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[–]xkevinx77 81 points82 points ago

Haven't seen this joke since the last batman movie.

[–]vertigo1083 31 points32 points ago

Bah, youre so behind in the times. I saw it here a few days ago. I don't even think the title was varied.

[–]FarmerTedd 11 points12 points ago

I thought of it the last time I woke up to go get me a cold pop

[–]Samen28 7 points8 points ago

You call them cold pops? I call them otter pops. A lot of my relatives call them freezies.

Strange world, huh?

[–]Madderp 5 points6 points ago

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who calls them otter pops.

[–]PriestmanX 9 points10 points ago

Otter Pop REPRESENT

[–]AmadeusMop 1 point2 points ago

Otter Pops FTW!

fistbump

[–]Kronos6948 0 points1 point ago

Otter pops are made by the same company as freeze pops.

EDIT, not freeze pops, but Fla Vor Ice. Here's a page that explains it all

[–]Ebonhawk23 -1 points0 points ago

Checking in

[–]Cougarlax15 0 points1 point ago

I just say ice pop

[–]SonnyBurnette 1 point2 points ago

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

I prefer warm poop.

[–]Mock_the_Mockingbird 0 points1 point ago

Sweet Jesus, there's a fahrr!!

[–]Wholesaletrash 27 points28 points ago

I feel like this must surely be a repost.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

It is. About the 300th time. And it was only funny the first time.

[–]YM_Industries 23 points24 points ago

I have seen this image 6 times in the last 3 days, and I also saw it heaps when the last batman movie came out. This is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost, and possibly even further.

[–]arbitrary516 8 points9 points ago

[–]Face_4_Radio 3 points4 points ago

Every time i try to eat an otter pup i usually get mauled

[–]elligre 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who's never been cut by one of these? I didn't even know it was possible.

[–]7didnteat9 1 point2 points ago

[–]SConnelly53 1 point2 points ago

You're like 4 years late. A new movie just came out.

[–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

Wonder what's on reddit today - oh just reposts...

[–]NoSarcasmHere 1 point2 points ago

Is it that time of the week again?

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

I've eaten literally thousands of freezer pops in my lifetime, and I've never received any injury. Am I a superhero?

[–]SEGnosis 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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source: karmadecay

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Don't care, since I haven't seen it and I visit reddit daily. Like what's been said, the majority choose whether or not something is upvoted to the front page. The majority would be the ones who haven't seen it before...all this repost shit. Just accept that there will always be reposts because there will always be people who haven't seen something before. Just move on if you see a repost, there's so much other content anyway, I don't know why people cry over it

[–]NotaMethAddict 7 points8 points ago

I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. I'm going to mark your username, wait two years, then reply with slowpoke.

See you in two years, sir.

[–]jhowa182 12 points13 points ago

Very original.

[–]rebelraiders101 1 point2 points ago

Can't tell if troll, slowpoke, or living under a rock....

[–]jhowa182 -1 points0 points ago

Me? I obviously am not, since I understood the reference before it was posted to r/funny, when it was in r/4chan.

[–]NotaMethAddict 6 points7 points ago

Since I understood the reference before it was posted to /r/funny, when it was in /r/4chan

So edgy.

[–]purplestofthepurples 3 points4 points ago

I have upvoted at least three of your comments today.

[–]jhowa182 0 points1 point ago

I'm so edgy I give motherfuckers paper cuts.

[–]rebelraiders101 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so you were being sarcastic? My bad, sorry

[–]tsumeguhh 4 points5 points ago

I don't get it :/

And yes, I've had my fair share of otter pops.

[–]SuperSalamii 6 points7 points ago

I don't either :(

I've never gotten hurt eating any otter pop.

[–]HumanVelocipede 12 points13 points ago

The plastic on the left and right sides can possibly injure your mouth in a paper-cut sorta way.

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

why are you sucking on the plastic?

[–]andelas 19 points20 points ago

Am I expected to just leave the last few drops in there?

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 4 points5 points ago

This. I fucking tipped my hat to you, good sir, when I read this.

[–]drawingdead0 0 points1 point ago

tilt it up and pour it out, man. it's like a melted-otter-pop-bong.

[–]HumanVelocipede 1 point2 points ago

Because I'm five years old.

[–]Cepheia 6 points7 points ago

The plastic on the left and right can cut your mouth something fierce.

[–]Obi-StacheKenobi 1 point2 points ago

STOP!

[–]AnesthesiaXVII 1 point2 points ago

This is so fucking old. How has it made it to the front page.

[–]asylumsaint 1 point2 points ago

Its sad that things can get upvoted when its like the 10000th time its been reposted...

[–]Ares1221 1 point2 points ago

Really? You took this right off the top comment in the last post you pathetic shit.

[–]sbrelvi 0 points1 point ago

Every god damn time I eat those damn cold pops... Blood everywhere.

[–]ranchochupacabraj 0 points1 point ago

I didn't think it was a reference to the plastic for a long while. When I first saw I assumed it was because his red makeup is everywhere and those things are uber messy.

[–]nazz-tee 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please... Sun Lolly.

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

Why was he sucking on the plastic?

You're supposed to push it up and enjoy the edible bit.

I say scars deserved.

[–]TaakaSmash 0 points1 point ago

[–]flamingflipflop 0 points1 point ago

my teeth hurt so much right now.

[–]Justwamz 0 points1 point ago

Wow I've only seen this in 50 pictures and 11 rage comics

[–]drumstyx 0 points1 point ago

I cringed.

[–]The_Billy 0 points1 point ago

freezie pops!

[–]marino1310 0 points1 point ago

Don't be fooled the edges on those shits aare sharp as fuck

[–]rattlemebones 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit, I haven't seen this and, suffering many Otter Pop lacerations in my life, found it funny.

[–]Inspired_by_TiR -2 points-1 points ago

This may or may not be original content. If you didn't make it, there's a good chance it's not.

Have a good day! :)

[–]yaoski -1 points0 points ago

and i JUST finished my blue otter pop too...

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme -3 points-2 points ago

Haven't seen this before. Don't care if it's a repost, I'm upvoting.

[–]James_Holmes -1 points0 points ago

Denver PD have real heavy hands.

[–]foolsmagools -1 points0 points ago

Might be a repost but this is hilarious. Have an upper

[–]Natten -1 points0 points ago

Fucking Win

[–]spencer8828 -1 points0 points ago

Me? I obviously am not, since I understood the reference before it was posted to r/funny, when it was in r/4chan.

[–]horridmemory -1 points0 points ago

REPOSTTTTTTT

[–]Enoch_The_High -3 points-2 points ago

Havent heard this joke since the last batman movie. I shot the guy who told the joke and everyone else in the theatre