Shower time

jaxnos · 6 months

... Am I the only one who has ever managed to lose one of those imaginary arguments?

Harkonen_inc · 6 months

Not sure if OP holds world record for fastest fapper... or longest shower taken.

Dr_Fetus · 6 months

Am I the only person who doesn't fap in the shower? I think I did it once but it wasn't very enjoyable. I don't like fapping standing up.

JayDee240 · 6 months

"What if an armed robber suddenly burst through the bathroom door and demanded money?"

That's my 90% immaginary showering scenario.

Powerfury · 6 months

I realized that the only reason why I win all of my arguments in my head is because I subconsciously know what I am going to say for the counter argument. Thus, my already held belief is going to be upheld by my own argument.

I realized this when I tried to used the same flawless argument that I had in my head in a real life argument and the person used some evidence/fact/opinion that I had not considered.

infinitum17 · 6 months

What about singing and peeing?

pasmeme · 6 months

I always make awesome speeches while showering or cleaning. One day I should record these ramblings and see if they are nearly as brilliant as I remember.

priorit1es · 6 months

the hot water improves circulation and your brain works somewhat better, improving your mental abilities during showertime.

barrymacockenya · 6 months

Schizophrenia does go up I must admit.

[deleted] · 6 months

Not enough a tiny slice for singing? Highly unrealistic.

JustAnotherSimian · 6 months

Does anyone else go through situations they think they might face in the day and create perfect "comeback lines" to every possible situation?

ObviouslyWrongGuy · 6 months

Mines about 87% fap and 15% cleaning

red321red321 · 6 months

take the jerk off part out and you're golden

when i was first discovering masturbation i wacked it in the shower but that's before i discovered jerkoff material and so i never wack it in the shower anymore my imagination just doesn't cut it.

hermit_the_frog · 6 months

I know I'm colourblind, but this doesn't look right...

WhiteRabbit13 · 6 months

I feel like I'm one of the few people on reddit who showers, and gets the fuck out. No fapping, no imaginary arguments. Just soap up, rinse off and I'm done.

WilliamII · 6 months

I literally thought this was just me.. nice

AwesomestMan · 6 months

There are other people like me.

Darkfey · 6 months

Wow I really thought I had a problem. Reddit is like the support group I never knew I needed. Hugs guys.

IQuestionThat · 6 months

When I am in the shower I think about re posts, then i masturbate to the imaginary karma I receive.

TheAznHawk · 6 months

Am I the only one that has never done this before...

Painkillershelp · 6 months

Who faps in the shower?

JackAintBlack · 6 months

Masturbating should be bigger....

sensationalmarsupial · 6 months

Man, now I want to take a shower.

catglass · 6 months

Replace that with "winning imaginary rap battles" and that's me.

MagicFartBag1 · 6 months

You forgot singing

rquiner12 · 6 months

This whole thread made me Lol in McDonalds, and not the courtesy lol you give to bad joke but a real genuine lol, like you see in the wild. And I'm only a little drunk.

Zimb0 · 6 months

You people sure do shower for an excessive amount of time.

Pachi2Sexy · 6 months

Girl!

whatwasigonnasay · 6 months

Wow I've never heard this one before...

ckb614 · 6 months

http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/s4g4p/time_spent_in_the_shower/

RadicaLarry · 6 months

I love these posts. We need an "Am I the only one.." sub. Who's in?

iforgottenmyname · 6 months

I'm not alone!

apm96 · 6 months

You need to switch masturbating and washing myself

McRibMadman · 6 months

I'm so glad other ppl do this

revel5150 · 6 months

Holy crap I'm not alone!!! Sometimes after winning the argument i'll just take it off the deep end, like in my head i'll just quit my job. Or the other person is sucked into a space craft where he is obviously being probed. I guess sometimes i'll end up in a "we'll if i'm dreamin', go big" state.

clairioes · 6 months

Good to know I'm not the only one.

CapnCrayg · 6 months

It's an amazing display of neuroscience. I'm guessing the shower (water+heat+whitenoise+no other distractions) causes a mild meditative state, allowing the shower taker to go over stressful situations in a calm way.

mattbluesman · 6 months

Thank you so much! I thought I was crazy.

shouldihaveaname · 6 months

Get out of my head!

Amynay_hearts · 6 months

I'm just glad to see you spend more time washing than you do masturbating. Well done. :)

Captain_SCHWING · 6 months

Switch masturbating and washing myself and that describes me perfectly.

DaFunny1 · 6 months

Yes I actually think Im in a imaginary world. and some adventure and fighting

crankypillow · 6 months

You forgot "shower-piphanies." Some of my greatest ideas have come from shower time.

[deleted] · 6 months

This is way funnier to me when I realize what the arguments I'm having are.

dantenuevo · 6 months

I will never feel alone again...

MisterQuiver · 6 months

This is pretty spot on. Only difference with me is I just yell at someone who isn't there, but I imagine they are.

civiltribe · 6 months

this is so spot on but really even if i'm winning I'm actually losing because I'm obsessing over this shit god damn baggage

hobbsarelie83 · 6 months

This is all bathroom time

turkoid · 6 months

oh god. i do this, except I lose most of the arguments.

muffinsofgreg · 6 months

This! I just got out like ten minutes ago, which makes this also incredibly coincidental.....

almondpastey · 6 months

I think my imaginary arguments render me incapable of actual debates. Whenever I start debating friends on a subject and make a great point that they can't rebut I step in and make a wonderful point against myself for them, then they are just confused and it ends :(

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snakepatin · 6 months

don't forget about it being the urination station

nosehat · 6 months

Speak for yourself, OP. I win real arguments in the shower.

Unfortunately, they are real arguments that were in the past, and when they happened in the past they didn't quite turn out the same way.

nisim777 · 6 months

I've "written" hundreds of novels in the shower, then when I sit down to write it, the inspiration is gone. So weird.

I've had my fair share of imaginary arguments as well.

spankymuffin · 6 months

Imaginary arguments?

It's more like, "being interviewed by favorite writers who are, like, the biggest fans of my latest, greatest, super-awesome novel"

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