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[–]Bosswally 69 points70 points ago

i'll admit I lost it, laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes

[–]Casual_Rape_Tuesday 20 points21 points ago

I thought he was going to rape her while she was in a coma

[–]atafies 19 points20 points ago

Sounds like some serious Neon Genesis Evangelion shit right there.

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[–]Casual_Rape_Tuesday 0 points1 point ago

not yet

[–]musenji 4 points5 points ago

Me too, this was the winner for tonight by far. Part of what made me tear up was the first response. Perfect.

...I just thought about the punchline again, and lost it again. This one could leave shockwaves of laughter for a while.

[–]k_hall_313 1 point2 points ago

It had an M Night Shyamalan ending!!

[–]marac2803 0 points1 point ago

I'm still crying xD

[–]QuadsNotBlades -1 points0 points ago

pretty sure my neighbors could hear me lol

[–]Tastygroove 9 points10 points ago

To all the amateurs out there.. THIS is how it's done. Emotional roller coaster of strife, conflict, mixed emotions... And BAM!

[–]paragonknight 12 points13 points ago

for a second there i thought i was gonna get bel-aired

[–]pilby 33 points34 points ago

I registered so I could upvote this.

[–]reallyhellacool 25 points26 points ago

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life... or lack there of.

[–]XxXGodXxX 9 points10 points ago

What does walk the dinosaur mean? Or is it op just dropped subject.

[–]hoosiermama54[S] 22 points23 points ago

[–]noisymime 7 points8 points ago

POW, right in the young age.

[–]zhylo 1 point2 points ago

You have so many X-es in your nick, your age must be in the minus-regions.

[–]billylooser 5 points6 points ago

I basically regret every second I spend on 4chan.

[–]TodoFTW 1 point2 points ago

Who else looked down the first letters of each sentence to see if they got Rick Roll'd?

[–]hooizyoo 8 points9 points ago

Lik dis if u cry evrytim

[–]breakdownnao 1 point2 points ago

I hate 4chan.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I just can't find these funny since I see it coming a mile away every time

Reddit really has a thing for these posts

[–]English-Gentlefolk 2 points3 points ago

This is pretty old. As far as I'm aware this was the one that started it all, seeing it for the first time was something I can only describe as magical. I pity you for the fact that you can not bask in the glory.

[–]Ivansworld 1 point2 points ago

did not see that coming, but when it came so did i...

[–]CPU1 0 points1 point ago

11/05/10

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

Oh god.

[–]onemancheeser 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]nattylicious 0 points1 point ago

I think I woke the neighbors up laughing at that.

[–]jakstiltskin 0 points1 point ago

I can't decide between laughing and being appalled. I may spontaneously combust from the conundrum.

[–]thaFknBirdTho 0 points1 point ago

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder what's on reddit today - oh just reposts...

[–]Mesozoic 0 points1 point ago

Why I like reddit. I don't actually have to visit 4chan to get the best bits.

[–]emily612 -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't find this funny....disturbing yes...funny Not so much...

[–]Calexica 0 points1 point ago

I'll get downvoted with you. Let's link arms and go down in flames together.

Even if I was a 14 year old boy I'd probably still find this post as stupid as all hell. Disturbing stuff followed abruptly by a silly song reference. HILARIOUS!

Fuckin a reddit.

[–]NinjaToad -3 points-2 points ago

The entire story leading up to the end was uhhh... quite deep and sad.

[–]FrankLuvsAks -5 points-4 points ago

Saw that coming a mile away.

[–]CharlesDeGaul -1 points0 points ago

same here, was suprised to see there were still people who haven't seen this post

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[–]Snufalufaguts -3 points-2 points ago

Dude's a visionary.

[–]VoidWalkah -5 points-4 points ago

Not even in greentext but is using sadfrog. Too much summer there

[–]slector30 -1 points0 points ago

I always though the guy on the keyboard was Scott Bakula

[–]Nydroj -2 points-1 points ago

REPOST!!!

[–]walkingthedinosaur -2 points-1 points ago

lol i love 4/chan

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[–]spiderface1 0 points1 point ago

506 up votes 148 down votes @ 6:23AM EST

[–]Th3angryman 0 points1 point ago

But what did it say?

[–]spiderface1 3 points4 points ago

Oh he was just saying he was tired of seeing 4chan posts and asked if he was the only one.

[–]Th3angryman 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for the info. It's got me thinking though, what would reddit be like if there was a bot that re-posted deleted comments?

[–]TrueMilli 0 points1 point ago

They have that on 4chan. r9k, it also filters text memes, etc. It's good, but it's different.

[–]GoodOlSpence -2 points-1 points ago

I've been looking for this again. I love this.

[–]jakpro -3 points-2 points ago

Made me giggle like a schoolgirl