This is what you do. You get yourself a nice little seat at a Skyline and get yourself a #-way and ask for your cheese on the side. You pile that cheese on top and save a bit of it for later. Then you take those oyster crackers they gave you and create a circle of crackers under the sides of the #-way. Just stick em into the side and push them in a bit with your fork. After you have your cracker moat finished then you start eating the #-way. This is the important part, CUT your bites. Do not eat it like traditional spaghetti where you wrap your noodles around your fork because if you do you're going to get more noddle than chilli or cheese. Squish the cheese and chilli down a bit to make it easier to cut if you have to, but never wrap always cut. While you're eating you can push your cracker moat in more until you're finished. Once you're finished you should have a nice soaked cracker pile and some cheese that you saved earlier. Pile that last bit of cheese on your oyster crackers and chomp up them cheesey chilli crackers to finish off your meal.

That's Jayce's method of eating a #-way. You're welcome.