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[–]brochill27 3 points4 points ago

Allow me to give some advice; white text with a blackout line can be read on anything. Use that instead please.

[–]imacactus 4 points5 points ago

Ohhh long Johnson

[–]ninefortyfive 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you. I can never get an original comment! I wanted to say that! But for the hell of it.

Ohhh Long Johnson

[–]monkey_man 1 point2 points ago

where's the train?

[–]railking39 1 point2 points ago

When will teenagers learn that there are only 3 acceptable memes?!?! Peace sign, bunny ears, and fake weiner!

[–]Epicallity 1 point2 points ago

"Your waiting for a train... One that will take you far away..."

[–]socmaster1 1 point2 points ago

together. killed by a train together.

[–]Microchip_Master 1 point2 points ago

If they don't see or hear the train coming, then good riddance.

[–]hZf 1 point2 points ago

Choo choo, mother fuckers

[–]xenranos 0 points1 point ago

DM;HS (I'm assuming)

[–]Account_next_door 0 points1 point ago

To bad there's no third rail.

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point ago

Look at the rail ties. Doesn't appear to be an active track.

[–]LovePhaser 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else notice how weird her neck looks?

[–]MyBearHands -1 points0 points ago

You can see his boner. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Cyberslasher 2 points3 points ago

1) I went back and checked.

2) When you first kiss a girl, you will have a boner as well.

[–]Intrepid00 0 points1 point ago

Trains drop their poop and piss into the center of the tracks.

[–]slr8692 0 points1 point ago

You're waiting for a train...

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 0 points1 point ago

OH LONG JOHNSON!

[–]XxRaceBoy24xX 0 points1 point ago

Good, it's 2 more idiots off this world.

[–]somthingwicked 1 point2 points ago

3 including camera operator.

[–]XxRaceBoy24xX 1 point2 points ago

Depends on if the camera operator is actually the semi-smart one of that group.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

The camera operator is on the train.