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[–]liberterrorism 68 points69 points ago

Usually I start with a bowl of cereal, but I see how a sausage would fit in easier.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 7 points8 points ago

A little meat never killed anyone.

[–]junitrecords 38 points39 points ago

I don't think McDonald's fucked up, I think it was more of a bored 8th grader without a curfew.

[–]f1ncher 5 points6 points ago

There's a large overlap in the Venn diagram for bored 8th graders and redditors whoring for karma.

[–]Dakota47 2 points3 points ago

Or an adult with no life perhaps?

And it should be a mc sausage

[–]wannabegenius 0 points1 point ago

Or any person with photoshop and 5 free minutes.

[–]SuperlativeInsanity 0 points1 point ago

You mean like one of those many commentators that posts on this site?

[–]UgotFUkked99 13 points14 points ago

"Yo But..." what did they mean to say?

[–]cumfarts 7 points8 points ago

"Start your morning with a sausage burrito only $1", then some kids came by and did that

[–]maniac_man50 7 points8 points ago

I'm sorry but I just can't take you seriously with that name.

[–]BrohanGutenburg 23 points24 points ago

It really isn't very cumfarting

[–]ketosabe 2 points3 points ago

"Oh, oh tidings of cumfart--enjoy! (Cumfart enjoy!) Oh, tidings of cumfart, enjoy!"

[–]RevOtisElevator 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I shall.

[–]westicles 0 points1 point ago

then where did the Y and the N come from?

I obviously didn't read this right the first time lol

[–]cumfarts 1 point2 points ago

Only

[–]westicles 0 points1 point ago

thanks. that makes sense.

[–]w00tcanada 0 points1 point ago

cumfarts and westicles?

[–]pseudolobster 9 points10 points ago

That's actually a pretty good deal. Have you priced out sausages in your but lately?

[–]mrrashymcpenis 5 points6 points ago

The best part of waking up is a...

[–]vinniedamac 0 points1 point ago

Is Foldgers in my cup.

[–]Anshin 2 points3 points ago

NSFW

[–]flamingflamingos -2 points-1 points ago

Your fault; don't browse WTF at work.

[–]Anshin 1 point2 points ago

Except I'm home, sipping a nice camameal.

And I have butter cookies!

[–]flamingflamingos -2 points-1 points ago

Then.. why are you complaining? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Anshin 1 point2 points ago

So other people don't click it at work

[–]flamingflamingos 0 points1 point ago

Yet again. Don't browse sites like Reddit while at work. If you think certain posts will get fired, don't browse the internet at all.

[–]Bonzooy 0 points1 point ago

What the shit?

[–]madmanmunt 5 points6 points ago

I wouldn't call dropping a "t" from butt a fuck up per se.

[–]steezymcbitchin 3 points4 points ago

One dolla make you holla.

[–]DislikesMintGum 0 points1 point ago

HONEY BOO-BOO CHILD!

[–]j1ggy 5 points6 points ago

That's much cheaper than my usual butt sausage.

[–]Whiski 1 point2 points ago

they gave me two sausage egg biscuits this morning, however neither had egg or a biscuit on it

[–]Baby_Punter 1 point2 points ago

I read that in a Leon Phelps voice...

[–]GoodOlSpence 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard I started drooling.

[–]Midnight_Skye 1 point2 points ago

They misspelled "butt".

THEY MUST DIE

[–]harmdaddy 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry Reddit. I assure you they sent someone out to put the extra t in 'butt'.

[–]amberp45 0 points1 point ago

Pretty reasonably priced...

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

This is generally how I start my mornings.

[–]mobious1 0 points1 point ago

That would make it what a Mc buffin ?

[–]Skyhooks 0 points1 point ago

a banger in the mouth

[–]markedanthony 0 points1 point ago

[–]iceman0486 0 points1 point ago

The most jarring thing I find about the sign is finding "your" and "yo" in the same sentence.

[–]JarlaxleForPresident 0 points1 point ago

only fuck up is that their sign is too low. hijinks ensue.

[–]CanadianTomFoolery 0 points1 point ago

Hehe, millions served.

[–]DrSarcastic 0 points1 point ago

would you like hash browns with your McSodomy?

[–]shitforbrians 0 points1 point ago

Aw man, I was hoping it was an intentional double entendre where the "proper" way of reading it was like "Wake up with a McDonald's sausage in you; it's but $1!" ...in some sort of ghetto-British speak, i guess

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean? McDonalds finally got something right.

[–]labradorrescuer 0 points1 point ago

You don't gotta be gay to like butt secks.

[–]S133py 0 points1 point ago

Somehow, I think that was too deliberate to be a fuck up.

[–]DrJeans 0 points1 point ago

come on, McDonald's! Everyone knows there are 2 t's in "butt"

[–]Jjisaff 0 points1 point ago

I really don't think this is an 'again'...

[–]alonzo6310 0 points1 point ago

That's much cheaper than my usual butt sausage.

[–]Titaniumchic 0 points1 point ago

And all by brain sees after reading the in yo but part is "billions and billions served"

[–]Mufajajajajaja 0 points1 point ago

One time I drove by a Wendy's and the sign said, "try our new almond berry chichen salad." I later slapped myself for not taking a picture and posting it here.

[–]northtyler 0 points1 point ago

McDoanalds always fucks up i think there telling the truth

[–]OhioTry 0 points1 point ago

This is why you don't let associates making $7.50 an hour decide what to put on the sign.

[–]JAfball77 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you for ruining r/WTF

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

But....what?

[–]Joined_For_Joke 0 points1 point ago

My reaction when I see posts like this on /r/WTF instead of /r/funny.

[–]adidasaids -1 points0 points ago

But I can put a sausage in my but for free.

[–]bebobli 2 points3 points ago

Your daddy worked hard for that sausage you ungrateful anal explorer.

[–]Crimsonskyss -1 points0 points ago

Dammit Dave YOU HAD ONE JOB!

[–]siamlloyd -1 points0 points ago

Sign level: 1 job.

[–]Scaredtofart -2 points-1 points ago

Stupid people cant even spell fart tube!

[–]wolfguardian72 -1 points0 points ago

Yummy! I wouldn't mind having some "morning sausage" ;)

[–]SaveTheCheerleader -1 points0 points ago

That's what happens when you hire Jessie Pinkman to write your advertising copy. If the sign were longer his trademark "bitch" would have been on as well.

If they had gone with Tobias instead it could have been "Start your morning with a banger in the mouth for only $1".

[–]w00tcanada 0 points1 point ago

I think it's Jesse.

Oh and another BrBa AND Arrested Development fan! Small World I guess.