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[–]trevor_umbreon 7 points8 points ago

I demand this be taught in public schools.

[–]Paragade 7 points8 points ago

Hey diddle-diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon

The little dog laughed
To see such a sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon

He ran from conviction
And fed his addiction
As the dish heated the spoon

The spoon begged to go
But the dish shouted No!
The heroin will be ready soon

[–]edsq 20 points21 points ago

Please link to the original comic on C+H's site and put the rehosted mirror in the comments, or at the very very least provide a source link to the original. I don't know how many times this has been said, but I guess I'll have to say it again.

Here, I'll do it for you: Source

[–]NotaMethAddict 6 points7 points ago

Funnyjunk is literally hitler for rehosting webcomics. We never do that here. You were saying?

[–]XCurlyXO 2 points3 points ago

Boy that escalated quickly!!

[–]username_optained 2 points3 points ago

those are my grandparents names...

[–]SwiftyButtons[S] 0 points1 point ago

thats unfortunate.

[–]e1r2i3c4 1 point2 points ago

this is so wrong but so funny and really catchy to say.

[–]digiorknow 1 point2 points ago

Shit's too real...and hilarious; which pretty much sums up Cyanide and Happiness.

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[–]OneBigBug 0 points1 point ago

I doubt this will work very well in type but it sounded best to me like this:

then comes ana-brupt tra-GIC miscarriage

IE Pretend there isn't a space between "an" and "abrupt" and then place emphasis on the last syllable in tragic.

[–]99trumpets 0 points1 point ago

It's the "abrupt tragic" that's throwing you off... it doesn't scan.

Hm. How about:

"THEN comes a TERRible and SAD mis-CARRiage!"