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[–]QUANTlTATlVE 232 points233 points ago

"Shit, okay, back away slowly, maybe she hasn't seen me yet. Fuck it, cheese-it!"

[–]polarlover 135 points136 points ago

Robot Hoooouuussee!

[–]ridger5 4 points5 points ago

Dodeca secret probation!

[–]mytwofavthings 777 points778 points ago

[–]gluestick300 158 points159 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/43H2s.jpg

I can't remember the website but you can buy these somewhere and they are all really creepy..

Found it

[–]vicwolfe 253 points254 points ago

why are they wearing necklaces with "t" on them?

[–]sumduud14 103 points104 points ago

"t....time....time to leave?"

[–]redditer420 41 points42 points ago

Next time lets do an uppercase t so they know we really mean it.

[–]Frase 12 points13 points ago

Well at least we got rid of all those n- TICKA TICKA NERN TICKA TICKA NERN NERN NERN..

[–]Stulander 2 points3 points ago

For those that don't get it, it's from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_Comes_the_Neighborhood

[–]selfawarepileofatoms 159 points160 points ago

That's a cross.

[–]letsstumphannah 612 points613 points ago

Across from where?

[–]Blacker_Jesus 50 points51 points ago

It's amazing how everyone is downvoting you even though it's clear you made that same comment at the EXACT same time as the other guy... shame on you reddit.

EDIT: That's better. Good on you reddit.

[–]troubleshot 64 points65 points ago

I'm up voting HIM for using a capital at the start of his sentence.

[–]kasirabbas 14 points15 points ago

I'm up voting you for up voting him, for his gramma skils.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 16 points17 points ago

I'm not sure if intentional but you accidentally a letter.

[–]Lowend1 31 points32 points ago

I'm upvoting all of you because I'm gay

[–]McLovin804 5 points6 points ago

Actually, he accidentally two letters.

[–]Openly_Hitler 1 point2 points ago

Hannah reporting.

[–]bitterz 169 points170 points ago

across from where?

[–]superwinner 20 points21 points ago

Its a plus sign, they are into math.

[–]willtodd 4 points5 points ago

is this an Arrested Development reference?

[–]staffell 10 points11 points ago

No, of course it's not.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 2 points3 points ago

South Park.

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[–]eviljolly 10 points11 points ago

I like to watch this before I go to sleep every night.

[–]DeathToPennies 5 points6 points ago

I'm not a fan of it, but the voices tell me to, and I listen to them, because they love me.

At least... They tell me they love me.

[–]kmreid 4 points5 points ago

That is a massive nope!

[–]MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls 4 points5 points ago

Dude it's a classic.

[–]CerealK 24 points25 points ago

Those look like sex dolls made to cum on their faces.

[–]JCXtreme 32 points33 points ago

I can indeed confirm these.

Source: a 'friend of a friend'.

[–]BaSiiCzxX 53 points54 points ago

well technically you are a friend of your friend's

[–]JCXtreme 11 points12 points ago

Ah reddit, you got me. It only took... 2 minutes... You glorious bastards.

[–]OMPSDE 0 points1 point ago

Only if JCXtreme has at least one friend. Which I doubt.

[–]BitLooter 14 points15 points ago

/r/cummingonfigurines/

NSFW, obviously.

[–]HugeDouche 38 points39 points ago

what in the mother ass balls

[–]AlwaysKickingAround 13 points14 points ago

Sometimes people amaze me with what they're into! Truly humanity is a beautiful, vibrant, diverse, incredible and occasionally creepy thing

[–]arborcide 7 points8 points ago

The top two posts on this subreddit are pictures of My Little Pony characters.

[–]nota999 7 points8 points ago

Why would someone do that?

[–]kaitou42 2 points3 points ago

Some things are best unasked.

[–]Stone23 1 point2 points ago

what the fuck

[–]Unbroken_Circle 5 points6 points ago

Do you say this from experience...?

[–]eire1228 1 point2 points ago

that's some freaky shit there...

[–]eviljolly 0 points1 point ago

woot.com uses one of those heads to display some of their items.

Not sure why I find them so creepy.

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

I would suggest that everybody clicks catalogue and then check out 107. Can this all be one big coincidence?

[–]alexandrios1 7 points8 points ago

That was... unexpected.

[–]zobee 1 point2 points ago

With a mouth like that...

[–]SyNcesta 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't figure out what was wrong with his face.. It took me 3 cycles to realize that was her face again.

[–]oxile 295 points296 points ago

[–]Monk_I_need_a_monk 12 points13 points ago

Second top comment: "here is pictcha of Joolia Woberts".

Shat my pants laughing.

[–]Bobzer 154 points155 points ago

We can have gifs with sound now?

It's miraculous! It even loads faster!

[–]CatHairInYourEye 42 points43 points ago

I am working on new gif technology that will produce smell and touch.

[–]burl462 25 points26 points ago

I'd say about 80% of gifs I would never smell or touch...

[–]murderousmarty 7 points8 points ago

i'd beg to differ, porn gifs here i come!

[–]MaximilianRex 35 points36 points ago

Will it reproduce the sensation of cat hair in my eyes?

[–]Assaultman67 4 points5 points ago

... This will break the porn industry. I could make millions billions

I want in on this technology. Now.

[–]chaosinus 0 points1 point ago

THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES!

[–]Infintinity 0 points1 point ago

Really though you pay for those sound gifs with ads sometimes.

[–]GMKO 37 points38 points ago

Do you know why I hate you? After clicking your link I spent like 1h on youtube and ended up looking at tutorials on how to give a cat a bath. And I don't even have a cat.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Praise_Jewish_Allah 7 points8 points ago

First rule about owning a cat:

You don't own a cat, it owns you.

[–]Ironcymru 47 points48 points ago

I love how the Imperial March is playing in the background. It can't be helping the situation.

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 14 points15 points ago

the piercing noise coming from the female did not help either.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I love it how the top youtube comment is almost always the top Reddit comment.

I love how the youtube comment comes long before the Reddit comment does.

Fuck sorry not love. It's that other one. Hate.

I hate those things, you fucking scavenger.

[–]the_catacombs 7 points8 points ago

SO MUCH BETTER

[–]thalasand 8 points9 points ago

GIFs with sound? High-tech sorcery!

[–]AndyRooney 4 points5 points ago

Those moobs are glorious.

[–]GoCuse 0 points1 point ago

"I'm wearing a new blouse...." FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]lights_poodles_tails 20 points21 points ago

Julia Roberts is now the alpha in that house.

[–]Saasaan 43 points44 points ago

He lost that staring contest so hard.

[–]jakestrictor 20 points21 points ago

We got your gamecenter name, like anyone will ever use it...

Nice one!

[–]triggerfish1 10 points11 points ago

I'll be in my bunk!

[–]maplesyrupismajestic 1 point2 points ago

Fine. But you can't take grenades.

[–]suction 13 points14 points ago

Coincidentally, that's the same reaction I got from Julia when I flashed her.

[–]Jigressa 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, the initial awe-struck bewilderment slowing turning into horrid disgust and fear. The calling card of many a flasher

[–]Sharkbate12 72 points73 points ago

He went to go fap.

[–]MuteFaith 25 points26 points ago

I'LL BE IN MY BUNK.

[–]superwinner 21 points22 points ago

I'll be in my Lab.

[–]phlamez92 8 points9 points ago

That poor son of a bitch.

[–]lnstinkt 0 points1 point ago

YES. HELLO. THIS IS DOG.

[–]old_righty 3 points4 points ago

That's the dog's voice, right?

[–]plastic_cookware 1 point2 points ago

Bathroom break!

[–]strafkolonie 9 points10 points ago

The prostitute with a heart of gold.

[–]bs_martin 9 points10 points ago

Nah, just a prostitute with a regular ole whore's heart.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 20 points21 points ago

I have a similar reaction to most of her movies.

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs 57 points58 points ago

For years I've wondered why I can't stand Julia Roberts. And then it hit me while staring at one of her pictures... http://i.imgur.com/Uolg9.jpg

[–]nihilite 175 points176 points ago

Ah hah! Yes.

What are we looking at?

[–]inept_adept 179 points180 points ago

Red circles on peoples faces, I hate it when they do that, who the fuck do they think they are!

[–]BallsackTBaghard 34 points35 points ago

It's a nose ring.

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs 85 points86 points ago

Exactly... nothing. She doesn't have that thing above her lip that ever other human being has. The "philtrum or the infranasal depression."

[–]TheJosh 52 points53 points ago

You have stumbled across a dark secret my friend.

[–]dafragsta 40 points41 points ago

She's clearly a succubus.

[–]birdnerd 26 points27 points ago

Tree-fiddy.

[–]Conquerd 10 points11 points ago

That's the lochness monster, but close enough I guess.

[–]youknowit19 7 points8 points ago

Same episode, yo.

[–]Moinseur_Garnier 3 points4 points ago

And it was about this time I noticed the girl scout was 15 stories tall...

[–]MausIguana 2 points3 points ago

She's clearly a loch ness monster.

[–]Jukepot 3 points4 points ago

After morning a be to got there's!

[–]fps6 36 points37 points ago

A flattened or smooth philtrum can be a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome or Prader-Willi syndrome.

Source

[–]HappyPuppet 52 points53 points ago

Whelp, that's enough "evidence"for me. Time to update her wiki.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 14 points15 points ago

I am glad that I have a philtrum

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 1 point2 points ago

I have 2!

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[–]Kmlkmljkl 24 points25 points ago

ahaha it's like a bad photoshop or something

[–]tanq45 1 point2 points ago

Guessing, surgically removed?

[–]snarfy 9 points10 points ago

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs 1 point2 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]TheClassic 21 points22 points ago

Its called a snot trough

[–]brodie7838 6 points7 points ago

I had to go in the bathroom and look in a mirror to see what you were talking about. But I have a beard, so

[–]Wyrmshadow 5 points6 points ago

That is where the face comes together when in the fetal stage. Why she doesn't have one is beyond me.

[–]nehpets96 1 point2 points ago

That is so fuckin' weird looking.

[–]slyweazal 0 points1 point ago

shazam!

[–]Mazrath 5 points6 points ago

[–]Stylux 1 point2 points ago

Is that a good movie or what?

[–]howtomakeitinmars 1 point2 points ago

This move is really good.

I understand that it may be a rhetorical question but just in case you were wondering, it is.

[–]cobrakai11 28 points29 points ago

I just can't stand her gigantic mouth.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 8 points9 points ago

All the better for... well, you know...

[–]chronodestroyer 33 points34 points ago

For what

[–]cookedbread 70 points71 points ago

Swallowing her prey whole.

[–]mQller 19 points20 points ago

EATING?! I DONT KNOW MAN

[–]Yossome 5 points6 points ago

Eating souls.

[–]HomeworkAteMyDogma 2 points3 points ago

For devouring your soul!

[–]macblastoff 2 points3 points ago

Enunciating her lines better, of course...what were you thinking?

[–]chronodestroyer 3 points4 points ago

sex

[–]macblastoff 1 point2 points ago

Weren't you paying attention to Pres. Clinton? Oral doesn't count as sex...ask Sec of State Clinton.

[–]diskmaster23 2 points3 points ago

ITS A MAN BABY!

[–]ivquatch 2 points3 points ago

[–]woze 2 points3 points ago

I agree nose rings aren't attractive. But she's still attractive otherwise.

[–]shoot-it-touch-it 4 points5 points ago

Go fetch!

[–]CynicalRealist 3 points4 points ago

Now show her Julia Gillard.

[–]Jigressa 1 point2 points ago

You're all upvoting this, but I bet the owner's been beating his dog while showing it pictures of Julia Roberts

FOR SHAME

[–]Keepcalmx 4 points5 points ago

What is this witch craft?!?

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[–]notpynchon 57 points58 points ago

Why do you think these previous posts didn't get the attention this one has? I think the title "Julia Roberts" creates a void of info that the reader desires to fill, whereas "dogs hate Julia Roberts" is more but not especially interesting info. Signing off...

[–]AdmiralSkippy 36 points37 points ago

"Do not post the punchline in the title!"

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[–]skinniegenes 20 points21 points ago

imgur > videos || non-imgur sources

[–]SirFapingtonWatches 15 points16 points ago

Surely you meant "imgur > videos && imgur > non-imgur sources".

[–]skinniegenes 25 points26 points ago

I am my own compiler, I make my own rules

[–]achshar 2 points3 points ago

Surely you meant compiler.

[–]dlan4327 33 points34 points ago

Personally I don't get it. Gorgeous, sexy woman who I'd love to snuggle with but to each their own.

[–]munky_quack 34 points35 points ago

Well it is likely the dog is reacting to a colone or perfume sample.

[–]original_evanator 6 points7 points ago

Eau de Cheval

[–]bootnish 19 points20 points ago

Dress her up as Wonder Woman and watch the change in attitude around here.

[–]Pants_R_Overatd 32 points33 points ago

What's wrong with Julia Roberts? She's mildly attractive

[–]Claypool2112 37 points38 points ago

Maybe to people, but apparently not to dogs.

[–]AliSalsa 1 point2 points ago

I just blast-spit my morning 40 all over my sister's face.

[–]Imagicka 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the dog has gone off to find her.

[–]Learnincurve 8 points9 points ago

It's to do with the perfume samples they put in women's magazines, if you see it's a perfume advert. Clever breed of dog like that will have learnt to associate her face with the smell and will now act like this every time he sees her. You could easily train your own dogs this same way to freak out at the sight of anyone if you want to reap the karma.

[–]Unfeared 7 points8 points ago

Nah, it's most likely because the picture was "staring" at the dog. Dogs and other animals have stare-downs to show dominance. As it was a picture, and the guy was following the dog with it, the picture of Julia obviously won't stop staring at the dog. The dog will become intimidated and leave or back down. Conditioning a dog the way you described would result in a much quicker reaction.

[–]blindedbyhindsight 2 points3 points ago

it's her mouth to face ratio... it's way off..

[–]1369ic 3 points4 points ago

Because we should all follow the aesthetic judgments of the dog of a pudgy guy sitting naked on the couch looking at a photo of Julia Roberts. I think he likes her, if the dog doesn't.

[–]crackyJsquirrel 1 point2 points ago

God damn, now all I can think of is her annoying fake laugh.

[–]synnndstalker 1 point2 points ago

I'm betting the video would look pretty staged if you played it in reverse.

[–]sneg 1 point2 points ago

[–]GarryMohr3318 1 point2 points ago

[–]fenrael23 1 point2 points ago

That man is clearly afraid of dogs.

[–]malmac 1 point2 points ago

Julia Roberts is clearly afraid of him.

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

I've always liked the fascination with Julia to the emperor with no clothes. No one wanted to be the first to say she's not very good looking.

She's pretty ugly, but I will admit she's a pretty good actress. I can stomach her as long as she's not a romantic focus.

[–]Spoinzy 1 point2 points ago

The best part is that last look the Dog gives before really booking it.

[–]Shadopoig 1 point2 points ago

I love how, near the end, he looks back like "..is it still there?" and then doubles his speed.

[–]Woolbull 3 points4 points ago

Maybe the dog was really afraid of that guy's man boobs.

[–]OnWisCarlos 5 points6 points ago

i never thought julia roberts was attractive either, dog.

[–]flashnuke 0 points1 point ago

old

[–]JohnJohnPhenomenon 0 points1 point ago

Should have lied and said Sarah Jessica parker. Instant karma.

[–]schpider 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the dog has a "Julia Roberts neuron" (similar to the Jennifer Aniston one).

[–]WhatIRead 0 points1 point ago

The dog knows evil.

[–]Doveshampoo 0 points1 point ago

Bitches go crazy when they see Julia Roberts

[–]Jigressa 0 points1 point ago

All glory to the Julia Roberts

[–]broyale 0 points1 point ago

From Pretty Woman to dog scarer! Funny.

[–]miniRoach 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what the dog would have done had it been Kristen Stewart instead...

[–]JizzedPantheon 0 points1 point ago

:D so funny

[–]d70 0 points1 point ago

Either it freaked the fuck out of him or he went in the bedroom for a quickie.

[–]JesusWuta40oz 0 points1 point ago

Some say the mere image of her causes dogs to run in fear....

[–]edgarjones 0 points1 point ago

how dare you condition your dog for reddit upvotes. Animals WERE hurt in the making of this post.

[–]Rommel79 0 points1 point ago

I have the same reaction.

[–]SkateboardG 0 points1 point ago

no.... no...

NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

[–]kurtozan251 0 points1 point ago

This would be funny backwards.

[–]NasalSnack 0 points1 point ago

I heard there was an up vote party here. Figured I'd come check it out, test the waters a little bit.

[–]SophiePT 0 points1 point ago

Are people really still getting Karma for this?

[–]jhlee51998 0 points1 point ago

At least it wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]musashin 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, quit playin....QUIT PLAYIN MAN

Shit I'm outta here

[–]Seoul_Doctor 0 points1 point ago

Yup, she'll do that to ya.

[–]dorit0paws 0 points1 point ago

It's that forehead vein that gets em every time.

[–]malmac 0 points1 point ago

I secretly believe that women find her more attractive than men do. She's OK, but give me Kate Beckinsale or Marisa Tomei any day. Dem asses!

Sorry, kind of lost it there...

[–]Latvian_King 0 points1 point ago

Buzz, your girlfriend! Whimper...

[–]Chocopuffs-chogall 0 points1 point ago

God she has a huge mouth

[–]J4sef 0 points1 point ago

This is so good.

[–]BIRDS_IN_MY_RECTUM 0 points1 point ago

Brb gonna make a julia roberts mask and chase dogs through the street

[–]Nathan13 0 points1 point ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time!

[–]flipkitty 0 points1 point ago

"I'll be in my bunk. Woof"

[–]macrovore 0 points1 point ago

Is that that toothy girl from Mystic Pizza?

[–]boarderdude1998 0 points1 point ago

Scares me to bud

[–]shimmyboy56 0 points1 point ago

I'd hate to see what he'd do after being shown Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]goodthingsarefree 0 points1 point ago

Julia Roberts. Not even once.

[–]woodyear99 0 points1 point ago

How I am when jehovah witnesses bring their magazines to my doorstep

[–]iswearIamAgoodguy 0 points1 point ago

Dat man titties