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[–]Choplifter 86 points87 points ago

That's a fucked up pinky finger...

and I could get over it in a heartbeat.

[–]dangeraardvark 87 points88 points ago

I'll suck that retard finger.

[–]vampirewknd 9 points10 points ago

man i just spit coffee everywhere haha

[–]PR05ECC0 2 points3 points ago

first legit LOL moment on reddit. well played sir, well played.

[–]FrontalPR 7 points8 points ago

i was like what pinky. and i agree

[–]creativecopy 1 point2 points ago

cant...unsee...

[–]ninjamike808 44 points45 points ago

This is why there's no small joint manipulation in the UFC.

[–]Bordak 113 points114 points ago

And here she is topless:

http://imgur.com/OnYQ0

[–]originalnutta 8 points9 points ago

And here i am, now bottomless.

[–]AntiHer0z 16 points17 points ago

You're doing God's work.

[–]sullipilot 0 points1 point ago

you sir, are a good man

[–]Silver44 -4 points-3 points ago

someone got a boob job

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[–]cookedsushi 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, I was expecting SFW topless photos, wtf!?

[–]WadeWinstonWilson 24 points25 points ago

Sidenote; Arianny and the other chick look pissed. "This bitch..."

[–]niobe127 2 points3 points ago

Arianny wasn't there. It was Logan, Leah, and Britney. Where was Arianny? Nevermind...clearly I am smoking crack. Re-Watched, she is sitting right there. So they had 4 ring girls last night for this hella lame event? I guess they needed the girls for entertainment factor.

[–]Yaki304 9 points10 points ago

Finally, a girl with a natural body.

[–]fleezie 0 points1 point ago

Previously my exact thoughts, but she has recently gotten implants :-(

[–]nabub8 -1 points0 points ago

I heard she recently got fake tits, on here in a thread a couple of days ago :(

[–]fa1seadverti5ing 8 points9 points ago

Every single one of her fingers could be mangled... and I still would.

[–]rssoldier 6 points7 points ago

She could have zero fingers and I still would.

[–]night_owl 0 points1 point ago

She could have extra fingers and I still would.

[–]lorenzollama -1 points0 points ago

I'd prefer it.

[–]CreampieCarnage -1 points0 points ago

Dude I'd hit that shit if she had no hands and ten toes

[–]CreampieCarnage -1 points0 points ago

I meant to put 12 toes but iPhone app won't let me edit my comment.

[–]stick_it_in_my_ass 43 points44 points ago

A pinky finger like that could really come in handy for stimulating the prostate.

[–]fa1seadverti5ing 19 points20 points ago

This guy...I like this guy.

[–]ROGER_CHOCS 12 points13 points ago

Ok, but why is this a good thing? Ring girls seem like the most useless thing ever in a "sport".

She is gorgeous though

[–]bigwangbowski 7 points8 points ago

Just an unsubstantiated theory I have, but after watching two sweaty dudes in their underwear hug each other for five minutes, the ring girls make it a little less gay.

[–]tylr 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much it. Also just the juxteposition of the violence and then something so pretty. Kinda shocks you, in a good way. I appreciate the 3 seconds they are shown on camera per PPV.

[–]ROGER_CHOCS -1 points0 points ago

You gotta be more secure man! Its a sporting event brother so my question is why are you thinking about it like that?

would you feel it was less gay if more people sported the Gi (sp?) more when they fought?

Once I started to really respect the sport and the amount of work and hard ass determination these men put into the competition, I started to think of it not in gay term, but what it was, a display of skill.

Besides, I would never call any these men gay to their face, so I won't do it when they aren't in front of me either.

[–]qwerty622 3 points4 points ago

she's like arianny's hotter sister

[–]jeremy_280 -1 points0 points ago

I wish that I could get paid a few grand to watch a fight in person. The sad thing is that sometimes it doesn't even look like the Ring Girls are enjoying the fights, more like it is a "job".

[–]ROGER_CHOCS -1 points0 points ago

Well, it isn't their fault I spose. A lot of the content in MMA presentations that isn't actually fighting just seems like old pomp and tradition now compared to when I was a kid. The Ring Girls (how far back does that go in boxing I wonder?), the buffer brothers, and ring entrances could use a good evolving IMO. I can think of those off the top of my head. Regardless, out of those older things I can deal with the Ring Girls, at least they are hot; but I cant shake the idea that it feels like a cheesy reason to look forward to a sporting event.

For me it comes down to the fact that, in reality, the entire PPV presentation, while admittedly resilient to changing forms of media presentation, is an older medium that I am not sure maximizes its potential earnings any more. It once did, and still does deliver good profit for the Fertittas and other promotion owners I am sure. But in my opinion, those earnings could be much greater (for everyone involved in the sport) if some key changes were made to fundamentals of the presentation.

[–]jeremy_280 -2 points-1 points ago

While I agree with you overall, I think that they are basically only trying to make money off of the (limited) American audience, because ESPN UK airs the fights (I'm guessing) for free. In the US it is $55 per fight. How are they seriously trying to pull that shit off. I feel like they are trying to squeeze the American fans while allowing International fans to watch seemingly for no cost.

[–]lorenzollama -1 points0 points ago

I have to pay through the date to watch them in Australia. And ESPN isn't free.

[–]jeremy_280 -1 points0 points ago

It's 9 euros a month...Any sports package in the us is more than that.

[–]lorenzollama -1 points0 points ago

Have we stepped into a parallel dimension where 9 euro a month is free? I don't care how much it is. Only that's its not free.

[–]jeremy_280 0 points1 point ago

That is a hell of a lot less than $55/mo! In comparison that is essentially free... Dana white complains about the PPV buys being low when he gives the shit away for free outside of the US. How fucking stupid can someone be?

[–]lorenzollama 0 points1 point ago

Stupid enough to claim $9 is basically no $?

[–]ROGER_CHOCS 0 points1 point ago

The only thing I could figure is that the PPV model is not accepted by customers in the foreign markets or something.

[–]jeremy_280 0 points1 point ago

I don't accept it, however it is a sport I love and have invested a lot of money into over the years. But I find it ridiculous they are trying to make a profit primarily off of American viewers. This past year excluding the Silva V. Sonnen 2 card has been complete shit, like 2 big names per card, I really hope that the UFC doesn't adopt the women's division only because they will try to make cards anchored around them as the main event, like they do with the new super-lightweight classes and those cards have been pure shit like this past snooze fest and a half. I am growing tired of the way that the UFC is progressing.

[–]EatingSteak 0 points1 point ago

Yeah you're right, they completely ruin the sport and it won't be possible to enjoy the action unless they ban them.

/s

[–]kmlymi 0 points1 point ago

It's eyebleach.

[–]spermracewinner 0 points1 point ago

In MMA there is a lot of grabbing and touching. The only thing keeping it heterosexual is the amount of ring girls.

[–]FreeSexForHotChicks -1 points0 points ago

without them what would I blame my boner on?

[–]iAmNeverRight 3 points4 points ago

who is she and why was she gone?

[–]Icanseebone 11 points12 points ago

Her and this blond ring girl actually got kicked out for accusing Koscheck for faking injury during the Anthony Johnson fight.

[–]duckwizzle 2 points3 points ago

What seriously?

[–]HardSide 41 points42 points ago

A couple of things happend in 2009 in regards to the two ring girls in question (Logan Stanton and Natasha Wicks). First off, Logans contract was up, the ufc did not want to renew it, while Wicks was cut at the same exact time Logans contract was up.

Now both were interviewed after the paul daley and koscheck fight, and both said they were paying real attention to josh, and they believed he was faking with the eye poke. 2 Nights later, Logans contact was not renewed and wicks was let go.

Koscheck even made a twitter comment that they were ugly pigs anyway, and shouldn't comment on fighters, joe rogan also said ring girls shouldn't be commenting on fighters performance. While this was all happening, right before the UFC let go of the two ring girls, Celeste contract was being renewed and the rumor is that celesta didn't like either of them, they were both new compared to her, and both got more camera attention at the time than celeste. So, to make it plain and simple, there are two rumors floating around as to why these 2 were let go from the UFC.

[–]ThereIRuinedIt 44 points45 points ago

Excellent run-down.

I masturbated through all of it.

Well done.

[–]noobprodigy 10 points11 points ago

Well they were right about the eye poke. Josh is a punk bitch. He also faked taking an illegal knee to the face.

[–]blazin_chalice 4 points5 points ago

"If you're not cheatin', ya ain't tryin'." - Chael Sonnen

[–]CreampieCarnage 0 points1 point ago

I wish that curly headed fuck would pull a JFK Jr. in that plane of his.

[–]duckwizzle 1 point2 points ago

Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up. Thank you!

[–]Icanseebone 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't official but it was heavily implied.

[–]NFAFitness 3 points4 points ago

Arianny is not pleased.

[–]octowussy 14 points15 points ago

Am I alone in thinking that she looks nearly identical to Arianny? I am alone in that, aren't I?

[–]winstonotsniw 9 points10 points ago

Yes, they do look very similar.

[–]octowussy 3 points4 points ago

THANK YOU. I was beginning to doubt my vision and/or my sanity.

[–]PinkySlayer[!] 2 points3 points ago

nah, her smile makes her seem too nice to ever get belligerent drunk and get arrested for domestic violence.

[–]octowussy 4 points5 points ago

That sounds like a challenge.

[–]This_is_Hank 0 points1 point ago

I used to specialize in bringing that out in otherwise calm, respectable women. Now I'm way older and know better.

[–]milkycratekid 1 point2 points ago

I'll never learn.

[–]ChipChase 0 points1 point ago

Who is it...?

[–]BrownNote87 2 points3 points ago

dat pinky

[–]veritasxe 1 point2 points ago

I'd let her ruin my life...

[–]russellcroweswife 4 points5 points ago

wish the ring girls were a bit curvier, am i alone here??

[–]nairbnam 0 points1 point ago

Yeeeeeeeeep.

[–]mbauer94 3 points4 points ago

Even more important Rachelle Leah, hottest ring girl of all time is back.

[–]UpVotes4Worst 1 point2 points ago

I had it zoomed in perfectly on my phone and it was very mesmerizing.

[–]gertymoon -1 points0 points ago

wtf with the pinky

[–]drballoonknot 0 points1 point ago

Dat pinky

[–]Miethos 0 points1 point ago

get yo finger fixed girl!

[–]carlog234 1 point2 points ago

Missed Logan haha wasn't a big fan of chantelle or that blonde girl

[–]ApolloHimself -1 points0 points ago

Slim shady?

[–]B_Mack15 -1 points0 points ago

Dat hand.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Her and Natasha are fine looking ladies

[–]lars1632 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Puremark403 0 points1 point ago

Is she back for UFC or another promotion?

[–]nabub8 -1 points0 points ago

Does this mean no more Britany Palmer?

[–]el_notario 0 points1 point ago

Dat forehead.

[–]Splortched[!] 0 points1 point ago

Is her fucking finger broken or what?

[–]saorsa1126 -1 points0 points ago

I want Natasha back.

[–]arathans -1 points0 points ago

wow and i had no interest in watching 149 until i saw this post.

good to see her back :)

[–]DwwwD -1 points0 points ago

Just skip through to the parts with her and you got the best already

[–]thedudeslandlord -2 points-1 points ago

I would lick her butthole after she took a shit and not wiping

[–]MayhemMonkey -5 points-4 points ago

Better question, who is the girl in the middle?!?!?

[–]jimschrute 18 points19 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]eversonic 0 points1 point ago

Edith Labelle