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[–]CellyAllDay 5 points6 points ago

[–]psiko30 1 point2 points ago

Best motherfuckin site EVER !!

[–]cartoonistgirl 0 points1 point ago

That type of advertising is genius.

[–]OmniTerran 4 points5 points ago

10/10 Would read again. That being said I totally did read it a second time.

[–]DoomofKronos 2 points3 points ago

I have never laughed so hard. Look at that smug motherfucker.

[–]iC3xM4n 2 points3 points ago

I used to have three of these. Two on the front porch, and a little red one I got when I was three-ish. Still have the red one, but the other dry rotted. Those were my favorite chairs in the entire house, too. The were hand crafted by my great grandfather around the time I was born. Man, i miss those chairs.

[–]immameoba 2 points3 points ago

Wow, absolutely lost it at "inject it in my eyes." Worth the full read.

[–]GaspesienAMontreal 1 point2 points ago

In my parent's home, all the living room chairs are rocking chairs. No sofa, no lazy-boy, so love seat, nothing with cushions, only hardwood rocking chairs.

We rock for apéritif and digestif, watching TV and listening to old records, reading books and magazines.

We rock. Period.

[–]Punkwasher -1 points0 points ago

All advertising should be like this.

[–]bodhan40 -3 points-2 points ago

This is advertising for inbred dimwits

[–]stormLP -3 points-2 points ago

great idea but terrible execution :(