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[–]HomeworkAteMyDogma 188 points189 points ago

I think the kids today call that "dancing".

[–]silly_walks_ 20 points21 points ago

[–]4_word_replies_only 32 points33 points ago

[–]TransAm 73 points74 points ago

Great, now that is in my page history.

[–]ItzWarty 21 points22 points ago

What the actual fuck?

[–]lilnas313 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile at the super friends hide out, the invisible man starts to worry about his missing invisible dog.

[–]fireysaje 0 points1 point ago

What the synthetic fuck?

[–]ItzWarty 2 points3 points ago

Oh wow, the video was removed due to a ToS violation.

[–]4_word_replies_only 0 points1 point ago

You didn't miss much.

[–]BigFishMcNish 0 points1 point ago

Does your textual quadery carry over in to verbal interactions?

[–]4_word_replies_only 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but not purposefully.

[–]Jambucha 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is this actual fuckery?

[–]tre101 3 points4 points ago

And we wonder why our kids grow up as whores.

[–]MuffinBoss 0 points1 point ago

sigh

Clear browsing history.

[–]ublaa 0 points1 point ago

WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM

[–]warchamp7 0 points1 point ago

It got removed, what happened?

[–]4_word_replies_only 0 points1 point ago

Terrorist took our freedom.

[–]capnpitz 13 points14 points ago

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me...

[–]Justin777 1 point2 points ago

no more....

[–]karolinamaria 15 points16 points ago

PSA for the guys: this is how ridiculous it looks/feels when you randomly start grinding up against a girl in a club.

[–]ElPhezo 144 points145 points ago

I guess the motion of the ocean doesn't matter when your boat is in your driveway.

[–]sailingonward 26 points27 points ago

poetry

[–]red321red321 4 points5 points ago

in motion

[–]Phalex 29 points30 points ago

Dog is a redditor. That is known as a hover fuck.

[–]spazmodic- 1 point2 points ago

hover glans?

[–]FaerieStories 88 points89 points ago

One of the most prolific redditors posting one of the most reposted gifs?

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[–]ZeGermanVon 1 point2 points ago

its been plenty successful I dont care what your magical internet thing says

[–]Pike1914 -1 points0 points ago

This has already been reposted since Potato did. And now I'm sad...

[–]Artificialx 4 points5 points ago

First I've seen it. When will people learn they aren't the only ones on Reddit, and it isn't here to entertain only them?

[–]FaerieStories 5 points6 points ago

What would you rather reddit was: a never ending stream of fresh content, or the same content over and over again?

[–]Artificialx -3 points-2 points ago

[–]jjdonnovan 0 points1 point ago

It took me way too long to realize this wasn't a .gif

[–]FaerieStories 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand.

[–]Artificialx 3 points4 points ago

Basically, for the same reason TV has (had) reruns. Not everybody is watching at the same time. Something you see on the front page might be buried by the time I look. For every person that complains about a repost, there are people who have never seen it, as in this case. Ergo, we need both. Perhaps you didn't recognise the meme reference I posted? In which case, more reason for reposts :)

[–]FaerieStories 0 points1 point ago

Personally I would argue that for every repost there are probably MORE people who have already seen it than those who haven't. And accordingly: for all these people who have seen it, the repost is essentially occupying a space where fresh content could be.

I think sites should stick to what they're good at. Reddit is good at providing new stuff. There are plenty of other sites where you can go to catch up on old stuff you've missed, but reddit should be dedicated to constantly fresh content.

[–]Artificialx 2 points3 points ago

Personally I would argue that for every repost there are probably MORE people who have already seen it than those who haven't.

Considering how many upvotes reposts get, and how many posts are "lol" rather than "repost", I don't know if I can agree that is true. I mean, if a repost makes the front page.. what does that say? Lots of people didn't see it last time, surely??

[–]FaerieStories 0 points1 point ago

Good point I suppose. Hmm, it's a tricky subject. On one hand I totally see what you're saying. On the other hand, I can't help but get annoyed whenever I see a repost get thousands of upvotes, and then find some perfectly good original content sitting on about 50 upvotes. It doesn't seem fair.

[–]HerrSpitt 63 points64 points ago

Potato in my anus, you know very well that this is one hell of a repost.

[–]notadutchboy 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how long it would take for a potato in his anus to germinate and grow roots into his rectum. I've been meaning to /r/askscience.

[–]TheGreatSzalam 3 points4 points ago

You should ask /r/shittyaskscience instead. For numerous reasons.

[–]notadutchboy 0 points1 point ago

[–]Artificialx 2 points3 points ago

First I've seen it. When will people learn they aren't the only ones on Reddit, and it isn't here to entertain only them?

[–]justanormalusername 11 points12 points ago

It's new to me, at least.

[–]SpermWhale -2 points-1 points ago

Karma does not stink.

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[–]jaydog24 0 points1 point ago

this is just wrong. I've seen it before multiple times and I don't ever see things with less then 100 net upvotes

[–]SmilinBob82 18 points19 points ago

He's got decent rhythm though.

[–]panniculus 14 points15 points ago

You realize it's looped after one thrust?

[–]red321red321 2 points3 points ago

it's all in the hips

it's all in the hips

[–]OIP 15 points16 points ago

"you see this? huh? this could be us, yeeeah"

[–]mjw95k 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of my first time

[–]xeonrage 7 points8 points ago

[–]overwhiteflies 16 points17 points ago

I can't be bothered logging in to watch the video but if this is that video where some black kids are humping an ottoman I wholeheartedly agree.

[–]killerwhaleMD 4 points5 points ago

It is, I have checked

[–]xeonrage 2 points3 points ago

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

[–]karolinamaria 10 points11 points ago

This video is gayer than gay sex.

[–]mopxhead 2 points3 points ago

"ey, y'all wanna fuck a chair and put dat shit on YouTube?"

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 1 point2 points ago

[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS 15 points16 points ago

The dog to the left isn't long enough.

[–]sindustrial777 7 points8 points ago

Same could be said for the dog on the right

[–]ClickclickClever 5 points6 points ago

So i have faster, better, stronger and definitely watched this longer than I should have.

[–]_hiimjohn_ 5 points6 points ago

[–]impossibru65 2 points3 points ago

Definetely goes better with This I think...

[–]beadsarenotcheap 4 points5 points ago

is...is it in yet?

[–]Willy1432 3 points4 points ago

This is what online sex feels like

[–]Dyrty 3 points4 points ago

Nice form, though.

[–]TitaniumNation 3 points4 points ago

[–]skeeto 5 points6 points ago

I was about to post this too (being my own GIF) but I'm happy to see it lives on without me!

[–]smellit 6 points7 points ago

Fucking Mormons.

[–]aleandwhores 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why. But I'm up voting.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

karmadecay to the rescue!!!!!

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/m0DtH.gif

[–]R2Lowber 2 points3 points ago

So close...

[–]cajunbander 2 points3 points ago

Ay gurl, you know you can get with this right? Back that fine little ass back here.

[–]NoSubrannke 2 points3 points ago

I'm doing it! I'm doing it! ...Am I doing it?

[–]irhads 0 points1 point ago

He forgot the potato

[–]WWIFA 1 point2 points ago

he's just warming up.

[–]Show-Me-Your-Moves 2 points3 points ago

Hover Hump

[–]i_like_salad 2 points3 points ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

[–]charonsobol 6 points7 points ago

I'll downvote anything posted by that attention whoring username.

[–]Acid-Rain -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah, I mean, I know there's been I_RAPE_CATS and others before him, but I the VULGARITIES_IN_ALL_CAPS trend really took off after P_I_M_A started getting popular. And for that, we hate him/her/more than likely them.

EDIT: HAHA I knew I was gonna strike a chord. Go ahead and downvote, DEAD_CATS_ASSHOLES!! Do your worst, FECAL_MATTER_FOR_LUNCH! Try and hurt my feelings with a blue arrow, BLEEDING_URETHRA! I'm not afraid anymore!!

[–]tonyvila 1 point2 points ago

That dog has vastly underestimated the size of his junk.

EDIT: I meant overestimated. Leaving it as is to showcase the stupid.

[–]Vladdangel 6 points7 points ago

Overestimated?

[–]tonyvila 3 points4 points ago

You are, of course, correct. I am, of course, an idiot. :(

[–]RugerBob 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted you i knew what you meant. Lol

[–]bassplaya614 1 point2 points ago

Oh come on, have you ever seen a pitcher throw a baseball? The guy is clearly just winding up!

[–]Smokegreentrees 1 point2 points ago

Actually thats the best dry hump I have ever seen.

[–]austincarnivore 0 points1 point ago

I saw this last week on Cinemax!

[–]geminon64 0 points1 point ago

fine technique...

[–]SwoccerFields 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't he get tired??

[–]razski 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this move before in clubs, I call it the knobhead.

[–]collegeisascam 0 points1 point ago

Yep. That's what happens in "clubs."

[–]adfoe 0 points1 point ago

Ain't nothing wrong with a little dry humping

[–]Eldeeff 0 points1 point ago

"You want some of this, baby?"

[–]LETSBACON 0 points1 point ago

He's teasing

[–]beardandteeth 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this song as I clicked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ScsUUNiuoQ and it was perfectly synced and hilarious.

[–]PlethoPappus 0 points1 point ago

Is it in yet?

[–]aleatorictelevision 0 points1 point ago

doesn't matter. had sex.

[–]taybagg88 0 points1 point ago

"Is it in?"

[–]MyMuddyEyes 0 points1 point ago

The motion is disturbingly hypnotic

[–]TurgidMeatWand 0 points1 point ago

Looks like are "promise keepers"

[–]justAfad 1 point2 points ago

This is what Watching porn on channel 999 is like

[–]p3x447 0 points1 point ago

forgot to bring condom

[–]FuTRoN 0 points1 point ago

its the thought that counts

[–]someswedishgirl 0 points1 point ago

He's warming up!

[–]RugerBob 0 points1 point ago

haha i do that to my wife sometimes she just rofls

[–]Audrion[!] 0 points1 point ago

Is it in yet?

[–]karma_builder 0 points1 point ago

That's just warm up..

[–]TheGovi 0 points1 point ago

NO TOUCHING!

[–]Eloc21 0 points1 point ago

Good form, bad placement. 6/10

[–]TheMagicStik 0 points1 point ago

"Am I In?"

[–]calisonic 0 points1 point ago

Nah, they just dancin'.

[–]thunderfox 0 points1 point ago

Friendzone Level: Dog.

[–]HelloHombre 0 points1 point ago

Wrong? I do that all time.

[–]alfiesmash 0 points1 point ago

Looks like party boy list his dog

[–]thock 0 points1 point ago

Its ok, he was just warming up!

[–]pinchhazard 0 points1 point ago

How old and reposted is this?? The comedy value of a half second looping gif that everyone has seen is: very low. Are you kidding me?

[–]ICallTheBig1Bitey 0 points1 point ago

She'll only be interested if he starts pounding the pavement.

[–]nimitch 0 points1 point ago

It's specifically because there weren't any potatoes involve, right?

[–]anddrewg2007 0 points1 point ago

Slow it down and play "pony" by ginuwine.

[–]prettyraddude 0 points1 point ago

What I look like at parties

[–]boraxus 0 points1 point ago

Equivalent to webcams for dogs...

[–]DeadPiratemonkey 0 points1 point ago

No no no, that's just a variation of air guitar.

[–]hlipschitz 0 points1 point ago

This is the canine equivalent to "hover hand".

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

Good form. Work on your aim.

[–]scharfca 0 points1 point ago

thats just how dogs grind each other, duh.

[–]Fath8m 0 points1 point ago

Watching this gif while Don't Stop Me Now was playing was accidentally the best thing I've done today.

[–]scsk8r831 0 points1 point ago

Sloppy drunk sex on a Saturday night.

[–]youshouldbereading 0 points1 point ago

That's a good way to fracture your penis.

[–]Defender 0 points1 point ago

This is how the Friend Zone really looks.

[–]yardnome070 0 points1 point ago

haha welcome to every club in the United States

[–]PRPrivateRyan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah really where's the potato?

[–]StrongestGrizzlyBear 0 points1 point ago

HA. Reminds me of the first time I tried it on with a momma bear.

[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point ago

nah man hes just practicing for a gig at the strip club

[–]misfitsfiend313 0 points1 point ago

Yeah son! Get it!

[–]BoxSquid 0 points1 point ago

This is REALLY funny when synced up with Only by NIN.

[–]ImBuzzed 0 points1 point ago

a new level of hover hand

[–]shaed9681 0 points1 point ago

It's like Stiffler in American Wedding. I bet when the front dog looks round, the humper just stops and looks around innocently

[–]cakecapt 0 points1 point ago

That is taking hover hands to the next level.

[–]N3rt 0 points1 point ago

I remember posting this... :D

[–]TrustyGuy 0 points1 point ago

"I'm not humping you. I'm not humping you."

[–]_-heisenberg-_ 0 points1 point ago

Doggie gets dancehall

[–]zivarah 0 points1 point ago

But look at that form...

Just needs to work on his aim, poor guy.

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

He's doing it human style

[–]fireysaje 0 points1 point ago

He's got the motion, but no ocean

[–]readingis_sexy 0 points1 point ago

aw, reminds me of my first boyfriend. Memories...

[–]PrincessOfChina 0 points1 point ago

I know for sure this is gonna happen to me when the first time comes that I do something sexual

[–]deltablazing 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love a perfectly looped .gif

[–]blushingtart 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this when I clicked. Wonderful match.

[–]BerserkerBill 0 points1 point ago

"Dat air"

[–]Comintern 0 points1 point ago

He's just warming up for the main event with some Kissy Kissy.

Pump on litle man

[–]CharlieBoi 0 points1 point ago

Invisible penis ftw

[–]TerryTenders 0 points1 point ago

I have a lot of apologetic phone calls to make to ex-girlfriends.

[–]TimmaDee 0 points1 point ago

[–]scentedbullet 0 points1 point ago

Oh marriage, how I don't miss you.

[–]Jonz303 0 points1 point ago

Potato in your anus you say?

[–]tidweezy 0 points1 point ago

get it!

[–]palermo1984 0 points1 point ago

My first out burst of laughter this morning thanks to you! Upvote.

[–]Mortora1 0 points1 point ago

What? That's how I do it and no one has ever criticized me!

[–]Fourstar19 0 points1 point ago

Tuesday afternoon lap dances... Memories

[–]blarglznoflo 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes we may forget that it's not just humans who have to figure out how this whole sex thing works...animals can get it wrong too, apparently.

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

Even dogs enjoy daggering.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

ha! daggering! are u jamaican? i dont know anyone else who would know that term

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

I am not, but I learned about daggering from the internets.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

ahhh ok have u seen the video where they jump off high altitudes onto the guy's crotch? funny as shit

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

I fear I am unfamiliar with this one.

[–]swingman06 0 points1 point ago

Nsfw

[–]Dyert 0 points1 point ago

Like trying to pleasure one of them "rap guys girlfriends" from behind

[–]fixingthepast -1 points0 points ago

Friend zone level 200

[–]OtpThePerson 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's just trying to get the potato out of his anus.

[–]SeeBeasley -3 points-2 points ago

My first out burst of laughter this morning thanks to you! Upvote.

[–]kolm -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, surely you can tell us how to do it right?

[–]MJhammer -2 points-1 points ago

"That's no Potato!"

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago