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[–]davewuvswaffles 32 points33 points ago

[–]hotrodminivan 18 points19 points ago

But the big story on Action News tonight...

[–]BeadleBelfry 0 points1 point ago

...is how creepy Jim Gardner is. I'm just sayin'.

[–]OhMrAnger 4 points5 points ago

Do yourself a favor and subscribe to Jim Gardner's Twitter feed. It's gold

[–]BeadleBelfry 2 points3 points ago

  • Such a dark night in Aurora, Colorado. Can we do SOMETHING to make it harder for insanely violent people to amass military-style arsenals?

  • Such a dark night in Aurora, Colorado

  • dark night

I see what you did there, Jim.

[–]DarkerMaster 24 points25 points ago

Good ole Philadelphia.

[–]semajin -3 points-2 points ago

The proper spelling is Killadelphia, also I'd accept Filthadelphia.

[–]corananlime 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]kerrigan4 62 points63 points ago

Reddit is about to raid this repost.

[–]CWDiesel 135 points136 points ago

[–]Bainemo 17 points18 points ago

What exactly is the sorting arrangement for these? It seems to be completely random.

[–]AlexHimself 6 points7 points ago

This is a question by a developer I'd guess.

[–]Blamemeta 1 point2 points ago

Probably by how many pages they are back. Just do a search, and whatever comes up, comes up. Probably no sorting involved.

[–]eltommonator 0 points1 point ago

It follows the same ordering as karma decay where this bot gets its results from (obviously omit the first result which is this post)(RES users note that link is not actually a picture as RES incorrectly believes, you have to follow it manually).

Karma decay's ordering is determined by similarity match and so is dependant on whatever algorithm karma decay relies on to perform this match comparison.

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[–]InterwebCeleb 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]dirtydiana 2 points3 points ago

yeah i just realized that and deleted my comment. at first they are but then, nope. sorry.

[–]Lord_Attikus 2 points3 points ago

Selfish bastard. WHAT DID YOU WRITE?!?!

[–]dirtydiana 3 points4 points ago

i wrote age...but then noticed i was wrong.

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

Why would you delete a comment to hide that you were wrong, and then make another comment to let everyone know about it?

[–]dirtydiana 1 point2 points ago

I was trying to delete it before anyone saw it. Because I realized I was wrong. But at the same time I noticed the red envelope.

Then, Lord_Atticus asked me what I wrote. I hate seeing deleted comments with no explanation. The shit gets deep and you have no context. I hate that. I felt obligated to let Lord_Attikus know what I had erroneously stated. It was my duty as a redditor.

tldr: i don't care about admitting i am wrong on the internet...but i will try to hide it if possible.

[–]Quindo 0 points1 point ago

Because instead of -2 his comment is now at +4.

[–]perfectshot29 3 points4 points ago

[–]Lord_Attikus 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

I understand.

[–]DarkHavenX75 1 point2 points ago

So something like "WULULALAULOO" x infinity.

[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

I read that in Opie's voice from Family Guy.

[–]LerithXanatos -4 points-3 points ago

Time. First is earliest before this submission, last is oldest.

[–]Mathesar 6 points7 points ago

Nope.

[–]LerithXanatos 2 points3 points ago

I lied.

[–]Mathesar 0 points1 point ago

At least you didn't delete your comment like the other guy, mad props homie

[–]LerithXanatos 0 points1 point ago

Feeling like a boss right now.

[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

Liar!

[–]selfishershellfish 3 points4 points ago

The funniest one is the one who says its a repost

[–]LieutenantTickles 2 points3 points ago

I love how all of them have basically the same title.

[–]MrPudding28 0 points1 point ago

22 Days. Too Soon.

[–]apullin -1 points0 points ago

aw, man, I came here to do this. Oh well, at least my gag has incited change. I'm like batman, with all my little bat-lings ...

[–]disimcity -5 points-4 points ago

I had never seen it before and found it absolutely hilarious. All hail the repost.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

You've been on Reddit for 6 months, OP. Surely you know that this has been reposted a million times. With basically the same title too!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I've been here for three and a half years and this is the first time I've seen this.

[–]mookdaruch 1 point2 points ago

Me neither

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I call bullshit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I throw away my accounts every few months and make a new one. I remember when /r/atheism wasn't just facebook screenshots too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I didn't call bullshit on your time on this website. But that you have never seen this before.

[–]TimothyCratchit 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this before. But I had both /r/pics and /r/funny blocked.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Like I said, I call bullshit.

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 7 points8 points ago

so i'm right in thinking that most redditors smoke weed?

[–]Jollycocks 7 points8 points ago

yes

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 2 points3 points ago

thanks for the reply. i love your name

[–]alfabetsoop 6 points7 points ago

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 0 points1 point ago

i'm aware, but /r/trees doesn't account for the rest of reddit

[–]LussyPicker12 1 point2 points ago

if by smoke you mean: smoke, vaporize, and bake into brownies/cookies/space cake/anything, then yes.

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 2 points3 points ago

by smoke i generally mean 'partake of the ganj'

[–]ayures 8 points9 points ago

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!

[–]mastablaze 11 points12 points ago

bubbles, i need a cat to keep the squirrels from pissing in my dope plants.

But kitties shouldn't smell like cigarettes and dope, they should smell like kitties

[–]zephyy 4 points5 points ago

I need my cats to protect my weed plants.

[–]Kvawrf 12 points13 points ago

[–]the_hoser 5 points6 points ago

I want their graphic designer's job. That's just hilarious.

[–]kingofkingsss 1 point2 points ago

Police raided Reddit

FTFY

[–]mackinoncougars 1 point2 points ago

So this is why Trapped_in_Reddit disappeared?

[–]reempup 1 point2 points ago

Hahah that's def Philly/south jersey news anchor

[–]cleeb 4 points5 points ago

I'd be willing to bet that at least half of Reddit doesn't smoke pot.

[–]mastablaze 2 points3 points ago

then at least half of reddit is missing out

[–]cleeb 4 points5 points ago

I'm not anti-pot and would vote to legalize it. I'm just saying that after spending 2 years on Reddit it doesn't seem like the majority of Redditors smoke pot.

[–]mastablaze 0 points1 point ago

idk, there are a hell of a lot of ents. and beyond ents there is a giant number of people who are occasional, social tokers, or are generally not anti-marijuana, but like you, don't pursue it. I'd say reddit is pretty pro-pot. but thats like saying its pro-atheist. The front page is. I am sure there are anti pot subs just like there are x-tian subs. i just don't read'em,

[–]SubZeroWildman 0 points1 point ago

Stay golden, pony boy.

[–]BigDaveyD 0 points1 point ago

Exactly what I would have thought! Who needs bail money$$$$$$

[–]yentlequible 0 points1 point ago

Looks like that could be Kevin Butler's brother.

[–]jet_tripleseven 0 points1 point ago

"Police reports say that the man only began to resist when he was brought to county jail, and was forced to shave his neckbeard."

[–]Chexxy 0 points1 point ago

Did you hear, some one raided a redditors home? Oh noes... I know.....

[–]arandomwhiteguy37 0 points1 point ago

I guess weed leads to cheesing

[–]Deedzz 0 points1 point ago

The look on his face is what gets me hahahah

[–]Hockeyman55 0 points1 point ago

Action News strikes again.......bastards!

[–]youbraceyourself 0 points1 point ago

I love how the image is 560x420

[–]BIRDS_IN_MY_RECTUM 0 points1 point ago

Police raided heaven

FTFY

[–]userish 0 points1 point ago

If this happened, (if it literally happened) a link to the story would be better.

[–]Perfect1onOwns 0 points1 point ago

6 abc is the best local program ever.

[–]Rob_j_87 0 points1 point ago

And found copious amounts of repost with a street value of 1052 upvotes.

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

Ah, it's that time of the week again!

[–]piratesbooty 0 points1 point ago

reposy

[–]audraii 0 points1 point ago

I bet they were cheesing.

[–]beau669479 0 points1 point ago

I need my cats to protect my weed plants.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Never laughed so hard in my life.

[–]rage420 0 points1 point ago

Those damn pot smoking kitties

[–]epgenius 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, who keeps upvoting this?

[–]shebeen57 0 points1 point ago

I want their graphic designer's job. That's just hilarious.

[–]producer35 0 points1 point ago

TIL cats can be charged with possession of a controlled substance.

[–]PoisonousWolf15 0 points1 point ago

Seems about right.

[–]Sixteenbit 0 points1 point ago

Only one Bubbles joke? You guys let me down this time.

[–]publius4 0 points1 point ago

Stop it.

[–]balakor 0 points1 point ago

.

[–]LexiLouLee 0 points1 point ago

So, let me get this straight: We are all going to jump up and down and beat our chests about what an evil, karma loving troll OP must be to do something as wretched and destructive as reposting this, when, as the comment below shows, the last time the image trended in any meaningful way that redditors who don't go past the first few pages of Top would have seen was 8 months ago.... And OP has only been a redditor for 6 months.... Yet, the destructive troll is OP? Interesting. Carry on.

[–]Sizzleby -1 points0 points ago

You sure, are an oblivious ignoramus. I have seen this picture on the front page multiple times in the past months. The repost checker you see in the top comment finds some of them, not all of them.

This is one of the most ridiculously reposted images on reddit so stop trying to defend a steaming pile of shit.

[–]LexiLouLee 0 points1 point ago

You sure, know how to write a sentence. Your gift with, words leaves me inclined to, take what you have, to say very seriously.

[–]Sizzleby 0 points1 point ago

Sure ==> Sir

[–]vxx -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]imbrizzle 5 points6 points ago

Please don't lump all marijuana users in with /r/trees .

[–]Bannerman4 -1 points0 points ago

Sorry OP, but HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES? It's been posted on here so many times, yes it was funny the first time but not now.

Or you are master troll

[–]filox -1 points0 points ago

Category: most overused pictures on reddit.

[–]marijuana_and_cats -1 points0 points ago

I approve of this repost.

[–]R0mme1 -1 points0 points ago

Must be older than internet it self

[–]notsonerdy -1 points0 points ago

hahahahaha

[–]pushingHemp -1 points0 points ago

I feel like this is posted at regular intervals. The sad part is that it works.

[–]stalking_ya_mom -1 points0 points ago

This again?

[–]hardygardy -1 points0 points ago

Rob Fucking Jennings !!!!

[–]RoundersBat -2 points-1 points ago

The source of reddit... gone...

[–]paradoxfive -3 points-2 points ago

Lolol