haha that reminds me of a funny story. I had a big ol weimaraner (great dog btw), and he was very chill, always a good natured dog. He kinda started mellowing out in his old age, but one day I took him to

[–]sunchaos 3 points4 points ago

took him to what... TOOK HIM TO WHAT

[–]BobTheSheriff 0 points1 point ago

Jesus you are good...

[–]onedarkhorsee 0 points1 point ago

bed?

[–]lolcatrt -2 points-1 points ago

a fine French restaurant?

[–]anonymousrapeface 4 points5 points ago

Make an ass out of yourself and get pitty sex. Works everytime.

[–]PootenRumble 1 point2 points ago

I think I know what the dog was thinking. "Trampoline? More like trampo-line, and I'm next!"

[–]SelectaRx 10 points11 points ago

Really? You really think that's what that dog was thinking?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]supergimp 65 points66 points ago

It's like getting teabagged in an FPS. Someone needs to show you how badly you failed by incessantly dropping their sack on your head.

[–]Breathing_Balls 131 points132 points ago

[–]NexusCloud 88 points89 points ago

Well.

Whatever. Upvoted.

[–]dru1138 9 points10 points ago

the redditors motto

[–]1112e 13 points14 points ago

Oh. You were telling the truth.

[–]fondupot 6 points7 points ago

She seems to be enjoying it.

[–]electroplastic 2 points3 points ago

Those are about the most perfect balls I ever seen.

[–]janw86 17 points18 points ago

"No, I won't give you a blowjob. I just fell of a trampoline"

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points ago

That's not salt.

[–]SupermanV2 136 points137 points ago

But it is salty.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

then you need pineapples, lots of pineapples.

[–]wdejr 9 points10 points ago

and bananas, tons of bananas

[–]superplayah 0 points1 point ago

I think he already got a banana and some grapes

[–]webby_mc_webberson 5 points6 points ago

Even with dogs?

[–]yepme02 41 points42 points ago

I don't know the answer to this and I never want to.

[–]Dog_Dick_Red 15 points16 points ago

I'll find out and report back. For uh, science, yeah...

[–]Mewmew5678 8 points9 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]Kelfox 5 points6 points ago

If the next post is about furious masturbation, then I have proof reddit has chipped my brain...

[–]WEASEL_DEVOURER 3 points4 points ago

Furious masturbation.

[–]felleese 2 points3 points ago

His brain is chipped

[–]Kelfox 0 points1 point ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

[–]lolcatrt -1 points0 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]Creativation 11 points12 points ago

Alternate title: Pounding salt in the wound.

[–]jolyccyloj 7 points8 points ago

First viewing I thought the dog was trying to help the guy up...

[–]AutumnEmber 2 points3 points ago

I first thought he was giving him a comforting hug. "Don't worry, it'll get better, everyone messes up once in awhile"

[–]i_am_sad 4 points5 points ago

Comforting hug compleat with hip thrusts.

[–]AutumnEmber 2 points3 points ago

That's the best kind of hug.

[–]RMiranda 58 points59 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Pouring salt in the wound 0coms 17pts 1hr gifs
From bad to worse in 3 seconds 14coms 214pts 1mo gifs
When 9gag attacks 4chan 3coms 26pts 1mo funny
Opportunities should not be missed ;) 1com 16pts 3mos pics
Wooo- No, no, SHIT NO NOOOOOOOOO. 5coms 60pts 3mos gifs
My journey to the front page 18coms 326pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

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[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 6 points7 points ago

This is why I have you tagged as "reposter" in really bright green letters.

[–]trampus1 5 points6 points ago

For once I can be the guy who says "Well I haven't seen it!".

I agree with the sentiment, these karma whores trying to "win" reddit are getting out of hand.

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 4 points5 points ago

I could tell he was a karma whore pretty early on...he kept posting a lot of .gifs in a short amount of time. Also, 400,000+ LK in little over 2 months? I've had 2 accounts over the course of one year, and I have nowhere near that amount. I only share what I think is worth my time, and worth other's.

I usually don't complain about reposts if a person is sincerely trying to share content and enlighten the community. But if they do it for imaginary Internet points, it ruins the site's content. I'm not going to say Reddit has gone downhill. It still keeps me entertained and occupied. There's some incredible OC that makes it here. But there are some people that take it too far and post slop.

I've learned just to tag these "serial reposters" for my own discretion, so I see the tag and don't bother to check the content most of the time. Reddit is a community, not a competition.

tl;dr: Don't get your jimmies rustled over imaginary Internet tokens. Nobody's going to have your karma written on your grave. Nobody gives a damn about it. Post to share with the community, not to get a number next to your name.

[–]xDrSnuggles 1 point2 points ago

TIL you can tag people. How do you tag? Do you need RES or something?

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 2 points3 points ago

Yes, it's a feature with Reddit Enhancement Suite.

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[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 2 points3 points ago

[–]LegitComment -2 points-1 points ago

People like you are the reason the internet sucks so much dick when I'm bored.

[–]Inspired_by_TiR 99 points100 points ago

Doesn't matter had sex

[–]Buscat 6 points7 points ago

And people say cats are jerks..

[–]chu2screwed 5 points6 points ago

Cats are pussies.

[–]Tr0user 21 points22 points ago

Dog tries to fuck me in the head dog gets punch. Anything else is just flirting back.

[–]ublaa 7 points8 points ago

Twist: The dog is in to that

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points ago

I'm not hearing a 'no'!

[–]Mikey129 17 points18 points ago

He swatted at the dog, will some redditor "Rescue" the poor defenseless, unfed, unkept, abused dog?

[–]Vogey 4 points5 points ago

I think he was giving him a sympathy fuck...

[–]Jacobepaps 1 point2 points ago

"Well since you're down here now.."

[–]Naggers123 1 point2 points ago

Can't... stop... jumping... dog... will... rape me...

[–]bikesareinmyblood 1 point2 points ago

Strip the flesh, salt the wound! Yagh!!!

[–]GodMadePigs4Bacon 1 point2 points ago

Strike, Spot.

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT!

[–]i-dont-have-a-gun 1 point2 points ago

Oh, i thought he was helping him back up. Then he started humping the guy.

[–]XYCJUSTIN 1 point2 points ago

I felt bad for the dog. It looked like he was trying to push the guy back up only for the guy to elbow him in the face.

[–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

My dog also humps me whenever I fall down.

[–]jvslacker 4 points5 points ago

I bet you fall down a lot.

[–]Vallum 0 points1 point ago

lmao...

[–]losthoughts 1 point2 points ago

Thats an opportunistic son of a bitch right there.

[–]intel23 1 point2 points ago

im like crying from laughter.

[–]supadoodles 3 points4 points ago

I hate dogs that do that. It's awful.

[–]Kris15o 2 points3 points ago

Every day something on here makes me laugh till my eyes water.

Today it was this.

[–]ab103630 3 points4 points ago

Re:re:re:re:fwd:fwd:re:fwd lol this is so funny!

[–]Dynamiklol 1 point2 points ago

In all honesty though.....I came here expecting an actual wound (perhaps a cut/gash/gaping hole) with salt being poured into it.

[–]Dawkins20 1 point2 points ago

Easily the funniest thing I've seen this year...I have tears rolling down my face.

[–]GrizzledBastard 2 points3 points ago

Putting the "tramp" in trampoline.

[–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 1 point2 points ago

It's funny how he practically elbows the dog.

[–]Erilacity 0 points1 point ago

It's white, but it's not salt.

[–]Megusta97987 0 points1 point ago

It's salty, but it's not salt.

[–]luuli 0 points1 point ago

Tried to hump him lol

[–]Oscar_obvious 0 points1 point ago

I feel like that dog represents so much of the male population here on reddit.

[–]InLikeF 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]wandering_goat 0 points1 point ago

"Yes, there's my chance!"

[–]KarlMalownz 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha wow very few things on the internet can make me laugh out loud.

[–]Aybeess 0 points1 point ago

I hump your face because I love you

[–]bearsa113609 0 points1 point ago

Where the salt?

[–]taquitos45 0 points1 point ago

Pouring semen on the head.

[–]fuckteachforamerica 0 points1 point ago

The dog made that happen with his mind...

[–]sparx483 0 points1 point ago

And the dismount.

[–]Burns31 0 points1 point ago

Watch those headhumpers, Gordon!

[–]no_thx_bye 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes dreams come true, even if you're a dog.

[–]Mysticalchickenwing 0 points1 point ago

Btw for the people that says salt burns when it's in the wound....it isn't that bad really

[–]fortwunny 0 points1 point ago

It's like he's humping him back to life.

[–]Mythandros 0 points1 point ago

..... LOL!!! Hahahaha....

Sooo bad.

[–]chaos9001 0 points1 point ago

New favorite gif

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

SKULLFUCK.

[–]UltimateForm 0 points1 point ago

I find this hilarious. Like, from the dog's perspective...is he thinking "Oh shit, he fell...this is my chance!"

[–]MrPrezidente 0 points1 point ago

that is the greatest thing I have ever seen!

[–]horrible_things 0 points1 point ago

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

You know how there's that gif of the guy with "AL QAEDA" slapping the guy with "USA" on the back of the head and the "USA" guy goes and slaps the "IRAQ" guy out of his chair?

Someone should label this gif similarly, with the guy on the trampoline being a homeowner, the trampoline being the housing market, and the dog being the banking industry.

[–]Dubya09 0 points1 point ago

Oh man I did NOT see that coming!!

[–]Bfyah 0 points1 point ago

damn i just laughed liters

[–]misfit247 0 points1 point ago

Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks.

[–]fantadrinker 0 points1 point ago

The dog knows how to seize an opportunity.

[–]SapphireTomoe 0 points1 point ago

OMG thats funny as hell, I would be so embarrassed. He took it like a champ XD

[–]chuhai 0 points1 point ago

These gifs of people doing dumb crap don't usually make me laugh... but the dog at the end.. omg... I busted out laughing. Why would it do that?! lolololol

[–]KlausJanVanWolfhaus 0 points1 point ago

"Pouring semen on the wound" FTFY

[–]jaetman 0 points1 point ago

DOSENT MATTER HAD SEX

[–]dontrememberanything 0 points1 point ago

This guy got fucked on so many levels

[–]Spicybagel 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on YouTube already. But it's still funny every time I see it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Poor dog :(

[–]Hastadin 0 points1 point ago

i hate how he elbow punched the dog

[–]Renix 0 points1 point ago

PUPPY!!

[–]zim711 0 points1 point ago

It may taste salty but I don't think that it is salt

[–]F4ll3n4ng3l 0 points1 point ago

Fap fap fap fap…

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

I get that feeling that 1225, or however may upvotes there are at the time you read this comment, people are new to reddit and this is OC for them.

[–]t3pagent 0 points1 point ago

REPOST 5000! Congrats!

[–]Pharose 0 points1 point ago

If anybody has ever owned a lab or golden retriever and it has never tried to have sex with them at least once, then they are lying.

[–]bluederk 0 points1 point ago

in the distance

FENTONNNNNNN!!!

[–]orionsbelt05 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap that was hilarious.

[–]alphalaz 0 points1 point ago

Poor dog... All he wanted was to show his love.

[–]tttt0tttt 0 points1 point ago

Dog's an opportunist. You've got to nail those bitches when they're vulnerable.

[–]Gooqle 0 points1 point ago

Capitalizing on your opportunities... slow clap

[–]Sharkyg 0 points1 point ago

I guess this means mind fuck.

[–]Alldaypokerface 0 points1 point ago

God i laughed so hard at this

[–]arability20 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how he practically elbows the dog.

[–]induing14454 0 points1 point ago

I bet you fall down a lot.

[–]shebeen57 0 points1 point ago

Every day something on here makes me laugh till my eyes water.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

"Get the fuck off me, rapist!"

[–]kingcool34 0 points1 point ago

Dog: yeah bitch that's right take it!

[–]bhaail 0 points1 point ago

dead dog

[–]CaptainKingChampion 0 points1 point ago

This was funny for me every single time I got someone to come over and look at it.

[–]seanwoohoo 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

You can tell that dog is a seasoned pro at this.

[–]666livin 0 points1 point ago

Repost! And tosh had this on at least a month ago.

[–]drowningflounder 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, this won't be seen, but a fancier way to title that is "Excroriating the wound." :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Good god that word is horrifying.

[–]hairysnail 0 points1 point ago

Bonus Bad Luck Bryan:

Try a front flip on a trampoline

Fail at it and fell from the trampoline

Get raped by the dog

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Damn

[–]JupiterIII -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know if this is a repost, but it's damn funny.

[–]JesterAzazel -1 points0 points ago

Whenever dogs do this to me, I just push them the fuck off me. My friend's dog was pretty persistent about it but all you have to do is punch them in the face and they stop.

[–]Thatguy7777 -1 points0 points ago

I HUMP YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

[–]FtotheLICK -1 points0 points ago

INNNN THHEEE FAAAACCCEEE

[–]brussels4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

Omg I laughed so hard.

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal -1 points0 points ago

Opportunity rape

[–]bajablazer85 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST REPOST, FUCK ITS A REPOST GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!