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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

peanut butter :P

[–]GameDev11 5 points6 points ago

Ladies please.. Nutella.

[–]JumpTheFence 0 points1 point ago

^ agreed. Nutella FTW!

[–]thebigmoose 1 point2 points ago

Then you try and use jelly. It's not the same.. Ok.

[–]canthidecomments 2 points3 points ago

Put half a cup of brown sugar into a pan, a pat of butter and a little bit of water and about cook it on high-medium heat stirring constantly until it melts.

Syrup.

[–]qwertydirty 1 point2 points ago

Fruit! Strawberries and blueberries are amazing with waffles.

[–]KDIZZLL 1 point2 points ago

Throw some ice cream on that waffle.

[–]codeka 1 point2 points ago

That was me tonight when I started cooking a steak and realised we were out of BBQ sauce.

[–]gnomishtanks 1 point2 points ago

DAMN!

[–]DarbyBartholomew 1 point2 points ago

Whenever that happens I put peanut butter on it, and sprinkle sugar on top. I know, it sounds like wishful thinking of a 6 year old, but it's delicious.

[–]BWack087 1 point2 points ago

Every time I pour a bowl of cereal and find no milk in the fridge.

[–]ZippyKitty 0 points1 point ago

Slab some butter on it take a bite look of disgust give to dog

[–]Inspired_by_TiR 0 points1 point ago

I feel like someone named Edward would drink his own pee wearing a monocle.

[–]mikarm 0 points1 point ago

I know people who don't even like syrup on waffles and pancakes.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]CliveCorbz 0 points1 point ago

How often does this happen to you? :/

[–]locklin 0 points1 point ago

Two substitutes:

  1. Ice cream
  2. Peanut-butter

If I have none of the above, my dog gets just-out-of-the-toaster treat.

[–]sir-potato-head 0 points1 point ago

as a canadian, I always have an emergency maple syrup can.

[–]greencloud 0 points1 point ago

Farooq in disapproval of no syrup. Great episode of RAW

[–]Spooooooooooooon 0 points1 point ago

Peanut butter and jelly waffle sandwich?

Nutella?

Honey?

Ummm... Sriracha? The universauce.

[–]IdRatherBeAnimating 0 points1 point ago

Or when you make hash browns and eggs only to find out there is no more ketchup.

[–]aydogdu21 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate and bananas.

[–]tride 0 points1 point ago

sugar plus heat = syrup

[–]kashlen 0 points1 point ago

At first when I read this I thought it said toast to waffles, and I was thinking, "Who the hell makes a toast to waffles?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I always find we are out of regular syrup, but we have 1/4 of a bottle of that shitty Hannaford brand Fat Free Syrup that tastes like bile. That, or we have a really old bottle of Green Apple flavored syrup, which yes, did exist at some terrible point in history. I usually just cover them in butter, then mix some sugar with my tears to make makeshift syrup.

[–]robcantplayhockey 0 points1 point ago

Uncle Jemima's pissed