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[–]cant_leave_this_site 2 points3 points ago

This isn't true, I met a girl who went shot for shot with me last year. However she is no longer with us...

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

My reaction:

Yes, perfect, Sexy time...

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

Sounds kinda rapey.

[–]makemisteaks 1 point2 points ago

A co-worker of mine actually made fun of me at this big award gala that we were attending because I got wasted really really fast and was making a general fool of myself. But it sure did fire back because that's my M.O.
I drink, I get a bit shitfaced and I eventually bounce back after a while. Ended up being the one taking her back to the hotel in arms and she couldn't even open up the room door.

TL;DR I got the last laugh.

[–]awesomenessisme 1 point2 points ago

You clearly haven't met my sisters. Both of them could drink Lindsay Lohan under the table if they really wanted to.

[–]Jasnigan 0 points1 point ago

You say that like it is a badge of honor...

[–]Zom-be 0 points1 point ago

Alcohol does affect females differently then males, so assuming same tolerance, weight and some other things this fairly true.

[–]MrJonHammersticks[S] 2 points3 points ago

True, but i typically find asking girls their weight after they claim they can drink at my level is not typically taken well.

[–]Zom-be 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, but it only matters if its more weight, if they obviously weigh less you should just accept they drank you under the table.

[–]MrJonHammersticks[S] 1 point2 points ago

Touché

[–]ObviouslyWrongGuy 0 points1 point ago

OP hasn't met my ex wife.

[–]CorraTerria 0 points1 point ago

Travis Willingham Tequila Story.

[–]king_pickles 0 points1 point ago

Let her try. Then when she passes out take advantage of her.

[–]MrJonHammersticks[S] 0 points1 point ago

She had it coming

[–]willster11 0 points1 point ago

I couldnt resist but copy the action

[–]Hazzarrrh 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit man!