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[–]rific 44 points45 points ago

Dokapon Kingdom is far worse...

[–]InsomniacOrca 10 points11 points ago

That goddamn transfer spell that transport you to the other side of the fucking world. At one moment everyone of us had at least 3 of them, it was like the cold war with a chance of a nuclear fallout.

[–]waltztheplank 11 points12 points ago

Me and a good friend of mine stopped hanging out for about 5 months when he threatened to punch me over this game.

[–]bekeleven 4 points5 points ago

The box actually identifies itself as carrying "the friendship destroying game."

[–]WindsAndWords 9 points10 points ago

Name changed to "Penis face"

[–]mrkrause13 1 point2 points ago

fuck this game. that is all

[–]Valashi 1 point2 points ago

True... but that game lasts Forever.

Friends and I spent days trying to get through story mode, think we only made it to chapter 6.

[–]Superbals 1 point2 points ago

THAT IT IS! Now to delete my comment saying the same EXACT thing grumble grumble

[–]swampertkamm85 1 point2 points ago

THAT IT IS!

lol

[–]hackz117 0 points1 point ago

If there are only a couple of us playing we always play against peach and daisy and have dubbed them bitch and cunt respectively. This gives us a common enemy to unite against in our all out war with these villainous CPUs. It has kept my girlfriend and I from fighting on multiple occasions

[–]reonlegacy 0 points1 point ago

One of the top games that I own. Though my friends and I have yet to even finish a game. We have too much time in between playing and forget what was going on, so we start again.

[–]Rombelteis 0 points1 point ago

yeah.. i don't know that game.

[–]CoyoteStark 147 points148 points ago

Oh hey, I see you've won all the minigames and have the most coins and stars. Allow me to fuck that all up by one lucky spin, block punch, star power, deus ex machina fuck all move, and take your stars for the win. Still friends right? Eat a bag of dicks, Bobby! This is why I never let you pick the games!

[–]carlos118 39 points40 points ago

But what about the bonus stars? :D

[–]bigduckman 21 points22 points ago

Never play with bonus stars.

[–]pilekrig 63 points64 points ago

Counterpoint: bonus stars add significant drama and are awesome.

[–]TheUnfamiliar 20 points21 points ago

Counter-counterpoint: Everybody already knows who's getting the bonus stars before it happens.

[–]alliebp 15 points16 points ago

OH BABY. Played mario party last night with a bunch of friends and I have learned one thing about myself: I am a fucking monster and feed off the defeat of others.

[–]constantvariables 3 points4 points ago

You must play with shitty people. My family all make good runs at the mini game star. Not to mention that games like 7 do it differently(6 types of bonus stars with 3 chosen at random).

[–]wakinupdrunk 7 points8 points ago

Who the hell doesn't play with bonus stars? Strategy changes!

[–]Doctor_Teh 4 points5 points ago

Why? They let good players have a better shot of winning.

[–]bigduckman 3 points4 points ago

When I play with friends, it gets very violent, as it probably does with everyone. It is all about winning and who can win the most. Two of my friends recently got in an argument of who won more games, and what does and doesn't count as a "real win". They got so mad at each other that they didn't talk to each other for a week. There have also been many occasions that people have been punched for getting the star, or stealing a star. I don't mean like a friendly little punch, I mean full-on punched in the face.

We play Mario Party 6, and mostly play on Castaway Bay. I am particularly good at minigames, and often end up with a butt-ton of coins because of it. If we put on bonus stars, then I can just make sure that they don't get stars. This is easy through the use of the right orbs and getting on the DK boat without buying a star. After this, I can jsut win the game through bonus stars and I get beat up. Bonus stars are off for everyone's safety.

[–]Terren505 81 points82 points ago

You haven't played Mario Party unless you lost some skin on the palm of your hand by trying to spin the joystick as fast as possible.

[–]UrbtoOSU 23 points24 points ago

There was actually a lawsuit regarding that where Nintendo settled for $80 million and promised to give gloves to any Mario Party owner that asked for them.

[–]momsdayprepper 2 points3 points ago

:O

Is that offer still valid? Can I still ask for gloves?

[–]UrbtoOSU 1 point2 points ago

I doubt it, usually those kind of things have an expiration date for when Nintendo was liable.

[–]momsdayprepper 0 points1 point ago

:( Damn...

[–]DragoniteMaster 1 point2 points ago

I got one of those gloves. The problem was I was like 5 years old and got a good two months of use out of the gloves before outgrowing them.

[–]ShortyBoo429 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine got the gloves and they didn't last long before there was a huge hole right in the palm of the glove.

[–]JakJakAttacks 36 points37 points ago

Yep. I remember Mario Party 1. That shit made a HUGE blister on the palm of my hand.

[–]shutupjoey 10 points11 points ago

Which I think is why they left those mini games out of Mario Party 2.

[–]pross537 6 points7 points ago

yup. frickin hate tug o' war.

[–]Rystic 2 points3 points ago

B-But the wound up Shyguy went crazy far!

[–]Dragas 7 points8 points ago

Paddle battle sucked.

[–]iDoiStuff 2 points3 points ago

What about the fishing for the sacks/chests of coins?

[–]Dragas 0 points1 point ago

I loved playing it, im meaning is sucked for my hand. It actualy got so bad that my hand started to bleed and i had to stop playing.

[–]MagicMan623 3 points4 points ago

Your words, they make my brain hurt.

[–]DoubleTapThat 6 points7 points ago

Fucking bicycle minigame...

[–]mrbucket777 2 points3 points ago

That shit hurt so badly and it also ruined your controllers and made the stick all wobbly.

[–]HereForCOD 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I've had the same xbox controller for 4 years with at least 60 days of play time on it. N64? I think we went through a dozen.

[–]chimerauprising 1 point2 points ago

Fuck that Shyguy game.

[–]Looloo19 0 points1 point ago

I remember reading in a gaming magazine shortly after the game was released that Nintendo was giving away free gloves to people who could prove that they bought the game because of those damn mini games.

[–]DragoniteMaster 0 points1 point ago

It became a ritual to put on a glove as soon as Tug O' War was selected.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 121 points122 points ago

[–]u1r 34 points35 points ago

I have seen this many, many times before, but at three AM, this is the funniest shit ever.

[–]Lemon1412 24 points25 points ago

It's from this video in case you don't know.

[–]ChurKirby 2 points3 points ago

I wish I understood the musical minigames. I have no idea how Luigi won at the 0:55 and 2:30 ones.

[–]keiyakins 6 points7 points ago

at 0:55, you had to do something different from Luigi. The AIs all looked forward in one of the rounds, which is the 'do nothing' option, so they won.

At 2:30, you need to do what Luigi did at that spot. This would be nothing. The AIs did something at some point during the song and lost.

Both of them are 1v3 games.

Source: I need to go murder my little brother for stealing my star

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 4 points5 points ago

If you liked that video, also watch this one.

[–]LeJimmeh -1 points0 points ago

The only winning move is not to play.

[–]ChurKirby 5 points6 points ago

It's the funniest shit ever for me whatever time I see it at. It's basically a perfect gif. The reactions of the characters are just too good, I never get tired of watching it.

[–]MetaRiddler 6 points7 points ago

I could hear her say "Finish!".

[–]Digital_Phoenix 0 points1 point ago

How fitting that the highest rated comment is also a repost.

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[–]Sachemdot 57 points58 points ago

Fuckin' casuals man....

[–]SilentLettersSuck 48 points49 points ago

Seriously, the point of local co-op gaming is to shit all over your friends. In every way possible. Blue shell. Star steal. Screen watch and rocket launcher. Frenzy his Fusion. Proxy mine the bathroom so he can't get out. Whatever it takes. If fucking Star fox still has all 5 lives, you guys team up and kick that bitch off Final Destination.

Then when you win, you rub it in their faces. When you lose, you call him a bitch. It is the only way. The only time you are nice to each other is during crew battles where your objective is to shit all over the other crew and smack talk.

[–]hrleaf 5 points6 points ago

I don't think you know what co-op means...

Edit: not that Mario Party is co-op.

[–]terretsforever 29 points30 points ago

Sounds shitty

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[–]umbumboy 5 points6 points ago

NUH UH. I like it

[–]Wuvluv 13 points14 points ago

And the biggest reason why I hated this game so dearly was the fact that on 3 different times I was in the lead against my friends, had won all of the mini games and had pretty good luck throughout the entire game.

Then it happens.

The last set of rolls before the game ends and we hit one of those 'Bowser minigames' where he takes half your stars and you all play for them.

What mini game do we get? A random one. One where you randomly hit a random item and it randomly chooses whether or not you win or lose.

I lose.

Congrats friend who never won a single mini game other than that one; You just got 200 stars!

Fuck that. Fuck that game and all it stands for.

[–]Exclarius 0 points1 point ago

I was playing with my little brother and two NPCs on the boo map. I lost 56 fucking mini stars by boo stealing them from me 3 times in a row, while everyone else just lost 2.

[–]Bradical__ 13 points14 points ago

You don't know true rage against your friends until you've played Dokapon Kingdom. It literally prides itself on being a friendship destroying game

[–]SilentLettersSuck 12 points13 points ago

I played the board game version of this ages ago. It's called Risk.

[–]uhbijnokm 9 points10 points ago

Isn't that half the fun? Yelling at each other, backstabbing, holding grudges(for the game's duration), ect. Works best with a few beers.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 10 points11 points ago

If you didn't have a group of friends that you told to eat a dick on a normal basis, you had no childhood.

[–]Digital_Phoenix -1 points0 points ago

No, what's fun is playing an actual good game.

[–]uhbijnokm 0 points1 point ago

My sincerest apologies, good sir. I shall defer to your impeccable judgement when it comes to such objective rulings as 'good' and 'fun'.

[–]cycopl 21 points22 points ago

Thanks, I hadn't seen this yet this week.

[–]gerend2 5 points6 points ago

The entire point of mario party is to get drunk and be the biggest asshole you can be, why would someone get mad

[–]thedarkdragon89 8 points9 points ago

I don't think it's coincidence that you used Mario Party 6 for this, considering Mario Party After Dark 6 was on last night.

[–]MegaSpaceWhale 7 points8 points ago

Fuckdamnass

[–]thedarkdragon89 -4 points-3 points ago

lol

[–]IAMAHungryHippoAMA 3 points4 points ago

That's why you play with only 3 people, that way you can all gang up on the computer character. Everyone is happy. Even that fourth guy watching.

[–]Decyde 2 points3 points ago

I remember when this first came out and my younger brother bought it. It was such a cluster fuck game that broke more n64 controllers than all other games combined. Having to rotate the damn joystick super fast just wore it the fuck out so bad.

[–]milo_0 0 points1 point ago

did someone say pedal power

[–]mainsworth 2 points3 points ago

Are me and my friends the only people that play this and actually have fun and don't hate each other afterwords?

[–]MyPunsSuck 2 points3 points ago

Mario Party 6 had the best minigame of all time; Dunk Bros. We spent hours just playing that, getting stupidly good at it :D

Otherwise, Dokapon Kingdoms is the same thing except better

[–]thatsitimsigningup 4 points5 points ago

this might be relevant

also: TYL they took out the joystick rotating minigames after the first edition because they broke too many controllers

[–]keiyakins 0 points1 point ago

Not just controllers, they actually tore holes in people's hands.

[–]sgtpepper_spray 12 points13 points ago

If you didn't make it, reddit has seen it

[–]wcstcomic 17 points18 points ago

If it has been posted once, all of the reddit users, for all time, have seen it. Right?

[–]DoctorTurkleton 1 point2 points ago

The only good thing about playing Mario Party with friends is the knowledge that they are as miserable as you.

[–]mediaddiction 1 point2 points ago

My friends and I play Mario Party as a drinking game fairly regularly. When you steal a star you get to send a shot, so the hatred is wonderfully visceral.

[–]dankvibez 1 point2 points ago

Tapping children's inner consciousness to bring out swear words they didn't even realize they knew since '98.

[–]Mangalf 1 point2 points ago

Really, you did all that photoshop work, but did not change Mario's index and middle finger? :(

[–]my8thchannel 1 point2 points ago

I admit. I was the douchebag kid who gave myself 9 handicap stars.

My friends put up with a bunch of my shit...

[–]SlimMaculate 1 point2 points ago

[–]ccmotels 1 point2 points ago

I stole a Star from my GF 5 years ago, and she hasn't played a video game, or any game, with me since.

It's not like I had a choice, the had the most stars.

[–]keepmathy 0 points1 point ago

Is it because you have been broken up for 4 of those 5 years?

[–]ccmotels 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking someone would ask that, but no, we're still happily together. Just in a gameless relationship.

[–]flippityfloppityfloo 1 point2 points ago

Really? Mario Party 2 and 3 are a must-play when my three best friends and I get together (along with Super Smash Bros). We have an interesting dynamic - the one guy who is great at everything in the game, two who are pretty good with most of the mini games, and one who is bad except for that one mini game he always wins.

We've played upwards of 60-80 games together, but it wasn't until winter 2010-2011 where we finally encountered the wacky watch. One of the guys obtained it by landing on a +6 coin space (we were within the last 5 turns) and a floating Toad appeared above his head. After answering one of the questions from Toad, he got the watch. Even the kid who had played the game way too much had no idea what was going on. On his next turn, he used it. Turns out, it adds five more moves to the game. The guy ended up landing on a shy-guy mini game in the span of one of those turns and took the win from us.

tl;dr Friend got the wacky watch, won a shy guy game to win the overall game, and we are all still best friends.

[–]Kaddus 1 point2 points ago

I enjoyed this much better when it was on the front page 2 weeks ago.

[–]jackpg98 1 point2 points ago

Would've been great if they'd photoshopped his middle finger up rather than pointer finger.

[–]cdewitt87 1 point2 points ago

This has been posted SOO many times. And I'm pretty sure it's not from ign it's from Something Awful.

[–]markman71122 1 point2 points ago

That mic was shit. I was like luigi go forward but he never went forward. He never went forward...

[–]leafer91 1 point2 points ago

Hey you pickachu! was the worst "Pickachu, get the beats....Pickachu, get the beats... PICKACHU... GET THE BEATS... WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, JUST MAKE THE FUCKING SOUP PLEASE!!!"

Mom made me return it to blockbuster the day after I rented it because I got so angry at it.

[–]tiwuno 4 points5 points ago

I don't think you could steal stars in the original Mario Party. Not surprisingly, that one is rated the highest out of the entire series.

[–]blanketer 3 points4 points ago

You could definitely steal stars in the original. I only know this for sure because I played it a couple weeks ago and that DK asshole stole 3 of them from me. bullshit.

[–]GeneralRimjoy 0 points1 point ago

You couldn't steal stars through Boo, but you could in Chance Time. Me and my friends always hit the middle block right away, which makes it transfer a star between the remaining block's characters.

[–]HereForCOD 1 point2 points ago

Incorrect.

[–]schwertfisch 0 points1 point ago

I own the game, stealing through Boo costs you 50 coins, chance time doesn't cost anything.

[–]blanketer 0 points1 point ago

You could steal stars through Boo.. it just cost you 50 coins.

[–]InterstellarPancake 2 points3 points ago

1 and 3 were the only good ones. 2 if you're desperate.

[–]Karmeretrix 19 points20 points ago

You are wrong. 2 had much better music and it had costumes.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, but what about hats?

[–]dmg051793 5 points6 points ago

1 and 2 were great. 3 was downhill to me. The maps all felt awful and unfair. Sure, the game is unfair. But that just started the descent. And they got rid of duels and brought in duel boards. Worst. Ever.

[–]momsdayprepper 0 points1 point ago

They didn't get rid of duels, bro. The duel glove and "Last 5 Turns" duels were still around in 3.

[–]dmg051793 0 points1 point ago

Shit, really? Maybe I'm getting my games mixed up. I just remember I still didn't like them. I need to replay them.

[–]wakinupdrunk 2 points3 points ago

2 and 3, you mean. 2 was just a superior version of 1.

[–]warm_slurm 2 points3 points ago

lol, I know, right? You might as well not play 1 because most of 2's mini-games are just 1's but slightly altered to be better.

[–]MrCheeze 0 points1 point ago

Scratch off 1 for being the only game to cause actual physical damage to the players. 2-3 were the shit though.

[–]smokyexe 5 points6 points ago

That's not Dota. Have you ever played a dota-like game with a friend that can't play as good as you? That's a real test of friendship.

[–]briandamien 1 point2 points ago

I like the direction they went with this franchise. Creating a soccer mini-game without any other game modes available and then removing all Nintendo characters, naming it FIFA 12.

[–]thegeekchic 0 points1 point ago

It would seem that many Mario games put a strain on relationships

[–]ThrobbingUpvote 0 points1 point ago

My ex-girlfriend loved mario party.

[–]link3657 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see Mario Party mentioned, all I can think of is the third one and this song. Nostalgia everywhere.

[–]pwndnoob 0 points1 point ago

Bonus stars, man. For many they are an afterthought, but there are 3 UNSTEALABLE stars. Sure, you can lose a completely luck based duel at the very end of the game to lose your right for most money star, minigame star and the tiebreaker money in case you end up with the same amount of stars, but it's the idea that counts.

[–]lanzars 0 points1 point ago

Are you telling me they all come with GameCube mics now?!

[–]belenbutt 0 points1 point ago

Another problem I had with this... deciding who could play as Yoshi... ruined so many friendships.

[–]ibakecookies 0 points1 point ago

So true, I totally laughed on the bus! Got some funny looks :)

[–]CrayolaS7 0 points1 point ago

More like "Fuck You: Time to buy a new controller, motherfucker."

[–]SleepysnorlaX 0 points1 point ago

Mario Party seems to bring out the worst in people.

[–]P3nguinattack1 0 points1 point ago

yes it does my cousin asked me to play and we started out having fun and it turned into an all out war.

[–]Theonetrue 0 points1 point ago

I managed to finish one game with ~20 stars. ONCE IN A LIFETIME ACOMPLISHMENT.

played with a few friends, all around my skill level and halfway through this map where you would go to a certain spot and could buy as many stars as you want I managed to get the best possible coins - star ratio. I was basically constantly laughing the remaining half of the game, trolling as much as I could

[–]NavnDK 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I still play MP 1-3.

It's come to a point where we can only play certain maps, because people abuse chance time if it's too easy to land on the spaces.

[–]ThaMortal 0 points1 point ago

Same thing goes for Lego Star wars, It almost ruined me and my beset friend's friendship. Taking eachother's gold and killinc eachother for it.

[–]LeZarathustra 0 points1 point ago

So true. My friend got a huge bruise above the eye for winning a game of mario cart against his girlfriend. After that incident, he always wore his mc-helmet when playing with her.
True story.

[–]Sardashhh 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone made one of these for Mario Strikers? That game made me hate my friends

[–]umbumboy 0 points1 point ago

I broke the wrist strap on my wii remote because I punched my friend with so much vigor while playing Mario Party 9

[–]sidfromts 0 points1 point ago

Still has nothing on Dokapon Kingdom.

[–]AlwaysMidnight 0 points1 point ago

Haha I laughed a lot louder than I thought I was going to, its so true me and my brother have literally started swinging while playing Mario Party

[–]JFKcaper 0 points1 point ago

I think you have unfriendly friends

[–]dangerousjunction 0 points1 point ago

I'm convinced that Mario Party only exists as a way to sell more controllers - to replace the ones broken while playing Mario Party.

[–]Kevince 0 points1 point ago

...I have no friendships for the game to ruin to begin with. :'(

[–]Blaxar 0 points1 point ago

It does almost fuck up your family too, my 3 little sisters and I used to play one of them on NGC (Mario Party 5), we did it a few times - and only a few times - because It always ended up with them bitching and screaming on each other, insults finally being loud enough to make my mother get in the living room and sort of ground them while I was remaining calm the whole time thinking "GIRLS Y U NO SHUT THE FUCK UP N PLAY".

[–]elgrimace 0 points1 point ago

My relationship with my cousin was almost broken because of mario party. It was thanksgiving day. i remember it like yesterday. My cousin was wario i was luigi and the computers were peach and yoshi. The game was mario party 2 my personal favorite. With 5 turns left my cousin leads with 7 stars. I had 2, yoshi with zero and peach with 3. My cousin had never won many challenges he just stole stars and got lucky rolls. It was clear that i would win all the bonus stars because i won the most challenges and had a ton of coins that i could basically do nothing with. Well anyway in the 5th to last turn i hit a question mark or explanation point i cant remember. all i know is that it took me to a place where there were 3 blocks the ends had peoples faces on them and the middle block had different things those people had to do such as give stars exchange coins etc. So i land on wario and yoshi exchanging all their stars. so my cousin now has zero stars and no coins basically. Yoshi now controls the game. Nest round i land on boo and steal a star from yoshi. SAME TURN i hit a mystery block with a star in it. now i have 4 stars and yoshi has 6. Well long story short i got all the bonus stars won the game and it took me weeks to hear from my cousin lmao

[–]zacaladas 0 points1 point ago

Monopoly, Mario Party, Mario Kart....ya. Many have relationships have died and beatings delivered on behalf of these. Good times. :)

[–]goodbyegalaxy 0 points1 point ago

The last game of this I ever played ended abruptly with my roommate saying "Game over, assholes" as she unplugged the Gamecube from the wall.

[–]momsdayprepper 0 points1 point ago

The trick is to only play with 3 players and not 4, so that you always have a computer player to bully. It's not nearly as competitive (and some might say not as fun) but it certainly tones down the violent language and rage you feel while playing.

Me and my friends settled on this after a fist-fight almost broke out because, apparently, alcohol and this game are a near-lethal combination.

[–]majora789 0 points1 point ago

It was a real kick in the balls when you finally got a star then some f##ker paid a Boo to steal it from you. Grrrrr.......

[–]serjery 0 points1 point ago

I still to this day play this series. My favourite one being Mario Party 6 (best mini games imo). This game causes more hatred than Monopoly!

[–]CryogenicMan 0 points1 point ago

Oh you get to take someones star? That's really cool and will put you alot further in the--what? what are you doing? WHAT THE FUCK KYLE? NO!

[–]Nyerf 0 points1 point ago

You may lose your friendships, but you still get a free microphone.

[–]JarekBloodDragon 0 points1 point ago

Enough of this joke.

[–]Lily247 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend and I make it clear when we play Mario Party. We are single until the game is over.

A very good friend of mine and I have a healthy rivalry when it comes to this series. We were playing Koopa's Tycoon Town (I actually like all of them and don't think they're crap, sue me.) and he was beating me badly. I brought it back like a boss and we still laugh about it to this day.

My boyfriend and I also teamed up once and beat a team of computers like hell. It was so fun. :D

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

I play this game in college all the time, especially with drinking involved. This game is better than any wingman.

[–]TheIrateGlaswegian 0 points1 point ago

Mario Kart is exactly the same. Miles in the lead, nobody anywhere near you, nothing but fucking bananas from the power-up boxes, all of a sudden BLAM! FUCKING BLUE TURTLESHELL. The pathetic wee jump and spin on the spot for you and whoever was in 2nd place and that "AH-AH-AH-AH-AAOOOOOW", while everyone overtakes you.

FUCK

YOU

NINTENDO.

[–]human_gs 0 points1 point ago

God is this again

[–]drewsus 3 points4 points ago

is he?

[–]runyon3 0 points1 point ago

Mario Kart 64 is the next best way to start a fist fight with your best mates

[–]tokotz -1 points0 points ago

me and my friends troll each other as most as possible in mariokart and its hilarious

[–]VivasMadness -1 points0 points ago

you guys CLEARLY haven't played FIFA with your girlfriends

[–]proxy47 -1 points0 points ago

1 and 3 were the only good ones. 2 if you're desperate.

[–]warm_slurm -3 points-2 points ago

Mario Party 6 is the worst MP game.

[–]bigfishh -3 points-2 points ago

I totally raped my friends in the games ... had most coins most of the time, but due to lacking luck I never made it to stars fast enough. Then friends seem to be uber lucky, steal all my shit and win the 50 rounds game that took hours. Plus the annoying bonus stars. I always got 1, the one for most won minigames, the others were never claimed to be mine. I loved the game anyway, since it was a game where my friends could compete with me, they would not just get their asses kicked, but they'd eventually team up, always steal my shit whenever they can, due to me winning every shitty mini game and with good results, I never actually won this shit. Prefer this to SSB, or MarioKart, because in both of these games I was extremely good too, due to me being a true fucking nerd gamer, friends could not keep up with that, but Mario fucking Party, was a fucking party for them indeed.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 0 points1 point ago

Wario Ware was pretty fun, too, with some beers in hand.