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[–]Aldrammech 16 points17 points ago

ADVENTURE TIME!

[–]olorwen 12 points13 points ago

Got confused, realized this wasn't /r/TrollXChromosomes...

[–]birdsofapheather -1 points0 points ago

As a guy I sure wish I hadn't just gone there.

[–]JarlofDenmark 3 points4 points ago

This is the reason I'm gay.

[–]alexander_the_grate 0 points1 point ago

Not safe for men who want to remain straight.

[–]kriss554 5 points6 points ago

This is a poster for sale at ThisIsWhyImBroke.com

[–]Avir94 1 point2 points ago

Yes and I posted this exact picture a couple weeks ago... From "thisiswhyimbroke.com" I'm on my iPod so I can't show link... But later I will! I swear on it! Unless someones willing to find my post for me.

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 0 points1 point ago

[–]kriss554 0 points1 point ago

and from ThisIsWhyImBroke.com Please dont repost kids. When you do you are killing reddit alittle bit on the inside

[–]FuzzyLoveRabbit 2 points3 points ago

Sharks are pretty fucking neat, really they are. But Shark Week really doesn't do it for me. The programming is something like 90% the same every year. I watch for a little bit, check to see if anything was made in the last year, and usually even those use the same footage as the previous years.

Shark Week is disappointing, but sharks are still neat as hell.

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was the only one and, I think we may be the only two.

[–]burnin8r28 1 point2 points ago

Shark Week isn't just about the Discovery Channel programming. I enjoy it because it's a whole week dedicated to one of the coolest organisms on the planet. Valentines day is dedicated to love and romance. Fuck that. Shark week is dedicated to fish that can weigh well over a ton and leap out of the water and crush a seal with about 4,000 pounds of force.

[–]st3dav 3 points4 points ago

There can be only one!

[–]defguysezhuh 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this, but you beat me to it, so have my upvote, good sir! I'm actually watching the series as I type this...

[–]colleenpettit 2 points3 points ago

Narwhals are always victorious

[–]emmittsith 1 point2 points ago

Bye, bye buddy

[–]keroro117 1 point2 points ago

That shark is fucked. Sorry, but it's a narwhal.

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

So, it's a social gathering and not so much a party? Disappointing.

[–]LemonSocialGathering[S] 0 points1 point ago

Old people prefer social gatherings

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, yes, quite.

[–]Snappy374 1 point2 points ago

HEY! This is from "Thisiswhyimbroke.com" it's a painting that someone is selling. I have the same picture hung up on my wall.

[–]17herpderp 0 points1 point ago

neat

[–]Epolo2012 0 points1 point ago

If only that was the Real reason shark population has declined by 90% in the last few decades.

[–]Samen28 0 points1 point ago

I live every week as if it were Shark Week.

[–]E_Wander 0 points1 point ago

Can I get a bigger image of this please?

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

I would love to watch this battle. With a twist ending where they make a clone army and rule the world!

[–]johnnyringo41 0 points1 point ago

I came expecting a period joke and was left with the taste of disappointment

[–]chewtinfoil 0 points1 point ago

Artists Etsy.. Legendary Tiger Hero I have a few of his pieces in my home :)

[–]kidsmeal 0 points1 point ago

im gonna put this on a shirt and post it later for more karma!

[–]LittleTillyFooFoo 0 points1 point ago

Is it shark week already?!?!?!?!

[–]cgowsell 0 points1 point ago

I would like to see how this fight turns out

[–]blatant_lorax_theft 0 points1 point ago

Needs more bacon.

[–]CSargeP 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sternenplasma 0 points1 point ago

[–]horridmemory 0 points1 point ago

new background. thank you good sir

[–]rohdat 0 points1 point ago

Sharkwahlberg - Mark's aquatic brother.

[–]Karmey2 0 points1 point ago

I just found my new laptop background. Thanks.

[–]worotan 0 points1 point ago

You have honoured Shark Week.

[–]Mahaa134 0 points1 point ago

Just remember: Live every week like its shark week

[–]mattv959 0 points1 point ago

Must be midnight.

[–]mastersword83 0 points1 point ago

wait- SHARK WEEK IS ON!? IN HONOR OF ALL THAT IS HOLY (bacon, narwhals, elder scrolls etc.)

[–]joposh 0 points1 point ago

Go narwhals

[–]thefridg92 0 points1 point ago

Somebody wallpaper this immediately

[–]rheldar -1 points0 points ago

And so begins the week I don't watch Discovery channel.

[–]Subject_69 -1 points0 points ago

This is now my PC background.

[–]KelticKickass -1 points0 points ago

WRONG narwhals are whales

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[–]McBridlezz 6 points7 points ago

Midnight, bitch.