How to become the most hated person on campus

ibeatitonhard · 3 months

Or most popular person in Kindergarten.

CraftyConsumer · 3 months

True... but if anyone tries to fuck with your backpack... you'll know.

slr8692 · 3 months

oh god, I can hear it...

KoreanTerran · 3 months

I thought it was a beehive at first.

"Yep, seems like a pretty good way to become the most hated person on campus."

EnjoyMyDownvote · 3 months

oh god....near the end of class...zipping backpack up early..

Armestam · 3 months

Girl at my school had a bag with speakers in it. She'd walk around listening to really strange music. We had an outdoor campus, so you could hear her walking between buildings from a good hundred feet away.

STJRedstorm · 3 months

Still more fashionable than this shit

MaxPower88 · 3 months

How to never let your bag get stolen.

yout1014 · 3 months

FAKE! No college student could afford that many bells.

SassyScarlacc · 3 months

BELLDAZZLED

RUBBER_DICK · 3 months

One question, where do you buy those?

cabbagepatch · 3 months

Don't forget to replace the zips with velcro!

bobbykid · 3 months

I feel like never showering + being exceptionally friendly might work just as well.

Or airhorns.

epitome_of_cynicism · 3 months

Here is more info: http://artiststudio.eastpak.com/artist/julia-wulfing

SirFancyMcFancePants · 3 months

I thought they were bees at first... If you were a guy running around with a bag covered in bees, I, for one, would hate you.

Thegirlwhohaswings · 3 months

JINGLE JINGLE, MOTHERFUCKER!!

7D4Y_WEEKENDS · 3 months

Rape bells.

mackinoncougars · 3 months

your cat wouldn't know what to do

packerfanforlife · 3 months

Make it a rolling backpack and you'll be the most hated person Earth!

BrainForgery · 3 months

I'll bellieve it when i see it.

xyphanite · 3 months

Reminds me of the Ninja Turtles live action movie where they have to collect all of the bells off of the samurai without ringing them.

Snookerman · 3 months

I want one.

SutekhRising · 3 months

Bonus points if you jog to class!

ianamo · 3 months

As a person that is hung over the thought of this thing making noise makes me want to puke.

mb86 · 3 months

How to become the most awesome person on campus

FTFY

thegoldenbikini89 · 3 months

I wouldn't hate you I would just constantly be in a Christmas mood.

rootsy · 3 months

Good gift to buy someone you hate

armchairdetective · 3 months

I was knew a girl who sewed one of these into the turn-ups of her jeans because she thought it was cool.

It wasn't.

And it was particularly bad when we had to do a mock exam before our finals. She kept getting up to walk from the back of the room (where her desk was) to the front of the room (where the teacher's desk was) to get extra paper.

I have never been so close to jumping on someone and beating them senseless!

RMessmann · 3 months

Nah. No one is hated more than that group of 2 or 3 people who are standing and conversing right in the center of the most high traffic sidewalk on campus in between classes. Literally hundreds of people are trying to walk through here and you are blocking off 75% of the sidewalk.

thoughtsBcomedestiny · 3 months

Graved By The Bell.

fragglestickcar · 3 months

This picture doesn't even need a caption to be hilarious.

Unnatural20 · 3 months

Oh, somebody else has a ninja training backpack, too. Someday I'll make it to class silent and on time. Damn hall monitors.

VampiricPadraig · 3 months

Jingle Jingle Motherfucker!

Philosophermustache · 3 months

SWAG

Frankensaurus · 3 months

"here comes jim, that faggot"

PugLyfe2010 · 3 months

It needs wheels.

CherikeeRed · 3 months

Not if you attend Elf Tech...

nameeS · 3 months

I see a lot of bells, but no whistles.

Smaktat · 3 months

Mother of Backpacks...

optimusxrae · 3 months

Must resist urge to be late and run everywhere.

Sauronkraut · 3 months

Thought those were popcorn kernels at first

ScanExam · 3 months

That's one hellava ball sack

Bosco89 · 3 months

Relevant

mydogloki · 3 months

I need one of those for my kid who likes to hide in clothing racks when we go to the mall....

WTBKarma · 3 months

Stay the fuck out of the library

RobFireburn · 3 months

How to become the most hated person on campus [FIXED]:

have the top 3 links on /r/funny at once

JayAllDay · 3 months

Wearing an Eastpak nowadays will garner a lot of hate

Slutallitits · 3 months

Oh God. I used to make a lot of noise with my keychains back in high school. Even a teacher pointed out I'm always rattling away.

Impulse3 · 3 months

The only thing that could make that worse is a set of wheels

charlie_mcgnarly · 3 months

And then you have to pogo stick to class.

QuiteUnoriginal · 3 months

Or just be a dude wearing Uggs.

NoRaptors · 3 months

Get this bag
wear it out jogging at 5AM
?????
...profit?

dotgeorgie · 3 months

I stagemanaged a production of "The Wyrd Sisters" by Terry Prachett. The guy who played the Fool had bells on his shoes and hat, and he was also slightly hyperactive, so backstage he never kept still. Oh my god did I want to kill him by the interval every fucking night. He was a fantastic actor but you could hear him a mile away. I ended up confiscating his shoes and hat and only giving them to him just as he went on.

Jasonresno · 3 months

Total snitch magnet.

DriveOver · 3 months

It would make a pretty interesting sound if you turned your phone on vibrate and tossed it in the outer pocket during class and it went off.

Sort of a buzzing/ringing reverb thingy.

Paradoxical_Cat · 3 months

For once in my life, I actually saw something on tumblr first. Something is very wrong here.

Gibson_88 · 3 months

How to become the most hated person on campus [FIXED]

[deleted] · 3 months

I wonder if he can keep his spurs from jinglin and janglin.

f1fan65 · 3 months

Needs more cowbell.

Rontitties · 3 months

Oddly enough I saw this and immediately thought "Shut up and take my money."

kindlysquire · 3 months

There was a girl I went to high school with had this exact same thing but on her skirt. She wore it at least once a week and everyone hated her.

cianisgood · 3 months

jingle jingle motherfuckers

mterrace · 3 months

if my dog wore that he would be the most jingley dog on campus

tRy1010hxn · 3 months

Challenge accepted.

yetanotherwoo · 3 months

more bells than Khal Drogo

jaeldi · 3 months

"Shhh!!......Do you hear it?"

< ching^{ching^{ching^ching}} >

"She's coming!"

"Who?"

"The Jingle Bell Backpack Girl!"

bkdphi · 3 months

put some bells on some crocs and you are guaranteed to be falcon punched

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