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[–]ConorPF 229 points230 points ago

Because fuck original content, that's why.

[–]citysnake 233 points234 points ago

Because fuck original content, that's why.

[–]djgriever 55 points56 points ago

porque jodase el contenido original, por eso.

[–]NotThat2 29 points30 points ago

בגלל שלעזאזל עם תוכן מקורי, זה למה.

[–]DSTFU 48 points49 points ago

You must be a doctor

[–]Intelensprotient 20 points21 points ago

No, he must be a banker.

[–]whatthehelpp 3 points4 points ago

I'm an ant.

[–]FlyingPasta 15 points16 points ago

This could say anything, and most of reddit would be none the wiser.

[–]Karma_Smurf 2 points3 points ago

Upvote even though I don't know this says.

[–]thefuckdude 5 points6 points ago

Aufgrund des Fickens originaler inhalte, das ist der grund.

[–]ShapATAQ 3 points4 points ago

Shtob tebe Na Huy, s yobnutim originalnom sapuskom.

[–]vinunleaded0301 3 points4 points ago

stop writing up side down

[–]crazyguns 0 points1 point ago

Kyu boletoh naye cheezo ki maa ki CHUT

[–]tedgag 0 points1 point ago

Parce que fuck le contenu original, c'est pour ca

[–]newport100 -3 points-2 points ago

get out of here with that

[–]phatbrasil 4 points5 points ago

porque foda-se conteudo original! por isso.

[–]gheost 0 points1 point ago

Dell see me rollin, they Hatin...

[–]ShapATAQ 0 points1 point ago

Because fuck content originally, why not?

[–]johnny_van_giantdick 7 points8 points ago

Reddit is a content aggregation site, not a new content generator. I hadnt seen this before, thats how the system works.

[–]egyptsFINEST8 163 points164 points ago

This is literally the most reposted image on reddit. Holy fucking shit:

title comnts points age /r/
stolen ipod 3coms 22pts 4mos funny
Improvisation at it's best... 4coms 10pts 10mos funny
Telemarketing while cooking? 3coms 3pts 21dys pics
iPod-You're doing it wrong..... 4coms 13pts 8mos WTF
He could really use an iPod... 1com 15pts 16dys funny
Atleast I got chicken... 3coms 6pts 1mo funny
This guy 79coms 685pts 7mos WTF
So what if my iPod broke... 2coms 11pts 9mos funny
Fuck ipods 13coms 14pts 9mos funny
I don't have an iPod. 13coms 16pts 9mos pics
before ipod 8coms 10pts 10mos funny
That's one way to listen to music on the go.... 11coms 30pts 10mos funny
He could really use an iPod... 107coms 717pts 10mos pics
Indian Ipod 3coms 3pts 25dys funny
I want to know what he's listening to 12coms 69pts 2mos WTF
that'd do it. 1com -1pt 9mos pics
The new Dell Walkman 3coms 10pts 10mos funny
Fuck iPod, This baby was 500G sporage 4coms 11pts 3mos WTF
Oh shit, my iPod broke down 0coms 2pts 2mos funny
Who needs an iPod? 1com 16pts 16dys funny
Mp3 players are getting smaller and smaller 11coms 30pts 7mos pics
I think it's time for walkman to make a comeback. 16coms 28pts 10mos funny
Haters gonna hate 1com -1pt 1mo funny
My roommate cooking bacon. 2coms -6pts 21dys funny
I don't need no stinkin' iPod! 0coms 2pts 15dys funny

That's 25 fucking times that this has been posted.

[–]JesseReddit100 26 points27 points ago

some people even tried to call it their own "heres a picture of my roommate cooking bacon"

[–]prophetjohn 147 points148 points ago

And it's the first time I've seen it. I'm not making any point; I'm just sayin'.

[–]Accipiter1138 43 points44 points ago

Yeah, now I feel bad about having never seen it before.

[–]fiction8 10 points11 points ago

Well it only hit the front page what looks like twice, and the most recent time was 7 months ago. (And those times were in pics and WTF, not funny.)

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[–]Accipiter1138 3 points4 points ago

I think that's what they were getting at.

[–]skaterape -1 points0 points ago

How's UM?

[–]Accipiter1138 0 points1 point ago

Awesome.

[–]Banzaiiiii 1 point2 points ago

er wat?! That's not how this reddit works.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

That's because the last successful post was 7 months ago. But Reddit will hate reposts for being reposts regardless of when it was posted or how popular the previous post got.

[–]barely_a_bear -1 points0 points ago

me too! I always find it crazy how time/title/subreddit affect if something frontpages.

[–]laller 5 points6 points ago

Woh, I sit on Reddit around 11 hours a day and I've never seen it.

[–]upandrunning 21 points22 points ago

Maybe so, but the first time I've seen it.

[–]sje46 11 points12 points ago

Just asking a question, but what percentage of the time do you think these reposters know that it's been posted on reddit before? These images tend to be viral, seen on facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc. I feel like most of these people recognize that reddit is a link aggregator (you're SUPPOSED to link interesting content that you found on the web here), and they find it funny, so why not post it on reddit?

And then they get shit on because they obviously should have known it's been on reddit before. And no, not everyone knows about goddamn karma decay.

(although the one guy claiming its his roommate is a douche)

EDIT: also note that only two of these submissions had any real success, and even those didn't have that much, and both happened over half a year ago. It's not likely that OP saw those and said "I need karma...I should totally repost this ten months later, bwahahahha!"

[–]FellerFeller 1 point2 points ago

It always bugs me when people cite karma-decay, not just because I've usually never seen the images before, but because they have never done well more than twice (often in different subreddits 10 months ago). To me, that information says "this repost is fine, since most people probably haven't seen it."

And the whole concept of complaining about a repost that has made it to the front page is absurd to me. "Hey, although thousands of people have upvoted this image because they enjoyed it, I had already seen it before and therefore OP should kill himself."

[–]sje46 0 points1 point ago

The whole affair is horribly solipsistic.

[–]metalslug53[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Pretty much. I saw this on my Facebook, thought it was funny, and submitted it for Reddit's amusement.

[–]Horny_Troll -1 points0 points ago

don't pay attention to the repost whiners

[–]egyptsFINEST8 -2 points-1 points ago

Just for future reference, just about anything funny on facebook has been posted somewhere on reddit.

[–]seamouse 2 points3 points ago

Oh man. I think my favorite has to be "Fuck iPod, This baby was 500G sporage"

[–]Tumorseal 1 point2 points ago

sporage

I like this new word and I will use it.

Repost it in life, if you will.

[–]TheSandyRavage 0 points1 point ago

welcome to reddit.

[–]ericfromtx -1 points0 points ago

Is this really "literally" the most reposted picture on reddit?

[–]heyUgly 0 points1 point ago

How long did you spend making that table? or is there an easy way to make it?

[–]HotRodLincoln 0 points1 point ago

Karma decay will give you one.

http://www.karmadecay.com

[–]Reichsfuhrer_Grammer 0 points1 point ago

Upon clicking on the post, you realised that you recognise the pic from another time. Suddenly, you hear a thunderous voice from no where in particular. "Congratulations!<insert name here>. You have gained an Internet level (x+1) where x is your current level." You gained +1 to your Fortitude rolls. Now roll a D20 for an increase in your anal circumference (in mm).

[–]lolbitch -5 points-4 points ago

shut up fucking nigger fag just go kill yourself you bitching piece of shit faggot nobody gives an fuck so just fucking take a gun, stick it up your asshole where you keep shoving things anyway, and fucking kill yourself you fucking queer faggot.

[–]MarriedToReddit 1 point2 points ago

Trying too hard.

[–]GoldLegends -1 points0 points ago

And yet I still haven't seen it. So what if it's a repost?

[–]EnragedBeav -3 points-2 points ago

so why did this post get like 5000 upvotes and only 4000 downvotes?

[–]Boring_Machine 33 points34 points ago

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost........

[–]modern_zenith 2 points3 points ago

of a repost

[–]Legend17 -1 points0 points ago

Of a repost.

[–]petenigma 1 point2 points ago

You sonuvabitch, you ended the chain with that period.

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[–]sputty 3 points4 points ago

Well this is my first time seeing this image. I come to the comments section expecting the usual funny comments on /r/funny, yet I get a bunch of butthurts complaining about reposts. So I'm giving this an upvote. Why? Because fuck people complaining about reposts, that's why.

[–]goodguysean 3 points4 points ago

He is a brave soul..... Band slip, freak out to save laptop, knock over pan, the lava that is bacon grease all over genitalia. So much pain

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering how it stays in his pants. It's not even close to halfway in there. C'mon gravity!

[–]MathZombie 10 points11 points ago

Please take note of the large pan of bacon next to him.

[–]esgsaewr 5 points6 points ago

sorry man but thats not bacon, its vaddei or deep fryed lentils eaten in south india

[–]nmpraveen 1 point2 points ago

vadai

[–]jeykottalam 1 point2 points ago

வடை

[–]tigersluck 1 point2 points ago

Like a murali (boss)

[–]webby_mc_webberson -1 points0 points ago

So the title should be

Because fuck iPods, and arteries, that's why.

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like chicken wings to me.

[–]bigBEAR0312 -5 points-4 points ago

FRIED chicken wings, title would still be relevant.

[–]willymo -1 points0 points ago

What are you talking about?

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[–]eneman 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like shoulder hair.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You are gonna be sad when puberty kicks in. People get hair on their bodies...and it gets worse with age. Should probably buy yourself some ear hair scissors now.

[–]motdidr 1 point2 points ago

The day I had to trim my nose hairs because you could see them from a few feet away was the day I knew what it was like to truly be grown up.

[–]tachyonicbrane 5 points6 points ago

It's been reposted this many times and no one has mentioned that this guy is most likely having a Skype conversation? He's got the microphone AND the headphones plugged in. I think he's making a call so the correct joke would have involved iPhones not iPods. Correct your humor please.

[–]platinumpt 0 points1 point ago

Yes, this is exactly right, can't believe this isn't #1 comment on every thread this gets reposted in.

[–]HarveyMcGhee 1 point2 points ago

Because this picture is 5 years old, that's why.

[–]alage21 18 points19 points ago

If I got a upvote for every time I have seen this picture, I would have like 20 upvotes..

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 20 points21 points ago

you know now everyone is going to make sure you stay at 20 right? I think you could have pushed for a good 30-40 bro

[–]black19 3 points4 points ago

I downvoted him just to bring him down to 20. Can't have him overachieving

[–]fiction8 1 point2 points ago

I almost upvoted him before I saw your post. Close one!

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[–]seriously_disturbed 0 points1 point ago

You brought this upon yourself.

[–]vincere925 4 points5 points ago

Fuck the laptop, who fries shit without a shirt?!

[–]Klausarn 5 points6 points ago

I am sorry, but this is a repost. You probably did not know, my guess is that you got it from "Smosh.com" they also posted the picture on facebook yesterday, and smosh got it from another site, which got it from reddit. The picture is quite old so i understand that some of the newer redditors upvote ths. Although it's a really funny picture! :D

[–]Froelich131 1 point2 points ago

I'm a newer Redditor, and I knew this was a repost. Sorry OP, no karma from me.

[–]Klausarn 1 point2 points ago

haha! dude, the picture is funny. Upvote for you!

[–]humpydumpty 0 points1 point ago

Are you Canadian?

[–]Klausarn 0 points1 point ago

What? No? What makes you think that?

[–]sarahandy72 3 points4 points ago

That's one hell of a band in those pants!

[–]shortstack4993 2 points3 points ago

Seen it. Next!

[–]Haddock__ -1 points0 points ago

Because I live in a shit country too apparently.

[–]Anonymousdave69 1 point2 points ago

How many times......

[–]aku42 -1 points0 points ago

My iPhone cost about 400 euros a laptop can cost the same. It makes sense to me.

[–]weaver2109 -1 points0 points ago

You can still say fuck iPods while having a portable media player. Not every MP3 player is an iPod.

[–]coove 1 point2 points ago

Because fuck you.

[–]richardstan -1 points0 points ago

But why do the reposts get voted so high? Because we like them! Thats why...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Got same laptop, should try doing this. ಠ_ಠ

[–]sumabaws -1 points0 points ago

And this is why I don't buy used gear...

[–]lurkenstine -1 points0 points ago

I would love to see the 3rd degree burn on his back as the dell heats up

[–]Crimsongrey -1 points0 points ago

This is quite funny since a while ago when my mp3 player broke and I didn't have any money for a new one. So I did this but carried it around in my backpack. Got some odd looks from people when I took it out to put on a specific song.

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit. I have that same laptop too "Dell Inspiron" and the battery dies 3 minutes after it gets unplugged not long enough for 1 song.

[–]zdiggler 0 points1 point ago

Indian.. Probably on the phone. They're always on the phone!!@

[–]Taintroast 0 points1 point ago

Indians don't eat bacon. The end.

[–]JakOswald 0 points1 point ago

also doubles as a back-warmer

[–]nuinbot 0 points1 point ago

Question: Is he actually using oil to cook bacon? :/

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

Because bacon

[–]YouHighBro 0 points1 point ago

New to me. Thx for the post.

[–]monty6447 0 points1 point ago

I have actually seen somebody carry around a laptop because they didn't have an Ipod...not like that, but he would walk through school holding it above his head, and bobbing it to the music. He always stood out, cause he was like 6,2, with his arm way above him. It was a dell also. LOL.

[–]NoSubrannke 0 points1 point ago

Can this man not afford speakers?

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens when Third World countries have First World problems.

[–]TheBlazingHead 0 points1 point ago

lol. Now that is a real iPod. Bet, it's got a ton of gig's on it. How much music can that thing hold?

[–]Twitchifies 0 points1 point ago

The amount of times this has been posted is too damn high !

[–]Briancrazykid1599 0 points1 point ago

Because fucking reposted from ifunny that's why!!! But seriously this is a fucking repost from ifunny he just searched for the picture. Get this to the top so people can know.

[–]bawki -1 points0 points ago

GOOD JOB, the picture is from 2010...

[–]roeder 0 points1 point ago

If I did that with my Sony Vaio I'd get a second degree burn on my back.

[–]Boohoohitme 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me he is preparing chicken.

[–]BadBowtie1983 0 points1 point ago

HE'S BLACK AND HES FRYING CHICKEN!!!! lol stereotypes.

[–]Iron_Maiden_666 0 points1 point ago

He's brown.....dark brown.

[–]w2tpmf 0 points1 point ago

He has a headset on, not headphones. My bet is this guy is level 1 tech support somewhere.

[–]Soylent_Gringo 0 points1 point ago

N word please.

[–]taranasus 0 points1 point ago

Repost incorporated.

I'd like to know though how is his back not on fire by now?

[–]seriously_disturbed 0 points1 point ago

The Indian bachelor has struck again !!

[–]george_nunny 0 points1 point ago

Fuck iPods, though. Fucking thing broke, then decided to start working again 5 years later.

[–]Horny_Troll 0 points1 point ago

ipods dont keep your back warm

[–]Iron_Maiden_666 0 points1 point ago

That's the last thing he needs in that temperature.

[–]RaffySpaffy 0 points1 point ago

Thug life.

[–]Xdsboi 0 points1 point ago

This is the most amazing photo on the internet that I have seen in a while.

[–]jmblumenshine 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if Apple made it possible to put FLAC files on an Ipod he wouldn't have to do that

[–]Charlielx 0 points1 point ago

He's listening to adell. Ba dum tish

[–]Bassjumper0590 0 points1 point ago

Ghetto intuition at it's finest. Rock on

[–]YouDirtySloot 1 point2 points ago

If it were anything like my laptop I'm sure it'd make for a great back-warmer.

[–]mrqewl -1 points0 points ago

Does he have the microphone slot plugged in as well

[–]latecraigy -1 points0 points ago

Well you gotta sing along!

[–]Lefty07 -1 points0 points ago

those arn't headphones, they're also a mic

[–]GeneralBS -2 points-1 points ago

came here to say this, most likely skyping

[–]NoPity 2 points3 points ago

He's probably taking my support call for Dell.

[–]Roronoaa 0 points1 point ago

hahahaha upvote for you!

[–]Woolzeack 1 point2 points ago

Never cook bacon shirtless! I repeat, NEVER COOK BACON SHIRTLESS.

[–]linkandcommentkarma -1 points0 points ago

The title should be "Repost"

[–]jswiftydowell -1 points0 points ago

The amount of times this picture has been posted is ridiculous.

[–]edlovers2cents -3 points-2 points ago

Its about as hard as I laughed today. Using a laptop as a mp3 player. Ridiculous. C'MON SON!

[–]bsmiff -1 points0 points ago

Never seen it, thanks for the lol OP.

[–]zimbodeth 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of bacon.

[–]lalalafangle -2 points-1 points ago

Bau hangitttttttt

[–]aceoftrachs -2 points-1 points ago

It's an iPod Nano. He's just a tiny man in a tiny kitchen.

[–]cokernoodle 0 points1 point ago

At least you can replace that battery on that one by yourself. Fuck the nano & Apple. Pay 1/2 again what you did new for a replacement battery or you'd better be slick as fuck to take it apart and solder the new connections.

[–]richardstan 0 points1 point ago

I did this, its quite easy as long as you manage not to gouge out the rubber seal.

[–]Krotor -1 points0 points ago

Yo, yo mouse smells like ass!

[–]uchuskies08 0 points1 point ago

METALSLUG53 ANSWER FOR YOUR SINS IN THIS THREAD!

[–]gasholer -2 points-1 points ago

Too late..this ones been floating on for a looooong time

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I first saw this photograph back in nineteen dickity two. Times were different back then. A kid had to walk 15 miles uphill in the snow to school and 15 miles uphill home back then, not like these hipiddy hopiddy kids these days.

[–]Lord-Longbottom -2 points-1 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 15 miles -> 120.0 Furlongs, 15 miles -> 120.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]bawki -2 points-1 points ago

how many rods is that?

[–]OWSucks -1 points0 points ago

All I can think is " Dell technical support".

[–]CndConnection -2 points-1 points ago

3rd world engineering or jerry-rigging is one of my favorite things in the whole world.

[–]ikfotsur[!] -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck iPods. Get bacon.

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[–]b1gtym1n 1 point2 points ago

Theres options that say: "Decide what closing the lid does" in control panel.

[–]Renegade917 -1 points0 points ago

Ignoring the fact that this is a repost I've seen four billion times: The guy in the picture is frying things without a shirt on. Clearly he does not think like normal human beings.

Edit: Grammarhammer.

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[–]NoSalt -2 points-1 points ago

I have many iPods ... and I laughed.