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[–]Uncomfortable 68 points69 points ago

As if I didn't feel disgusted with myself enough just watching iCarly - then THEY had to make a fucking guest appearance. It's like the universe is screaming "YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, STOP WATCHING KIDS' SHOWS" and I'm all "YOU DECIDED TO MAKE ME FIVE FEET TALL. TRY CALLING THAT GROWN-MAN AGAIN, ASSHOLE. NOW SHUT UP, THE COMMERCIALS ARE OVER."

... Okay, that got a little out of hand. I apologize, but I'm not backspacing that shit.

[–]mainsworth 18 points19 points ago

Spencer is hilarious. 24 year old checking in.

[–]cloudx0 2 points3 points ago

25 yr old seconding that. Anyone who makes a christmas tree out of metal scraps of rebuilds a mechanical bull is ok in my book

[–]ElectricHoboSTD 1 point2 points ago

Freddie's real life sister went to my school.

[–]Uncomfortable 5 points6 points ago

It's kind of sad that my first reaction to that was 'yeah but nobody gives a damn about Freddie'. But that's not true. He's made up of a little bit of all of us. Which is why we don't give a damn about him.

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[–]Uncomfortable 2 points3 points ago

Not a dwarf, just a very short guy. No bonus points awarded.

Edit: For context's sake, the above comment said 'be peter dinklage'. Don't really see why it had to be deleted by the poster.

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[–]Uncomfortable 2 points3 points ago

Dinklage gets bonus points for far more than merely accepting it. He's not just a dwarf who's accepted his stature. He is the dwarf of our age. He occupies a spot that cannot be conquered by any other dwarf, merely because he exists. In many ways, he's turned it into a gimmick, and used that gimmick as a springboard for his efforts. Ultimately, it's the best thing a person can do in his position, but if another dwarf attempted to trod the same road, he'd be regarded as a mere copy-cat.

But then, I am not a dwarf, so much of this is irrelevant. I am a child-sized man. I don't think I'd much like being a dwarf.

[–]thejiujitsupanda 0 points1 point ago

Just curious, but aren't you the same account that made a correction in someone's title that spelled "uncomfortable" wrong? If so, what a small world.

[–]Uncomfortable 0 points1 point ago

The poster made a whole image diagram about controllers, and the spelling mistake was in the image itself, not the title.

... But yes, guilty as charged.

[–]thejiujitsupanda 0 points1 point ago

Aw yes, it was the alternative design for the wii controller. It's all coming back.

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[–]Uncomfortable 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL BAD.

[–]TogepiTickles 17 points18 points ago

I love Gus.

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

I read "I love guns". Which thoroughly confused me. Then I saw that you said "Gus" and now I'm happy.

[–]TogepiTickles 12 points13 points ago

Psych is amazing. None of my friends watch it though.

[–]Alexbo8138 14 points15 points ago

None of your friends are cool.

[–]alpackabackapacka 7 points8 points ago

/r/hifw - if you like this stuff. As well as /r/reactiongifs

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

Picture of Q as the mascot... what is up with Star Trek and reaction pictures? Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation starship USS Enterprise has become a staple of Reddit.

[–]Sayund 0 points1 point ago

Because Star Trek is extremely popular with 18-35 males(AKA reddit).

[–]harry_carrots 51 points52 points ago

Upvote for Psych reference!

[–]BobTheSCV 5 points6 points ago

Whenever I see this gif, it reminds me that it's not psych season, and I get sad. But then I think about psych, and I get happy. But then I remember it's not season, and I get sad again.

[–]cswalker 17 points18 points ago

Upvote for Psych'O!

[–]Pabl0_Diabl0 22 points23 points ago

I think recognize that guy... Buttersnaps Mcgee is that you?

[–]Baby-Haroro 15 points16 points ago

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's Felicia Fancybottom. Understandable mistake, though.

[–]ohhai3 14 points15 points ago

I think you are both mistaken, that is Sh'dynasty.

[–]Pabl0_Diabl0 14 points15 points ago

Obviously, that's Methuselah Honeysuckle. The question is, where's 'ol man Scratch?

[–]iamswizzlerz 14 points15 points ago

You are all quite mistaken! That is obviously MC Clap Yo Handz..

[–]cswalker 9 points10 points ago

I've heard it both ways.

[–]rkrish7 8 points9 points ago

Without a doubt, that is Hummingbird Saltalamacchia

[–]gibsat 3 points4 points ago

Actually, know that I get a good look at him, he looks a lot like Bud from The Cosby Show....

[–]valkyriosity 7 points8 points ago

Yes, but doesn't he remind you a bit of that Dr. Clk Tk Tsk Tk Clk Tlk Took?

[–]inconcievable_42 0 points1 point ago

Comma to the top!

[–]TheCage 0 points1 point ago

*Gee Buttersnaps

[–]BALTIM0R0N 4 points5 points ago

Dule Hill will always be Charlie to me.

[–]ratmfreak 16 points17 points ago

I like Psych.. fuck it. Have an upvote.

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[–]jjesusfreak01 13 points14 points ago

A group of ordinary kids picked by Simon Cowell due to mediocre musical talent and decent looks because at the time he noticed a void in the boy-band space. Simon, being an evil genius, promotes the hell out of them, has his writers write catchy though boring lyrics for them, and makes himself millions of dollars, because he is an evil genius.

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[–]Sayund 3 points4 points ago

No, more like a new Backstreet Boys.

[–]RainbowFiji 0 points1 point ago

N'Sync was worse than Backstreet Boys.

[–]Sayund 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say N'Sync but figured it didn't really matter.

[–]Charliearlie 16 points17 points ago

A shit boy band from here in the UK.

[–]Pike1914 37 points38 points ago

Sometimes we fuck up real bad.

[–]QuackWhatsup 40 points41 points ago

Canadians know that feel.

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck man? No apology?

[–]QuackWhatsup 20 points21 points ago

No amount of apologies will ever make up for Bieber, Nickelback, Drake and many others... We'll just have to keep sending Shatners and Carreys.

[–]canuck_rob 7 points8 points ago

Even Geddy's voice can't scare them away.

[–]zoso33 2 points3 points ago

I like you

[–]canuck_rob 0 points1 point ago

I like you too?

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

Drew or Jim?

[–]QuackWhatsup 6 points7 points ago

Jim. Drew is American and also Carey, not Carrey.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Alex... Canadian... I think i know you... How old are you?

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

  1. But I'm American.

[–]aku42 0 points1 point ago

Probably better than Jedward. Sorry.

[–]bds165 4 points5 points ago

One important direction.

[–]Aleitheo -1 points0 points ago

Probably some new boy band or something given the context of it being compared to Justin Beiber.

[–]447u 3 points4 points ago

DISGONBGUD.GIF

[–]Mah_Derpah 3 points4 points ago

Up vote for bruton gaster.

[–]mackymillan 12 points13 points ago

Upvote all the Psych!

[–]AnalBumCovers 2 points3 points ago

Well I'm sure people have been doing it already, but this just convinced me to go to one band's videos and comment on how the other is better.

[–]eggrollco 2 points3 points ago

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 4 points5 points ago

Link pls.

[–]Chaster321 5 points6 points ago

no fak u

[–]cultcirca -1 points0 points ago

chasrt pls

[–]Chaster321 -1 points0 points ago

k

[–]Aggre5sion 4 points5 points ago

Psych is a seriously underrated show. Have an upvote.

[–]RoboLincoln 1 point2 points ago

When I read your title I thought of the Family Guy episode where Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal are arguing over who is worse (each stating that they are more unappealing to audiences) then their dad shows up and says "kids, kids, your both just... awful"

[–]itsbecky 1 point2 points ago

I don't know who is One Direction... yay

[–]Majestic_DreamPuff 1 point2 points ago

GUS! <3

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[–]HeresJuju 1 point2 points ago

I always listen to music videos

[–]FlyingShisno 4 points5 points ago

I like to taste them.

[–]HeresJuju 1 point2 points ago

I frequent smelling them

[–]RyleyW 0 points1 point ago

It is the closest thing we have from gay divorce court

[–]MrGreen27 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel watching people get into arguments on online multiplayer games.

[–]bobbijane 0 points1 point ago

Is this a thing?

[–]Themoneymancan 0 points1 point ago

So this is the teenage girl version of megadeth vs Metallica?

[–]Bonsallicious 0 points1 point ago

Where are these videos, I wants them!!

[–]silver_moon_mist 0 points1 point ago

I'm watching this episode of Psych right now~

[–]sherlocksd 0 points1 point ago

Alabaster Jenkins always knows what's up.

[–]julianne7366 0 points1 point ago

Even Geddy's voice can't scare them away.

[–]jpfrost17 0 points1 point ago

One direction I'd better, bieber is just all out gay, him and his music suck balls

[–]ManCity 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Gus.

[–]thenightmuffin 0 points1 point ago

This episode was on Ion two hous ago! He is watching American Duos!

[–]warlocksw 0 points1 point ago

God Gus is fucking awesome.

[–]LinaEsperance 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this episode! XD

[–]induing14454 0 points1 point ago

DISGONBGUD.GIF.

[–]sweetygirlfaj 0 points1 point ago

UPVOTE FOR PSYCH

[–]AscendantJustice 0 points1 point ago

You know that's right!

[–]smileymalaise 0 points1 point ago

Black? You feel black?

[–]ionataan 0 points1 point ago

so bieber fans hate the one direction fans?

[–]GET_A_FUCKING_BLOG -1 points0 points ago

There is a subreddit for these kinds of posts, /r/reactiongifs. Please utilize it. This gif in particular has been seen by just about everyone who owns a computer and there is no title which can save it from being a repost in /r/funny, however in the appropriate subreddit it would be most welcome.

[–]xWolfiezx 0 points1 point ago

Im actually annoyed with this big time rush band. I got stuck watching a video of theirs. Not only is it a ripp off Blur song 2 its also really annoying that the spanish guy keeps screaming "whoo hoo" right in the camera and everyone else does backflip....after backflip...after backflip. I became so angry after seeing this

[–]0six0four 0 points1 point ago

Spanish?

[–]xWolfiezx -1 points0 points ago

Me? Or the Group?

[–]time2fly2124 -1 points0 points ago

What the hell is one direction.. o.O Do they go east? south? east southeast? tell me! i must know which direction to take!

[–]IggyWiggum -1 points0 points ago

You mean you actually bother to look at that fight? Shame on you.

[–]Tonka_Tough -5 points-4 points ago

Most overused Gif in the history of the world.

[–]Trachyon -2 points-1 points ago

Whoever wins, we lose.