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[–]SirWilly77 558 points559 points ago

Only one thing could make this better: http://i.imgur.com/Gi58x.jpg

[–]Thumbz8 57 points58 points ago

I don't know why this is so hilarious.

[–]Augmented_Camo 116 points117 points ago

Probably the fact that he has a boner....

[–]acw123 36 points37 points ago

10/10 will look again

[–]blowjobs4everyone 4 points5 points ago

Wouldn't you?! It is an oasis of giant breakfast.

[–]Garrosh 12 points13 points ago

I eggspected something different.

[–]BeatKeaper 3 points4 points ago

I didn't even get the yolk.

[–]planet808 6 points7 points ago

Or better yet... rocks that look just like eggs from Luray Caverns in Luray, VA http://www.playle.com/pictures/RHEAV8202.jpg FTFY

[–]jordmorton 7 points8 points ago

Bacon, AND Eggs.....

[–]My_timemachine_broke 48 points49 points ago

...and, uhhhh, sausage apparently.

[–]Mariospeedwagen 15 points16 points ago

Reminds me of this classic from my youth =D

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[–]gfixler 1 point2 points ago

Looks like eggs benedict.

[–]agreeswithfishpal 1 point2 points ago

Can you make hash browns, toast, and coffee? Please?

[–]skinnyindy 1 point2 points ago

Did you know you could get eggs, bacon, AND two pancakes for $4 at Denny's?! Kind of random but also kind of relevant.

[–]jonusfatson 40 points41 points ago

You're already on the 1st page of google images for "Bacon Rock"

[–]not2late2change 225 points226 points ago

Cool rock, Moby. AMA?

[–]jgoodma3[S] 191 points192 points ago

TIL I look like Moby

[–]GobiasACupOfCoffee 49 points50 points ago

I refuse to believe this is a TIL

[–]ifyouknowwhatimeanx 59 points60 points ago

Or the dean from Community.

[–]Roger_KK 35 points36 points ago

Definitely a Dopple-Dean-er

[–]byte-smasher 2 points3 points ago

AKA unemployed Moby impersonator

[–]french91 2 points3 points ago

Or a Dean-el-Changer

[–]ukyah 62 points63 points ago

he beat me to it. moby like a motherfucker.

[–]afreemind69 33 points34 points ago

I was thinking a young Paul Schaffer

[–]bootytown 10 points11 points ago

it's raining men.

[–]Apostolate 18 points19 points ago

If you're white and bald, you're Steve Austin, or Moby.

If you've got hair, and you white, then you Ben Affleck.

[–]kashra 4 points5 points ago

I get harry potter and edward norton a lot myself.

[–]redcube85 2 points3 points ago

All bald people look like Moby.

[–]CanCable 5 points6 points ago

That couldn't be Moby. He's an uber-vegan and would never acknowledge something for looking like bacon.

[–]cor315 1 point2 points ago

Every skinny white guy that shave's his head looks like Moby.

[–]Vagrant_Antelope 1 point2 points ago

What's the frequency, Michael Stipe?

[–]GetMentalGetWeird 49 points50 points ago

You're not Moby? Why, when we said "Hey Moby", did you come over here?

Oh, I thought you said Tony.

So your name's Tony?

No.

[–]cartendo 8 points9 points ago

Classic HIMYM (at least in my book)

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 6 points7 points ago

I don't think bacon-rocks talk, but...hell, i'm curious myself; ask him.

[–][deleted] 405 points406 points ago

Mother earth, never again shall I doubt thy greatness.

[–]BigSwedenMan 27 points28 points ago

I have a feeling that somehow someone is going to try to use this to prove god exists

[–]mrgoodwalker 5 points6 points ago

I have a feeling that somehow someone is going to try to use this to prove bacongod exists

FTFY

[–]JFow82 2 points3 points ago

I say we rewrite the Bible. One page. "God exists because muthafukin BACON ROCK. The End."

[–]moejike 1 point2 points ago

Obviously it's proof that he exists and wants us to be happy!

[–]aceuser 94 points95 points ago

Let us celebrate her greatness by feasting upon her baconators, my brother.

[–]oa5is 45 points46 points ago

Swallow it down with a bacon milkshake from Jack in the Box.

[–]DirectCharge 46 points47 points ago

We shall strengthen ourselves with tactical bacon.

[–]brandtftw 29 points30 points ago

And do it all after smearing bacon onto the lips so the taste never ends! http://i.imgur.com/tuidh.jpg

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 37 points38 points ago

With our friend, Kevin Bacon.

[–]tainteddonut 20 points21 points ago

Woah, dude! That's taking it a little too far.

[–]GrannyBacon81 12 points13 points ago

Come sit on my lap and I'll show you just how far we can take this, sonny boy. removes dentures

[–]peggles81 1 point2 points ago

I just peed my pants laughing at "removes dentures"

Unfortunately, literally.

[–]Favo32 26 points27 points ago

And finish off this glorious meal with a bacon sundae.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 51 points52 points ago

All while wearing our bacon uniforms.

[–]blankrad 15 points16 points ago

This beats lady gaga by a mile.

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 3 points4 points ago

"This meats lady gaga by a mile"

FTFY

[–]Draygon_Slayer 1 point2 points ago

They don't make those anymore :(

[–]WhyAreYouNotStudying 9 points10 points ago

Mmm, baconators...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Indeed brethren, the Lords of Bacon shall smile upon us.

[–]RatherLargeBoots 33 points34 points ago

Let me caress your bacon-y stones Mother Earth... Yeah, you like that, don't you Nature. Nature, you dirty girl...

... what?

[–]aceuser 19 points20 points ago

"WHEN I WROTE the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond...Some have asked what I got to eat...", and to them I said - the salty bacon of this supple earth.

[–]TheDecline 1 point2 points ago

Thereau + bacon = quality post

[–]Apostolate 38 points39 points ago

From the Makers of Marijuana, we bring you Earth Bacon.

[–]skyman724 5 points6 points ago

Now if only we could get marijuana plants to grow on the bacon........

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

Bacon flavored weed. Holy shit.

[–]pavinrtheway 5 points6 points ago

It grows in the caves.

http://imgur.com/pCmrm

[–]Masterdunder24 15 points16 points ago

Crazy mother earth putting bacon rock where only people who don't eat fatty bacon can see it

[–]TyPower 7 points8 points ago

You could probably fry eggs on that rock.

And you know what goes well with eggs and makes a hearty breakfast?

That's right, non kosher pig flesh.

[–]ib4student 1 point2 points ago

So glad Jesus said bacon was actually cool

[–]TyPower 2 points3 points ago

You know your god is the real god when he's got no problem with bacon.

[–]PritongKandule 4 points5 points ago

Remember the tree sucking on a boulder? I think it was looking for this.

[–]Jabbaws 1 point2 points ago

As a geology double major student, and bacon connoisseur... pants party.

[–]OBNOXIOUSNAME 1 point2 points ago

And it's already cooked, too!

[–]Ystonia 1 point2 points ago

Fooled you too. That's not Mother Earth, it's a cunning trap.

Watch out! In the background is Whole Pig Rock.

[–]meowmeister 1 point2 points ago

Today, this First day, a new belief system was established. Thank You.

[–]House_of_D 1 point2 points ago

So that's where it narwhals!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 253 points254 points ago

Is that the dean from Community?

[–]marsneedstowels 437 points438 points ago

"RAWR! Heh, hey gang, I just wanted to remind you all of the deanosaur digfest, hosted by the paleontology department, down at Bacon Rock this thursday. We'll have stegosaurus burgers with frieseratops. Those are french fries with your choice of three different toppings. There will be activities for kids and adults alike so don't be a tyranno sore-ass and join in the fun!"

[–]EphemeralStyle 88 points89 points ago

That was off the CHANG.

[–]m_bird13 69 points70 points ago

this is perfect, youre one of the show's writers huh, i wont tell anyone

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 17 points18 points ago

It's Dan Harmon.

[–]pseudopseudonym 40 points41 points ago

He's got nothing else to do. :(

[–]jubjub5 1 point2 points ago

This really is the darkest timeline.

[–]secretvictory 26 points27 points ago

Seriously, do you work on the show?

[–]inrelativity 26 points27 points ago

(touches Jeff's abs then walks off)

[–]gooddaysir 9 points10 points ago

This might sound crazy, but reading frieseratops just made me realize Sera got her name from triceratops in A Land Before Time. Maybe I knew that when I was a kid in the 80's, but now I just relearned that. Haven't seen that movie in almost 25 years.

[–]sansense 34 points35 points ago

Enjoyed immensely, would read again.

[–]legendarybilf 2 points3 points ago

Ta;Rr

[–]iHateTetris 8 points9 points ago

Why did I read that in his voice?

10/10 would read again

[–]crshirley58 1 point2 points ago

AMA?

[–]jeffhughes 1 point2 points ago

That was streets ahead, man. Streets ahead.

[–]jewmanman 35 points36 points ago

I think that's Moby, actually.

[–]BuddyOGooGoo 15 points16 points ago

Confirmed: It's Moby

[–]Yesus 7 points8 points ago

Opened comments, Ctrl-f Moby. Success.

[–]LightsSoundAction 1 point2 points ago

YOU KNOW MOBY!?

[–]SupermanV2 14 points15 points ago

I thought so too at first but then I realized his clothing is too normal.

[–]byte-smasher 3 points4 points ago

Actually I think it's an unemployed Moby impersonator

[–]Beignet 1 point2 points ago

"Even his shadow!"

[–]SomaliPirates 1 point2 points ago

This is what I came for.

[–]wittywhit 1 point2 points ago

Dean Pelton is that you? Oh sorry, is it the weekend? Should I call you Craig? Nice crag you got there Craig.

[–]ANinjasEerierEnemy 18 points19 points ago

I'm shocked and disappointed that Dean Pelton goes hiking without full safari gear. This picture is not complete without a pith helmet and short, short khakis.

[–]legendarybilf 2 points3 points ago

You mean hot pants pink camo

[–]freeloder11 15 points16 points ago

I like to think of giant pigs running around millions of years ago, then one day an asteroid hit the earth and fried these piggies up making giant slices of bacon that are scattered throughout our Earths crust

[–]thirdguyfromtheleft 2 points3 points ago

I suddenly want to become a prospector...

[–]legendarybilf 1 point2 points ago

And when you collect these mythical bacon of lore, the mighty narwhal of Olde will rise and grant you one wish. Aftewards the bacon are scattered once again throughout the world and remain inactive for a year until we can find them again. Tl;Dr: Dragonball-> BACONBALL Z!

[–]kehrol 1 point2 points ago

mmmm bacon crust

[–]coachhawley 53 points54 points ago

Thats the most delicious looking rock I have ever seen

[–]jgoodma3[S] 178 points179 points ago

I can confirm, it is. http://imgur.com/RKY5s

[–]tromadz 67 points68 points ago

Now fuck that rock.

[–]pizearke 35 points36 points ago

It's easy to do because you can lube it with its own grease.

[–]skyman724 4 points5 points ago

gets another copy of the Internet keys ready

[–]jb2386 2 points3 points ago

But also hard to do because it doesn't have any orifices, and it comes from a pig, so you might technically be a pig fucker. :/

[–]coachhawley 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha!! Wonderful!

[–]frucknog 8 points9 points ago

Bacon: Surprisingly high in minerals

[–]Pahdooks 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget about cave bacon.

More! - More bacon!! - BACON!!!

[–]Hayasaka-chan 9 points10 points ago

Cool rock.

Also, you are a brave soul to have that bald of a head with no hat on lol.

[–]jgoodma3[S] 21 points22 points ago

The problem with wearing a hat in the sun when bald is getting a tan/burn line around your head, you've just got to roll with the dome and get it even. :D

[–]HoldMaahDick 32 points33 points ago

AKA Karma Rock

[–]Left_Side_Driver 8 points9 points ago

Jesus Christ Marie, it's a mineral!

[–]WarnsYouAboutSpoiler 2 points3 points ago

WARNING TO EVERYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. "thecatbacon's" COMMENT (below) CONTAINS SPOILERS.

[–]Decyde 16 points17 points ago

He's got a boner for bacon rock.

[–]jgoodma3[S] 90 points91 points ago

No boner, just big penis.

[–]frankdozier 8 points9 points ago

Is that what we're telling ourselves now?

[–]jgoodma3[S] 24 points25 points ago

I makes me feel better.

[–]Lokipokie504 12 points13 points ago

The rock's hard, but he's harder...

[–]arksien 16 points17 points ago

Please, for the love of reddit, go back and cook bacon on the bacon rock. It looks like you're in a hot area, I bet it can be done!

[–]jgoodma3[S] 22 points23 points ago

I did think about it, perhaps I shall return. btw it's Red Rock Canyon, NV, very hot!

[–]usarmy11c 4 points5 points ago

I thought so! Also from Vegas

[–]VillaIncognito 18 points19 points ago

Me too. I'd verify this rock, but that would require going outdoors.

[–]Beetrain 3 points4 points ago

Fellow Vegasinian here as well. I immediately felt like id seen this rock before, scrolled down to see if it was mentioned.

Red Rock is awesome.

[–]skyman724 2 points3 points ago

[–]Uncle_Father_Oscar 1 point2 points ago

I knew it was from Vegas the second I saw it!

RRC FTW! Which trail? I will bring the bacon and do the honors!

[–]triel187 6 points7 points ago

Simply, fabulous

Goes with the hand gestures.

[–]galpin 5 points6 points ago

Moby loves bacon.

[–]iluhbewbies[!] 8 points9 points ago

I see a penis...

[–]MisSigsFan 1 point2 points ago

I see it too.

[–]n5corp 3 points4 points ago

Fuck Big Rock Candy Mountain, I'm going to BACON ROCK MOUNTAIN.

[–]SirSupay 4 points5 points ago

I see a new type of pilgrims coming to this site

[–]theangrysloth 4 points5 points ago

Who needs the Worldstone, then? The first expansion to Diablo 3 will be the battle for the Baconstone.

[–]basshead23 24 points25 points ago

have fun on the front page.

[–]sanfrustration 5 points6 points ago

I've never wanted to believe in something more than I do the existence of that rock. Is that what blind faith and religion is all about?? Please pass me the collection basket...

[–]Apostolate 16 points17 points ago

I've never been so hungry for a mineral.

[–]NFLdoWORK 6 points7 points ago

that's sandstone, which is not a mineral. it is composed of the mineral quartz however

[–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bravo72dc 2 points3 points ago

You should cook some eggs on top of the hot surface of the rock

[–]maplevanwax 2 points3 points ago

Red Rocks, LV?

[–]jgoodma3[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yep! :)

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 2 points3 points ago

Thou shalt excavate the holiest of holy relics from its earthen tomb, and place it into your abode, for it was not you who chose the holy rock, but the holy rock who has chosen you.

[–]moogull 2 points3 points ago

perfect pose as well

[–]TryTryTryTryAgain 2 points3 points ago

It's a trap!

[–]Pahdooks 6 points7 points ago

Don't forget about cave bacon.

More! - More bacon!! - BACON!!!

[–]soulbend 1 point2 points ago

The rock biter would have a hay day with this.

[–]jish92 1 point2 points ago

Charge money for guided tours!

[–]SynopticOutlander 1 point2 points ago

You appear to have something resembling a boner going on, though in the context of the photo i would say that it would be odd NOT to have one. Also, i have the same Chucks.

[–]Wayfarer21 1 point2 points ago

Hiking in converse...

[–]timescrucial 1 point2 points ago

I would literally try to lug that rock home.

[–]BaconandBacon42 1 point2 points ago

This man could use a good portion of bacon from the looks of it.

[–]lucifer_aka_satan 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was a giant piece of bacon, I had to look back to make sure it was a rock.

[–]kanyeezy24 1 point2 points ago

you should build a city around it.

[–]TherealFirebird 1 point2 points ago

At times life may get a little tough. Questions unanswered, happenings around the world that literally blow your mind and test your spirit. But for all these triumphs and tribulations, we have.......Bacon rock.

[–]horselover_fat 1 point2 points ago

That is a fantastic outcrop of the mineral baconite.

Trust me, I'm a geologist.

[–]wwydfakb 1 point2 points ago

I feel like you should be wearing ankle socks with those shoes... That's all I noticed

[–]ricojalapeno 1 point2 points ago

I am pretty sure someone on eBay would buy that. Someone somewhere has to have a bacon rock fetish.

[–]VoleWithIre 1 point2 points ago

Tiny man finds regular-sized bacon in terrarium. Film at eleven.

[–]Dick_FitzweII 1 point2 points ago

I'll paypal $50 bucks if he licks it.

[–]reply_and_lose 5 points6 points ago

[–]Evistro 1 point2 points ago

"It is said that the Pilgrims landed on Bacon Rock." I would have payed so much more attention.

[–]toyume 1 point2 points ago

Hey dean.

[–]culman13 1 point2 points ago

You show us a rock when there clearly is a river of bacon behind you.

[–]leveque 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile on the set of the Flintstones a young Mr Slate is shocked the restaurant forget his scrambled pterodactyl eggs. When asked about the difficult job of producung said eggs Mrs. Pterodactyl said "Eh, It's a living."

[–]jread 1 point2 points ago

This restaurant needs this rock in front of their building. I ate lunch there on Friday... it was orgasmic.

[–]Rainieri 1 point2 points ago

I just wanna tell OP that I love his role as the Dean in Community.

[–]Jeremy56x 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks his shadow looks like a cat?

[–]papersquares 1 point2 points ago

Mine it. There's probably more bacon below.

[–]LLrobot 1 point2 points ago

It's a miracle! Proof of Bacon's divine nature.

[–]nightwood 1 point2 points ago

Petrified dinosaur bacon! Explain that, creationists!

[–]supapro 1 point2 points ago

Taiwan has a stone that looks like a piece of pork. It's considered a national treasure. The mainland wants it back.

Pic here.

[–]wallywhiskey 1 point2 points ago

in the hot sun!

I fought the law and the law won.

[–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else notice his shadow looks like a pig?

[–]Rokey76 1 point2 points ago

No geologists awake to tell us what we are looking at?

[–]cowpower 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bumblbtuna 1 point2 points ago

And it's FABULOUS!!!!!

[–]EvoEpitaph 1 point2 points ago

Why aren't there broken teeth piled around the sides of it?

[–]QiNu 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, the upper left part of the picture looks like stacks of pastrami.

[–]bearsquito 1 point2 points ago

Geologist here. I love a good basalt-cured bacon rock. And while it is nice to find high mineral content feasts on a hike, remember to bring your own food; you can't take them for granite.

[–]elloelloello 1 point2 points ago

keep us updated on your chemo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'd bet money dude n the picture has hairy shoulders

[–]odbj 1 point2 points ago

It's FABULOUS!

[–]Jimbabwe 1 point2 points ago

As a person who likes bacon and reddit and hiking and rocks and people that look like Moby, I like this picture.

[–]Average-as-hell 1 point2 points ago

If you look closer it would appear that the top half of his body is not connected to the lower.

[–]koolfmnz 1 point2 points ago

Imagine the size of the eggs needed!

[–]maximiliam3000 1 point2 points ago

"Lisa... I would like to buy your rock."

[–]4George4 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, nice erection.

[–]xblackknife 1 point2 points ago

I guess.. the pig was.. stoned. YEAAAAAAAAAAH

[–]KJAZZ 1 point2 points ago

And now Reddit will construct a holy site for the hallowed baconstone. Many will travel far and long to gaze a glimpse at the majesty.

[–]steepo27 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the dean from Community!

[–]ALkatraz919 1 point2 points ago

cross-post to /r/geology for more karma

[–]f1nnbar 1 point2 points ago

How is this not a holy site?

[–]moodog72 1 point2 points ago

It was surrounded by a pile of shattered teeth.

[–]Mysterian 1 point2 points ago

That guy looks just like Dean Pelton!

[–]knerp 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I hope you got some SPF 50 up on that glorious dome.