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[–]Farren246 284 points285 points ago

If you don't include running Wayne Enterprises, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]DangerousDetlef 45 points46 points ago

Also, head of the Brotherhood that pulls the strings behind the world by murdering or not murdering people!

[–]alabomb 8 points9 points ago

It's the fourth one on the chain, "CIA Director".

[–]ahuck71 2 points3 points ago

He was referring to Wanted

[–]BigSwedenMan 16 points17 points ago

WHOOSH!

[–]ckilkenny 14 points15 points ago

or the emperor of penguins in march of the penguins. thats somewhere between nelson mandela and CIA director i'd say

[–]eduardog3000 4 points5 points ago

Don't you mean above God?

[–]mike45010 1 point2 points ago

He simply misspelled "Lucius Fox".

[–]albatrossnecklassftw 1 point2 points ago

Lucius should definitely be at the top of that chain.

[–]Theboomkin 2 points3 points ago

It's because this pic has been reposted since before The Dark Knight.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 13 points14 points ago

Ahem, Batman Begins*

[–]laddergoat89 3 points4 points ago

He'd be second, below god.

BECUSE CORPORATIONS RUN THE GOVERNMENT RIGHT GUISE?

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

that's because this pic was made before the Batman movies came out.

[–]DishonestBystander 2 points3 points ago

Invictus was released in 2009...

[–]desquibnt 2 points3 points ago

well it was an unsuccessful jib about how old this pic is.

[–]thename226 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, fuck this shit!

[–]earthwormjim22 0 points1 point ago

Came in to say this.

[–]westicals 28 points29 points ago

Not to mention mob boss, a la lucky number sleven

[–]deanbmmv 5 points6 points ago

"Why do they call him The Rabbi?"

[–]EyMAPNess 1 point2 points ago

Because he's a rabbi...

[–]Kelsig 4 points5 points ago

Such an underrated movie.

[–]DangerousDetlef -1 points0 points ago

Lucky Number Sleven an underrated movie? Under which stone have you been living until now, my son?

[–]Kelsig 2 points3 points ago

I have literally never heard of anybody talk about it until that reddit post. I saw it onDemand because it looked interesting.

[–]jay051684 2 points3 points ago

Absolutely no one I know has seen that movie. Most haven't heard of it.

[–]mklimbach 1 point2 points ago

I don't know very many people that have seen it, and I never saw any previews for it on TV/radio when it came out in theaters. Friend showed it to me. Instant classic. Love the dialogue and its one of the few movies I didn't figure out the twist before it came.

[–]ew629 16 points17 points ago

I think that a driver is a little more respectful that a slave...? maybe thats just me...

[–]Longerhin 6 points7 points ago

*Freed slave

[–]SpelingTroll 3 points4 points ago

Freed slave and driver top inmate anyway. And judge should be above sargeant major.

[–]See_Em 4 points5 points ago

Miss Daisy was a huge fucking bitch, though.

[–]Frdl 0 points1 point ago

Typical Jewish mom. So, really bad. For those who haven't seen the movie, Morgan Freeman gets paid to chauffeur a cranky old woman around, which he gets paid well for. Definitely better than being a prison inmate.

[–]matzahjew 43 points44 points ago

I am very impressed at your ability to come up with something so very original and funny.

[–]seangibs 6 points7 points ago

Is this sarcasm because this be a repost?

[–]Jwisniewski8 2 points3 points ago

I hope this is sarcasm

[–]0a0x0e0 19 points20 points ago

This is Reddit. Your comment is presumed sarcasm until proven guilty.

[–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

Kuvaton.com tag up left, its a Finnish image board

[–]t_hab 5 points6 points ago

Inmate is better than freed slave?

[–]publius4 0 points1 point ago

Depends. Considering freed slaves had very few rights and usually worked as sharecroppers, I'd rather be the inmate.

[–]MrBrown89 12 points13 points ago

Repost chain of command.

[–]seangibs 1 point2 points ago

Repost rules all.

[–]Dickybow 10 points11 points ago

TIL Pimps have equal ranking to School Principals.

[–]Tr0user 8 points9 points ago

There are small red arrows depicting the chain of command. It isn't a hierarchy of command.

[–]Dickybow 2 points3 points ago

You are in Reddit Funny not pedantic arsehole.

[–]Tr0user 0 points1 point ago

It isn't actually pedantic. It actually renders your comment entirely redundant.

[–]Dickybow 1 point2 points ago

He replied pedantically.

[–]Tr0user 1 point2 points ago

I believe that you are actually being more pedantic than me. Well you were, until I said this.

[–]lisabadcat 2 points3 points ago

WRONG. God then CIA Director.

[–]BlackLiger 1 point2 points ago

And where does Old EX CIA agent come in? Is he the same guy as CIA director? :P

[–]smileymalaise 1 point2 points ago

You forgot the crooked Chief of Police in Gone Baby Gone

[–]jdiego1563 1 point2 points ago

You can't forget insanely rich mob boos either from Lucky Number Slevin

[–]Sirram 1 point2 points ago

I'd put a judge above a sergeant major. Also, wouldn't leader of a group of highly skilled assassins be pretty high up there.

[–]Tr0user 1 point2 points ago

ooooo, Someone South African is going to look at that and Americans will be hated a bit more :(

[–]Max_Was_Here 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't it just be a picture of regular Morgan Freeman be above "God"?

[–]Lehmins 1 point2 points ago

I saw this a while back, repost?

[–]ConorPF 7 points8 points ago

Is it a little racist to have "freed slave" under "inmate" no matter how absolutely amazing Shawshank Redemption is?

[–]Auflodern 14 points15 points ago

You do know that Black Americans had almost no rights until the 1900's right? Nothing racist about it.

at least inmates can get back to normal lives after prison.

[–]Killface17 1 point2 points ago

Being a convict is a life sentence

[–]Auflodern 2 points3 points ago

you still have more rights than a colored person in the south before 1970

[–]publius4 0 points1 point ago

So was being black in the US until the 1960s.

[–]andy0x2a 0 points1 point ago

So was being black in South Africa until the 1990s

[–]aahdin 1 point2 points ago

How is that racist...? Saying it really sucked to be an american black man in the 1800s is racist now?

[–]TopherBlue2 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if racist, but I did think that was wrong too

[–]cgowsell 1 point2 points ago

This is awesome i am currently watching shawshank redemption.

[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

Greatest film ever made - Freeman's greatest performance, in my opinion.

[–]ramonycajones 2 points3 points ago

TIL American presidents have authority over South African presidents

[–]publius4 2 points3 points ago

I think the implication is that, on an international level, the American president is more powerful than the South African one.

[–]andy0x2a 1 point2 points ago

Fake American presidents have authority over real South African presidents.

FTFY

[–]DickMoveAdam -1 points0 points ago

Why don't we let 'ol Barack and whoever's running South Africa these days have a talk and see who calls the shots.

[–]gibbs929 0 points1 point ago

That brothas Movin on up!!

[–]SnarfitySnarf 0 points1 point ago

you forgot him being a solider from the movie glory

[–]beachbum662 0 points1 point ago

the fact that this doesnt include his presidency of wayne enterprises disappoints me

[–]krawm 0 points1 point ago

you forgot CEO of WAYNE ENTERPRISES.

[–]luck35ksu 0 points1 point ago

This repost needs updated!

[–]Stanlezz 0 points1 point ago

I read Gordon Freeman chain of command...

[–]kolm 0 points1 point ago

Contrary to US public thinking, the president of SA does not report to the president of the US.

[–]Aspel 0 points1 point ago

Where does running Wayne Enterprises, being a mob boss, and heading an elite agency of physics breaking assassins fit in?

(Batman, Lucky Number Slevin, Wanted)

[–]WanderingKing 0 points1 point ago

Why is inmate above freed slave? Or for that matter, above a driver?

[–]ClassicCat 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]StevieBoySwag 0 points1 point ago

fuck you miss daisy

[–]Wolvenheart 0 points1 point ago

Doh, I only just realised Morgan Freeman plays the sidekick in robin hood...

[–]English-Gentlefolk 0 points1 point ago

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with til' you understand who's in ruttin' command here!

[–]ronnicle 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry to shit on your karma parade, but these repost must stop.

[–]jimbobhas 0 points1 point ago

what about mechanic, Carter Chambers? From the Bucket List? my personal favourite role of his.

Also where does narrator of penguins come into this?

[–]Imwatchingyou69 0 points1 point ago

He was also god in evan almighty...

[–]SibrenHart 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for posting this, i saw this this picture 10 moths ago and i liked it but could find it again, Good thing you REPOSTed it :O

[–]Edalol 0 points1 point ago

Pimp Morgan looks a lot like Jimi Hendrix

[–]stuartmoore 0 points1 point ago

You left out Easy Reader from the Electric Company.

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

How did they make him look so African for Invictus?

[–]Downhilldude 0 points1 point ago

I think a high-school principle is more important than a detective.

[–]InABritishAccent 0 points1 point ago

Do you understand the chain of command? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who's in charge round here.

[–]DeliciousTophat 0 points1 point ago

Freed slave is lower than inmate?

[–]carlos_mcmexican 0 points1 point ago

I think the CIA director has more power than the president of south africa

[–]enbeez 0 points1 point ago

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this picture pop up I'd have like 6 dollars, which is nice I guess.

[–]MarvinTheAndroid42 0 points1 point ago

Principle looks like Obama and driver looks like Neil Degrasse Tyson.

[–]Quaytsar 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck! Was he ever not old?

[–]theunderjungle 0 points1 point ago

why is inmate ranked above freed slave?...

[–]teakwood54 0 points1 point ago

What about the bodyguard in Man on Fire or the detective from Beverly Hills Cop?

[–]Jbbeiser 0 points1 point ago

Wait, so not only has Dreamcatcher been made into a movie, and it had Morgan Freeman in it? JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

[–]TazzelDazzle 0 points1 point ago

How many licks to the center of a Tootsie pop. One, tetwoooo, threeeepost :(

[–]vonkey 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because Morgan Freeman.

[–]WartOnTrevor 0 points1 point ago

I loved him as an actor until his libtard tendencies were revealed when he gave a million dollars to Obummo for his next election.

[–]sami055 0 points1 point ago

THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY, SO WHY IS IT BEING UPVOTED IN THIS SUBREDDIT. Done raging.

[–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

The fuck is lucius fox

[–]thegreatgrapist 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck are "pimp" and "inmate" above any goddamn thing?

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 0 points1 point ago

Having Morgan Freeman as a driver would be awesome; he could narrate the entire ride.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

I think you accidentally a bunch of movies.

[–]birchwood829 0 points1 point ago

I feel like former CIA agent (Red) should be in here somewhere

[–]egyptsFINEST8 -1 points0 points ago

You couldn't even come up with a more interesting title?

title comnts points age /r/
The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command 20coms 156pts 5mos funny
Always respect the chain of command 19coms 188pts 10mos funny
Morgan Freeman chain of command [pic] 476coms 4294pts 2yrs pics
The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command 0coms 2pts 23dys pics
Morgan Freeman Chain of Command 6coms 30pts 6mos funny
Morgan Freeman chain of command [pic] 7coms 17pts 1yr pics
The Morgan Freeman - Chain of Command 20coms 110pts 1yr pics
The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command [photo] 19coms 61pts 12mos funny
Morgan Freeman Chain of Command 7coms 76pts 7mos funny
Here is a funny graphic I found about Morgan Freeman's place in society. 38coms 268pts 3mos movies

source: karmadecay

[–]Freekoutintro 0 points1 point ago

REEEEEPOSSSTTT

[–]dudewoman 0 points1 point ago

Watching shawshank now. I thought about posting something about how awesome he is...

He's sooo awesome!

[–]nattynate12 0 points1 point ago

inmate better than a free man with a driving job?

[–]kevincreeperpants 0 points1 point ago

I like how its goes from high school teacher to pimp.

[–]tr335 0 points1 point ago

Does he have his own /r/ yet?

[–]Eonir -2 points-1 points ago

Okay, so if the president of the USA is unavailable to govern, the president of South Africa takes over? Makes perfect sense.

[–]GhostdadUC -1 points0 points ago

Inmate higher than freed slave lol. Might be some reordering needed here.

[–]modeltq -4 points-3 points ago

Dont forget with every great man is a great woman so i think his granddaughter/wife should be on top.